I was once told laughter is the best medicine, I was 55 got cancer, as soon I learnt to walk n talk again and I'm still learning, watching Billy Connolly, I laugh and laugh, now the cancer hasn't returned yet, I'm now 57, can't talk properly, but my walking is improving, Love Billy Connolly.

A good comedian would stop before the second punchline, and be happy with the joke. Brilliant Sir Billy Connolly takes it to another level because only he knows how to do that. Awesome.

my dad introduced me to Billy. On my sixteen birthday. Great to my Grandmothers unpleasure and misery. Billy was what made my father and I bond. In 2016 my father passed away. 2017; Billy announced his Australian tour and I damn well went with my wheelies on. I knew my dad was there too

A true Gentleman and a Legend. Sir Billy Connolly you are so loved in Scotland and around the world. ❤🕊🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Oh the good old days!

Sir Billy Connolly is an absolute legend. He will go down in history as a real legend of good old fashioned comedy.

Women think a secret is something you only tell one person at a time! Well demonstrated here by Sir Billy, the absolute king of comedy.

The king of comedy

Two of my favourite entertainers are retired: Billy and Lee Evans.

Ahhhh Billy! We miss you!

danced around that one beautifully, a master at work.

What a legend best comedian ever!! 😂😂🤣👍🙏👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Men can keep a secret because we can't be arsed telling anyone about it.

Awe, Love You Big Yin, XXXX

I am not sure what I find more amusing Billy's excellent comedy or people declaring that you couldn't say anything offensive like that today. There are so many comedians following on from Billy, many cite him as an inspiration. They aren't him and use their own material but he was the pioneer who started a trend, not the last of a breed. Russell Howard tackles the PC from a different angle, pointing out how stupid those trying to be ignorant are. Openly claims Billy as one of his key inspirations. Kevin Bridges is another man from one of the less affluent areas of Scotland who laughs at all sides, his own and those feeling far above it. I like all of them. I am glad they aren't all carbon copies, that would be boring like the mother in law jokes Billy saved us from. With his advancing years and declining health we all have to accept the future will see us losing Billy and I will be very sad about this. But I am sure he will be as glad as i am that his influence on comedy will live on for many generations to come. I feel I should finishe with some sort of joke. I know Billy was rarely into poitical jokes, maybe like me seen to many of them getting elected. Maybe a mutually prejudiced joke to add to this, like how the only secret a woman can keep is that they have farted and how men could hold it but don't want to. Or perhaps I will stick to my day job acknowledging I have nowhere near his talent for comedy and never will.

Billy we love ya

"Well, the teacher called them effers, but we knew what she meant". A line etched into my soul by the Big Yin. I'd like to say that Billy has given me more laughs than anyone, but then I remember Basil Fawlty. What sort of life have we left our grandkids when this kind of humour is now verboten, courtesy of all the Karens in this world? Show this stuff to your kids FFS.

Brilliant..........

Absolute genius ❤

Brilliant!!!!😂😂😂😂

Pure genius!!

Mental how times of changed..guys all blab on each other and the gals are keen to let rip! 😂

Love you Billy! My husband is the absolute *worst* at keeping secrets! I have to beg him not to tell me what he got me for Christmas! He wants to show me immediately! LOL! It's a challenge trying to make him not tell me until Christmas Day, when we open our presents! He's so happy with what he got me, he wants me to know right away! Such a darling!

Namaste 🙏 thankyou God bless 🙏 🙌 💖 ❤️ ✨️

Nice

The best

"Easy-peasy Japanesey" Thats amazing!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fricken love this man! Lmao

Japanesy had me

Well, actually... men are perfectly capable of holding a fart in. They just choose not to.

I enjoy this joke so very very much. 😂👍

There are morally ambiguous souls on both ends of this let me tell you that from experience..but if the secrets too juicy to keep hidden ppl gonna tell you stuff(like if its about the school daft folks who get in trouble and everybody knows who did it)

Where Have the Scone Ladies Gone ? Very Funny.

Trust me, women are only too happy to let one go

Brave or what!? 🤣🤣😎

🤣🤣 what a legend.

😆👏🏻👏🏻ahaa haa hilarious and so true

John cleeses scots brother from another marriage.

The Connely shirt never took off.

Fun Fact: Just about every time a woman is 'fishing' for an answer she starts with the Word "So..."

I love Billy, but I'm a woman with a lot of secrets, mine and other people's secrets. And I remember everything, which is a curse.

Funny 😎

“My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.”

Back when you didn't get offended at silly humour!

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Love from India. You are super awesome, mate.

They won't be if you get a "star" tattoo on the elbow. You can 🇦🇺

A lighthouse keeper from Crighton Was seeing a woman from Brighton But ships ran around And sailors were drowned Cause she wouldn't f--k with the light on!!

Is his hair green or is it just the light?

As a woman I have kept some bombshell secrets.....and I'm the sneakiest person I know.

He looks like John Cleese with long hair.

0:51 I don't understand the phrase, "easy, peasy, Japanesey". What is easy about anything Japanese?

I sure know one thing that most men will keep secret 😉. Unless……………….😳

Lol 😆

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Men can keep secrets because they cant be arsed with gossip 🤣

Hahahahaha Hahahahaha

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When did Brian May become a comedian? XD

Men can easaly hold a fart in,they Just dont want to

Great Example! Women can hold in Farts.....Men Can't! LOL! 🤣🙃 Har ha Har ! Men light their farts and have contests! Women have more Sense!

Back in the olden days when women held in their farts and there were freemasons

Imagine if Billy could go onstage and riff on all the nonsense going on today regarding gender?

Billy you know your talking yourself into been Cartman in southpark. Just saying. And women are funny. And your gossiping now to make money.

I now declare this joke offensive and CANCELLED. There is no such thing as "men" or "women" .

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