Billy Connolly - Mood bracelets - Was it something I said?

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@tonygriffin_ 2 жыл бұрын

My girlfriend has a mood ring. When she's happy, it turns blue. When she's unhappy, it leaves a red mark on my face.

@Sweepdog700 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Sweepdog700 2 жыл бұрын

@Jack Snow think it was a joke mate

@lynda8852 2 жыл бұрын

Now that's funny

@isobelmiddleton6353 2 жыл бұрын

Surely not.. I hope you're joking.

@gofreely 2 жыл бұрын

@@isobelmiddleton6353 how do y’all watch Billy and not know a joke when you read it?

@UberOcelot 2 жыл бұрын

I've never seen a comedian quote another comedian and credit them, instead of just stealing material. Incredible class Sir Connolly.

@GrilloTheFlightless 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard Jasper Carrott quote and credit Steve Martin on stage.

@tgfabthunderbird1 2 жыл бұрын

Bill Cosby and George Carlin often did

@AutomaticDuck300 2 жыл бұрын

Steven Wright also said “I was born by Caesarean section. I’m a normal guy but when I leave somewhere, I have to go out of the window.” Hilarious 🤣

@hamoostaffat 2 жыл бұрын

You realise all good comedy has the same principles right? Watch enough comedians and youll soon find out almost every single one of them borrow premises or ideas from previous comedians, its only really when you get the learys of the world it is a problem, where they literally steal entire shows along with mannerisms and deliveries, a comedian using their heroes work as a base for their own shouldnt ever be a problem, thats how life works, we build on what we were given and pass it on If later day comedians didnt use material from older people or shows those jokes/premises/ideas would be lost to time, at least new generations have the chance to feel about something the way someone else did years before

@Showmetheevidence- 2 жыл бұрын

True, a few comedy-greats not scared to admit others are great too.

@margaretwilson1280 Жыл бұрын

The only time I've seen my grandsons rolling on the floor trying to breathe through hysterical laughter. Priceless 💥💥💥

@GlasgowKissTwo 2 жыл бұрын

“Oh. . The ten of Hangmans “ “Is that bad ? “ “Does it sound fuckin’ good to you . . ?. “

@jazzman1626 2 жыл бұрын

That one had me roaring out loud 😂😂😂.

@colehalford1893 Жыл бұрын

The first two words out of his mouth were “my daughters“. Right there I was hooked in this video

@muddyness 2 жыл бұрын

The only comedian who can laugh on stage and it makes you laugh harder, what a bucket of cheer

@0001captainawesome 2 жыл бұрын

"Only"? Have you heard Jimmy Carr's inversed donkey laugh? There be a bunch of comedians who's laugh is infectious, and quite honestly part of the joke.

@alicemilne1444 2 жыл бұрын

@@0001captainawesome Jimmy Carr's laugh is irritating. I cannot watch him for exactly that reason.

@mikekean8344 Жыл бұрын

He must be great on a pub crawl.

@muddyness Жыл бұрын

@@0001captainawesome i honestly could take or leave his laugh. More funny when he makes fun of it. His laugh does not bring out my laughter, though.

@rubysmith8818 2 жыл бұрын

I love when Billy laughs at his own jokes. ❤️

@jimbojimbo7103 2 жыл бұрын

Remember someone saying they don't like him for that reasons, he just laughs at his own jokes, I just said he wouldn't be saying it if he didn't think it was funny and plus the crowd laugh with him

@Shebeast3 Жыл бұрын

me too it's so honest and humbling

@Shebeast3 Жыл бұрын

@@jimbojimbo7103 👏👏👏👏

@terencej72 2 жыл бұрын

As a Scot i've seen him live 4 times. Seen this tour and when he did the Tarot cards i honestly thought the audience had that cannibal disease where they die from laughing. I literally pulled a muscle at my ribs from laughing so hard "The ten of hangmans", "is that bad?" "Does it sound fucking good to you?"

@paulgodley3020 2 жыл бұрын

I only saw him live once, way back when he was a Humblebum alongside Gerry Rafferty.

@gamergeek7482 2 жыл бұрын

Damn you actually saw that live? That was hilarious. I think this show also had the stonefish and the Christian rock lol

@stevefowler3398 2 жыл бұрын

What has being a Scotsman got to do with it?

@gamergeek7482 2 жыл бұрын

@@stevefowler3398 possibly because Billy Connolly is a Scotsman as well.

@rachelgallagher6214 Жыл бұрын

✌❤ from Montana

@Mntdewmania1 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing about Billy is how he cracks himself up all the time!!!

@carolmurphy7572 Жыл бұрын

Even on my darkest days, Billy can give me belly laughs. Thank you, good sir!

@Axispaw1 2 жыл бұрын

The 3 of knife in the face 😂

@edwardalexander9486 2 жыл бұрын

Village of the damned - swimming pools - just about having a heart attack laughing. So Glasgow - so true - so Billy.

@randlayman2668 2 жыл бұрын

Billy is the funniest man on earth, as evidenced by his laughing at his own comedy, thanks Billy!!

@alasdairbrady7807 2 жыл бұрын

and even someone else's in this case!

@thomasjones2415 2 жыл бұрын

U Better Believe He Is,

@albatross5466 2 жыл бұрын

I saw a sign for a psychic with a phone number for appointments. I thought "If your psychic wouldn't you know I'm coming?"

@josephinetyree1476 2 жыл бұрын

GOOD ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Zac-cw1zz 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he just talks, and tells stories... basically just acts like himself. It's so genuine, not like these carefully scripted acts performed by so many other stage personalities. I love how sometimes, he appreciates the absurdity of what he's saying and cracks himself up, even live on stage. There's no bullshit, and it's so unique and endearing and sincere, and thus, hilarious. Truly, Billy is your friend, the kind you just enjoy hanging out together.

@sandragustafsson3125 2 жыл бұрын

That's what I love too! He's said in interviews that he never writes a script for his shows. He just goes on stage and talks about whatever comes to him, because when he first started he thought that everybody did that. He didn't think anybody wrote a script. So when he found out most comedians and showmen wrote scripts for their shows, he was quite surprised. But since his method worked he essentially said "Fuck it" and carried on. x)

@gofreely 2 жыл бұрын

I always love his digressions, tangents, and subsequent “What was I saying? Oh yes...” 😂❤️

@biggic2004 2 жыл бұрын

Aye, those are the best moments.. 😅👍

@Canalcoholic 2 жыл бұрын

Often went on stage with two gags in mind, somewhere to start and somewhere he wanted to end up, but no idea of the route it would take.

@thomasjones2415 2 жыл бұрын

The Comedians Of Today, Should Be Just Yourself Just Like Billy Was No Script Absolutely Fantastic,

@jamesphilipson1289 Жыл бұрын

4:58 the guy in the front row 😂 having the time of his life 💙

@chateaupig826 5 ай бұрын

Only Billy could make Pool Reading sound legit ❤😂

@justjay926 2 жыл бұрын

Whenever I feel 💩 Billy helps me find the funny side. Thankyou Billy 🌞👏👏✍👍

@jerichowall13 2 жыл бұрын

There is so much tragedy and sadness in the world today that I decided to put on Billy to lift my spirits. Truly, laughter is good medicine because I fell out laughing at this sketch. However... I shall never again be able to look at a pool without bursting into laughter! Thank you, Billy Connolly for the joy of a merry heart.

@suzettebecker3581 2 жыл бұрын

Me too🤣🤣

@Monkey80llx 2 жыл бұрын

Learning to not let the world’s troubles & sadness make You sad is a worthwhile skill to develop. It doesn’t mean you don’t care about it/others but it’s important to protect your own happiness and health 🙏🏼

@lindseymajury9505 2 жыл бұрын

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@lindseymajury9505 2 жыл бұрын

@mohanicus 2 жыл бұрын

shops for the gullible...priceless🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@educateme8455 2 ай бұрын

They died out those shops though. I love it when I catch that old incense smell noo.

@Varrik159 2 жыл бұрын

Not just one of the funniest people to have lived, but a truly lovely man too. It's clear what he (rightly) thinks of crap like that, and yet he was in there to buy mood bracelets for his daughters just because they wanted them. His various tours and other documentaries also show what a humble and respectful person he is. I'm so jealous of Steven Wright to be able to bring someone like Billy so much joy!

@gwenbrashier8197 Жыл бұрын

Billy you are a legend, we will always giggle at these . They will never tire. ❤️❤️

@tomben6180 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody funnier than the Big Yin, my hero.

@gm9075 2 жыл бұрын

Worked as a manager in Waterstones and we used to call the Mind Body and Spirit table the Woo Woo section. My day was made complete when one woman walked in clad in the ubiquitous caftan and sandals, swung a crystal pendulum over the table and waited for it to settle, whereupon she then purchased the book immediately below where it stopped. Which, unsurprisingly, happened to be the one directly below her hand. Obviously as mad as a box of frogs...

@kayew5492 2 жыл бұрын

I've been a practicing Pagan for about 40 years now. I am amused and gratified to hear you refer to Waterstone's Mind Body and Spirit section in much the same terms I and my co-religionists use. We call the type you are describing - lots of crushed velvet, lots of amulets, smells of patchouli - fluffy bunnies. Clueless, gullible, essentially harmless.

@dodibenabba1378 2 жыл бұрын

Co religionists!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Do you know what Pagan means?? It means unbeliever you dolt!

@Herr_Flick_of_ze_Gestapo Жыл бұрын

@@kayew5492 you are just as clueless for being a neo-pagan

@matthewbulman5949 2 жыл бұрын

Usually people laughing at their own jokes is a big turn-off, but with Billy, it really enhances the performance. I mean, if Billy loses it at a joke, then it is guaranteed to be an epic one. That's my 10 cents worth, for whstsbit worth. Thank you Billy for the joy and happiness you have enriched the world with. Not just your comedy but in all your endeavors over the years.

@matthewbulman5949 2 жыл бұрын

"for what its worth". Sorry for not checking completely before posting.

@ID-pw8zb 2 жыл бұрын

Thing is though, he’s laughing at the situation he’s describing rather than an actual joke as such. Billy’s always been fascinated by human beings and the mad shite they do 😄

@zetacrucis681 2 жыл бұрын

So nice and generous of a giant like Billy C to commend fellow comic Steven Wright. And retell one of his jokes with full credit given to the source SW: sincerest form of flattery indeed.

@joeturner8184 2 жыл бұрын

He's right about Stephen Wright. He might be the best deadpan jokester in history.

@NewFalconerRecords 2 жыл бұрын

When Billy Connolly gives you the seal of approval like that, you know you're doing something right.

@julesbyrne304 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, love Billy and it's great to see him giving a shout to the amazing Steven Wright, would love more people to check out Sten, one of the funniest and most original comics I've ever seen

@joekerr3638 2 жыл бұрын

If you are going to use someone else's joke this is how you do it. Give credit to them and add to it. Beautifully done.

@stevem.o.1185 2 жыл бұрын

Mitch Hedburg is 1000x better. But idk comedy is subjective, and obviously he was inspired by Wright.

@michaelblack7726 Жыл бұрын

Billy is always so good, a great story teller,

@7ali7 Жыл бұрын

I love him giving props to Steven Wright, him laughing at Wrighty made me laugh so much harder

@repentorperish1405 2 жыл бұрын

Billy Connolly has been FULL ON right from the very beginning. Both my late parents were Glasgow born and bred (many rellies in Scotland) but moved to Australia a few years after WW2 and married here. On one of our numerous trips 'back hame' tae visit the 'ain folk' in the early 70's, one of my uncles gave my dad one of these reel to reel tapes (reel to reel tapes were all the go back then) which had on it a bootleg recording of this comedian who had recently just burst on to the scene (it was Connolly), and at that stage very, very few people had heard of him. Upon returning to Australia, I put the tape on one afternoon for a few of my High School mates that were around and said, Just listen to this guy, will ya?! Within minutes all of them were rolling on the floor clutching their sides, just about breathless, and almost urinating themselves with laughter. He's definitely one of the best stand up comedians ever.

@Shebeast3 11 ай бұрын

awww that's brilliant ❤

@kyle7061 2 жыл бұрын

It's hard not to laugh with Billy when he laughs at his own jokes

@kel69222 2 жыл бұрын

The best ones are where he can't finish the joke over laughing

@kyle7061 2 жыл бұрын

@@kel69222 aye haha he's telling a ture story not cripted comedy, everyone has seen something hilarious happen n went to tell someone but u just can't help urself from laughing

@kel69222 2 жыл бұрын

@@kyle7061 he's a legend I can watch him all day even if I seen the show before I laugh each and every time, he been in a film I like to as a hitman the movies called the boondocks saints there 2 of them

@leaveittothediva 2 жыл бұрын

If he put a card up in the shop for "Pool Readings", he would have been inundated with people wanting the service, especially in L.A.🤣🤣🤣

@tombranch2261 2 жыл бұрын

Probably make a killing doing it.

@alemgas 2 жыл бұрын

@@tombranch2261 if it's Barrymores pool definitely

@CorvusCorone68 2 жыл бұрын

@@alemgas oh damn... badumtshh

@neilmurrell281 2 жыл бұрын

That look of pure mischief on Billy's face with the anarchic laugh tips me over the edge. The phrase "national treasure" is overused but its exactly what Billy is.

@richardrejmer8721 2 жыл бұрын

He has/had the rarest of all comedic talents. . . He could describe an ordinary everyday thing - Like opening an envelope containing a gas bill, or talk about making a sardine sandwich and make it the *FUNNIEST* thing you had heard in YEARS! Just a unique point of view and a way of paining the picture with words to make you split your sides laughing.

@Chubbydippin Жыл бұрын

What a absolute treasure Mr Connally is. We all look at what he looks at too. But what he sees, points out and discusses is truly magical.

@katybeebe1012 2 жыл бұрын

I suffer with the same condition as Billy. He made me laugh so hard I nearly used my Tena lady lol ha ha ha x

@olsmokey 2 жыл бұрын

Saw him once in Melbourne, and nearly died trying not to laugh. The sound system was so bad that if you laughed, you missed the next bit. It was torture.

@OmgAuntySuzanne16 2 жыл бұрын

Same when I saw him on Saturday. I had to put my fingers in my ears and not look at my guy.

@pauladavies4984 11 ай бұрын

Billy You are the best ❤ Funniest man on the planet. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Acme12345 2 жыл бұрын

Still the best comedian ever born

@sueatkins3091 2 жыл бұрын

Best comedian ever born

@joelmacinnes2391 2 жыл бұрын

Billy should be paying to perform these shows, cracks himself up as much as he does the audience

@catherinefee6154 2 ай бұрын

Billy you are the funniest man on Earth

@cherrybacon3319 2 жыл бұрын

This man could make my sides ache so much for weeks after his shows, and the tears rolling down my face took a while to stop aswell 🤣😭. 🍒

@jamie-leedick6553 2 жыл бұрын

Absolute legend love u billy brilliant. You have helped thousands ov people best comedian ever.X😘Gina from East Kilbride. SCOTLAND.👌👌👍👍

@deborahwatson5159 2 жыл бұрын

😉😄😃😁😀😊❤❤ Love You Big Yin and Keep Safe Everyone

@samreid991 Жыл бұрын

I sincerely love this guy. billy connollys 2 night stand was a staple in my hoose.

@BrainHealth- 2 жыл бұрын

Funny Funny man. ❤️

@leepeters9282 2 жыл бұрын

I love this stand up in particular makes you feel like it's OK to be normal thank you billy.

@peteacher52 2 жыл бұрын

Billy Connolly with typical modesty, nominating someone else as the funniest man on earth!

@craigyeats6593 2 жыл бұрын

Just thinking the same 15 minutes ago

@craigyeats6593 2 жыл бұрын

Just spent the last 15 watching Steve

@mk1cortinatony395 2 жыл бұрын

Nailed it

@ProjectFlashlight612 2 жыл бұрын

The second master of deadpan, after the king Bob Newhart.

@JulieKernit1 2 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, when he said that my immediate response was "You're the funniest man on earth." I have to say he's one HELLUVA NICE bloke! I met him on the Isle of Bute when I was a teenager in a hotel called Kingarth.

@johnkennethwiseman682 2 жыл бұрын

Just love this guy. Laughing myself to tears

@kennyrester1032 2 жыл бұрын

Billy is one of the best.Wish I could of seen him live.Thanks Billy for making my bad day into a very good one.

@mickdunne981 2 жыл бұрын

What an absolute legend Billy is whenever I'm.down I will put on Billy and he cheers me up.Thank you Billy 👍 for making me laugh 😃 😀

@lorigraham2496 2 жыл бұрын

Genius at work

@emilinebelle7811 2 жыл бұрын

I love his accent!! He was great in muppets treasure island!

@shermanhatch2716 2 жыл бұрын

His laugh is the best! 😂

@claybarr9457 2 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite clips I've ever seen on KZfaq, I used to do this sketch at parties and it got much the same reaction as this audience

@r.lewisblake7793 Жыл бұрын

That’s total “effing” Billy Boy! Got your special and take the time to talk up Steven Wright! With friends like Billy, you don’t need many! Fekking classic! Slantje

@russnuman 2 жыл бұрын

Having seen Stephen Wright live I can testify he is a brilliantly funny. As is BC.

@snowcarley6620 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for you

@snowcarley6620 2 жыл бұрын

Long live Scotland

@Gimp.The_Imp_Pimp 2 жыл бұрын

"Oh no!! The 3 of 'Knife-in-the-face'." Congratulations Billy, you owe me a new keyboard.

@dorothyorr3724 2 жыл бұрын

BILLY you are amazing FANTASTICALLY FUNNY.

@petmom1967 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he cracks himself up

@renaecorrie5675 2 жыл бұрын

You are the best storyteller ever

@smithyc2051 2 жыл бұрын

What a man absolute genius comedian and amazing story teller 😂😂

@user-fv8zx7qs4f 3 ай бұрын

I always watch billy sketches in the morning as it cheers me up for the day. Thanks billy❤❤❤😂😂 my mum would've enjoyed your comedy as she was scots keep going billy,you're the best😂😂😂

@girlfromthedwarf Жыл бұрын

There is only one cure for a rubbish day at work and that is The Bin Yin!

@kirsten-brittmeehan70 2 жыл бұрын

I am finished watching this.. i have laughed at this for 30 minutes straight.. Billy you’re the absolute best

@user-xv2xn8sf9c Ай бұрын

Awesome, wonderful and original Billy we all adore ❤🌹

@nykolostark 2 жыл бұрын

"Do you mind if I speak to you?" "Well do you mind if I paid no attention when you're doing it?" 😂

@LordBelakor Жыл бұрын

"reading palms, reading feet, shaking pendulums, alot of sheit":D

@Mortthemoose 2 ай бұрын

Billy's right! I saw a woman on TV years ago, who allegedly could read bum cheeks! 😂😂😂😂

@Horusinsun Жыл бұрын

Always my friend you've never offended me.

@peterjerchel4603 Жыл бұрын

His joy is a treasure

@mikkel2946 2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, a Billy Connelly-clip I havn’t seen!

@larsfillmore4765 2 жыл бұрын

The man is truly a comedic genius. I cried laughing at this clip so hard it hurt.

@videohistorysnippets8963 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant man, I’ve seen him in Melbourne so many times, he just seemed to make sense to me, don’t think he ever would have put up with fools. Thanks Billy❤️

@nannyjak 2 жыл бұрын

You are a legend Billy x

@raven_ous2585 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely lurrrrve him. 👍👍🥰🥰

@kwn7033 2 жыл бұрын

He's a genius I laugh the most at him laughing after his own jokes Gold

@majcrash 2 жыл бұрын

I bet I could make a mint reading pools in southern california. Nutters everywhere!

@marcusomurchu989 2 жыл бұрын

Absolute legend Billy sooo funny

@Patchitt Жыл бұрын

Thank you Billy, you never fail to put a smile on my face. My favourite of your jokes is the prescription windscreen one. I heard it years ago and it still floats my boat, I just wish that I could find a recording of it somewhere.

@jamesaslevin Жыл бұрын

Just awesome

@robleary3353 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant!. The best story teller ever!.... Nuff said!.

@michaelowentaft9737 Жыл бұрын

Funnyist man to ever walk the planet! Long live the Big Yen! ✌️❤️

@sallydickson6193 2 жыл бұрын

OmG!! Laughed to tears, so funny xxx

@efnissien 2 жыл бұрын

I remember going to one of these stores to pick up something for my sister, when I went to the cash desk to pay the the lady looked startled as though the concept of money was alien to her and she called to her friend/colleague/husband (whatever) "Moonbeam? Moooooooonbeeeeam?" and from behind the bead curtains emerged a disheveled and confused looking guy who replied "yes willow?"... I actually had to stifle a laugh, both looked like the stereotypical hippy couple who'd indulged a little too much in the **herbal supplements** and dropped too many pounds, shillings and pence (if you get my drift.). When I stepped out of the store I actually broke my shite laughing.

@a.j.carter8975 11 ай бұрын

❤ponds shillings and pence. Very funny😊.😊😊

@paulroche2265 2 жыл бұрын

2:26 What an incredible Joker impression 😮😁👍

@ajrobson 2 жыл бұрын

I was just going to write that 😂

@paulroche2265 2 жыл бұрын

@@ajrobson 😆🙌

@christinehobson4825 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant Billy !

@oyecisco Жыл бұрын

Gotta respect a guy who laughs at his own stuff. And double kudos for the Stephen Wright reference: Another f'ing genius.....

@EvelynBaron 6 ай бұрын

Repeating everyone: I love this man. God speed (just an expression) to all and sundry. I love David Tennant's story about his Dad highest in the Scottish Church, Billy Connelly his idol and after seeming him live coming home remembering his banter and actually swore/ Super human powers absolutely. Cheers to all

@wilkywilky7814 2 жыл бұрын

Still makes me laugh.

@jimmy-stourbridge-fc8980 2 жыл бұрын

Legend

@jacksavory4325 2 жыл бұрын

“Things for the fuckin daft” 😂

@chrisbanbury 2 жыл бұрын

His Muppet Treasure Island is one of the best.

@SkyeSeafoodandeatit 2 жыл бұрын

Only person to die in a Muppets movie

@colmdurkin7915 7 ай бұрын

The tears are streaming down my face right now 😂😂😂

@norma3565 2 жыл бұрын

Lovely 😍Billy xxxx

@brianodonnell1664 2 жыл бұрын

Aaahhhhh love ya big yin

@oleeb Жыл бұрын

He could be John Cleese’s long haired cousin. Their facial features are quite similar and Connoly’s manner of speech is quite like many of Cleese’s characters.