I'm a space warrior who keeps my promises. What better way to demand the return of Ceefax but through Ceefax? Special thanks to Dan Farrimond (@illarterate) for designing these beautiful pages.
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@theguyfromdirethorns81884 жыл бұрын
i know its meant to be a joke, but he actually has some nice policies. better than the tories lol.
@callen96234 жыл бұрын
Seems like less of a joke than Boris or trump. And way less damaging
@theguyfromdirethorns81884 жыл бұрын
@@callen9623 yeah
@WatchThisSpace4154 жыл бұрын
C. Allen Well yes if you ignore policy 7.
@Dave_Sisson4 жыл бұрын
Number 28 is the most important for me!
@realcountbinface4 жыл бұрын
It's up there for me too...
@lordbucketheadpolling58244 жыл бұрын
@Count Binface at last for the first time at last we meet again COUNT
@combatbun85404 жыл бұрын
Finally a leader I can get behind
@mellowhigh4914 жыл бұрын
I would legitimately prefer these policies to be enacted than the conservative ones.
@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human4 жыл бұрын
Katie Hopkins to be banished to the Phantom Zone? I'm moving to Uxbridge just so I can vote for you now, m'lord.
@PaulRees774 жыл бұрын
Piers Morgan to be zero emissions by 2030 😂
@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human4 жыл бұрын
It's a good goal, but I think we need to do it sooner. I don't think can survive the current rate of Piers Morgan emissions for that long.
@majordolbyscat4 жыл бұрын
He gives off poisonous carbon emissions just by thinking
@TheNefastor4 жыл бұрын
@@majordolbyscat He thinks ??? That's a bold theory.
@bomooseАй бұрын
@@TheNefastor no, he talks nonsense. still damaging for the enviroment
@martynpeal26164 жыл бұрын
I'd almost forgotten what Ceefax music used to sound like. Thank-you Count Binface for reminding me.... Jesus it is tacky.... So if Ceefax is bought back will the tacky music return too...?
@PokefreakMaster3334 жыл бұрын
This is my kind of prime minister
@mellowhigh4914 жыл бұрын
Number 16 is actually genius
@DeclanDG4 жыл бұрын
More than half of these are actually damn sensible!
@unclenogbad150920 күн бұрын
With the election now on, I find I agree with every single policy - most of which make more sense that the empty slapsy 'promises' of the main parties. Great work, can't wait for my free broadband.
@soupedcan35324 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece
@dave-je3wp4 жыл бұрын
Didnt win but still a legend. Thx count
@TomMayhew4 жыл бұрын
Count Binface has a more detailed and in-depth manifesto than the Tory Party.
@TheNefastor4 жыл бұрын
That's a low bar, though 😅
@OneSwitch4 жыл бұрын
Genuinely hope you win. :) I'd vote for you.
@Gambit7714 жыл бұрын
I am fully in support of Ceefax being brought back.
@JonVoid374 жыл бұрын
Are you willing to rule out a coalition with Count Duckula?
@callen96234 жыл бұрын
I nominate count binface as leader of the UKUSA. With love from America
@realcountbinface4 жыл бұрын
Nomination warmly accepted!
@thekiwininjasmusic49282 жыл бұрын
If count binface and Elmo went into parliament as a coalition…
@JCTsFascinatingHobbies4 жыл бұрын
This has cheered me up, no end!
@VenikHue3 жыл бұрын
I know I’m a bit late but you got yourself another supporter!
@mrtickleuk4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@Tom-hz1pi4 жыл бұрын
I want to vote for you, but I'm in the United States, I'm sorry.
@callen96234 жыл бұрын
Tom- I nominated him a little further down in the comments and he accepted. We already have a shit-head President. A bin-face would be most welcomed. Us Americans can dream.
@saamamerat10613 жыл бұрын
I am very happy with his policies especially 26. My father left school at 16, paid his taxes which paid for my university fees. I pay taxes too, but my children aren't entitled to university fees. None of us got a tax cut because of this change, so I want the same rights for my children that me and the politicians who voted against it got.
@groentje30003 жыл бұрын
The youtube algorithm reccomnended me your videos. 10/10 did not disappoint. It seems even youtube recognizes your superiority over the shitshow that is the British parliament. Its a shame about the copyright thing, but count binface has a nice ring to it too. I hope the algorithm smiles upon you. You deserve wayyyy more views.
@electrohalo87984 жыл бұрын
number 21, how bad is the original position that count bin face has put it in his policies?
@williamprice21864 жыл бұрын
Count Binface is the best thing to happen to politics since the Athenians invented democracy.
@Likes_Trains4 жыл бұрын
Beautiful vaporware vibe
@75hilmar3 жыл бұрын
I like your cultural direction very much and may the algorithm give you an edge.
@tomskelly97204 жыл бұрын
If the labour party goes back to the right wing like under Tony Blair, Count Binface is my no.1 choice.
@tomskelly97204 жыл бұрын
Looks like I'm voting Binface next election
@agr78794 жыл бұрын
Yes! The BBC to bring back Grandstand😜
@VAX19704 жыл бұрын
I think it was called Teletext, Ceefax was just the BBC only .. just saying. Where does Bin Face stand on Free licences?
@Fuzzsaphire4 жыл бұрын
Point Number 11 confirms Count Binface supports capital punishment for exceptional circumstances
@soft8oiled4 жыл бұрын
What are your thoughts on anime? Is it real?
@chopperharris324 жыл бұрын
This is real change
@Spookspek4 жыл бұрын
Promise 30 reminds me how every school election the person who promised free WiFi won (but never delivered).
@TheNefastor4 жыл бұрын
Item 27 seems to show conflict of inter... ZAPPPPPPPPPPP !!! _nevermind_
@TheGamingAirCon4 жыл бұрын
Jean Roch well we do need to stop giving away arms to people. British people need those arms. Amputees need those arms.
@bloodsucker11864 жыл бұрын
The Intu does need doing up...
@arthurtheslime93593 жыл бұрын
Yeah that hand dryer is really at an odd position...
@flightlesslord26883 жыл бұрын
It's a joke, but its right
@JamesTheFoxeArt4 жыл бұрын
0:40 you lost my vote on your 12 Manifesto
@emilvretveit49514 жыл бұрын
that won my vote
@welshgit4 жыл бұрын
If you really are a fox, perhaps you should read point 12 again!