Count Binface at the Independent: Policy Grilling

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4 жыл бұрын

Fleet Street's finest, Sean O'Grady, quizzes Count Binface on his 2019 Manifesto. (Apologies for the strange noise on the recording. It's not my central fluid moderator. It was some journalists using a microwave. Bastards.)

Пікірлер: 666

@nickstonehenge 4 жыл бұрын

You think thats fair? -"No" legend

@shaneredgate8628 4 жыл бұрын

Laughed so hard 🤣🤣

@BobBob-cy9cu 4 жыл бұрын

You can see the interviewer struggling to keep a straight face

@raymondhoogervorst3041 4 жыл бұрын

Most honest anwser I ever heared from a politician

@intothemultiverse1033 3 жыл бұрын

No 😂 but probably needs to happen. 18 and 80. There you go nice and simple.

@75hilmar 3 жыл бұрын

A strong YES and a strong NO. This is our man.

@Artix902 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if he actually got elected, shaking hands with world leaders

@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 жыл бұрын

I think he'd fit in rather well, eccentric profile notwithstanding

@realcountbinface 4 жыл бұрын

This is the extra verse John Lennon should have written.

@TheNefastor 4 жыл бұрын

Considering most "world leaders" are trash, wouldn't they see Count Binface as some sort of natural predator ?

@miracletortoise6224 4 жыл бұрын

@@realcountbinface I guess John Lennon was simply not a man of sufficient vision.

@Joesolo13 4 жыл бұрын

That was Trump's campaign slogan

@davidm3567 3 жыл бұрын

Piers is off air as of 2021. Count Binface, a politician who keeps his word!

@mohammedyakub3760 3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately it's probably not the end of him yet, let's see what happens

@davidson2727what 3 жыл бұрын

@@mohammedyakub3760 Binface will return, when we need him most..

@SportyMabamba 3 жыл бұрын

@@davidson2727what he sleeps under Glastonbury Tor, waiting for the call

@Gilmaris 3 жыл бұрын

The promise was _zero emissions_ from Piers Morgan. I'm not sure he'll cease, or even reduce his emissions just because he's off the air.

@jsphmcc1 3 жыл бұрын

@@Gilmaris it means emissions like TV emissions. Another word for broadcast

@bernardli9514 4 жыл бұрын

I love how the Journalist just went along with it and tried to keep it as serious as possible.

@jasperjahnke 4 жыл бұрын

Why not

@RareSeldas 4 жыл бұрын

He's under obligation.

@WingMaster562 4 жыл бұрын

Professionalism

@scottgrey3337 3 жыл бұрын

It's probably a nice break if anything. He gets a good laugh, and it's not like anyone's going to grill him for not pressing Binface hard enough on an issue.

@georgemorley1029 3 жыл бұрын

Good straight-man.

@JoeyDND 3 жыл бұрын

He achieved the “No Piers Morgan by 2030” and the banishment of Katie Hopkins. Re-elect that man

@endemon1822 Жыл бұрын

Hes still on our buses in Bristol.

@elitefencer777 11 ай бұрын

This was how we knew he was a real one: Man didn't even get the job and he STILL fulfills his campaign pledges!

@MAC-mp2hu Ай бұрын

Lost my vote

@davieboy69beer1 27 күн бұрын

Also banish Amanda Holden, Rylan, Gordon Ramsey & The Beckham’s.

@bipolarminddroppings 10 күн бұрын

@@endemon1822 but he isn't on TV or radio...

@kedwardsTWO 4 жыл бұрын

"Do you think that's fair?" I loved the instant "no."

@purpletoast4116 4 жыл бұрын

I want this man to be my prime Minister

@celestialsalamander 4 жыл бұрын

I don't like his plan to enslave Adele.

@erikkollar66 4 жыл бұрын

@@celestialsalamander Why not?

@user-zz7hu2bu4o 3 жыл бұрын

And that’s why people your age shouldn’t be able to vote

@purpletoast4116 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-zz7hu2bu4o hahaha I'M 16 NOW I CAN VOTE

@Smile4theKillCam456 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-zz7hu2bu4o I’m going to move from the US to the UK just to vote for this man

@randompastahandle 3 жыл бұрын

"Do you think that's fair" "No" Must, resists, urge, to say, fair enough,

@friederwittmann7104 21 күн бұрын

@thedoctorand 4 жыл бұрын

I guess he's Binfacing some tough questions.

@fazertace6837 4 жыл бұрын

Stop that!

@Philosophiseraptor 3 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@TERMINATIONBLISS08 3 жыл бұрын

*round of applause*

@JoannaHammond 3 жыл бұрын

OMG, my dad has been resurected to tell even worse dad jokes!

@djegg3210 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliantly said 👊

@copper589 4 жыл бұрын

If I lived in the UK you'd get my vote

@bp837 4 жыл бұрын

You've got to live in his constituency as well.

@copper589 4 жыл бұрын

@@bp837 well, if I'm moving to the UK I could just move there

@celsius418 4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Kelly I think you mean votes, not ‘notes’ unless you mean that’s how much they paid him for doing the interview i.e. 69 notes = £69

@liamcampbellhaha 4 жыл бұрын

@@celsius418 I think we all got that, and I doubt he meant to write notes. Calling out typos doesn't make you clever

@celsius418 4 жыл бұрын

liamcampbellhaha unfortunately not everyone is as clever as you. If I made the comment maliciously or I resorted to calling out someone’s use of grammar in a petty way, then I would understand your point. However I didn’t, I merely pointed out to those without your level of intellect, the mistake which changed the meaning of what was being said.

@xuevgermanist 4 жыл бұрын

The Piers Morgan timeline is ambitious, though

@paintinglockdown7359 4 жыл бұрын

But not impossible

@GeorgeSPAMTindle 3 жыл бұрын

It has a lot of support though.

@zyill 3 жыл бұрын

Not anymore!

@thrillho4209 3 жыл бұрын

We're getting there!

@Skibbi198 3 жыл бұрын

Probably why he lost to be fair

@TheSpecial4247 3 жыл бұрын

“Well tbf it will cost a trillion quid” that got me man

@kalebbruwer 3 жыл бұрын

per week

@ttttttttttttttttt. 2 жыл бұрын

national debt go brr

@laserpanda94 23 күн бұрын

Plus the £200 for moving the hand dryer in the pub toilets

@DiscountSeanConnery 4 жыл бұрын

“Piers Morgan to be emissions free by 2030” LOLLLL

@ttttttttttttttttt. 2 жыл бұрын

well it happened

@NotUnymous 2 жыл бұрын

@@ttttttttttttttttt. Well, emissions free comes with death...

@neobro234 4 жыл бұрын

You’ve got my vote

@cucco1 4 жыл бұрын

And my sword

@trured4544 4 жыл бұрын

@@cucco1 And my axe...

@mixhex7344 4 жыл бұрын

@@trured4544 And my sax

@leemsvg 4 жыл бұрын

And my first born child

@50337andy 4 жыл бұрын

And my nail clippers.

@coenpietersen272 4 жыл бұрын

Why is this being uploaded just now? The Count would've won Boris his constituency, thus forcing him to resign as leader of the conservatives or having to come up with some sort of trick up his sleeve.

@maximusmawle2904 4 жыл бұрын

Coen Pietersen Are you serious? These people run for a laugh, and for people who don’t want to vote, they can use it on them.

@tonyjones9442 4 жыл бұрын

@@maximusmawle2904 coen is being sarcastic.

@maximusmawle2904 4 жыл бұрын

tony jones damn I e just been whooshed

@crymp2057 4 жыл бұрын

@@maximusmawle2904 Wow I think this is the first time someone online admitted an error in a reasonable way.... kudos to you.

@Oscar-vv6dn 3 жыл бұрын

By the way if ever this happens there's a solutions they usually take: The party asks a lower MP in a constituency that is deeply for that party to resign. That forces an emergency election in that constituency, and the prime minister stands for, and inevitably wins that seat.

4 жыл бұрын

I love how he expresses every emotion with his hands gestures

@Shot5hells 3 жыл бұрын

Very clever, since he isn’t able to express it with his face. He’s probably put conscious effort into that

@yauboris 4 жыл бұрын

Sean is trying so hard not to laugh

@jameswoodard4304 4 жыл бұрын

I was going to say, "why don't we have this in the U.S.?" meaning this kind of "candidate." Then, I realized we basically do, just unironically.

@mustardmanmax5733 4 жыл бұрын

Couldn't stop fucking laughing

@depesci7133 4 жыл бұрын

You also have Vermin Supreme, if you’re talking ironic.

@shamma1354 4 жыл бұрын

The President

@jameswoodard4304 4 жыл бұрын

@@shamma1354 , Congradulations! You got the joke. Although I was intentionally being non-partisan. On the other side you also have AOC saying cow farts should be regulated and Pelosi insisting on impeachment then refusing to allow the Senate to actually impeach.

@dorianjareth9198 4 жыл бұрын

@@jameswoodard4304 common mistake, congratulations isn't spelled with a 'd'

@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 3 жыл бұрын

Your progress on the Piers Morgan issue has been absolutely astonishing.

@JoshDRivia4 3 жыл бұрын

He's already succeeded on at least 4 of his pledges.

@LuckyBird551 2 жыл бұрын

Which is amazing since he didn't even win a seat...

@maplethebunny1936 25 күн бұрын

What four pledges did he succeed, I'm curious

@yellowtommytanker Ай бұрын

The most sensible and credible manifesto I have heard in many years... Good luck Count Binface 👍

@mysticalegg 4 жыл бұрын

I would give him my vote solely for the Piers Morgan initiative

@widget3672 4 жыл бұрын

*There is hope for British politics*

@graemesharp1982 3 жыл бұрын

This man is a visionary. Piers is almost gone and its only 2021.

@sporkeh90 3 жыл бұрын

Well he succeeded on the Piers Morgan thing. Good job Count Binface

@boblob3509 3 жыл бұрын

“No.” Without the slightest hesitation 😂😂😂😂

@zoltar0205 3 жыл бұрын

"And you want the voting age to come down to 16?" "That's correct." "And the upper limit to be 80?" "Yes." "Do you think that's fair?" "No." This is golden

@jacobwiren8142 3 жыл бұрын

"In Earthling terms" Interviewer is just going with it.

@matthewmalham9539 3 жыл бұрын

"Katie Hopkins to be banished to the phantom zone" He's got my vote

@TerribleUsernameAmirite 4 жыл бұрын

Signage... have you seen the costs of that? It's ridiculous

@Sam-gw5pl 3 жыл бұрын

Agree, I know, I make the stuff.

@asdfg2560 3 жыл бұрын

It’s like what 5 pounds for a few sheets of paper, a marker and some gaffer tape.

@Sam-gw5pl 3 жыл бұрын

@@asdfg2560 🤨. Not sure that’ll last outside long

@asdfg2560 3 жыл бұрын

@@Sam-gw5pl laminate it then, I’m sure somewhere in a government office there’s a laminator

@Sam-gw5pl 3 жыл бұрын

@@asdfg2560 I wouldn’t trust them

@mikytrinidad9558 3 жыл бұрын

I mean looking at this from now's perspective, he did set things in motion and piers is now no longer on air. All hail count binface.

@thedarkadmiral3627 2 жыл бұрын

"Therefore it is completely achievable by 2050" Fucking hell man, I'm cracking up

@noxnilrem9351 4 жыл бұрын

Genuinely want to use my vote on this man even though he's not running for my area. Count Binface, you've got my vote. Somehow.

@gerrysstruffle3535 2 жыл бұрын

I unironically want this guy to get elected

@stevdawizard392 4 жыл бұрын

This interviewer is trying so hard to be series but it's not hard when the guy with the ben on his face is actually making sense

@sebastianbrown2270 3 жыл бұрын

Well the Piers Morgan thing happened in just over a year. Finally as politician who keeps their promises!

@mollyfilms 3 жыл бұрын

So far he’s won on the Piers Morgan front already! He’s really sticking to his manifesto.

@bye-72 4 жыл бұрын

Count binface for PM.

@jackhynes7268 3 жыл бұрын

When your custom character is in a cut scene

@comrademartinofrappuccino 5 ай бұрын

no 5 reason to go to UK, to meet this legend and make a 5 minute clip with him to prove it

@bensmith5707 3 жыл бұрын

The Piers bit worked out. Congratulations

@fritzhamburg1785 2 жыл бұрын

He tooks trashtalk to another level.

@TERMINATIONBLISS08 3 жыл бұрын

"1 trillion a week to the NHS, that will actually cost money won't it?" "Yes, about 1 trillion a week to be fair" Legit a better costed manifesto than Labour in 2019

@Alex-cw3rz 8 күн бұрын

I know you made this 3 years ago but you do know it was fully costed and the LSE had to apologise for straight up l ying about the costs which were to be 200 billion keep in mind our debt under the tories has over doubled not grown by 10% and even that was untrue.

@AlexanderStone 4 жыл бұрын

"It's in the Grey Book!" Was that a Gaddafi reference?? hahaha

@realcountbinface 4 жыл бұрын

It was a John McDonnell reference, but take from it what you will. 🙂

@franklettering 4 жыл бұрын

It's wheelie bin a great experience listening to this, if only he had a policy on banning rubbish puns he would get my vote.

@neonWHALE002 3 жыл бұрын

With that level of knowledge on the Kryptonian judicial system, I like to imagine that when he sat down to think of a name, he must have thought of General Odd before choosing Count Binface.

@ethangatenby2547 3 жыл бұрын

“In earthling terms” and “earth pounds” or even “phantom zone” I feel like we shouldnt be using these phrases in this scenario

@aryastark772 4 жыл бұрын

Haha love you bro. Your videos always randomly cheer me up about crap situations like Brexit and the prospect of more Tory rule

@georgejones5162 4 жыл бұрын

Praise Count Binface

@robg5161 3 жыл бұрын

Return of Ceefax. Got my vote.

@Jack908r 4 жыл бұрын

Countbinface. Not the politician we deserve, but the politician we need.

@spartandud3 3 жыл бұрын

Getting Piers Morgan off the air? 'I would say it's at the outer realms of what's possible but I don't think it's impossible.' Meghan Markel: Hold my racially diverse beer.

@jdshaman6448 3 жыл бұрын

Piers achieved.

@Jeff-cg2ku 4 жыл бұрын

"Have you watched Superman II"

@notquiteatory971 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is already achieving his policies, 0 piers Morgan emissions have been achieved. Count bin face gets things done!

@1978SOOTY 3 жыл бұрын

Well Piers is not on tv anymore, one promise fullfilled.

@d.jparer5184 3 жыл бұрын

This is the most serious journalism the independant has ever done

@lilnastyy1604 3 жыл бұрын

The intellect behind these articles is severely underrated.

@bennyhill5938 3 жыл бұрын

2021 and piers morgan is off the TV

@acecometshark2168 4 жыл бұрын

Count Binface, your excellency...? What did I stumble upon? KZfaq...what?

@realcountbinface 4 жыл бұрын

It is indeed KZfaq. Quite a good resource. I recommend it.

@acecometshark2168 4 жыл бұрын

@@realcountbinface Yes, your excellency

@ratflakes3135 4 жыл бұрын

@@realcountbinface Hmm. I haven't heard of it. I should check it out some time.

@jabbawok944 17 күн бұрын

Quite literally the most appealing candidate on the ballot for 20 years. He’s got my vote.

@larryjohnson1675 3 жыл бұрын

I love this so much

@AaronHallquist Жыл бұрын

I would immigrate to the UK from the States and do all I can to gain citizenship for the sole purpose of supporting this man. I mean Bin

@theemperor6413 3 жыл бұрын

The Monster Raving Looney party is the future of Britain

@sharpshotm16 3 жыл бұрын

The piers joke aged like fine wine

@TomStevensonthetravellingtom 3 жыл бұрын

2021 and Piers isn't on the TV. Binface is the leader we truly deserve!

@agr7879 4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Bring back Ceefax😀

@georgemorley1029 3 жыл бұрын

I liked the quizzes and the football score updates.

@bernardmitchell7328 4 жыл бұрын

Gods, why didn't you release this stuff before the election? You could have caused an upset, swept to power, and already been on your way (to the great benefit of humanity) to a zero-emissions Piers!

@puressenceuk35 3 жыл бұрын

Hope the hand dryer at the Crown and Treaty is in a better position now as I'm heading there tomorrow for a drink

@realcountbinface 3 жыл бұрын

Can you send me a photo? I’m keen to know! I’m @countbinface on Twitter or Instagram. Have a good one!

@puressenceuk35 3 жыл бұрын

@@realcountbinface will try and remember good sir

@rutgerclevers8379 4 жыл бұрын

Pretty cool bin bro, can i have one to?

@neobro234 4 жыл бұрын

Rutger Clevers don’t be racist he’s from sigma 9 that’s just what he looks like

@rutgerclevers8379 4 жыл бұрын

I am sorry for my ignorance, esteemed Neobro 234

@mhelvens 4 жыл бұрын

@@neobro234 It's still a lifestyle choice though. I'm given to understand he was wearing a different type of receptacle not that long ago.

@neobro234 4 жыл бұрын

Michiel Helvensteijn he said himself his species was intimately connected to bins so maybe it’s a religious thing

@realcountbinface 4 жыл бұрын

@@neobro234 tbf you all make good points.

@Xydorf 3 жыл бұрын

Wonderful interview :-)

@EvilUmpire 3 жыл бұрын

I thought they were going to hug at the end. Anyway, a zero emissions Piers Morgan is a policy we can all support.

@garybacongrease 3 жыл бұрын

What a delightful “man” to have in politics

@gorrium5027 3 жыл бұрын

You did it, Piers Morgan is off the air

@toxic-exner 2 жыл бұрын

So this is the English version of Vermin Supreme? Love it

@luap995LP 4 жыл бұрын

Absolute mad lad

@dayhel2367 3 жыл бұрын

None of us have truly lived until now. Never in my life did I think I would see an intergalactic space lord with a trash bin on his head which replaced a bucket due to a lawsuit on earth about copyright infringement against a person with said bucket on his head explain very seriously to a British person how he would achieve his goal of banishing his enemies to the phantom zone, and at the same time explaining the intricacies and functions of the phantom zone to an old British person using the Superman movies as a reference. My life is now complete.

@samlunt7039 3 жыл бұрын

2:05 aged like wine

@ianryan5727 Жыл бұрын

Bloody love it!

@theclone4800 2 жыл бұрын

This is wholesome in a way.

@theoriginaldrdust Ай бұрын

ngl leaders need to wear more badass sci fi armour shit like this guy

@bookl0ver 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is dedicated to the bit and I love it! Finally, something political that isn't distressingly depressing.

@aaranfeldwick1433 4 жыл бұрын

Thus he got my vote

@scparker6893 2 жыл бұрын

An accurate representation of how serious British politics is

@cymrawd_foulkesie 3 жыл бұрын

2021 here, Piers Morgan is gone 🦀

@YouTubemessedupmyhandle 4 жыл бұрын

...and still his bridge policy is way more sensible than any De Pfeffle ever came up with...

@kianrushforth8610 3 жыл бұрын

Dude stayed serous going “do you think that’s fair” my guys just reply’s “no”

@jonahmarlow3991 3 жыл бұрын

The piers thing came true!

@nosomusk864 3 жыл бұрын

First politician that ever tapped into the potential of the Phantom Zone. It’s about time! Extradimensional banishment is one of the most overlooked opportunities in politics if you really think about it.