There must be a lot of grilled salmon if the narrator mentioned it twice.
@quantumblur_3145 Жыл бұрын
And batteries
@essengerbionicle Жыл бұрын
the best part is that was an accident i was just letting the garbage roll out of my brain
@EvilMike349 Жыл бұрын
@@essengerbionicleThat's how you know you're a true genius
@Herobuilder21 Жыл бұрын
@@essengerbionicle did you just keep playing the commercial on loop and write down whatever your impulses linked together as you heard the words
@tvfunkyman6269 Жыл бұрын
@Essenger Bionicle now when will I have access to this buffet?
@ThatChannelWithANameThatsTooLo Жыл бұрын
I love how he keeps saying worse and worse stuff on the buffet but he never completely stops saying edible items
@maffy7155 ай бұрын
Idk about you but I wouldn't eat a disc launcher
@minimanbeast10143 ай бұрын
@@maffy715idk about you but i totaly would eat a disc launcher
@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat28 күн бұрын
@@maffy715coward.
@sausagethegodofcurry Жыл бұрын
"Bionicle presents the annual Bionicle buffet! A three day event featuring an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon and ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis and stuffed peppers and mutton and brisket and rusty nails and coins and disc launchers and meatballs and fresh squeezed lemonade and lithium batteries and cigarettes and fingernail clippings and deviled eggs and bicycle chains and cone snails and acorns and scorpions and cactus needles and rubber bands and pencil shavings and grilled salmon and eggrolls and spoiled yogurt and staples and witchetty grubs and paint chips and rotten cheese and battery acid."
@techion_777 Жыл бұрын
Yo I'm fucking dead
@sausagethegodofcurry Жыл бұрын
@techion_7776 My deepest condolences for your loss
@ToaGatanuva Жыл бұрын
Aaaaw, someone had already done it
@balazsdusek Жыл бұрын
I was started laughing at coins bc it just kept going on but it got so random near the end 😂
@patientnr.0409 Жыл бұрын
new copypasta let's go
@joeapo5584 Жыл бұрын
"A mask, they say, everyone is prepared to fuck for" That killed me, im glad i stumbled upon this video today.
@Halfcrabs Жыл бұрын
The only way to find out is to fuck around and find out
@thePontiffsSnickerdoodles Жыл бұрын
bionicle presents the bionicle annual buffet
@OmegaCorsair Жыл бұрын
A Three day event Featuring
@sportsrook8282 Жыл бұрын
an all you can eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon
@Halfcrabs Жыл бұрын
@@sportsrook8282 and ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis
@suspiciousseraphim7254 Жыл бұрын
Ever since someone on twitter pointed out the two uses of grilled salmon it’s been the funniest part of the video for me
@Serucipe Жыл бұрын
There's another use besides eating?
@quantumblur_3145 Жыл бұрын
@@Serucipe launching
@Serucipe Жыл бұрын
@@quantumblur_3145 With and at what?
@viridiannucleon Жыл бұрын
@@Serucipe with a midak skyblaster at the makuta's children
@scrubbytheslime7703 Жыл бұрын
@@Serucipe there's a salmon cannon people made a few years ago to help the fish combat an unswimmable dam wall, if you load up a seasoned, spiced, particularly tasty salmon fillet into the launcher it'll spew bits of soggy cooked fish everywhere, ensuring the creatures never have an uprising.
@spear-throw-legacy Жыл бұрын
"Others that it serves as a dangerous outhouse"
@Halfcrabs Жыл бұрын
Maybe the fecal matter everywhere makes it extremely hazardous and dangerous, ai?
@TJ_ax Жыл бұрын
The buffet sent me I’m done 💀
@Halfcrabs Жыл бұрын
and BATTERY ACID.
@YasaiTsume Жыл бұрын
@@Halfcrabs AND SPOILED YOGURT
@Halfcrabs Жыл бұрын
@@YasaiTsume and lithium batteries
@Ironman99-c8e Жыл бұрын
And protodermis
@Halfcrabs Жыл бұрын
@@Ironman99-c8e and ussal crabs
@wickermind6668 Жыл бұрын
Song Lyrics: [Verse 1] For centuries, the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas have been shrouded in mystica and super-super-super-super-superstition. [Verse 2] Some say it's a hostleee inhabitated by the strangest creeps, others that it serves as a dangerous outhouse. Legend has it that the only hope of ever getting out of there is a mask every deep-sea cucumber has been craving for years, a mask they say everyone is prepared to fuck for and risk their life to possess. But the only way of ever finding out is to fuck around and find out. [Verse 3 | Chorus] Bionicle presents the annual Bionicle buffet, a three-day event featuring an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon and Ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis and stuffed peppers and mutton and brisket and rusty nails and coins and disc launchers and meatballs and fresh squeezed lemonade and lithium batteries and cigarettes and fingernail clippings and deviled eggs and bicycle chains and cone snails and acorns and scorpions and cactus needles and rubber bands and pencil shavings and grilled salmon and egg rolls and spoiled yogurt and staples and witchetty grubs and paint chips and rotten cheese and battery acid.
@sablesalt Жыл бұрын
I thought this would start out fine then get bad but it started horrible and became downright foul 💀
@Anton-de5vu Жыл бұрын
“A mask everyone is prepared to fuck for” had me laughing way harder than it should have
@fortnitesexman Жыл бұрын
A mask they say*
@LunarSault239 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@0liver_Clothesoff8 ай бұрын
Everyone is prepared to fffFUCK for and risk their life to possess
@purplehaze2358 Жыл бұрын
Just a reminder: If multiverse theory is true, then there's at least one universe where this is the actual Barraki commercial.
@thatorangeguy3646 Жыл бұрын
Multiverse theory is the correct time travel
@tvfunkyman6269 Жыл бұрын
And there is an annual bionicle buffet in that universe.
@quantumblur_3145 Жыл бұрын
@@tvfunkyman6269 wrong, the Bionicle buffet only occurs in universes where this video doesn't exist, officially or otherwise. Mutually-exclusive. Neither will know the other.
@IsomerMashups Жыл бұрын
Multiverse theory just means things that _had a possibility_ of occurring occurred. This did not.
@ManiakPL22 Жыл бұрын
correction: because there are infinite number of universes, this is the original script for the comercial in an infinite number of universes.
@Its_me_Stolas Жыл бұрын
"Every sea cucumber" got me good
@Jaxymann10 ай бұрын
“Some say it’s a hostel inhabited by the strangest creeps” describes every one of my backpacking vacations in Europe
@phantomix5693 Жыл бұрын
This is what Matoro sacrificed himself for
@official-juppy Жыл бұрын
Deep sea cucumber
@AllenPhoenix Жыл бұрын
We need a part two to this. This ad must be completed. "You may think your troubles are over, prepare your butt, things about about to get tighter!"
@piercepayumo4212 Жыл бұрын
Bruh... I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣
@sioux22 Жыл бұрын
The aggressive, half-minute long listing of both edible and comically inedible objects made me go into a laughing fit
@deece1482 Жыл бұрын
Genuinely brilliant meme
@StarboyXL9 Жыл бұрын
This guy is singlehandedly creating meme content on the level of 04 quality
@TyrannoNoddy Жыл бұрын
This is already amazing alone but if you released the full Piraka Rap/Creeping in My Soul mashup as its own video I would be floored.
@dashiellgillingham4579 Жыл бұрын
That would be great. A third track was in there too that I didn’t recognize.
@JonCrs10 Жыл бұрын
Was it a rhythmic beat like DUDUH 2..3..4.. DUDUH 2..3..4? THAT might be Gravity Hurts.
@edgyelectrokinetic6761 Жыл бұрын
@@JonCrs10 Yo yo! Gravity in my soul
@dogdog357 Жыл бұрын
@edgyelectrokinetic6761 Piraka? In MY Gravity?
@edgyelectrokinetic6761 Жыл бұрын
@@dogdog357 More likely than you think!
@kursk_kuku141 Жыл бұрын
For centuries. The bottom of the Bottom of the BOTTOM of THE BOTTOM OF THE *B O T T O M* of the deepest *SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS…* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LtSprinkulz Жыл бұрын
I didn't start laughing until the video finished and I processed exactly what the hell I'd just watched. This was a mental flashbang from god.
@cakemanLHK Жыл бұрын
"But the only way of ever finding out is to fuck around and find out" Ah yes, this floor is made of floor.
@gabevillarrealedits Жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder: the only way of ever finding out, is to fuck around and find out
"But the ony way of ever finding out, is to fuck around and find out" Imma stead that line
@chir_a69420 Жыл бұрын
former title: "bionicle barraki commercial but the longer you watch it gets worse" ....correct me if needed.
@Tajealos Жыл бұрын
This man just goes on a tangent of his to-do list posed as an all you can eat buffet
@CallMeDean97 Жыл бұрын
I remember back when I was a kid, I so badly wanted there to be a Bionicle themed Pizza Hut.
@unicornman14711 ай бұрын
Don't let your dreams stay dreams
@quaker47 Жыл бұрын
i cry every time i think about this. the narrator sounds so angry when he's listing off the inedible items on the buffet menu
@djp5668 Жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in years. The buffet fucking killed me. My diaphragm is cramping
@kantackistan Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one, I couldn't agree with this comment more
@Overcrox10 ай бұрын
It went on for so long and I'm crying now
@projectD1S Жыл бұрын
I love how, for the first few seconds, it sounds like a KZfaq poop before it hits you with the outhouse and deep sea cucumber
@bestshadow6585 Жыл бұрын
What years without new Bionicle News does to a guy:
@pixelthesketch5257 Жыл бұрын
"..,And fresh squeezed lemonade, and lithium batteries, and cigarettes, and fingernail clippings,.." I dont understand why this makes me laugh so hard, asides how unphased, but excited he sounds saying all of this.
@catcrimes8011 ай бұрын
Me: **eating cornflakes** My son telling me thr latest episode of his favorite cartoon
@0IIIIII7 ай бұрын
Hahah😂
@owewiwins8256 Жыл бұрын
The annual bionicle buffet just kills me every time, it's so powerful
@SagaFraga Жыл бұрын
This is a format I’m SOCKED hasn’t caught on yet with AI
@kayb2930 Жыл бұрын
That's a very inclusive buffet. There's something on the menu for everyone and everything.
@mixnmatchflavourbleach2313 Жыл бұрын
10/10 buffet compliments to the chef They only had to pump my stomach twice
@TTBRalt Жыл бұрын
Holy sh•t when the Piraka Rap came in, that sent me. You have undoubtedly sent a lot of people with this
@quantumblur_3145 Жыл бұрын
Sending so many people to the Depths to mutate and grow horrid appendages
@unowno123 Жыл бұрын
my god that ending, just one long rap of horrid descriptions, HOW DOES HE DO THAT? SPEW OUT WORDS LIKE THAT WITH SO MUCH DISGUST?! this is the single best thing to come to youtube, I mean IT ENDS ON "BATTERY ACID" as if he's holding a grudge against it! the shear hatred that he speaks with even the underlying song, what a masterpiece
@quantumblur_3145 Жыл бұрын
Elevenlabs does really visceral deliveries at complete random, it's great
@MeatyLoaf Жыл бұрын
Can we all come together as Bionicle fans to make an actual Bionicle buffet event for us all to enjoy together
@edgyelectrokinetic6761 Жыл бұрын
But who will bring the Protodermis?
@adri.progression Жыл бұрын
@@edgyelectrokinetic6761 that'd be me 😎
@evansutcliffe109911 ай бұрын
time to bust out the choking hazards
@maltron6611 ай бұрын
I'm Greek, so I'll bring the spoiled yogurt. 😋
@count_drunkula_the_punkula4 ай бұрын
It took me months, but I've collected enough fingernail clippings to make it happen
@dergenmusic2081 Жыл бұрын
I held it together for so long… Then I heard “Yo yo Piraka” and immediately died.
@HenryStudebaker Жыл бұрын
Thought this was going to be a YTP, but the AI narrator’s voice really elevated it! 10/10
@dansstorm5696 Жыл бұрын
I liked the old title better! It made the halfway point completely random and out of nowhere!
@Cybermat47 Жыл бұрын
I lost it when the Piraka Rap started.
@ZimoNitrome Жыл бұрын
the Piraka vocals are just the icing on the cake
@oz0451 Жыл бұрын
i'm about to bloody cry, this is the funniest thing i've ever witnessed. THE GRILLED SALMON
@2jzach Жыл бұрын
Just now realized the pile of bionicle pieces at the very end resembling a pile of bones
@2jzach Жыл бұрын
Seen this on bionicle maskposting too lmao
@Frostycrypton Жыл бұрын
This collaboration was way better than their All-American Rejects collab. Long love the buffet!
@XaviHaunts Жыл бұрын
I'M HAVING A STROKE AAA-
@0wls4ndr4tts Жыл бұрын
i'd love to have that mashup of Creeping in my soul and piraka
@Serucipe Жыл бұрын
I lost it at "witchetty grubs!" "Dekar! We have to go to the Pit to get me Mask of Loife!"
@quantumblur_3145 Жыл бұрын
Oi m'kootr, spare us a cig?
@gubbothehuggo27715 ай бұрын
it's not even just that he says grilled salmon twice, it's that he says it WAY later after he's listed off more things than is remotely necessary and by the time he says grilled salmon for the second time, your short term memory has failed and you don't even remember.
@Rinesmyth Жыл бұрын
I thought the quality was gonna dip as the video went on but this works
@joshmariotti2844 Жыл бұрын
This video hurt me in a way I can't describe.
@DanielTheOcto Жыл бұрын
bro he never stopped everytime I expected him to stop listing things he just kept going
@colterbrown3679 Жыл бұрын
The title did not lie. However, I am genuinely interested in what program was used to recreate the narrator’s voice. It sounds spot-on. Obviously an AI voice program of some sort, but which one? And HOW IS IT SO GOOD!?
@DissedRedEngie Жыл бұрын
I think Uberduck allows you to train your own ai voice.
@quantumblur_3145 Жыл бұрын
@@DissedRedEngie this is elevenlabs
@rustyshovel7179 Жыл бұрын
nah essenger just has tony wedgewood chained up in their basement
@tobiasw7260 Жыл бұрын
The internet has finally reached its final form. This is perfection!
@zacjohnson8404 Жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Some quality Monty Python style humor there, it goes on for too long but then just keeps on going until you lose it 🤣
@mushroom4466 Жыл бұрын
ngl that bionicle buffet sounds pretty good
@johncastel6 ай бұрын
I coughed up my lungs when the Piraka rap kicked in. I wasn’t fucking expecting that at all.
@elsquisheeone Жыл бұрын
not the deep sea cucumbers willing to fuck around and find out
@therandomnpc1655 Жыл бұрын
i thought that this was just going to be some slightly differently worded parody of the original commercial but then it hit me with the bionicle buffet
@gaspin4048 Жыл бұрын
Im sorry but the entire buffet list has me in tears
@ArcanineTamer Жыл бұрын
Strong. Strong. Strong video. This could EXPLODE if it found its way into the algorithm
@cassandraautumn66962 ай бұрын
thought i was watching a YTP at first then i realized it was something far more sinister but it was too late by then
@HyperfixationWizard Жыл бұрын
The fucking buffet part is on par with a Monty Python skit.
@DragonaxFilms Жыл бұрын
"Yo Yo Piraka" starting to play in the background sent me xD
@SaberCross19k Жыл бұрын
"Shrouded in Mistika" I see what you did there
@thorwilhelms96356 ай бұрын
I've watched these videos multiple times and if I keep this up I'll end up dropping dead of laughter. Full disclosure: I'm not kidding, my heart could stop from too much motion. It runs in the family.
@phillippeandpheather5379 Жыл бұрын
& Knuckles. Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series.
@quantumblur_3145 Жыл бұрын
Joke, joke never changes
@Tyler_Zer0 Жыл бұрын
I just started watching your content and as a Bionicle fan, this is gold!
@marcingoscicki94336 ай бұрын
When I first saw this video, I legit couldn't stop laughing for like 30 minutes. This is an absolute masterclass in comedy, and it made my day. Thank you.
@RickySama240 Жыл бұрын
I use to love this Bionicle commercial growing up. Thanks for turning it into a meme for more enjoyment. 😅
@airyonbeck379 Жыл бұрын
I dont know why but "spoiled yogurt" had me rollin'
@mattimus3667 Жыл бұрын
When the Piraka Rap came in, I absolutely lost it. Havent laughed that hard at anything in a long time.
@thatguy5779 Жыл бұрын
Dude I love you, thank for helping to keep bionicle content alive
@Jaxymann Жыл бұрын
As someone who watched this Bionicle video religiously as a kid, I thank you for the chance to once again visit the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest *seeeeeeeeeeeas*
@johnnyplto55923 ай бұрын
creeping in my soul to piraka rap was unprecedented but welcome
@Palpus_X Жыл бұрын
Advertisements from the interdimensional television
@marnixpeeters26757 ай бұрын
is nobody talking about that smooth remix of piraka rap and creeping in my soul
@jeeBisOkay Жыл бұрын
what kind of crabs and grubs will be there? I couldn't tell what he was saying
@Makutros Жыл бұрын
I can't figure out the grubs but I am fairly certain that he said Ussal crabs.
@jeeBisOkay Жыл бұрын
@@Makutros thank you, I can't wait to go to the buffet!
@ObsidionshadowX Жыл бұрын
"But the only way of ever finding out, is to fuck around.. and find out." Truer words have never been spoken
@nowy96988 ай бұрын
A lot of my favorite characters came from Bionicle 2007, as well as one of my favorite Cryoshell songs. That paired with how awesome the comedy is in this video makes it one of the best things in Earth's history!
@dashiellgillingham4579 Жыл бұрын
The music remixing in the background was honestly pretty good.
@dariendude173 ай бұрын
Happy one year anniversary to this video! The annual buffet is here once again! Save me some rusty nails.
@lynxoflight72 Жыл бұрын
battery acid sounds like it should be a freaky cocktail
@kk4247a Жыл бұрын
jfc 🤣🤣 laughed so hard I couldn't breathe, so hey, authentic undersea experience. god im hungry now
@jackshapiro4668 Жыл бұрын
“Oh you like food? Name every food item.” This guy: “Bet”
@UpFromTheDepths Жыл бұрын
was this made with an AI voice generator? Do you got a link to that?
@optillian418211 ай бұрын
Each meal consumed separately.
@anzullic3 ай бұрын
The first ten seconds KILLED me xd The comedic timing is perfect.
@delseverino58392 ай бұрын
The bionicle buffet is sooo mukbang worthy
@Firestar4041 Жыл бұрын
I cant even make it 5 seconds in man "At the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest SeEeEeEeEeEeEaAaAaAaAa"
@t0_031 Жыл бұрын
I LOVED THIS Bionicle era.. the baraki scary era this was my favorite theme next to the spider ones,the original ones and the paraka too. 🙏🏽💚