There must be a lot of grilled salmon if the narrator mentioned it twice.

I love how he keeps saying worse and worse stuff on the buffet but he never completely stops saying edible items

"Bionicle presents the annual Bionicle buffet! A three day event featuring an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon and ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis and stuffed peppers and mutton and brisket and rusty nails and coins and disc launchers and meatballs and fresh squeezed lemonade and lithium batteries and cigarettes and fingernail clippings and deviled eggs and bicycle chains and cone snails and acorns and scorpions and cactus needles and rubber bands and pencil shavings and grilled salmon and eggrolls and spoiled yogurt and staples and witchetty grubs and paint chips and rotten cheese and battery acid."

"A mask, they say, everyone is prepared to fuck for" That killed me, im glad i stumbled upon this video today.

Ever since someone on twitter pointed out the two uses of grilled salmon it’s been the funniest part of the video for me

"Others that it serves as a dangerous outhouse"

The buffet sent me I’m done 💀

Song Lyrics: [Verse 1] For centuries, the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas have been shrouded in mystica and super-super-super-super-superstition. [Verse 2] Some say it's a hostleee inhabitated by the strangest creeps, others that it serves as a dangerous outhouse. Legend has it that the only hope of ever getting out of there is a mask every deep-sea cucumber has been craving for years, a mask they say everyone is prepared to fuck for and risk their life to possess. But the only way of ever finding out is to fuck around and find out. [Verse 3 | Chorus] Bionicle presents the annual Bionicle buffet, a three-day event featuring an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon and Ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis and stuffed peppers and mutton and brisket and rusty nails and coins and disc launchers and meatballs and fresh squeezed lemonade and lithium batteries and cigarettes and fingernail clippings and deviled eggs and bicycle chains and cone snails and acorns and scorpions and cactus needles and rubber bands and pencil shavings and grilled salmon and egg rolls and spoiled yogurt and staples and witchetty grubs and paint chips and rotten cheese and battery acid.

I thought this would start out fine then get bad but it started horrible and became downright foul 💀

“A mask everyone is prepared to fuck for” had me laughing way harder than it should have

Just a reminder: If multiverse theory is true, then there's at least one universe where this is the actual Barraki commercial.

"Every sea cucumber" got me good

“Some say it’s a hostel inhabited by the strangest creeps” describes every one of my backpacking vacations in Europe

This is what Matoro sacrificed himself for

Deep sea cucumber

We need a part two to this. This ad must be completed. "You may think your troubles are over, prepare your butt, things about about to get tighter!"

The aggressive, half-minute long listing of both edible and comically inedible objects made me go into a laughing fit

Genuinely brilliant meme

This is already amazing alone but if you released the full Piraka Rap/Creeping in My Soul mashup as its own video I would be floored.

For centuries. The bottom of the Bottom of the BOTTOM of THE BOTTOM OF THE *B O T T O M* of the deepest *SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS…* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I didn't start laughing until the video finished and I processed exactly what the hell I'd just watched. This was a mental flashbang from god.

"But the only way of ever finding out is to fuck around and find out" Ah yes, this floor is made of floor.

Friendly reminder: the only way of ever finding out, is to fuck around and find out

I love how the buffet has protodermis XD

I love my pies, pastries, pizzas, grilled salmon, ussal crabs, dumplings, cakes, sandwiches, protodermis, stuffed peppers, mutton, briskets, rusty nails, coins, disc launchers, meatballs, fresh squeezed lemonade, lithium batteries, cigarettes, fingernail clippings, deviled eggs, bicycle chains, cone snails, acorns, scorpions, cactus needles, rubber bands, pencil shavings, GRILLED SALMON, egg rolls, spoiled yogurt, staples, witchetty grubs, paint chips, rotten cheese, battery acid more than anyone else here

I don’t know why but I lost it at Disk Launcher

"But the ony way of ever finding out, is to fuck around and find out" Imma stead that line

former title: "bionicle barraki commercial but the longer you watch it gets worse" ....correct me if needed.

This man just goes on a tangent of his to-do list posed as an all you can eat buffet

I remember back when I was a kid, I so badly wanted there to be a Bionicle themed Pizza Hut.

i cry every time i think about this. the narrator sounds so angry when he's listing off the inedible items on the buffet menu

I haven't laughed this hard in years. The buffet fucking killed me. My diaphragm is cramping

I love how, for the first few seconds, it sounds like a KZfaq poop before it hits you with the outhouse and deep sea cucumber

What years without new Bionicle News does to a guy:

"..,And fresh squeezed lemonade, and lithium batteries, and cigarettes, and fingernail clippings,.." I dont understand why this makes me laugh so hard, asides how unphased, but excited he sounds saying all of this.

Me: **eating cornflakes** My son telling me thr latest episode of his favorite cartoon

The annual bionicle buffet just kills me every time, it's so powerful

This is a format I’m SOCKED hasn’t caught on yet with AI

That's a very inclusive buffet. There's something on the menu for everyone and everything.

10/10 buffet compliments to the chef They only had to pump my stomach twice

Holy sh•t when the Piraka Rap came in, that sent me. You have undoubtedly sent a lot of people with this

my god that ending, just one long rap of horrid descriptions, HOW DOES HE DO THAT? SPEW OUT WORDS LIKE THAT WITH SO MUCH DISGUST?! this is the single best thing to come to youtube, I mean IT ENDS ON "BATTERY ACID" as if he's holding a grudge against it! the shear hatred that he speaks with even the underlying song, what a masterpiece

Can we all come together as Bionicle fans to make an actual Bionicle buffet event for us all to enjoy together

I held it together for so long… Then I heard “Yo yo Piraka” and immediately died.

Thought this was going to be a YTP, but the AI narrator’s voice really elevated it! 10/10

I liked the old title better! It made the halfway point completely random and out of nowhere!

I lost it when the Piraka Rap started.

the Piraka vocals are just the icing on the cake

i'm about to bloody cry, this is the funniest thing i've ever witnessed. THE GRILLED SALMON

Just now realized the pile of bionicle pieces at the very end resembling a pile of bones

This collaboration was way better than their All-American Rejects collab. Long love the buffet!

I'M HAVING A STROKE AAA-

i'd love to have that mashup of Creeping in my soul and piraka

I lost it at "witchetty grubs!" "Dekar! We have to go to the Pit to get me Mask of Loife!"

it's not even just that he says grilled salmon twice, it's that he says it WAY later after he's listed off more things than is remotely necessary and by the time he says grilled salmon for the second time, your short term memory has failed and you don't even remember.

I thought the quality was gonna dip as the video went on but this works

This video hurt me in a way I can't describe.

bro he never stopped everytime I expected him to stop listing things he just kept going

The title did not lie. However, I am genuinely interested in what program was used to recreate the narrator’s voice. It sounds spot-on. Obviously an AI voice program of some sort, but which one? And HOW IS IT SO GOOD!?

The internet has finally reached its final form. This is perfection!

I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Some quality Monty Python style humor there, it goes on for too long but then just keeps on going until you lose it 🤣

ngl that bionicle buffet sounds pretty good

I coughed up my lungs when the Piraka rap kicked in. I wasn’t fucking expecting that at all.

not the deep sea cucumbers willing to fuck around and find out

i thought that this was just going to be some slightly differently worded parody of the original commercial but then it hit me with the bionicle buffet

Im sorry but the entire buffet list has me in tears

Strong. Strong. Strong video. This could EXPLODE if it found its way into the algorithm

thought i was watching a YTP at first then i realized it was something far more sinister but it was too late by then

The fucking buffet part is on par with a Monty Python skit.

"Yo Yo Piraka" starting to play in the background sent me xD

"Shrouded in Mistika" I see what you did there

I've watched these videos multiple times and if I keep this up I'll end up dropping dead of laughter. Full disclosure: I'm not kidding, my heart could stop from too much motion. It runs in the family.

& Knuckles. Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series.

I just started watching your content and as a Bionicle fan, this is gold!

When I first saw this video, I legit couldn't stop laughing for like 30 minutes. This is an absolute masterclass in comedy, and it made my day. Thank you.

I use to love this Bionicle commercial growing up. Thanks for turning it into a meme for more enjoyment. 😅

I dont know why but "spoiled yogurt" had me rollin'

When the Piraka Rap came in, I absolutely lost it. Havent laughed that hard at anything in a long time.

Dude I love you, thank for helping to keep bionicle content alive

As someone who watched this Bionicle video religiously as a kid, I thank you for the chance to once again visit the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest *seeeeeeeeeeeas*

creeping in my soul to piraka rap was unprecedented but welcome

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is nobody talking about that smooth remix of piraka rap and creeping in my soul

what kind of crabs and grubs will be there? I couldn't tell what he was saying

"But the only way of ever finding out, is to fuck around.. and find out." Truer words have never been spoken

A lot of my favorite characters came from Bionicle 2007, as well as one of my favorite Cryoshell songs. That paired with how awesome the comedy is in this video makes it one of the best things in Earth's history!

The music remixing in the background was honestly pretty good.

Happy one year anniversary to this video! The annual buffet is here once again! Save me some rusty nails.

battery acid sounds like it should be a freaky cocktail

jfc 🤣🤣 laughed so hard I couldn't breathe, so hey, authentic undersea experience. god im hungry now

“Oh you like food? Name every food item.” This guy: “Bet”

was this made with an AI voice generator? Do you got a link to that?

Each meal consumed separately.

The first ten seconds KILLED me xd The comedic timing is perfect.

The bionicle buffet is sooo mukbang worthy

I cant even make it 5 seconds in man "At the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest SeEeEeEeEeEeEaAaAaAaAa"

I LOVED THIS Bionicle era.. the baraki scary era this was my favorite theme next to the spider ones,the original ones and the paraka too. 🙏🏽💚

That is the hardest I have laughed in a long time

Artificial intelligence is a beautiful thing.

Full version of that song please.🥶🥶