Lauren’s adorable “I wanted a salad but now I have a child” also Emma does all the swearing at the beginning I love it

The fact that this opens with a children's toy commercial really slows the swearing pace down at the beginning lol (until our icon Emma shows up)

Curt's face when he says "Come and pway" is nightmare enducing but also iconic

I mean I'm glad I get to watch a least one song before it turns to choas

I can still understand what they're saying even when all I hear is squeaks because I've watched Black Friday so many times I basically memorized the whole show

"Beans" These captions are so wholesome so far and I absolutely adore them.

Deck the halls in this speed is what I see during my nightmares

Do You Want To Play sounds like birds chirping in the morning

black friday: the squeakquel edit: beans :)

Lauren’s voice in the beginning kinda sounded cute ngl. Anyone else get that?

And now for another edition of: the last lap in Mario Kart - Starkid Edition

atleast I get to hear jaime's "his belly's so squishy!" before it starts to suffer in the pits of hell

hi! turn on captions for a fun time 🙃 ~ don't forget you can skip to 4:36 for the first swear word, or 15:40 for it to get more interesting hahah

beans, how does dylan still sound that good like that

beans, I think I have an obsession with Dylan having a high voice

if you play CaliforMIA at half speed it almost sounds the right tempo but still messed up lol

Now imagine this with Firebringer hhh

THEY SOUND SO GOOD AFTER THE FIRST SPEED UP

chipmunk Dylan is the best thing i've ever heard

Beans, hope everyone is having a great day💞

Beans! Why does it sound so good in the first few sped up sections? Edit: I’m at just before “What do you say” and they sound like Animal Crossing characters

I mean you didnt need to give us live thought captions all the way through because I would have watched it anyways but YOUR HARD WORK HAS NOT GONE UNNOTICED THANK YOU

I love the squeak on "How would it fit in the sedan?"

beans I love the captions! And I'm not skipping a single song. swear words or no swear words

damn, even this version is longer than all of Ethans screen time in the original version

This was iconic - also the DONT you fucking laugh line killed me 😂😂😂 also, beans 😂😂

Honestly, I haven't even gotten past the Wiggly jingle and I already love captions

Beans hehe also i’m not there yet but omg kim’s high notes are gonna be something

I love the way the audience's laughter and applause sounds towards the end. Too funny!

Why did What Tim Wants still break my heart

Beans, definitely enjoy the commentary lol

Imagine this with Twisted I'm hnngh

In the first scene Dylan sounds like Gru

Robert is ICONIC. also beans :)

Alternate title: Black Friday but it’s Animal Crossing

My favorite thing about Starkid shows sped up is that the crowd laughter eventually sounds like a flock of bats.

the caption 'only 4995 at poison' almost killed me omg and 'piece of peas beets beets" is somehow better

every time the audience cheers it literally sounds like bats chirping

BEANS OML THE CAPTIONS ARE AMAZING THANK YOU :D

Even sped up Dylan's voice still gives me goosebumps hes probably one of my favorite male singers in starkid

Curt Mega not only played Papa Ed in What If Tomorrow Comes, he also played Peanuts the Hatchetfield pocket squirrel himself in Feast or Famine! (also beans!!

“Beans” And also Dylan’s Vibrato still sounds great and I’m highly offended by it😂😂

The end of What Do You Say sounds like a bunch of bats flying out of a cave

Beans, love the captions

I like beans This sounds so stupid. I have no life. XD

I love the commentary :)

I legit loved the high pitch harmonies on CaliforM.I.A. and I can't believe I've already sat through 20 minutes of this chaos.

I thought I couldn't love Frank's entrance and exit anymore. I was wrong. Beans.

OH GOD THE FACT THAT IN SPED UP VERSION THE CAROL OF THE BELLS DURING THE CABINET SCENE TRANSFORMS INTO THE WIGGLY/PORTAL THEME..... I AM *NORMAL*

these captions are exactly why I leave captions on for every single video in the hopes that there will be one like this Thank you so much for your hard work on the captions. I literally live for this

how can lex's black friday solo still make me tear up when in chipmunk mode this is just unfair, that song has a choke hold on me

This is a weird Alvin and the Chipmunks sequel

the way that what tim wants was in the perfect key for me to sing if it were the right speed, fucking beans man

not the audience sounding like bats the entire time

I very HIGHLY appreciate your foreshadowing plot device caption it did not go unnoticed

24:39 CaliforM.I.A 25:29 Made in America

omg. the backing track for califorMIA sounds so good even sped up

Beeeaaaannnnsss. Also for some reason I can still hear Jeff say “0h ÿÙmMÿ¡”

Bella you need to chill with this whole sped up thing

beans. just beans. the people who got this are the good people...... beans

I feel like I drank too much dirty bean water.

you get a normal show until emma shows up and then lex turns up and its all over

this whole thing is amazing oh my god also b e a n s :flushed:

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Ethan: *dies in animal crossing*

b e a n s

Beans 😁

I just realised that grace is probably grace Chasity

This is suspiciously short-

beans

how are they all incredible actors even when sped up. this is not a question its a statement

i love the way that i can still tell what linda is saying in her first scene because lauren's diction, emphasis and tone are so iconic for each line. also, beans!

bean

beans :) love the captions

Beans

Am I the only one who laughed the hell out of me in 14:11 with the subtitles for the Forshadowingisadramaticdeviceinwhichanimportantplotpointismentiontearlierinthestorytoreturnlaterinasinificantway? I was laughing both for the foreshadowing but I was laughing more because it is the line hermione (Bonnie) says in a very potter musical. And after that I am officially subscribing to you cause you're amazing and I love you 😁

This is a RUN SPEEDRUN also the captions are great

Deck the halls (of northville high), I’m choking

B E A N S

Dylan seeing what tim wants high is incredible wtf this is not allowed

beans!

beans. also i'm subscribing because of your captions lmao also lex's sped up dance at 21:52 is giving me life

Beans :) I loved reading the captions sm

Beans ❤️ Idk wether to be proud or worried at how well I understood everything through squeaks

oh my fucking god i was simply not prepared for nightcore what tim wants i am having a physical reaction to this oh god oh no

beans.

I toataly agree with you at 8:57 cause Lauren may be the smallest but she's the Prettiest starkid out of them all!!!!😭😭😭❤❤❤ I lovvvve starkid 😭😭😭❤❤❤

Ok but we need Lauren on helium now like, on their next livestream plzz

beans theses captions are so funny and are making my day :)

Beans, this video is fantastic

BEANS GIRL!!!!

if you play the scene where ethan gives hannah his hat (and ONLY THAT PART) at 0.5x speed it sounds normal. goes pretty haywire after that though.

black friday (peanut's version)

B E A N S - the subtitles mAde my day

Beans. Also I lowkey love Dylan’s voice that high??

beans, I’m doing alright thanks

beans! also, this was terrifying and hilarious

Did I watch this entire video? Yes. Do I regret it? Not one bit.

God, I love to suffer.

i would have just watched the whole musical again but this is good ty now imma go watch the whole musical bahaha

Beans. I would never skip a Dylan Saunders solo.