Me: Oh man, I really want to watch tgwdlm, but I have to leave in 30 minutes... KZfaq: Hey here's the whole musical in 22 minutes, but it's a little sped up in the en- Me: yes.

The fact that it got THAT sped up at JUST the opening number

Lmao the audience laughter sounds like little mischievous goblins

Watching this, i realized 2 things 1. They cuss a lot 2. When i cant even understand what theyre saying but i KNOW what theyre saying just..concerns me..

I love how mr Davidsons "Paul? PaUl? PAAAAUUUL!" has turned into "REEEEEEEs"

Evil singing chipmunks: a new musical

the fact that its a two hour long musical but its shortened to 22 minutes *_scares me_*

“I have very. Low. Bloodsugar.” sped up is the best

I love how by even 11 minutes in, the audience clapping and laughing sounds like hamsters dropping a bag of skittles

they went on a run, speed run to save hatchetfield now

The guy who didn't like musicals: nightcore version.

Even sped up, you can see Paul die inside when he says "Hotty Latte".

“I have very low blood sugar” is the only thing you can understand from that scene

PAULS "okay"'S JUST BEING BLIPS I CANT

Im getting squeaky whiteboard marker vibes

TGWDLM as performed by Peanuts the pocket squirrel and associates

Alternate title: the cast of the guy who didn't like musicals but they slowly turn into animal crossing characters

Opening song: exists Speed: *It’S tImE tO gEt FuNkY*

The musical has been translated so Peanuts understands

When he said “latte hotte” I died

My good buddy sent this to me and said "wanna see my religion?" What an epic buddy

Hearing Ted say Latte Hatte sped up did something reeaaaal bad to me

LATTE HOTTAY is amazing

Despite all of this being incoherent squeaks I still felt the emotion of the drama moments.

I love how there’s occasionally a hissing sound and it’s the audience laughing lol it sounds so weird

Title should be: “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” if it was directed by Peanuts the squirrel

The fact that the actors got told to do aggressive hand movements and all just dabbed.. Wow what has the world come to..

The video: *Incoherent chipmunk noises* Me: *laughs because I practically memorized what they are saying*

Jeff’s “Paul” at the end of What Do You Want scared me. It was so high.

Literally being able to hear Macnamara’s cigarette puff broke me

"Honey, I can hear what dogs can hear!" ~Jeff Blim

The fact that over 1/10s of this are done in the first song scares me.

no one: That one kid in the hallway wearing wet sneakers: 17:31

After la dee da da day it's a bunch of squirrls making a show about how peanuts survived the apotheosis

This sounds like flat out Animal Crossing dialogue sound effects

Me: * super fast * Greg... And Steve... And Stu... And Mark... And Leighton... _And Chad_

Me: *sees title* Me: this is gonna get fast quick

Wow this really shows how much more swearing there it has than Firebringer. Unbelievable

ROBERT JUST RUNNING AROUND THE STAGE IN SHOW STOPPIN NUMBER GIVES ME LIFE

when it doesn’t even last one song in normal speed😂

The last words I understood were Teds “latte hattay”😂

My parents: What are you watching in there? Me: ....Honestly, at this point, it would just be more simpler for me to say porn.

You know you’ve watched this musical to much when you know what they are saying despite squirrels taking over

I love how, even sped up, you can clearly see the bored look on Lauren’s face during the coffee song.

This sounds like that moment when you walk into class and your teacher is frantically trying to draw something on the white board

You should do ‘slowed down every time someone swears.’ That way I can ACTUALLY waste a whole day.

Everything after “show me your hands” looked and sounded like a fever dream lmao

First couple minutes: *somewhat understandable* *very high pitched* Rest of musical: *aggressive chipmunk noises*

11:24 The reason Paul looks at his boss in such a concerned way is because of how fast he can move his jaw.

YOU CANT HIDE THAT SCHWOOPSIE FROM ME

By the time it reaches not your seed I don't think these are sounds meant for human ears anymore

I'm heartbroken. Show Stopping Number went by in less than a minute...

12:20 at .25 speed it's so weird hearing a seductive "Heyyy mister business" but sung by a mouse with tuberculosis screaming into a kazoo

I don’t know how I survived this

I love how after a while the audience starts to sound like screeching demonic vultures

The guy who didn't like musicals but it's being played by a bunch of chipmunks that slowly are turning into rats then into birds that quickly became squeaky toys.

Only just now seeing this and I'm comforted to find that, despite everything, the two most important moments "Wear a watch" and "Chad" are preserved.

Every time the audience laughed all I could think of was the munchkins in the Wizard of Oz

10:15 the audience laughing kinda sounds like a soundeffect to bill turning

I love the fact that even tho none of the songs sound similar to their original they all still sound different

Wow, Alvin and the Chipmunks 5 ended up being better than I expected.

that first speed up was BIG and im 2 minutes in and laughing at how Jeff blim sounds

The speeded up dance numbers are hilarious 😂

la di da da day had me literally in tears and then I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of it

Lyrics of almost every song: sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebdlbdubuleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebdgtydueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebdlbdubuleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebdgtydueeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hearing that really discordant tone as they ripped out the professor's stomach part made me laugh really hard. the music went "oh no"

at the part where Prof. Hidgens first comes out, I swear to god It almost made me burst out laughing at like 12:00 AM

Ted: **appears for one second** The video: I am speed

This went from 0 to chipmunks hopped up on steroids and adderall real quick

Okay but why did I sit here watching the whole thing just nodding like “ah yes. Ahshsjjshajshshsj. My favorite line.”

When Paul was saying ‘ok’ after the La Dee Dah Dah Day it sounded like something out of Mario

Prof. H.: who’s there? Emma: professor Hidgens! Prof. H.: don’t lie to me I’m professor Hidgens!

*alvin and the chipmunks has entered the chat*

“Do you ever wonder? What is going on inside someone’s head?” Me: *tgwdlm but it speeds up whenever somebody swears plays loudly on repeat*

the audience laughing after a while just sounds like a chorus of rats

The music sounds strangely scary when sped up. Like a boss fight in a old video game.

- The insrumentals are really cool sped up?? Woah??? - Bruh the audience laughter though. It's honestly really funny, since it goes from child laugher to demon laughter to exhaling through the nose to just hisses. - SHOW ME YOUR HANDS OH MY GOD THEY'RE LEGENDS - mAMa MiA - it sounds really weird now restarting it since you can understand everything w ha t?? ?

_ihaveverylowbloodsugar_

2 minutes in and I’m already having Guns and Ships flashbacks

the chipmunk who didn’t like musicals.

Jeff's "PaUUUUUUUUUUL" at the end of What Do You Want Paul actually killed me 😂

This got to a point where I couldn't even tell when it sped up anymore...

Didn't expect I'd be watching Alvin and the Chipmunks today.

Mr. Davidson's laugh at 11:25 was my breaking point. I absolutely love what we can do with technology

Every time Lauren comes on I prepare myself for it to go 10x faster

**Fast Forward 10 Seconds** ... **Misses 20 minutes of the Musical**

11:05 i always heard it as "i hire you, pauls, to keep our stocks high" like the hive mind thought the name paul was synonymous with employee or something?? idk tho!

8:50 its literally a pacman game 😂 (yes i know this is almost a year old)

I soiled myself at 5:36 “Latte Hotte” 😂

When they all said "iiiiE EEEiiE EEEEEEEE", I felt that

6:12 'oH mY gOd So MeAnNNNNnnNNNn'

The fact that the OG musical is 1 hour, 52 minutes and 37 seconds and is reduced to a 22 min video that kills my ears and makes everyone sound like Octavian singing is FRIGHTENING

When jamie sings "philosophical" at the beginning i alway hear "philosoFUCKal" and I'm dissaponted it didn't speed up

Because it’s sped up it makes me feel like I’m not wasting my whole day doing nothing 😂

Alternate title: TGWDLM But It’s Animal Crossing I cant be the only one who thinks this

You should do the trail to Oregon but speeds up whenever Joey switches characters

Jeff’s vibrato sped up is 👌

The horrifying scream at 9:42 is...

I am genuinely surprised that by the end it was still at a pitch I could hear.

"Watch out Paul he might kick your head"