Black Mesa Source Silliness

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12 жыл бұрын

Because after 8 years of waiting, you start to do some silly shit.
Comment about my FOV hurting your special eyes for a free slice of pizza and a slap across the face.
And yes, I really did carry a pizza to Xen. Would you abandon such a delicious looking specimen such as that?
Real talk now, I dunno what happened with the FOV. This was recorded with the Source Engine's built in recording software and I think that fucked it up.

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@Stevelonk 6 жыл бұрын

"hey uh can I get one peppironi pizza?" "yeah whats your address?" "xen" "what?" "just take the portal in the lambda complex to get there" "alright ill be there in 3 earth days"

@resignedwaste1298 6 жыл бұрын

Steve2357 We need to build a meme!

@AgentMull 5 жыл бұрын

I'll take one 18hr old pepperoni pizza that's been in an open box and submerged under water a couple of times.

@beaneatingoni1353 5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: I do find a pizza in the first Xen map Xen beta is released NOW

@beaneatingoni1353 5 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gciKq7CSyc7YaKM.html

@atlassarnosian555 4 жыл бұрын

This man predicted the Pepperoni Precipitation achievement.

@HQ_Default 8 жыл бұрын

Soldier 1: Man I'm hungry... when do we eat? Soldier 2: At, like 6 Soldier 1: Dammit, I'm hungry now! Soldier 2: Yeah, a pizza would be nice right about now. Soldier 1: Hey, that guy's got a pizza! Soldier 2: Let's get 'im!

@johnoaker1232 8 жыл бұрын

@#$! THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA

@addadu8031 8 жыл бұрын

Don't you just hate it when the army is trying to take your pizza?

@nickfulton7567 8 жыл бұрын

+WittyFellow 24 Those are marines, maybe he had some crayons or something.

@resignedwaste1298 6 жыл бұрын

We need to build a meme!

@ohyeahyeah8625 5 жыл бұрын

I just had SCP:CB flashbacks

@imgoingtogetyou 10 жыл бұрын

"Could somebody get me some toilet paper? DO IT"

@idkwtfimdoing9900 6 жыл бұрын

that was the best part i ever seen

@charlie75368 6 жыл бұрын

JUST DO IT!!!!!

@Remoway 5 жыл бұрын

DO IT

@willdavies2003 4 жыл бұрын

Toilet paper, the best drug in town.

@alzheimnewton8299 4 жыл бұрын

@@willdavies2003 *Morphine Administred*

@rugerprogixm6549 9 жыл бұрын

You are one hardcore pizza delivery man

@VINAFU13 6 жыл бұрын

Gordon: "Hey, Mr.Nihilanth, did you order the pizza?" Nihilanth: "Freeman..." Gordon: "I'll take that as a yes, tips?" Nihilanth: *shoots laser balls* Gordon: "You are one bad customer."

@futurecop-de6208 6 жыл бұрын

jeah your right ... but the pizza is cold! ... or is it?! .... [use gluongun to make it hot and crunchy] :D ☼u☼

@safreq453 5 жыл бұрын

Pizza time

@tank19768 10 жыл бұрын

"DO IT" I fucking lost it.

@Maxjk0 9 жыл бұрын

Did you just... ...Gnome chompski the pizza box?

@cr1msonriver 8 жыл бұрын

+Maxjk0 Looks like it

@hermindabolo3156 6 жыл бұрын

@crossbraun 6 жыл бұрын

There is an achievement for doing that with a hat! XD

@blackmesasecurityofficer4485 5 жыл бұрын

Maxjk0 I remember getting that achievement good times

@FatherGibus 10 жыл бұрын

2:40 The Pizza Is Aggressive

@malhekai 10 жыл бұрын

Just another day in the life of Jimmy Nutrin

@CattaRappa 9 жыл бұрын

FullMetalBacon "Jimmy ur mom is ded. Order some pizza" "Okay daddy ;)"

@leleled6467 6 жыл бұрын

Ou Shiet

@300otterclancats 8 жыл бұрын

Black Mesa is a game where you have to run through enemies and shoot so you can deliver a pizza to the Gman at the end.

@leleled6467 6 жыл бұрын

U spoiled me!

@darthportus 5 жыл бұрын

Gman's employers are interdimensional pizza delivery service and they are looking for delivery guys

@Zer01211 5 жыл бұрын

Pizza simulator

@GrandmasterPantsSFM 10 жыл бұрын

It's a remake of Half Life 1 named Black Mesa. Gmod wasn't used anywhere in this. What I did is recorded myself playing through the game, and I captured the silly mishaps and bugs that happened as I played through. When I beat the game, I went back to levels and used console commands to spawn enemies and give myself weaponry to cause general chaos. That's pretty much it.

@321haiqal 10 жыл бұрын

Funny how you dont know the ARG that the devs set up.. you know, with the pizza... wait... YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!

@GrandmasterPantsSFM 10 жыл бұрын

321haiqal I know all about it. There's hidden pizzas and stuff.

@gorbachev-1986 9 жыл бұрын

***** Is that Jean Jacques Perry playing in the background?

@mauricious7882 9 жыл бұрын

Please Make Another One These short Recording Sessions Are good

@MinusIsDeceased 9 жыл бұрын

what is the command to spawn a tank? XD

@MisterDarkness117 9 жыл бұрын

There should be "Pizza Delivery" achievement for this :D

@cr1msonriver 8 жыл бұрын

+Mr. Darkness Someone should get in touch with the developers on this XD

@davemango8001 7 жыл бұрын

There is already one that is going to be similiar to it, like that one when you have to take that purple top hat to the portal

@viridian6812 6 жыл бұрын

The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza, absolutively! The Krusty Krab pizza, for you and MEEEEEE!

@lazy7279 6 жыл бұрын

I think the achivement would be called, "Hardend Delivery boy"

@Chromatic_Death 6 жыл бұрын

There should be an achievement for taking the bible in the lobby j to the test chamber.

@TheNeXusCore9032 10 жыл бұрын

I lost it when a zombie, a vortigaunt, and an HECU marine were in the toilets with the scientist.

@DrewFr33m4nn 7 жыл бұрын

sentinel scourge *DO IT*

@rosiemccattail6350 6 жыл бұрын

G'T

@tristen8089 6 жыл бұрын

Simon Fork I'm tired of playing games

@jacobs279 5 жыл бұрын

*_I’M DONE PLAYING GAMES._*

@blackmesasecurityofficer4485 5 жыл бұрын

Half-Life: 3 woah it’s half life 3 I thought you weren’t born

@kriskoessel6937 7 жыл бұрын

H-hello c-can someone please get me some toilet paper? Marine: DO IT!!!

@Drawing_Pad 7 жыл бұрын

Yehp, I laughed my ass off! xD

@PENTAGRAMMAINCOMM 6 жыл бұрын

Marine: "I'M TIRED OF PLAYING GAMES."

@dietzel8988 2 жыл бұрын

And then they made his pizza challange into an achivement, what a legend

@Dr_Axton 10 жыл бұрын

"This video contains materials which is not allowed in your country" damn it

@abandonedshitpostingaccoun7257 10 жыл бұрын

must be the pizza

@bongus796 9 жыл бұрын

Morning^ Gabe Newell gets so protective of it lately

@jeugene807 5 жыл бұрын

Were they anomalous?

@lambdalabs7807 5 жыл бұрын

So... A man taking pizza into another dimension is illegal? WOW

@forceawakens4449 5 жыл бұрын

vpn time

@bluereaper75 9 жыл бұрын

"FUCK THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA" Got me good.

@JackieTheYeen 9 жыл бұрын

You inspired me to carry the pizza all the way to Zen. Holy hell its hard. CURSE THOSE LADDERS!!!!

@cr1msonriver 8 жыл бұрын

+Karishad Elexion It's the Gnome Chompski of Black Mesa.

@TheEmeraldSword04 3 жыл бұрын

The Purple hat was next to impossible with the ladders around the rocket in chapter: on a rail.

@itsmant3 3 жыл бұрын

"zen"

@hiimaRandomGamer 3 жыл бұрын

@@itsmant3 imagine correcting a 5 year old comment

@jp-s3594 3 жыл бұрын

@@itsmant3 imagine that in some languages "xen" is "zen"

@BigBirdCrow 10 жыл бұрын

one step for slice........one big step for pizza

@citadel8373 5 жыл бұрын

i think, ONE SLICE FOR PIZZA, ONE GIANT PIZZA FOR MANKIND!

@gelflinggiant1298 4 жыл бұрын

"thats one small slice for man, one giant pie for mankind!"

@MeatNinja 9 жыл бұрын

''Cute hound eye''? ''CUTE''?!??! it's face is prolapsing for fucks sake!

@Alaska1925 9 жыл бұрын

***** this is the best comment.

@MegaFPVFlyer 8 жыл бұрын

But it's watching TV! Houndeye is cute like doggo

@firedirt6128 7 жыл бұрын

i love houndeyes. they are as cute as headcrabs.

@soapie- 7 жыл бұрын

That's them blinking.

@ntfunit2359 4 жыл бұрын

3:34 “That’s what happens when you set it on the popcorn setting. It never works.” -Barney, 2009

@paradoxicaloutcome1007 10 жыл бұрын

That Scientist must be the man who discovered the BONK! recipe.

@kakarotfromdragonball4677 5 жыл бұрын

I was watching that part when I read this lol

@dashingcooliogandjd-2314 10 жыл бұрын

Poor pizza :( i almostt cried when you thought you lost the pizza

@Eyepoke42 5 жыл бұрын

I may have found this 6 years too late.. but it was worth the wait.

@KakaTheJunn 9 жыл бұрын

directed by michael bay

@brotherboard3920 10 жыл бұрын

Man, you must really love that pizza.

@npete 2 жыл бұрын

I was just watching the vid and then I looked at the date and it felt like it would be released today. Found this on the main so nice. Hi guys from past and future.

@epicblindkid 10 жыл бұрын

can you make a video of you taking out the entire army raid to protect your pizza? XD

@vitordias8 10 жыл бұрын

All Hail the Pizza

@mynamefrank6567 8 жыл бұрын

OH FUCK, YOUR FOV IS KILLING MY EYES, SRSLY.

@GrandmasterPantsSFM 8 жыл бұрын

+Ki ŁŁ3 я ~ ρя0™ That's hilarious.

@LapnLook 8 жыл бұрын

+SHDW™ I thought half of my screen was cut off or something

@mynamefrank6567 8 жыл бұрын

LapnLook Lol, same

@pinorska6316 8 жыл бұрын

+uNkn-0wn™ The feeling when you're used to 110 fov

@rebca_ 8 жыл бұрын

It's like halo 1.

@quietnumber2317 7 жыл бұрын

The fact that this mod came out after 8 years of development gives me hope for HL3.

@sevonikra8227 7 жыл бұрын

Houndeyes are so cute~!!!! I'd hug them even if my ears popped 24-7!

@calyxman 5 жыл бұрын

Houndeyes were intended to be friendly, but playtesters kept abusing the cute doggos.

@3232herman 3 жыл бұрын

This video is probably the reason the ''Pepperoni precipitation'' achievement exists

@connorgolsong290 2 жыл бұрын

I'm like 99% sure it is

@HobkinBoi 8 жыл бұрын

I absolutely died laughing at the army trying to steal your pizza XD

@KarmaFrenzoid 7 жыл бұрын

3:34 the reaction just before the explosion

@1123RYANJAMES 9 жыл бұрын

6:47 Achievement Unlocked! Delicious Specimen

@NoriMori1992 9 жыл бұрын

"FUCK THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA" Oh man, I laughed even harder at that. XD And I was honestly so happy when the pizza came out after you from the pipe. XD Seriously, I was overjoyed. I must say, I really enjoyed this! Good work!

@aplimsollpunk2738 5 ай бұрын

This video made me want Black Mesa when I was 10. I fondly remember leaving my computer to download it overnight and being so excited for school to be over so I could jump into it. I'm 22 now and this video still makes me laugh hysterically. Thank you so much for making it.

@hatandhoodie_ 3 жыл бұрын

Now that the full game is out, there's actually a secret ending for taking the Pizza even further.

@HQ_Default 9 жыл бұрын

0:30 *in engineer's voice* That's what ya get.

@kakarotfromdragonball4677 5 жыл бұрын

Dude I read it in Engis voice

@lewiscain-mcaliece1805 7 жыл бұрын

You bringing that pizza through the whole game reminds me of me bringing a human skeleton all the way to the end of the game in HL2 episode 2 and calling it lenny.

@Ikelae 9 жыл бұрын

Pizza Delivery simulator 1998

@whattheheck6482 9 жыл бұрын

Garet Rooks lel

@cr1msonriver 8 жыл бұрын

+Garet Rooks *couGHING*

@colbyjackextracheese6249 7 жыл бұрын

Ike 2012*

@Ikelae 7 жыл бұрын

+FD The Gaming Animator The game's events takes place in 1998 ;) I was referencing that =]

@colbyjackextracheese6249 7 жыл бұрын

Ike oh ok

@tahseenkhan3629 7 жыл бұрын

I'VE FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN AFTER ALL THIS TIME! I've never even played back mesa or half life in my life but my brother was watching this video a year or two ago and I have been searching for it constantly.

@GentleShotgun 6 жыл бұрын

I actually cheered at 5:27 I thought the pizza run was over for sure.

@Ribulose15diphosphat Жыл бұрын

4:06 Staplerfahrer Klaus - the Game

@lucas13flu 6 жыл бұрын

3:21 Phill Swift: it even works underwater!

@logicphile6207 Жыл бұрын

Holy shit, Black Mesa is 10 years old...

@jazdajazda2191 Жыл бұрын

crazy it took 16 years to finish this project

@zanclawpyro Жыл бұрын

@@jazdajazda2191 ahah the newbies

@msmwkc 10 жыл бұрын

Ladies and gentlemen, the pizza has landed.

@Lucifronz 8 жыл бұрын

You took your pizza to Xen... you're my hero. I was actually cheering you on as you jumped those platforms with that pizza. I didn't realize I loved pizza so much.

@Quietbut_Deadly 9 жыл бұрын

When Oxen is available will you do the pizza in Xen

@GrandmasterPantsSFM 9 жыл бұрын

If they actually code the game to allow me to bring the pizza with me into Xen, then I absolutely will.

@Quietbut_Deadly 9 жыл бұрын

If you aren't able to bring it in to Xen could you spawn it in Xen?

@GrandmasterPantsSFM 9 жыл бұрын

Possibly. I'm certain there's a way to spawn pizza props with console commands, it's just a matter of finding the right code to write in.

@Tycitron6000 9 жыл бұрын

***** Heres a xen mod for Black mesa so spawn a pizza! www.moddb.com/mods/black-mesa-xen-improved-maps-from-half-life

@martinkosecky4943 9 жыл бұрын

*ringing phone* Vortigaunt: It´s me , dave , I wanna order pizza. Courier: OK *Couier going throught portal to xen.* Courier : Did somebody ordered pizza? Vortigaunt: ME Courier : 2,20 dollars Vortigaunt : ok *Vortigaunt paying and courier returning to earth.*

@mariofan191101 8 жыл бұрын

this boys dedication for that pizza is real good for you buddy :D

@reimuhakurei2123 3 жыл бұрын

4:07 engineer gaming

@ZackSBruh Жыл бұрын

Gus gaming

@ToxikonProductions 4 жыл бұрын

2012 KZfaq recommendation: 2013: ... 2020 KZfaq recommendation: *LET ME INTRODUCE THIS VIDEO*

@pepsiman397 9 жыл бұрын

"Fuck! The army's after my pizza!" -UntouchedShadow, 2012

@cr1msonriver 8 жыл бұрын

+Hoovy Pootismann This quote has changed many lives.

@vurhn2009 6 жыл бұрын

This video seems relevant to some video I've watched before, not just this video, but somebody who makes the video like this before

@bananabuns1369 3 жыл бұрын

i wonder if he ever replayed the game to bring the pizza finally to xen

@ElseAndrecool 11 ай бұрын

if he did he would get an achievement

@seihtsukai9922 10 жыл бұрын

i loved this video, really awesome buddy.

@simonedaishi5290 5 жыл бұрын

"Let's do this Texas style!" *_drifting through explosives_* _YEEEEEEE HAAW_

@Infarlock 4 жыл бұрын

And after 8 years they finally released it, with XEN!

@jaroslavsterba3333 4 жыл бұрын

This video belongs in a museum

@TrumpetDragon 11 жыл бұрын

this deserves way more views

@user-yn9uh2ns6j 6 жыл бұрын

Guys, music from 0:16 Perrey & Kingsley-Swan's Splashdown

@Zer01211 5 жыл бұрын

0:04 you know that i cant let you in 2 seconds later Now i know

@Mecknavorz 10 жыл бұрын

THE FUCKING ARMY IS AFTER MY PIZZA!

@cr1msonriver 8 жыл бұрын

This man is single-handedly responsible for bringing the spirit of Gnome Chompski into Black Mesa through a friggin' *pizza*.

@reimuhakurei2123 3 жыл бұрын

and after 8 years it gets recommended to me

@TacoWrath95 11 жыл бұрын

I lost it at "FUCK THE ARMY'S AFTER MY PIZZA" God damn gold of a video.

@projectkepleren 6 жыл бұрын

the guard sure did warn us we cant get through there

@andyfriederichsen 5 жыл бұрын

I love that you brought a Pizza to Xen.

@monkeykid66 7 жыл бұрын

presented to you by 10 FOV

@Nukedphone 12 жыл бұрын

Another successful pizza delivery!

@anderlander3848 9 жыл бұрын

That forklift though

@SobiDani 10 жыл бұрын

u should do more vids like this XD it was great

@thestimergames453 4 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, man, now i'm delivering pizza to Nihilante right now

@dachu7505 6 жыл бұрын

Scienstist:Hello? Could someone give me a toilet paper? Marine:DO IT

@isekaiexpress9450 7 жыл бұрын

Hooray for pizza! Should be the official achievement.

@solar2696 7 жыл бұрын

The secret acheivment should've been carrying that pizza through the game.

@filpside 2 жыл бұрын

Bullet tortur Literally… 1:53

@GloriG_C17 6 жыл бұрын

an adventure with pizza

@randomix2806 6 жыл бұрын

best pizza delivery man :D

@pandjalu6 6 жыл бұрын

Liked because you bringing pizza to xen

@wachimol 12 жыл бұрын

i would've thought this was a criken video had i not seen the uploader. great video :]

@fiddlesticks7628 4 жыл бұрын

03:56 Every public bathrooms be like

@CoolGamerFans 6 жыл бұрын

Scientist: Could somebody give me some toilet paper? HECU Guy: DO IT!

@shinzonmadplayer6252 10 жыл бұрын

It looks amazing

@BeatCrazey 6 жыл бұрын

And thus, the purple hat achievement was born...

@tralphstreet 6 жыл бұрын

I'm very concerned about your FOV.

@juanfelipegodoy4011 6 жыл бұрын

GOING WHERE NO PIZZA HAS GONE BEFORE

@Steamuch 6 жыл бұрын

I kinda expected you to throw pizza into Xen portal followed by Shooting Stars meme footage. Then I saw the date this video was uploaded and get puzzled: "Why is it comes up in my reccomended just now?"

@MultiAla01 9 жыл бұрын

4:27 I expected explosions in the control room (where that guy opened the door)

@hurr48 9 жыл бұрын

that FOV makes me physically sick

@Z1269 6 жыл бұрын

Jake Voss look in the description

@Derpington9821 6 жыл бұрын

RedReign lmao people actually do feel sick if their FOV is too low

@EmApex 6 жыл бұрын

I actually couldn't watch this video all the way through because the FOV started making me feel disoriented and I'm normally not affected by things like this. It's not about being 'autistic'.

@SuperMarioApoplexy 5 жыл бұрын

Grow a fucking spine, you peasant.

@kittyluvr 5 жыл бұрын

@@Derpington9821 you obviously never watch any tf2 video

@YellowSabre 7 жыл бұрын

I love the part with the Marine in the toilet

@KnowMySecret 2 жыл бұрын

1:10 I also had that happen

@zombiebeast0120 5 жыл бұрын

The pizza is history

@fasolmateusz 8 жыл бұрын

BM team - hurry up. Nihilanth is waiting for his pizza. This might be the job that the G-man was talking with that scientist about on the beginning of half-life. BTW, That 1812 ouverture perfectly matches the mood in the end :D.

@MegaLoflof 11 жыл бұрын

carrying the pizza through the entire game NEEDS to be an achievement in the official steam release of BM:S as a throwback to the gnome achievement from HL2:EP2