"BLACK WIDOW" 😱🤣 COLIN JOST

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"BLACK WIDOW" 😱🤣 COLIN JOST

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Weekend Update with Michael Che & Colin Jost
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@aidanfranke5659 8 ай бұрын

Che really trynna get Colin killed 😂

@delilama2878 8 ай бұрын

Most man wanna see Colin killed so they can take over😂

@samfisher2306 8 ай бұрын

I have a feeling these two are great friends and trust each other 😅

@delilama2878 8 ай бұрын

@@samfisher2306 they are but best buddies will try their best to mess you up just to be funny🤪

@littlemisstink921 8 ай бұрын

Yeah…y’all ever seen Impractical Jokers?

@cpmow831 7 ай бұрын

He wants to be there to “comfort” Scarlett.

@BhavyeGupta7 6 ай бұрын

The despair behind his laughter was so real, he knew at home he is going to get roasted 😂

@HardxCorpsxKali Ай бұрын

The best part is when actors have to take on roles in fighting movies they really are taught how to fight to certain extents which means with the amount of training she’s had in martial arts she could kick his ass. 😂

@DarksideDave42 Ай бұрын

I think that by now she understands the humor ....

@thomasdelbert 11 күн бұрын

⁠@@DarksideDave42I’m sure she understands humour but said she also has a really thin skin so dreads when the joke is about her. … which only puts more pressure on Colin when he has to read it 😂

@keithbartholomew9433 8 ай бұрын

But the jokes on us.. This guy gets to go home to Scarlett Johansson 😂

@jaystrucker321 7 ай бұрын

🤨this makes little sense

@keithbartholomew9433 7 ай бұрын

@@jaystrucker321 how so?

@SabareeshReddy-xl1vt 7 ай бұрын

He is her husband so it makes sense@@jaystrucker321

@SabareeshReddy-xl1vt 7 ай бұрын

He is her husband so it makes sense@@jaystrucker321

@Guest4465 7 ай бұрын

@@jaystrucker321colin is married to scarlet johansson

@tommytmt 8 ай бұрын

We need to appreciate that Che had a civil rights leader wheeled in to sit next to Colin while Colin read his jokes 😂. That was the most savage move *EVER* !!! 🤣

@vjrei 8 ай бұрын

I have no clue how far Che can go after this.

@tomh-ph3dp 8 ай бұрын

Me: He did not do that. :o

@AndorranStairway 8 ай бұрын

I didn’t even know she was just some random person Che brought on until I tried looking her up and found out she didn’t actually exist

@richinoable 8 ай бұрын

Okay, I'm gonna quit freaking out RN. Thanks.@@AndorranStairway

@wcombs 8 ай бұрын

It was fake

@davido.1233 8 ай бұрын

I can't tell if Che is trying to get Colin killed or forced to sleep on the couch but it is hilarious!

@morganrees3603 8 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure its both

@theangrygermanlad1328 7 ай бұрын

Yes

@theonewhocannotsmell127 7 ай бұрын

He will be dead in the couch

@metalvideos1961 6 ай бұрын

Nothing about this is hilarious

@geraldstephens6612 3 ай бұрын

You know, Black Widows are poisonous, Colin.

@user-fo5gc8rf9k 3 ай бұрын

Colin is hilarious in this because he does look like a news anchor

@TD-ug4mg 8 ай бұрын

In actuality of this entire segment was just him helping colin brag that he married Scarlett Johansen

@poolhall9632 8 ай бұрын

I mean, bro did hit a home run.

@summersoldier1003 8 ай бұрын

I would take every opportunity.

@DaneToTheBone 7 ай бұрын

Even I would brag on his behalf, highfiveing everybody I meet down the street 😂

@dagda3000 7 ай бұрын

Yes, lets brag about marrying a middle-aged woman with a kid from another man that once claimed monogamy is not her thing.

@summersoldier1003 7 ай бұрын

@@dagda3000 dude. Yes lets talk about the financial burden he is going to have to bear for that child. GTFO. Scarlett Johannsen is probably the only card yo CAN play if promoting single mothers.

@mikehunt9392 8 ай бұрын

Michael Che is the best series of jokes ever written. He knew he would get him off balance enough with the first joke that he wouldn’t even be able to censor himself on the second one.😂

@EEEEEEEE 7 ай бұрын

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@MikeHawk04 Ай бұрын

Brother?!?!

@mikehunt9392 Ай бұрын

@@MikeHawk04 holy smokes possible?

@purplehaze1987 8 ай бұрын

Che is a savage 😂

@billybutcher5562 7 ай бұрын

@@kcnicky2242 hello, please cry us a river

@BradChadley 7 ай бұрын

@@kcnicky2242 Their job is comedy. This is quite literally professional behavior. This guy's coworker, a black man, brought on a civil rights activist and had his white coworker read this joke. That's pretty damn funny. Maybe try getting context next time.

@BradChadley 7 ай бұрын

@@kcnicky2242 It is the first time they're hearing the joke, that's the whole point of writing them for one another. It's fine that you find this unfunny, but that does not make it automatically unprofessional

@brandon2743 3 ай бұрын

He just looked so defeated at the end.

@robertward8035 3 ай бұрын

Che is that friend that not only ensures he's your only friend, but your nemesis..... Perfect best friend 😉

@dylanmichealwiley9168 7 ай бұрын

bro Che trying to get him cancelled *and* divorced 💀

@Im.Yer.Huckleberry 8 ай бұрын

It's too bad ScarJo wasn't there next to them as well 😂😂😂 Che is a menace 🤣

@ironman4do 3 ай бұрын

Oh my god, I never thought about this but that would be evil and HILARIOUS! Get her to sit next to him, and then just a series of jokes about her.

@lalegende2746 Ай бұрын

I like to imagine she’s backstage waiting to light him up 😂

@tdeb5504 8 ай бұрын

"Little art movies" HA!

@michaelwicker9538 7 ай бұрын

I mean... She does do those movies.

@sayangnani 2 ай бұрын

I'm sorry to be that person but English is not my first language. What does it mean by little art movies?

@jorgeescudero5034 2 ай бұрын

@@sayangnani I think it's sarcasm? Like trying to say Scarlet makes independent low budget indie films (she doesn't)

@MarcG7424 3 ай бұрын

Che hit Colin with a combination

@ivesstlouis9087 2 ай бұрын

Che definitely did hit Colin with a combination!!!😂😂😂

@OneLovefromOregon 8 ай бұрын

Bro...Che got him fkd UP 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i love watching thos two

@glamour3296 7 ай бұрын

Did he? He got him fucked? Oh damn.

@mozdaboz 2 ай бұрын

He got him back with the Kendrick Lamar joke lmao

@keelysmash 7 ай бұрын

Che can make all the jokes he wants at Colin’s expense but at the end of the day Colin is still married to Scarlett Johannson

@mitchellharding2423 7 ай бұрын

Michael went for the kill on this one 😭🤣

@CaptainKrimsonHeart 8 ай бұрын

The best segment of this show.

@vanessavivanco2233 8 ай бұрын

I love him, he is such a good sport!!! For real!!!

@markinglese3874 8 ай бұрын

That was the most dangerous thing he could ever say 😂😂😂.

@briscoethecollie1510 8 ай бұрын

Holy crap, this guys married to Scarlett??? Man, I'd never leave the house... 😮

@baileym4708 2 ай бұрын

Simp

@stevenclark5173 Ай бұрын

@@baileym4708 Are you calling someone a simp for fantasizing about having a rich hot wife? That's not what simping is. He isn't giving her money.

@ismailtekin727 Ай бұрын

Simo

@Canadian_Bajan Ай бұрын

@@stevenclark5173simping isn't just about giving money. It's about giving undeserved or unreciprocated attention.

@seansartor 7 ай бұрын

Colin wrote bedda joke, but Che placed a Civil Rights Advocate next to Colin. SO WRONG !!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

@douglasmurdoch 3 ай бұрын

Sleeping on the 🛋️ for the next week

@shawn6139 7 ай бұрын

That was epic! That joke is black people approved 100%

@jackcrassus168 8 ай бұрын

This might be the best joke since Norm left

@LifeOutward 8 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing 😂

@airsick88 8 ай бұрын

Hands down. With the lady beside him. That's something Norm would do.

@Ken-xv4sb 8 ай бұрын

I thought the black superman jokes from a couple years ago were really good. But this one might be better.

@tryingbutfailing 8 ай бұрын

Not even close.

@Scriber42076 7 ай бұрын

Wrong!!!

@thebelligerentbostonian7524 8 ай бұрын

Michael Che that was totally *savage*

@jesse_cole 7 ай бұрын

The woman is an activist, Colin.

@israelnekruman 8 ай бұрын

i love how he always acts like he's got a gun to his head

@MetalPipe629 3 ай бұрын

You could see in his eyes that he knows he's going to be in the doghouse for a while 😂

@mattwinston1745 8 ай бұрын

Michael Che is the goat

@OfficialAshArcher Ай бұрын

Che trying to get Jost divorced and then killed 😂

@leonarddefusco269 8 ай бұрын

Colllin!? Omg! I wouldn't have said that...says Michael Che.

@Hupomone 2 ай бұрын

This segment is going to be what's most remembered from this era of SNL.

@tyrone1309 8 ай бұрын

At least he doesn't ask Che why. 😂

@rudeondude21 8 ай бұрын

He use to but I guess after a few years he realized Che just loves the chaos of a good joke and making him uncomfortable

@GOT2BME-ql5iw 8 ай бұрын

Michael Che is so brutal,... but brilliant 👏🏼. He puts Colin in the Hot 🔥 Seat 💺without malice, just good Ole fashionable Bro-mance fun. and poor Colin can barely keep his head up ,🤣🤣

@jayvardy 7 ай бұрын

If this guy can marry Scar Jo, there is hope for us all, Gents.

@ironman4do 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, all of us Harvard graduated, internationally famous comedians with a dozen plus Emmy nominations who are worth millions of dollars. He's a real average joe like all of us...

@bojackson9140 3 ай бұрын

@@ironman4dolmfao foreal!! Making it sound like Colin is a nobody 🤣🤣

@Crazytrollman1 7 ай бұрын

I love how the more he reads the wider his eyes get in the end

@kenhasibar2624 8 ай бұрын

Poor Colin. Che just gives him the biz, AND he has to go home to Scarlet Johansen. I don't know how he does it... 🍻

@ronjohnson21 6 ай бұрын

No kidding. He should know what he's dealing with! I would neva go against Michael.

@macsdf1 2 ай бұрын

she prob laughing about it too lol

@graydi66y 7 ай бұрын

The desperation on Colin's face is priceless.

@SebastianMalmsjo 8 ай бұрын

This is how i find out colin is married to scarlet hahaha

@Hopeandpop 7 ай бұрын

Me to

@themanwithnothingtolose 7 ай бұрын

WHY HIM? SHOULD'VE BEEN ME😤

@djkhaled-gc3pp 4 ай бұрын

@@themanwithnothingtolose he is god dam handsome man ,

@ptemps1145 Ай бұрын

Che's jokes for Colin are always top tier. Dude is a master joke crafter.

@ReinaldoHernandezOchoa 2 ай бұрын

The "it's not my fault reaction at the end" is just priceless

@RashaKahn 7 ай бұрын

Colin can’t hide outside or at home…

@shioriryukaze 2 ай бұрын

I was eating something when he made the quote about corretta Scott king...I gotta go clean the wall now🤣🤣🤣🤣

@emailraye 8 ай бұрын

Che on some wild shtt for this joke swap lol.

@TightyWhiteyTrash 2 ай бұрын

Man I wish I had a smile like Colin’s. It’s always great to see him laugh 🤙🏼

@cherrynoire13 3 ай бұрын

Ommggg I forgot about this joke 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@rezavarghayi8181 14 күн бұрын

The disbelief in his face is just priceless

@Nomorealcoholplease 8 ай бұрын

Michael Che is gonna make Colin sleep outside 😂😂😂😂

@doubles7533 8 ай бұрын

Truly savage shit from Che

@nickschumacher4309 8 ай бұрын

Well, he's probably sleeping on the couch tonight 🤣

@fezzik7619 6 ай бұрын

No. His wife probably has a sense of humor.

@kimberknutson831 3 ай бұрын

No, he didn't. Blame this on Che. I love it. : ) 💚

@moralfortitude...2217 8 ай бұрын

CHE' IS A BEAST...AND W/O JOST IT WONT BE POSSIBLE... THE BROMANCE OF THE 2 OF THEM, cannot be imitated or duplicated...

@nickcastrellon909 2 ай бұрын

Colin goin to hell for that one. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Fox_sSspirit 2 ай бұрын

Che was trying to draw blood with this one 😂

@ngiallag2792 Ай бұрын

Don't worry I hear the couch in the yard is quite nice out, this time of year !!😂

@barlmax4095 7 ай бұрын

you can see the panic in his eyes when reads the black widow part of the joke 😭

@titoperez1327 Ай бұрын

Che is Colin’s worst enemy 😂

@jacquelineellis7136 22 күн бұрын

They gonna get each other unalived😂

@psybormonkey 7 ай бұрын

Thus is how to roast...no cook out for Colin at the King's this year

@belleC25 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 that was a perfect plot

@jose8440 8 ай бұрын

His eyes saying: honey, dont kill me

@johnnyhoward4786 8 ай бұрын

Dude is always getting slayed.. brutally funny

@connieboylan9159 8 ай бұрын

You guys are a great team..and funny as heck!

@ckaydw 13 күн бұрын

Poor Colin he really gets it bad. 😂😂😂

@Cassiesnancy 8 күн бұрын

His expression is like: "I don't wanna do this please ima get killed-"

@randor73 2 ай бұрын

Che is just brutal! poor Jost always gets the short end of this straw, but man, what great entertainment watching these 2! brings back memories of when comedians could be raw and edgy, and it was just comedy

@MauriceBriscoe 2 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure him and Scarlett have a blast coming up with jokes. But two against one and Che still wins.

@PintadoProjekt 2 ай бұрын

What I appreciate about Colin is that he never cries "NO!" I hope you find peace bro. 😂

@kentGrey Ай бұрын

Michael Che is a pure beast!

@stephenbrown571 7 ай бұрын

You know if these two hang around together after work it’s a hilarious time 😂😂😂

@whatever3612 8 ай бұрын

Che is really mad that Colin got Scarlet.

@Orcinus1967 Ай бұрын

Che outdid himself on that one.

@Cyheem 2 ай бұрын

Che really had Colin signing a verbal death certificate live on TV. Lmao 🤣🤣

@usonly101 2 ай бұрын

I’m glad he finally got Che back with the Kendrick Lamar joke

@mcinteer19 8 ай бұрын

Che is gonna need an attorney when he’s charged as an accessory to murder!

@orin0083 3 ай бұрын

that was brutal😂😂

@OfDaSouth 2 ай бұрын

COLIN'S HANDS OUT PALMS UP LOOKING AROUND LIKE "WHAT" KILLED ME BRUH 💀💀💀

@elizabethhernandez4273 20 күн бұрын

Esa mordida de labios y esa mirada de pena y suplica.... estaba diciendo perdóname mi amor , no lo digo yo, lo dice el escritor 😂😂😂😂😂, de todos modos va a dormir en la sala 😂😂😂😂 ❤❤❤

@Mysterio-Solar 7 ай бұрын

Icon Theaters in most USA Cities have been serving Restaurant Grade Food and Wet Bar Alcoholic Mixed Drinks in Movie Theaters for at least 10 Years .😢

@GT-mq1dx 2 ай бұрын

That was awesome! These guys totally kill me! When I’m in need of a good laugh, all I gotta do is click on one of their shorts and I’m spitting out water.

@Palak695 2 ай бұрын

His smile is killing me !!🤭

@kensurrency2564 8 ай бұрын

“Whoa, I wouldn’t have said that!”

@toughbiblepassages9082 7 ай бұрын

These guys have surpassed all snl weekend updates that have come before them

@AlanEmmons-qw6bg 2 ай бұрын

Oh my Colin is really pushing the envelope! But Michael is the writer so......😳!!

@americasmostdeeted5462 8 ай бұрын

I cannot believe Che set him up so badly

@alzychoze6591 8 ай бұрын

I can- it’s brilliant art

@ronjohnson21 6 ай бұрын

Sucka. 😅

@sppj3140 2 ай бұрын

we all know Colin is already planning his revenge

@scolack123 2 ай бұрын

Have you seen him getting Michael che to call out Kendrick Lamar? Its great haha

@theoutspokenhumanist 2 ай бұрын

Che gets him with a double. Awesome!

@robertgandler3177 2 ай бұрын

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks for your insight and wisdom!

@shadowwilson7282 2 ай бұрын

The couch is waiting for you back home for you, Colin🤣💀🤣🤣

@justinkotso8466 7 ай бұрын

They really doing Colin dirty!!!!😂😂😂

@saitejayambadi7589 2 ай бұрын

This guy is funnier than Ryan Reynolds

@amethystkortz4283 7 ай бұрын

His face was like "I promise this isn't my own thoughts! I'm just reading the prompter... Please don't kill me!!" 😂

@mrf19741 2 ай бұрын

I think Che hit Colin with the Ultimate Combo!😂😂

@violetvengance202 8 ай бұрын

They are my favorite part of the whole show 😂 I love how they both get each other to say 💩 like this 😂☠️😊

@grandpagohan1 2 ай бұрын

Goddamn, that was a triple threat!

@srisudharsrinivasan8336 Ай бұрын

He gonna be divorced.... Mocklan style

@deej3365 8 ай бұрын

Love his face. Che has a great smile. He’s a cutie❣️

@GeeDeeBird 2 ай бұрын

Such an incredibly good sport.