THEY SAID HE COULD NEVER BE A BLITZBALL WHEN HE GREW UP! BUT LOOK WHO'S WRONG NOW!

He must be so happy now

Since a few people actually requested that I release this mod, I went ahead and uploaded it with installation instructions here: www.nexusmods.com/finalfantasyxx2hdremaster/mods/153 For those of you who missed the reference, there's a kid in Kilika who proudly tells you "I'm gonna be a blitzball when I grow up!". Presumably this was a typo and it was supposed to read "I'm gonna be a blitzball player when I grow up!" (in fact they "corrected" it in the Japanese HD version, but it wasn't changed for any of the other languages). This line often gets repeated among FFX fans sort of like how "This guy are sick" is memed upon constantly in FFVII. All in-game blitzballs are replaced with the blitzball kid (except for CGI cutscenes as those are pre-rendered). And yes, that also means Wakka uses the blitzball kid's head as a weapon.

dreams do come true after all

Follow your dreams, blitzball kid. Follow your dreams. I am embarrassed to say that after 20 years of cheering on blitzball kid with fakr positive affirmations, I'm feeling real emotion at this shitpost thanks

This is the most disturbing, yet hilarious, thing I've seen in a quite a while.