Scrubs Man Cards

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Jeff Beck

16 жыл бұрын

From episode 501, My Intern's Eyes
Requested by: SabiSan19

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@MisguidedLullabye712 8 жыл бұрын

This show so good at being goddamn hilarious before completely dropping the heavy emotions on you

@oz_jones 5 жыл бұрын

RayaFrost the series that has Michael J Fox being a nervous wreck and a literal boobie horn. Best series ever

@aurayafrost6253 4 жыл бұрын

i liked this comment before realising its an alternate account i had three years ago and I'm the one who posted it, whilst back on another round of scrubs binge-watching

@lavenderwalrus9875 4 жыл бұрын

@@aurayafrost6253 that is actually quite adorable :) thanks for brightening my day a little fellow scrubs fan

@DudemeisterNL 4 жыл бұрын

@@aurayafrost6253 you cute

@moaningpheromones 10 ай бұрын

Like MASH?

@swetasingh7502 2 жыл бұрын

The only reason Cox made those cards so that he could have the pleasure of taking them away.

@philosophicaljay3449 6 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I think that when JD threw his last Man Card at Cox and walked off that Dr. Cox gained another level of respect for him.

@TheShepdawg9 3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that obvious?

@Tkieron 3 жыл бұрын

That's literally what happened. It's why he gave the card back to JD

@Rubyofthedead 2 жыл бұрын

@@Tkieron And then he lost it because he asked if Cox wanted a hug.

@cheefussmith9380 8 ай бұрын

@@Rubyofthedeadand he knew he was right

@christopherwall2121 4 ай бұрын

@@Rubyofthedead He held onto it as long as he could.

@ponglenis9273 Жыл бұрын

Cox having that rant about JD becoming attending physician is his way of showing him how proud he is.

@Xylarxcode 8 жыл бұрын

JD: I'm gonna have a good year, aren't I? Cox: Anything can happen. Translation from Cox to English: Yes, but only if you keep being as dedicated as you are now.

@RealityCheck6T9 8 жыл бұрын

I took it more to mean "I have no interest in your silly narratives"

@thagrammarnazi 8 жыл бұрын

+RealityCheck6T9 I took it as "Bitches get stitches, newbie" but I'm weird like that.

@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 6 жыл бұрын

Xylarxcode no it's not. It had little to do with that at all.

@gregsoon521 3 жыл бұрын

@@RealityCheck6T9 it's his way of keeping him motivated but not giving him all the adoration he really feels for him. Saying yeah for sure but not being too encouraging and giving him too much praise so he stay motivated to impress cox n be better

@SMAXZO Жыл бұрын

Cox: A good year....if you can keep it!

@pseudohippie55 3 жыл бұрын

"Fancy lawyer on retainer" may be the nicest way anyone's ever described Ted.

@MasterArchfiend 10 ай бұрын

Just a shame that he would never believe it.

@Rubyofthedead 2 ай бұрын

That's not Ted. The fancy lawyer has hair.

@JustAnotherPerson4U 2 жыл бұрын

It's funny how JDs only reaction to the Janitor's cutouts is 'this explains a lot.' Like he's both surprised and not really surprised at the same time.

@wolftotem539 Жыл бұрын

It was a challenge. JD told Janitor that if he was going to bug him he could at least do it as far away from him as he can. Janitor messed with him without being near him. That was brilliant.

@arkay238 3 жыл бұрын

Cox knew what kind of attending JD would be since season one.

@darkwulf23 10 күн бұрын

Probably. He also probably wanted to reenforced the lesson.

@Fennoman12 14 жыл бұрын

'You held on for it as long as you could, didn't ya?' xD best episode ever, the joke of janitor too!! (definatly a must-see episode)!

@Canute87 9 жыл бұрын

The birth control pill man card removal was the best one

@kirkegaming9542 Жыл бұрын

2:48 Cox is so proud of him

@Macconator2010 10 жыл бұрын

1: We are men 2: No calligraphy, 3: No lovers quarrels, 4: No taking birth control pills, 5: No listening to Alanis Morissette, 6: No Hugs

@kevkpatt 4 жыл бұрын

Please u listening to alanis morrissette right now

@Gebieter 4 жыл бұрын

@olehomer1988 True. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Y52Yncd0nZPOkqs.html

@love55ickbeat5 3 жыл бұрын

@olehomer1988 It's pretty gay. Showing emotion for another man.

@thesandwich5321 3 жыл бұрын

You want a hug Julian?

@lastswordfighter Жыл бұрын

Bullcrap a man needs to know write his name and how to write it damn well and fancy at times.

@piglet2548 3 жыл бұрын

Dr. Cox- Doesn't want to talk. Also Dr. Cox- Rants for an hour.

@ct0760 4 жыл бұрын

The birth control pill thing at 1:27 had me shoot my drink out of my nose i laughed so hard

@BJMcB92 11 жыл бұрын

Time to go rewatch all of Scrubs.

@eksiarvamus8920 5 жыл бұрын

Fancy lawyer? They've got Ted..

@Rubyofthedead 5 жыл бұрын

The fancy one has hair.

@88omair 4 жыл бұрын

And what does that mean? Girlfriend's gonna get paaaaaid

@SuperSparrow45 4 жыл бұрын

"My mom calls me Thunder."

@rahbeeuh 3 жыл бұрын

RIP Sam Lloyd

@zilvoxidgod 6 жыл бұрын

you held onto it for as long as you could

@youtubaholic 13 жыл бұрын

lol how can anyone hate this show? I love how JD says "stupid Man Cards"

@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 4 жыл бұрын

Still one of the best comedy shows on tv.

@jesleal72 4 жыл бұрын

This explains a lot.. Hey, meet your volley ball team.. they’re terrible.. 🤣🤣

@PaddyRoon7 Жыл бұрын

The way he says "so!" at 1:27 always gets me

@Lninjhxor-zy8gs 8 жыл бұрын

absolutely no LOVERS! QUARRELS!

@yattaguru 9 жыл бұрын

The birth control pill should have cost JD the remainder of those cards

@RealityCheck6T9 9 жыл бұрын

Hey! He might have got pregnant

@inanimatesum4945 8 жыл бұрын

+Trollface Killa he only took one because cox also ate the same brownies with the pill

@GregaMeglic 7 жыл бұрын

Turk put the pill in the brownies and fed them to Carla. JD also ate them XD

@tsipher 3 жыл бұрын

Damn it, now I have to give him a man card, didn’t know listening to Alanis Morisette was one of those things men couldn’t do lol

@rockoperajon Жыл бұрын

Love the look on Cox’s face at 2:53. A perfect mix of pride and guilt.

@confusedpotatoware4218 7 жыл бұрын

the fucking cut out moving towards the camera at the end

@Nathaniel21 12 жыл бұрын

you held on to it as long as you could

@JoeDirtisawsome 9 жыл бұрын

This was a great show.

@mike-id5uu 6 жыл бұрын

I lost it at the end

@rayjaxter 11 жыл бұрын

lol I love this man! haha the relationship they have is jokes haha been looking for this... awesome.

@monkeyman767 3 жыл бұрын

You just know Cox knew JD would comment on the hand writing

@kallenzor 15 жыл бұрын

3:29 is the best, where one of the images start moving up to JD! hahaha, I dunno why but it makes me laugh every time.

@Danimal1177 5 жыл бұрын

JD [Holds the card for 2 seconds]? "What to hug?" Cox [Rips up card]: "You held onto it for as long as you could, didn't you."

@88omair 4 жыл бұрын

I pissed myself laughing the first time I watched that. Genius show

@freddybeer 4 жыл бұрын

'You held onto it as long as you could, didn't you?' - Cracked up at that bit!

@Chiszle 16 жыл бұрын

thx for this

@johnpoole4830 4 жыл бұрын

One of the best sitcoms ever. Brooklyn 99 took over when this show left us and its still holding the torch 👏👏

@freppie_ 3 жыл бұрын

Brooklyn 99 is a sh!tshow

@moaningpheromones 10 ай бұрын

you just lost a man card

@sabinaz19 10 жыл бұрын

The scene stopped to quickly, if you had waited you would have seen J.D. scaring the crap out of his cardboard self, priceless

@dontspikemydrink9382 7 жыл бұрын

i dont think you know what you just wrote

@dunetepes 15 жыл бұрын

you held on to it as long as you could lol

@ahmetkurum4114 6 жыл бұрын

Do you guys know any comedy shows like this one ? Smart,funny and make you cry like a bitch everytime someone says " Where do you think we are" ?

@KenanVonKaiser 4 жыл бұрын

Watch Out Behind You JD!

@Messed-up-logic 3 жыл бұрын

The jd cardboard cut out, sneaking up behind in the last scene tho

@ragerodracir 6 жыл бұрын

You can not deny that John C. McGinley looks like Norman Osborn.

@poppy87 5 жыл бұрын

I want to see if he plays him in a few years.

@ChibiVamp232 13 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH!! The lettering is darling LOL XDDD

@BurningRubber454 2 жыл бұрын

Takes cards

@ryanocarroll6426 3 ай бұрын

My old man lost a man card when he let some prick call his family “baggage” and still gave him the courtesy he had no right to.

@sjs63 12 жыл бұрын

the 3rd is one of the funniest scrubs moments ever

@mu3addz594 3 жыл бұрын

the janitor being the janitor 😂 he is jd nightmare

@jeremytung1632 3 жыл бұрын

Alright fine take my man card, it expired years ago any way.

@shad0wcecil 13 жыл бұрын

thats how you earn manly points.

@TheWanderingAngel 14 жыл бұрын

1:17 - scary JD...I cannot believe I've even said that...thankfully I have whisky...all will be well...

@HorrorNeedle 10 ай бұрын

That "Ass face" made me laugh more than it should.

@SabiSan19 16 жыл бұрын

Haha, this is great :D. Thanks for upping it for me :)

@nobody-fp5is 4 жыл бұрын

12 years

@SabiSan19 4 жыл бұрын

@@nobody-fp5is That's insane.

@Patriots09ist 13 жыл бұрын

Absolutely no..lovers..quarrels!

@HairyHariyama 13 жыл бұрын

@Gavin17259 It's a shame that JD's reaction to the statue was cut off.

@jamesjames3525 4 жыл бұрын

RIP SAM LlOYD AKA TED. MISS YOU ALREADY FUNNY MAN.

@rickywilliams1586 5 жыл бұрын

This show would not have lasted 1 season in 2019.

@alphasierra. 5 жыл бұрын

I kinda agree, but could you please elaborate?

@rickywilliams1586 5 жыл бұрын

@@alphasierra. Call JD a girls name is considered an insult for the show. Now, people hate the fact that girls names are an insult. They'll feel like women in general are being attacked. The idea of the man card would be considered toxic masculinity to people. The show makes a lot of gay jokes that would never get by. Hell, JD was in black face. Even though context makes all of these jokes understandable and funny, it doesn't matter to moral busy bodies. This show would either be cancelled a season in or the writing would be so overly worked that it wouldn't even be the same show anymore.

@490o 5 жыл бұрын

The fuck are you on about? This wouldn't be considered offensive and even if it did, today's shows are way more 'offensive' than this. Please tell me which shows you were watching that tried to be politically correct. These aren't Disney movies trying to appeal to the largest possible audience.

@Elerigo 15 жыл бұрын

he says "Nay"

@Asukenick 11 жыл бұрын

J.D. is so cute.

@oneprizeonegoal 14 жыл бұрын

..the men of course..MEN

@poolfan23 13 жыл бұрын

@Unknwnwrrior i no cause wen dr.cox walks in all the JD's are the same light colour but wen janitor points the real JD out he is slightly darker skin tone then the card board cut outs

@joshdasmiter3 2 жыл бұрын

You had to be me…but JD saying “I’m gonna have a good year aren’t I?” was exactly what I said about that year too. TV feel free to tell me I’ll have another one someday…

@remsensor 9 жыл бұрын

I think the moment JD lost all of his man cards was the moment that Dr. Cox always called him a women or women names.

@RealityCheck6T9 8 жыл бұрын

Gee that is just a grrreat point there Shirley

@marcelparker6755 3 жыл бұрын

Cox did that long before the man cards...

@moaningpheromones 10 ай бұрын

hey doug

@cerooscuas 3 жыл бұрын

“Thanks for nothin...assface” hahhaa

@MikeIke922 14 жыл бұрын

@33Entertainment Yeah because the Janitor moves it towards him in the episode to scare him remember?

@jaygodin 11 жыл бұрын

I just did that!

@ZradioZ 16 жыл бұрын

dang it..

@NeutralShades 16 жыл бұрын

LoL man cards

@Tarrabyte Жыл бұрын

My god the quality of this is bad. Good thing I'm gonna upload a better version of it.

@Gavin17259 13 жыл бұрын

Does anyone else see one of the JD statues coming towards him at the end?

@madmanjoe1002 3 жыл бұрын

The janitor is moving it to scare him

@Snicketlee 16 жыл бұрын

Loool

@Moe_DeGrasse 4 жыл бұрын

kinda sad that they couldn't make a story like this nowadays, they were simpler times

@Unknwnwrrior 14 жыл бұрын

When the Janitor mentions "Meet your volleyball team", the real JD was already assimilated in the line. Check it at 3:00 , the second-from-right real JD is already in there.

@rosemaryjones5550 Жыл бұрын

I think the lettering was on perpose

@Bun_McByuun 16 жыл бұрын

pwnage :P

@y2jfan1998 5 жыл бұрын

Cat McCat I cringed at this comment then I saw it was posted 10 years ago

@MrCid0502 4 жыл бұрын

Really? You cut the bit what JD gets scared by a cardboard cutout of himself?

@turandretur 11 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@Mirandaj94 16 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Badgerthegreat 6 жыл бұрын

0:29 - "The women are men. The children are men." Yet he deducts a Man Card later for being on the pill.

@finkretana 5 жыл бұрын

3:28

@o0xKotax0o 14 жыл бұрын

You cut the vid too soon D;

@givemeanypiez 16 жыл бұрын

yay 1000th viewer :p

@rampant1apart 11 жыл бұрын

Why is the JD on the right moving at the end?!

@pleasehelp2446 3 жыл бұрын

Janitor

@lastminott 3 жыл бұрын

Technically JD should of got two man cards back.

@raffaellla05 4 жыл бұрын

Was this season 2? I am watching now that season

@MindstormXL 4 жыл бұрын

Nah its season 5

@wowajudin9434 2 жыл бұрын

Which Episode ?

@RealityCheck6T9 7 жыл бұрын

Lol JD's face at 0.34

@RealityCheck6T9 5 жыл бұрын

I think Cox should lose a man card for using air quotes

@Rubyofthedead 2 жыл бұрын

"Air quotes."

@Herv3 14 жыл бұрын

You cut the clip too early. Still a good clip, but you might as well of let the gag play out for us.

@Draukagrissah 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Dr. Cox is such a wonderful display of toxic masculinity, and he makes fun of JD but he often shows how proud he is of him for the way he is, and sometimes even seems a little jealous. And he certainly makes fun of toxic masculinity too, despite being raised in it (see: this whole episode's premise).

@JarmamStuff 3 жыл бұрын

So 'toxic masculinity' is a good thing now God, current year cannot get more retarded if it tried on purpose

@BurningRubber454 2 жыл бұрын

“Toxic masculinity”

@845835 3 жыл бұрын

Serious question. Would Cox's constant berating of JD being a woman be allowed today? Whether you want to believe it or not the running joke is JD is not a real man but instead an incompetent girl.

@gregsoon521 3 жыл бұрын

It would get cancelled from tv this day and age yes

@845835 3 жыл бұрын

@@gregsoon521 I doubt the show would get cancelled but I have no doubt there would be some public backlash and the network would say the running joke has to be stopped.

@gregsoon521 3 жыл бұрын

@@845835 yeah prob not cancelled but a lot of complaints

@moaningpheromones 10 ай бұрын

It's implied that JD can take a joke and likes Dr Cox and likes the ribbing. It's male bonding. The dynamic is Cox is like his caring drill sergeant. They can also change attending doctors so it's a choice to stay with him. Don't ask for sources, be a real fan and watch every episode.

@PhenomsServant4 14 жыл бұрын

Meet ur volleyball team! Theyre terrible.

@bieredor 16 жыл бұрын

I like beef, chicken and pork..

@artur297 9 жыл бұрын

when someone asks me if i voted for merkel: "nay, nay, a thousand times NAY!"

@Feuergraf 6 жыл бұрын

Genau so ist es :D

@VeroBarriosFan 6 жыл бұрын

stfu don't bring politics into scrubs, LET US LIVE

@zekopad 15 жыл бұрын

lol me and my friends did this thing once where if you were outa man cards you get women cards and then you get nueter cards and after you lose those you become an inanimate object

@fatherofthenoo 5 жыл бұрын

All the gender fluid, gender neutral ninnies would lose their shit at a show like Scrubs. What happened to the world?

@chikitabowow 8 жыл бұрын

In 2016 this is very triggering and very offending... x)

@Riftey97 7 жыл бұрын

The fuck?

@GregaMeglic 7 жыл бұрын

Hes talking about the fact that these days just mentioning gender makes you a sexist.

@DalePWhyte 5 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in 2018*

@Oly1y 5 жыл бұрын

In 2019 these jokes are as dead as an anti-vax kid

@choubeyjiii 3 жыл бұрын

hello from 2021

@Macconator2010 10 жыл бұрын

any religious talk should be caught in the spam filter and censored

@Macconator2010 10 жыл бұрын

I was joking mate, relax. Was saying it to express my annoyance towards people that do this. I am all okay with people having a religion, what I am not okay with is them shoving it in my face. Again joking.

@FFF813 4 жыл бұрын

Man Cards did not age well at all...

@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 6 жыл бұрын

It's interesting how Cox equates being an attending to being a man. As if women can't be attendings.

@vincentrather1010 6 жыл бұрын

proudblackjynx stop me If I’m wrong but didn’t he specifically say that the women were men too. Yeah it might sound a little mansplainey, forgive me for that, but being a man is 95% attitude %5 penis.

@samuelelliott6498 5 жыл бұрын

@@vincentrather1010 speak for yourself about those percentages

@vincentrather1010 5 жыл бұрын

Samuel Elliott That statement gives me the feeling you’ve never manned up for anything in your life. I stand by that what I said, being a man is 100% attitude 0% penis. The first statement was like a year ago, I’ve become 5 percent more of a man since then and can admit that the dick don’t matter.

@MessageWarning 11 жыл бұрын

JESUS CHRIST IS LORD JESUS CHRIST is the Light of the world. Whoever follows Him will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life. Open your heart to Jesus Christ !

@alipaloba398 6 жыл бұрын

Haul Cthulu

@PhoenixAngel429 6 жыл бұрын

Hand over your man card

@habedibubu 6 жыл бұрын

hail to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

@tigergrowl1964 6 жыл бұрын

Amen!