Boat Ramp Fail Compilation ! Every Boaters Nightmare List ! (Chit Show)

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Жыл бұрын

Denied ! Some boaters fear the boat ramp especially at Black Point Marina where Host Alfred Montaner films the Chit Show.
Today we have some of Alfred's favorite moments so relax and grab a cold one.
These boat ramp fails will make you cringe.We also have Fred the Croc all over this video !
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@cumminsridinhigh Жыл бұрын

that dude yelling at his wife was only thinking about you

@Whyohwhynotme Жыл бұрын

Yep and if you have to ask what channel you shouldn't be allowed at that boat launch 😂

@kevinvanlohuizen2709 Жыл бұрын

That was hard to watch

@scottmichael3745 Жыл бұрын

About a year ago I was at the ramp waiting my turn and there's this lady (wife) trying to back the trailer down while her husband is yelling at her from the boat! 😮 I HAD to intervene! I ran up to the trucks window and insisted she let me help her. She was in hysterics. She said please! I said, put it in park. She did. I said get out, she did. Then I straightened the trailer and backed it down into the water. As I got out I started screaming at him, how dare you talk to her like that!! He hung his head in shame. He knew I was right. Then I walked away and launched my boat. IDIOTS!!

@markcollins5026 Жыл бұрын

Man, I think he said he wanted some cheese and rice !

@ssmedward Жыл бұрын

@@scottmichael3745And then everyone clapped.

@Youwishlolll Жыл бұрын

“This is exactly what the guy films for”😂😂 keep its up man good vids

@bamadad53 Жыл бұрын

“Fred” ain’t no dummy. He be hanging around that boat ramp just waiting for one of those drunk boaters to fall off their boat. 😂😂😂

@MarkH10 Ай бұрын

And nobody notices but Fred.

@csrboltfan2643 Жыл бұрын

The fact that Fred was swimming in the vicinity of that little boy in the water at the ramp is terrifying.

@aerodicus Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe Fred’s still in one piece with all the chaos going on.

@MurrDog723NoNeYa-je4bp 8 ай бұрын

Fred wants out. Been looking for the channel entrance for years now, poor wanker.

@bluemule3891 Жыл бұрын

Like Jake said, the dude actually said, "that's what the guy is filming for" not, "honey i'm sorry I gave you no training in this" or "oh man that damage is going to cost me", but he is thinking he is going to be on the Chit Show, what a FOOL 🤣🤣🤣 Blue Mule Hialeah to NC

@provousa2253 Жыл бұрын

Some people are just not able to learn things. Example this Guy mad at his Wife likely explained to her many times how to do it she simply cannot' do it... "Chit happens". My Wife crashes our Lexus inside our garage for the past 6 years she simply cannot do it so now vehicle sleeps out side.😵‍💫 Some people are just not so smart to adapt and learn seems like more people are getting this way in USA.

@marklindberg2230 Жыл бұрын

Great vid dude. The guy yelling at his wife who didn't know how to operate and the guy in the aqua shirt falling out of the boat- epic!

@vicariousjohnson9823 Жыл бұрын

The cat just dragging his motor through the parking lot was epic. Just keep on trucking man.

@jseadog1394 Жыл бұрын

It's amazing how money makes you feel smart when, in reality, it illustrates stupid areas outside of the arena in which you created the money.

@supervillain3213 Жыл бұрын

They were talking about Chit Show on the radio this morning in Orlando.

@alfonsotobenas417 Жыл бұрын

I love Compilations , great Job Alfred

@larrysheehan3052 7 ай бұрын

The boat named “For Pete’s Sake” is totally appropriate! LOL

@chubbrock659 Жыл бұрын

"this is what the guy films for" 🤣

@JoseMartinez-qn7vt Жыл бұрын

Nice to see you out there totally awesome “”

@rembassmaster Жыл бұрын

I had no clue until i stared watching your videos that so many people who have boats have NO CLUE how to operate them.

@robertwolfe8680 Жыл бұрын

Waiting for Fred to get lunch with those two paddling by hand.

@martyvanduzer9263 Жыл бұрын

Fred is my HERO !

@OMGWTFLOLSMH 11 ай бұрын

A hungry croc floating in the water waiting for his next meal is your hero? OK.

@TheBoz1911 Жыл бұрын

Fred - the STAR

@emomuzz5883 6 ай бұрын

Watching your vids makes me feel smarter!

@herberthill9425 Жыл бұрын

Wow, I remember most of these clips!!! Chit Show loves to share “Fred moments.” Wishes for continued success, Alfred Montaner!!! 🤜🤛👍

@atnfn Жыл бұрын

Has fred eaten anyone?

@Dr.Z73 Жыл бұрын

The guy at 10:12. Thats who I want to go boating with. Be a hell of a day at sea.

@amrak5028 Жыл бұрын

I was thinking that about 9:12 Guy!

@mikeo.750 Жыл бұрын

We saw many of these the first time and enjoyed watching the highlights as much. Great video. Mike in SC

@maxmclanahan6821 Жыл бұрын

Alfed great show today. Good to see Fred it has been awhile . Thankyou for the Chit Show Alfrede Iam a retired blue-collar worker and have plenty of time to do what I want. So I have watch the Chit Show for hours on hours . Love Fisherman Joe and love his care for marine life (Everyone Eats ). Keep them coming Alfred. Take care my new friend.

@AlfredMontaner Жыл бұрын

Thanks Max for all the support !

@chevy358ci Жыл бұрын

Fred gotta be a solid 12 footer! Thanks for the video!

@randyporter3491 10 ай бұрын

How can you not love Fred ?? Fred is just cool as hell. Great video as always Alfred !

@MAGApepe 8 ай бұрын

till he eats someone

@unlimitedj06 Жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣 divorce court evidence. Hahahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣

@flybyairplane3528 Жыл бұрын

ALFD,HELLO,WHAT WAS THAT FIRE,IN A BOAT ? FRED SEEMS HUGHE !Stay well🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@CosgroveNotts Жыл бұрын

None of them paid first payment on boat yet 😂

@Rock-Bottem1982 Жыл бұрын

The ONLY mistakes that 99% of these captains did, was becoming a captain. That's it

@dawnroswall2327 Жыл бұрын

As someone who boats in a state with no crocodiles, how do you folks willingly get in that water

@tonychavez2083 Жыл бұрын

These were good picks Alfred! Pure entertainment while I’m sitting in the airport…

@billschafer9668 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious and sad all at the same time. The crunching makes my stomach turn.

@kathyyeager6055 Жыл бұрын

Alfred the best of these are the ones with your comment and reactions! Without you saying 'look at em look at em look em look at em' it's just not the same ❤❤❤

@jonathaniszorro Жыл бұрын

I need 10 hours of those two dudes trying to paddle with their hands!!! LMFAO

@factanonverba6169 Жыл бұрын

AND, with a croc cruising around.

@OMGWTFLOLSMH 11 ай бұрын

In croc infested waters.

@KathyWilcox-vx2vj Жыл бұрын

There really should be an IQ test given before. Anyone can register or get behind the wheel of a boat..I myself am a boat owner and can't believe the things I see and makes me sick thank you. For standing out there with the bugs and giving us be insight of these idiots

@bryanyoder4161 Жыл бұрын

love fred!!!!!

@spaghetti9845 Жыл бұрын

I like fred. Seems like a laid back gator id have a beer with...

@leondraw1766 Ай бұрын

I bet everyone just loves you recording them and causing them even more embarrassment. You're such a hero.

@teresacastro8899 Жыл бұрын

!CHEECHOO!!!🤣🤣🤣FRED!!!!❤🐊🐊🐊

@michaelowens3959 Жыл бұрын

What the name of your channel buddy? CheeChoo 👍🏻😂🤣😂

@teresacastro8899 Жыл бұрын

Its chit show! But that's what the guy who was screaming at his wife said.

@takagienterprises Жыл бұрын

Wow! Proof that a lot of people have no business owning or operating a boat.

@teresacastro8899 Жыл бұрын

Love this video, Mr.Alfred!!

@AlfredMontaner Жыл бұрын

So do I Teresa it was a flasback of fun

@GmanfromTexas Жыл бұрын

I’m laughing so hard I can’t chit. I’m sorry I missed you last week. I was in Miami. Oye you should go to the meet and greet at the big chill on the 29th and film all those KZfaq guys. And give a shout out to the Gman from texas cause I’m gonna miss the event. I’m back home.

@ronniek4279 Жыл бұрын

You should fly a flag there that says CHIT SHOW on it.

@armysenior1780 Жыл бұрын

Now THAT is a good idea. Put it on a whip and plant it above you. Somebody in FL make that happen.

@TheOutdoorDaileys Жыл бұрын

That guy yelling at his wife hurt me a little. As one half of a husband/wife team, that's the situation and reaction that I'm scared of. God grant me patience....

@ricbarker4829 Жыл бұрын

I remember 42 years ago when my then girlfriend walked into the house and said she had hit the carport pole with the car. She had a terrified look on on her face. I went outside and had a look, shrugged my shoulders and said it's no big deal. She said "how come you aren't mad", I said something along the lines of "it's just a car babe".

@chrishoyt0917 Жыл бұрын

I screamed at my wife one time when I told her to hold the rope while I parked the trailer. She dropped it and when I came back the boat was 20 feet away. Held up the whole ramp!

@OMGWTFLOLSMH 11 ай бұрын

@@chrishoyt0917 - She had one job.

@matmartin3644 Жыл бұрын

You made that guys ego go nuts 😂

@patrickpat8878 Жыл бұрын

It’s fun to see how those boats has no control at low speed compared to a sailboat

@OMGWTFLOLSMH 11 ай бұрын

If I were buying a powerboat, I'd want bow and stern thrusters.

@janenewilliams8028 Жыл бұрын

Some people should not be allowed on the water with a boat.

@HiggsBJ Жыл бұрын

Good stuff thus far! Ready for the summer when the block is hot! Always thankful when you post. We finally broke 60F this week! Cheers from 48N

@davidhumphries9182 Жыл бұрын

big hits and big fred

@janenewilliams8028 Жыл бұрын

The time 11 minutes 17 seconds when that kid was reaching down in the water from that dock Fred was looking at that kid like please jump in kid please I'm hungry

@OMGWTFLOLSMH 11 ай бұрын

Pretty good one, boat fires, yelling, crunched fibreglass. Everything. Those docks are brutal. They should put rounded corners on them.

@raymondmanderville505 Жыл бұрын

There’s money to be made by opening a boat ramp school

@connorkrukowski6600 Жыл бұрын

First time viewer and this caused me so much pain and anguish.. lmao these people are clueless

@nathanmitten5355 11 ай бұрын

Lol, "this is what the guy films for" Yes... Yes it is

@glennmacrae8107 Жыл бұрын

U Alfred have the patients of a saint !

@patrickdiehl6813 Жыл бұрын

WOW, That's a boatload of Chit!!🤣🤣🤣 You Should do a compostilation of the best of the Chit Show year and put it up on New Years Day So we can all feel better about our hangovers😂😂😂 Great Job Alfred, This was a treat!

@MyBlip Жыл бұрын

I had a pretty simple 18' center console boat that me and a friend of mine went out on all the time. Launching at Dana Point Harbor. We never ever had problems like this. It is almost as if these people are brain dead. How does this happen?

@OMGWTFLOLSMH 11 ай бұрын

They spend 10s of thousands on the boat, zero on training/lessons. Power Squadron certification should be mandatory to getting a boating licence.

@design1of470 10 ай бұрын

8:52 dang i can't believe mans didn't fall in

@Irsauditor4320 Жыл бұрын

Fred’s photo shoot!!

@terrymakstaller3094 Жыл бұрын

Best ramp content right here.

@jamesa6272 Жыл бұрын

Man that little 18 Hp with the guy in the water would be great for my row boat!

@amrak5028 Жыл бұрын

I'm late to the party. Excellent Compilation KOH. 230K views in a Day! outstanding. Fine mix of videos. Happy to say nice seeing them grouped together with GREAT "Editing" from The Chit Shed Head. Thanks AM

@Captain_Brian Жыл бұрын

That kid would have been a snack

@thedevilinthecircuit1414 Жыл бұрын

I couldn't care less if the NFL and MLB disappeared tomorrow. But THIS is the sort of highlight reel I can truly enjoy!

@boatrs6102 Жыл бұрын

Best video yet ….

@kelliwright7729 Жыл бұрын

Just because you have the money to buy an expensive boat, that doesn't mean you know how to operate it on the waterways or in this case at the boat launches.Water safety is first an upmost important before you invite family & friends to join you.

@justgearheadstuff2718 Жыл бұрын

Whenever i make a tiny mistake or don't get our 20' pontoon on the rails the first try because of high winds. I just watch this, makes me feel so much better.

@Heartmedicemtp Жыл бұрын

Loved this show 😂

@bbwr4me Жыл бұрын

The person dragging their skeg the whole way out hurt to watch. Especially on a fairly new Yamaha. 😢

@bbrut3332 Жыл бұрын

Missed your hilarious vids since moving to Tx 2 years ago. Looks like the boat captains are still learning how to dock and undock....lol

@hershall_3162 11 ай бұрын

If that guy yells at his wife in front of people over a accident I can’t imagine what he does at home lol mental

@hershall_3162 5 ай бұрын

Listen, he knew before they left the house she didn’t know how to load the boat. If he was that concerned he should have brung his boys or something. Ppl take shit way too serious. I used to have my girlfriend help and she wasn’t a pro but it was help. As long as we didn’t fck anybody else’s sht up and nobody got hurt. Who gives a fck. Dude is mental fr and I feel bad she gotta live with him. She got cussed out the whole way home and will be scared to help him every time they go now

@ronkey4796 Жыл бұрын

In the boat ramp and in the gym you can see the most stupid things!!!!!!!!

@danieltodd9038 Жыл бұрын

There's a lot of current at those landings. I imagine it is pretty tough coming in smooth.

@keithscudder7136 Жыл бұрын

There's plenty of ebb tides too, they are six hours apart. They last for 30 minutes each. Have a nice Day.

@pandoraaphrodite3375 Жыл бұрын

8:41 that's a community of support lol 😮😅😂

@ronbaban8253 Жыл бұрын

Already iam from new jersey great show

@toxicpil4u Жыл бұрын

That’s why he’s here filming!!!!! 😂😂😂

@HEADSPINSTV 6 ай бұрын

There are some serious bad captains. Holy!!! And where at the bumpers!!!

@jarrodforet3557 Жыл бұрын

Hey man those people should check out crocodiles because they can jump out the water the length of their bodies and that short warf won't save them if he decides to go after them

@DogmanOutdoorsEntertainment 9 ай бұрын

Awesome, just awesome

@one007guy Жыл бұрын

The white dude who flipped you off...hope he doesn't fall in and say hello to Fred! lol

@derekmorris1739 11 ай бұрын

I love Fred.

@timmiller5170 Жыл бұрын

I see all the want a bees are out today, great show love Fred, from Nevada.

@DubbsDonny Жыл бұрын

Fred is huge!

@donb347 8 ай бұрын

Surprised they don't bring a couple of oars. You can save a lot of situations with them.

@stanleyone5222 Жыл бұрын

Best show ever. Nice looking 100lb lady saves the day! I don't get why people try to turn around in the slip, that's never an option. Back in my boating days I had to load up with a fast current on the Potomac River, the only ploy was move fast and don't make a mistake! Fred, he's funny lol 😂

@krystajustice1608 6 ай бұрын

I remember watching the Grady -White video so sad for the owner

@eduardobueno775 4 ай бұрын

Saudações do Brasil. Seus vídeos ensinam o que não fazer com os barcos. Dando muitas risadas. Parabens pelo conteudo.

@Ms.Rummy57 Жыл бұрын

Fred is a beast! 😮

@krystajustice1608 6 ай бұрын

Hi Alfred ooooh kid and croc in same shot and same water jinkies zoinks

@MrBobbyBX Жыл бұрын

A day later and I still can’t stop laughing! This would be even better with Chit Show drone footage!😂😂😂

@armysenior1780 Жыл бұрын

Drone laws do not allow flying in this area. The laws have become stiffer.

@MrBobbyBX Жыл бұрын

@@armysenior1780 That sucks, the overhead HD footage with instant-replay would amplify the entertainment value. Either way the Chit Show will go on🤣🤣🤣

@armysenior1780 Жыл бұрын

@@MrBobbyBX I agree. My roommate and I have several drones. You have to get a license with the FAA now and the rules are endless. No flying over people, no flying over houses, no flying over gatherings of people, no flying over crime scenes. And on and on and on. 😠

@MrBobbyBX Жыл бұрын

I find myself tempted to point out the jack@ssery of the drone rules and regs, but I digress I'll just have to imagine the panic look on the face of the guy who smashed his boat into the corner of the dock and if he saw Alfred filming!

@Roger-gm9tl Жыл бұрын

You got to be Cubano w/all that voice drama, remember all that from NYC in 70s-80s, plus best cubano sandwiches !

@Bigboi12371 Жыл бұрын

I’ve had my fair shares of mess ups at the ramp but how just how do people mess up this bad😂😂😂

@armysenior1780 Жыл бұрын

I have seen a lot of Chit Shows in my time but this is the first one that had me screaming at the screen. "Watch out" "Oh God! Don't hit that boat!" "Get that kid away from the water!" I'm worn out. I think I need a nap. And Albert with the commentary - yay! To the little p@ssy that flipped off the camera - Mad bro??? What you scared of?? 😂😂😂😂