The Very Best Boat Ramp Fails of Summer ! (Chit Show)

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8 ай бұрын

Boat Ramp Fails Compilation at Black Point Marina with Host Alfred Montaner
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@lb7wade518 8 ай бұрын

Black point marina must have a lot of fiberglass repair shops around

@EverythingN.Nothing 7 ай бұрын

"What kind of crazy ish you seen today?" As he drags a guy behind his boat 😂

@jaybee5774 6 ай бұрын

Trying to distract us from them cheeks😂

@keithscudder7136 6 ай бұрын

What boat ? There was a boat in that frame ? 😏😏😏😏

@jorgearcanjo3174 8 ай бұрын

No more tequilla for the yellow boat guys......

@wookychewbacca5184 8 ай бұрын

That dude in the yellow Wellcraft needs to go back through boat driving school for being so hot on the throttle. And big man swan diving with Fred nearby, LOL

@lawman5511 8 ай бұрын

When that guy hit the water Fred probably thought he was coming for HIM and hightailed it out for calmer waters. That crock is too chill to fight.

@OpenCarryUSMC 8 ай бұрын

Is there a boat operators course requirement there? The way so many of these people FAIL in ways that show they have no concept of docking seems to indicate there is no training or skills demonstration required or that what they have in place is totally incapable of managing the issue.

@wookychewbacca5184 8 ай бұрын

LMAO, yeah even too big of a meal for even Fred@@lawman5511

@wookychewbacca5184 8 ай бұрын

I don't know about any required course but it's highly suggested and especially if you'd be boating in and around commercial traffic such as ships, coastal waterways, and rivers with commercial traffic. I was just saying about that guy because he was heavy on the throttle right there at the dock @@OpenCarryUSMC

@johnvgig 8 ай бұрын

A slap across the back of the head is probably more appropriate.

@BlackJeepsMatter 8 ай бұрын

This is WAAAAY better than watching WalMart people…🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

@thomasallen6980 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, I like the gallery of people who come to watch the show in person over on the far right. They are awful quiet.

@keithscudder7136 6 ай бұрын

They need score cards ! 😃😃

@lawman5511 8 ай бұрын

You’d think a state surrounded by water on three sides would have more competent boaters. Especially when you enter “ boating class” on yiur phone, it blows up with choices. Not using the term Captain. The yellow Wellcraft was the best of the best! No wind, no current, whiskey throttle and using wifey for a fender/ deckhand. Doesn’t get any better.

@leonard7736 8 ай бұрын

@ 5:30 to 5:36 there is a Manatee on the starboard side, and this guy does the whiskey throttle, hope the Manatte was safe.

@thedevilinthecircuit1414 8 ай бұрын

The googans in the yellow Well Raft spent all day on the water with their engine trimmed way up. Nice!

@lildeli3rddimention 8 ай бұрын

And not a clue either !!

@JonBecker81 4 ай бұрын

Gotta have that rooster tail for the power bro

@officialWWM 2 ай бұрын

Wondering why he can’t steer the thing 😂

@nightrider5420 8 ай бұрын

I have never seen so much incompetence in one video 😂🤣🤪

@CastorTroy-bq5tk 13 күн бұрын

I have! Watch part 2!😂😂😂😂😂

@thedevilinthecircuit1414 8 ай бұрын

Gotta love Captain Abel. He's a BEAST!

@ladislaoortiz8420 8 ай бұрын

The guy at 12 : 41 is saying Mom tell me this is not my Father.

@andrewmarshall360 8 ай бұрын

Hopefully no innocent crocs were injured

@lloydc872 8 ай бұрын

I am so suprised as to how many people do not use bumpers - just whack their boat up against the dock..

@mikejones-go8vz 27 күн бұрын

One boat had a bumper in a black bikini 😃

@robertfrederick9061 8 ай бұрын

The doonigan driving the yellow jet boat has got to be doing those antics as a joke

@sergiomtb55 8 ай бұрын

I've seen the segment where you say someone is in the water, but I swear I haven't seen any man in the water. Just that lady bent over that reminds of the Charmin commercial.

@donaldkarcheriii7249 8 ай бұрын

The last clip...you got Chit Show 1(in the water) and the One and Only Chit Show(in the boat).

@TheFoodBoat 8 ай бұрын

11:06 😯if that aint a Whiskey Throttle...

@paulbigstanstanleyjr.1930 8 ай бұрын

Some of these made me laugh enough to bring tears!!!! Love the Chit Show!!!!

@anthonyditore3390 8 ай бұрын

You need to put together a bloop bloop show

@KM.130 8 ай бұрын

The yellow Wellcraft was almost painful to watch! Good Lord, that man needs help!

@freebooter247 8 ай бұрын

Holy crap 99.9% of the operators of the boats would FAIL A SAFE BOATERS TEST. And all were probably intoxicated

@thomasallen6980 6 ай бұрын

They have fun and that is what it is all about. Nobody gets hurt and if they have the cash, they can afford to crash.

@margotconway8605 8 ай бұрын

Looks live Black Point Marina not sure? Anyway I used to set up a beach chair at Black Point and sit there all day watching all the craziness. So many people don't know what the heck they're doing. Seen trucks, cars, boat trailers and people all end up in the water. Utter madness but funny too. As long as no serious injuries

@lb7wade518 8 ай бұрын

The yellow boat needs to park the boat!! How about the new Seahunter boat factory!! I won’t let you live it down tell we see it!!! Love your show man!!

@richardnoggen4808 8 ай бұрын

1:31... the best part of the vid

@HiggsBJ 8 ай бұрын

Alfred - how about a “greatest hits” of all time since 2020. You got a lot of gems your newer subscribers haven’t seen.

@thomasallen6980 6 ай бұрын

You edit it, he will publish it. How about that?

@timflynn2136 7 ай бұрын

Thank you Alfred

@warwickwhite4684 8 ай бұрын

Everyone on a boat should know how to help the person steering the boat to get it docked. So many useless people on board. So many look confused!

@lazaroaperezmendozam.d.9820 8 ай бұрын

As a Cuban I can say is hilarious to see ppl comiendo mierda at the boat ramp 😅

@GmanfromTexas 8 ай бұрын

This was totally hilarious 😅

@antwonbailey2286 8 ай бұрын

Would love to see you try backing a bout down 😂 💀 you’d be in the video buddie

@JamesRamsay-mk8xl 8 ай бұрын

Backing a boat down is easy if you know what you are doing. A quick explanation from an experienced captain, a sound mind and a little practice is all it takes. Alfred knows how to launch a boat, you can count on it.

@barrybrehm3555 8 ай бұрын

Hi Alfred I would like to see the winner of the boat and the sunk Verrado series. I don’t seem to remember seeing that coming on KZfaq thank you.

@blindbaby34 8 ай бұрын

love it thanks

@lb7wade518 8 ай бұрын

One of the best ones ever!!

@lb7wade518 8 ай бұрын

Not sure if the boats or the drivers need a lot of work!!

@ILoveCunnilingus 8 ай бұрын

14:52 Man has a point. You are not the chit show. You are Alfred Montaner.

@davidhumphries9182 8 ай бұрын

Great video we all forget about the old videos but bringing them back its a laugh keep it up ALFRED lets not forget Fred 2024 got my vote 🤣

@seagrave7336 8 ай бұрын

Very good Alfred. Suggestions: Best of Fred the Croc, and Best of whiskey throttle!

@RKar2009 6 ай бұрын

"Spinnarroo" lol, then "like a bumper car" lolx2. Been awhile, I am back Alfred, you fix bad days!

@mikeamsty 8 ай бұрын

Watching this made my day! Keep up the killer content :)

@craigryan6719 8 ай бұрын

Love watching your vids. I am in Oz and other than the amazingly huge boats it is clear it doesn't matter how big the boat or money people have most still can't drive them.

@JUNEBUGLLC 8 ай бұрын

Tf is OZ

@craigryan6719 8 ай бұрын

@@JUNEBUGLLC Australia

@uwesteinki5037 8 ай бұрын

Cheers from Australia. No boat license needed in America?

@JUNEBUGLLC 8 ай бұрын

@@uwesteinki5037 you need it but it's more like a safety course

@Patco11 5 ай бұрын

How’s Dorothy been these days ?

@user-xn4bj5pb5j 2 ай бұрын

Lmao! Watching this never gets old! great stuff!

@thyris795 2 ай бұрын

“Engine off” would solve a loot of peoples problems in your vids 😂😂😂

@beaugauthier4978 8 ай бұрын

How do people lose their trucks in the water..absolutely mind blowing

@thomasallen6980 6 ай бұрын

Lets not judge. I am sure the owners of those vehicles are scratching their heads too. If sh** did not happen we would not be watching.

@bamariverrat4095 8 ай бұрын

How did you miss the truck in the water?

@ronj2110 8 ай бұрын

I like all your videos very funny I'm about 30 miles north of you

@michaellingo640 Ай бұрын

Man , these guys make me look sooooo good.

@MM-fh6kp 8 ай бұрын

Hard to believe someone can make a living off watching ours making the fool!

@lb7wade518 8 ай бұрын

This chit is funny today!!

@gregpayette365 8 ай бұрын

Alfred, going to the Keys in January for some off shore fishing. Why don't you join me there for a great time.

@reynaldogutierrez9323 8 ай бұрын

Bro the best edit ! I like the 🍑 shots. Thanks Alfred !

@ReneChewbaka 8 ай бұрын

A lot of well fed Latinos down there in Florida. 😂

@jerryweisenstein1982 8 ай бұрын

Have another beer 🍺

@me-William 8 ай бұрын

Can you do more videos with Abel and Joe. They are the hardest working fishermen in Miami.

@donkinzett3961 8 ай бұрын

Just remember these people also drive on the road

@TheCruzcruz 8 ай бұрын

People always back their trailer too deep into the water !!

@steveenglish6639 8 ай бұрын

How do these folks afford these boats. Then not learn to operate them

@user-peach408 Ай бұрын

Same with campers, vehicles and other vehicles. People think they know it all!

@TopWaterLord 9 күн бұрын

Simple banks give loans to idiots knowing they will make a fortune off of them in the long run.

@oystertoad2909 8 ай бұрын

You never put seacraft on your vid’s pescatarian is on point

@alexanderriggs4837 4 ай бұрын

Dang that police boat huge and 5 motors is insane

@1951RKP 8 ай бұрын

I wonder if any of these people have ever driven a boat before. I remember when I was new I went and watch and only paid attention to the ones that drove them the way you’re suppose to.

@keithscudder7136 8 ай бұрын

Alfred, will Fred be at that debate without Trump ?

@straybullitt 8 ай бұрын

🐊

@andrewmarshall360 8 ай бұрын

That one boat was like whatchale rapido o cuidado

@TheFoodBoat 8 ай бұрын

Was that Wilma at 5:32?

@easypickins2 8 ай бұрын

It's amazing how many people that don't belong and are not deserving to own a boat. Common sense is not that common anymore, lmao.

@realDesertRat 8 ай бұрын

Man that was frustrating watching the last boat with the boy just sitting there doing absolutely nothing to help. The dude does need more practice or something though.

@chiphill4856 8 ай бұрын

What would you have him do? Leap 10ft to the dock? The father was totally at fault and you can't expect the kid to know anymore.

@hicks1748 7 ай бұрын

You're seriously trying to tell us that "boys" need to help grown men with how to dock their boat?

@oystertoad2909 8 ай бұрын

Mud crab let’s go

@renedelapaans647 8 ай бұрын

Nice yacht

@ghalston5641 8 ай бұрын

I am not a powerboater, but have brought plenty of sailboats into docks and slips. Can someone tell me if these powerboats have sticky throttles? What is the issue that some many of these guys are experiencing? It seems a little pre-approach preparation of lines, and a light touch on the throttle ought to avoid most of these ridiculous maneuvers (understanding that tidal currents and wind have impacts..). ???

@emptyboll 8 ай бұрын

Nice Vid.

@timswope8423 8 күн бұрын

The gal holding on to the deck is now called PLANK.

@nathandodge665 6 ай бұрын

Holy crap!!!!

@valkyrieweaver9004 8 ай бұрын

Although it is challenging to dock with such as strong side current

@samboww8354 8 ай бұрын

Everybody like the video!😂

@robertbennett6697 8 ай бұрын

4:05 She has to be in pretty damn good condition.

@randaltotten9358 8 ай бұрын

Has to be the most dangerous ramp in Florida going against what I've always believed I now see that a boating driving test should be required to get a license to drive a boat because they are putting everybody's life and property at risk

@8RBrain 8 ай бұрын

it's mostly people who move down here from New York and buy boats.

@thomasallen6980 6 ай бұрын

Get a grip Lucinda. The real Floridians with real cash park their boat along the canal in their back yard. These are the people who are not 'full time' on the water. Rich people dont have to unload their boats, they just get on and sail away. Just know what you are looking at. It is a very stressful time in a boat owners day. Some of these guys are professional fishermen but most are occasional boaters. Just relax and enjoy the show.

@NeverEnoughPyro40 17 күн бұрын

@8RBrain You are out of your mind if you think that these are New Yorkers, Try turning your volume up and listening and you will get an idea of where these people came from!

@finpainter1 8 ай бұрын

WOW.

@jafo808 8 ай бұрын

They should have a driving test to get a license to drive a boat witch includes towing the boat.

@user-gv7xc1ui6y 7 ай бұрын

I wouldn't feel safe on land around this guy

@user-ej9jq2zf1y 5 ай бұрын

You would think with the extreme changes in tide they could build or cover the docks with some sort of plastic or rope material to better protect boats???

@henrycole8705 8 ай бұрын

Where did all the good looking ladies go? 70s and 80s they were like half the population

@marlamarla5558 8 ай бұрын

14:14 PRICELESS!! 🤍 👨‍🍳💋

@andecap1325 8 ай бұрын

@0:53 pulls it out,throws it in...

@mannyhappy 8 ай бұрын

was that manatee at 5:40?

@octaviorafael1 2 ай бұрын

How is it posible to buy a boat from the dealership and dont get a driving instruction class

@warwickwhite4684 8 ай бұрын

The guy on the yellow Wellcraft should not be operating a boat.

@oystertoad2909 8 ай бұрын

Let’s go pedro

@dannimcleod1364 4 ай бұрын

Will never understand why they go full throttle into the docks. They’ll be at the dock already and go full bore to get an inch closer 😂

@ino4089 8 ай бұрын

It truly was a chit show lol

@Kilroy_Was_Here_1897 8 ай бұрын

Can we get a video of nothing but bloop bloop bloops?

@robertfrederick9061 8 ай бұрын

the MUTTONHEAD ATTEMPTING TO PILOT THAT YELLOW/WHITE wELLcRAFT IS FREAKIN dANGEROUS

@tomwells7020 8 ай бұрын

What happened to grandpa series videos

@officialWWM 2 ай бұрын

2:25 that engine isn’t pumping any water, it’s overheating!

@renedelapaans647 8 ай бұрын

BREAKING NEWS ! Upvotes are free today ! Hit the 👍

@judokatim Ай бұрын

At 5:32 it looks like the proline hit a manatee.

@robertherman1146 4 ай бұрын

These people should not be let out of the house

@oystertoad2909 8 ай бұрын

Hook him up Nieghbor

@user-wd2zp8cz9q 7 ай бұрын

I guess I just don’t boat with people who can’t do it. Never saw anything like this in all my years of boating

@LostCanuck192 3 ай бұрын

Homeland got that anti-terrorism budget. God damn!

@fencerider1492 8 ай бұрын

What dude in the water

@Ninja2FiftyR 28 күн бұрын

You should link to the full videos you have of each of these clips. More views. Otherwise, awesome content bro.

@chrisburke3255 2 ай бұрын

what about bow rope, nose in to dock, wrap line around dock pole, then cap. reverse lightly to pull boat to dock.... so simple no one does it.