One thing i like about teddy is hes always polite. I mean he just yelled at Bob, disrupting the mood of the restaurant and immediatley apologizes to the only customer there for his actions. How can you not like him

I love how Teddy still insists on paying even as he’s yelling at Bob.

I love how quickly they match each other's energy. It's like their outrage is just simmering below the surface at all times. 🤣

“What am I supposed to do, replace my phone every 10 years!??” fucking killed me

When Teddy started to scat...too funny.

There’s something about animated characters having real raw arguments that just absolutely sends me every damn time

"3 years ago you forgot a tomato on by burger and I said NOTHING" lmfao

"Here's your bill. It's four dollars and sixteen cents, PERVERT." "Okay, four dollars and sixteen ce- P-PER-PERVERT?!?!??! WHO YOU CALLIN 'PERVERT'?!" "IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BILL!" 0:34 This show has the most naturally funny dialogue I have ever seen, right next to Home Movies. The absolute upscale in the banter felt so realistic, it had me on my knees laughing lmaooooooo

The shrill “YES” when they were arguing about the tickets takes me out everytime like the pure rage in his voice 😭

It’s funny how they go from calm to yelling and back to calm like nothing ever happened 😂😂

3:42 Bob laughing followed by him screaming so loud it echoes off of the recording booth is peak

3:45 you can hear the echo from the recording room (which is supposed to be insulated) from how loud he's yelling lmao

“Cars don’t have batteries, idiot. THEY RUN ON GAS!” I. DIED.

Teddy is one of the best adult characters, and I'm being 100% serious. He's cool, knows how to fix things, is nice with kids, will pay for his meal every single time, encourages Linda and treats her like a sister, tries his absolute hardest to not insult Bob and most importantly, laughs at their terrible, godawful jokes. Only bad thing about him is that he can get extremely weird and unstable sometimes. Makes you feel like he doesn't understand the concept of boundaries and just a simple...no lol. Which is interesting, because he's also awful at saying no to people.

I love how Bob initiates the yelling most of the time

The way Mort just sits there watching with a smile as they argue in the first one

90% of these must be improvised.

3:40 you can hear Bob's VA trying to keep in his laugh

I wish there was more of this angry dialogue with teddy and Bob. I ended up watching more of the later episodes and it seems teddy becomes more obsessed with pleasing Bob while Bob seems more awkward about confronting him. It's so surprising to see these earlier episodes and watch them get mad at each other lol

teddy's responses are hilarious cause he's never ever intentionally rude/disrespectful

0:42 Teddy gives him a $10 and change. That's a good tip for a $4.16 bill

2:05 is my favourite, the pure unbridled rage in Bob's voice is hilarious

I love how Benjamin can't contain his laughter when he's telling Teddy to keep his hands up lol

Teddy realising that Bob was in a rut and making as big a deal out of it as possible is top tier friendship

3:45 God H. John Benjamin yelled so loud you can hear the echo of the recording booth

idk why teddy crying bc hes scared of pattycake made me laugh so much omg

1:38 Bob's drawn out, angry "Come on!" kills me every time

4:36 "I'm sorry sir I know you're enjoying your lunch" made me laugh way to hard for no reason

Some people are like this, they can just go from 0-100 in an argument with friends, but they both know they don't mean it. It's a sign of true friendship. Teddy is Bob's best friend, even if he doesn't want to admit it

Lmao they're so toxic sometimes yet so wholesome other times 😂

3:45 i love how emotionless bobs face is here, it makes this so funny

2:08 That voice crack kills me everytime

The scatting bit is one of my all-time favorite Teddy moments. “Scatty batty batty…” 😂😂😂

"What? Am I supposed to replace my phone every 10 years?" "YES!"

“THEN BRING A CHARGER YOU IDIOT” sounded so personal. like VA to VA personal rofl

1:44 will always be my fav Bob and Teddy scene. The part when Bob just breathes, you know it’s about to hit the fan!😤😂

"I'm sorry sir, I know you're enjoying your lunch-PUT A BURGER ON THAT BOARD!" That one never fails to crack me up.

The funniest parts are when Teddy just stops yelling and talks normally then goes back to yelling My favorite thing in bobs burgers is how dialogue can just sound so real and have funny banter

"I'm sorry sir, I know you're enjoying your lunch- PUT A BURGER ON THAT BOARD"!!! Absolutely kills me every time.

They should’ve put bob lashing out on teddy about the tickets to cake at the end of this video

"Then bring a charger you idiot" Scared me, it was the realest and angriest scream bob has ever done, 2:11

2:08 the pitch he hits with "yes!" is pure comedy

3:13 the sheer energy as he yelled NOTHING about a damn tomato. What a talented voice actor

0:56 😂 Gets me every time.

My favorite is after Teddy yells at Bob for burger of the day Louise: Why is Teddy in the street punching cars?

Bob's burgers has great prices

They have a chaotic relationship, and that's what makes it strong.

From hanging out with alot of autistic people I think there's a strong case for Teddy being an undiagnosed autistic. He's got everything from misunderstanding and misreading social cues (it happens sometimes that autistics get set off because they mistakenly interpret innocent things as an insult or attack directed at them and sometimes Ive had to explain to autistic friends that theyve misunderstood something) Ive seen Teddy get set off in similar situations. The way Teddy becomes very disturbed when small things changes in his surroundings and the routine he feels safe in also fits. Having inappropriate emotional outbursts and a sort of stereotyped way of speaking is also common. He fits quite alot of those traits. Mind you Autistics can be super sweet and genuinely compassionate people like Teddy even though they're just a little off.

2:25 that was an absolutely immaculate "YES!!!"

0:29 I hear Teddy's voice actor audio signal. But when I heard Bob call him pervert I laughed 😂

Teddy and Bob remind me so much of how me and my best buddy always wind up matching each other's intensity in arguments and then immediately moving past it. Teddy really is one of the best "friend" characters in adult animation

Get out! Get out teddy!! I want to pay my bill! Get out of my resteraunt!! I want to pay my bill! Lol i love that part

Something about Linda’s “you’re scarin him.. he’s cryin” when bobs forcefully cake-ing with teddy, kills me I replay it every time lmao

2:05 Literally me and my friends arguing 🤣🤣🤣

This is a classic jersey friendship

Teddy has become more obsessive, inconsiderate and invasive that Bob should yell at him more often.

3:44 I just like how his face looks casual but he's yelling.

3:46 the way you can hear his voice echo, how fucking loud did his VA yell that line lmaooo

"Is this what you want? is this what you want you sick bastard!!!"

1:10 I LOVE HOW NON ANGRILY HE SCREAMS AT TEDDY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Cars don't have batteries, idiot! They run on gas AND batteries. DAMMIT!"

I love the insanity of the intensity of the conversation at the end only to end with Teddy being polite enough to excuse himself 4:34

I love how they immediately go back to being buddies after screaming at each other

When Teddy bursts into tears...😂

3:42 I love how Bob laughs

Not gonna lie, I’m a little jealous that Teddy had 23% battery life left, midday. 😑

"Really? You're gonna give up that easily?" Is my favorite Teddy line. 😂😂😂

“There’s a million restaurants I can go to!” “Then go to them all, Teddy!” I don’t know why but that always makes me laugh

"It's dark, there's no food, there's nothing here for you" I don't even know why this is so funny

From what I understand, many of these scenes are developed through H. Jon Benjamin and Larry Murphy riffing on each other. So, whenever Teddy's being impossible or Bob's having a meltdown, it's good to know that they really are coming from a place of friendship.

Nothing will make me cackle more than when Teddy was looking for golf balls at the bottom of a pond and bob was yelling at him to go under but he kept gagging trying to breathe through the hose 😂

“GET OUT!” “LET ME PAY YOU FIRST! GOOD LUCK BOB!”

LMAOOOOOOOOO THE FACT THAT HE PEAKS THE MIC

0:57 "go on, scat - babuddy babuddy ba-buh-dah" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Their fights are hilarious. 😂 Bob shouldn't tell Teddy to get a new phone if he won't take is own advice.

I love that even though Bob was kicking him out, Teddy still wanted to pay his bill. Pretty sure Bob would have let it go, but Teddy still cared enough to pay for his meal.

"Is this what you want you sick bastard?" him yelling that with a mouthful of burger is fucking hysterical

0:29 I heard that little laugh lol

2:14 this is hands down the maddest ive ever seen Bob. Like holy crap what were those tickets for?

0:32 that’s the best shape Teddy has ever been in on the show ever

Four dollars and sixteen cents? Damn that's a good deal it's no wonder the Belcher's are broke.

Bob and teddy have the best friendship i swear, they get each other and always match each other energies so perfectly!!

“CARS DONT HAVE BATTERIES, IDIOT, THEY RUN ON GAS. AND BATTERIES. DAMMIT!”

The way Bob shouts „KEEP EM UP“ gets me every fricking time! 😂

“Go on, scat!” “BOBADOOBOBADOOBOBADOO-“ 😂😂😂😂

3:46 you can hear a slight echo in bob's yell and im losing my mind over it

3:45 is my favourite yell because it sounds like bob’s VA wasn’t even in a recording booth and an empty echoy room 😭😭

"Middle of the day and your phone is at 23%!!!"😂😂😂😂😂

2:55 Teddy: You did this! Fix your damn fryer, Bob! 😠

“THEN BRING A CHARGER YOU IDIOT!!!!” H. J. Benjamin’s flying off the handle voice is the best

3:46 the echo in the recording studio is amazing

4:27 the way linda says teddy😂😂😂😂

Bob's Burgers is kinda innocent compared to the stuff I'm used to watching and I like that

That patty-cake scene had me dying lol

You can hear them almost laughing

1:59 Best one😂

Bob is always level-headed until he interacts with Teddy.

The “pervert” line sounded so fluid. I wonder if the two were actually able to freestyle in the recording booth.

Bob has two type of voices! monotone normal voice or sound breaking barrier screech lol 🗿🦅

I love the reverb in the background when bob starts yelling. 😂