Monsters?

@@fartsneed9464 Depends how you define a monster, and what personal lens you use to parse how these actions reflect on someone's character.

@@JoshandErik so, like, not a monster. A monster is usually something that's no longer even recognizable as a human, twisted by evil. We have so far a (cool) actor with a DUI and a pompous, arrogant blowhard actor who got his ass kicked and shit his pants.

I was thinking the exact same thing, except replace "monsters" with "shit Hollywood men".

@@sheilaross1449 i could see an argument for not considering mel gibson a “monster”, but steven seagal is a straight up despicable guy. countless allegations of assault and abuse, including sex trafficking, and when he’s not being a danger to women, he’s being a danger to the rest of society by spending half his time licking u.s police boots, and the other half of it licking putins.

Space Ice 😂

He doesn't have a family 😂

that is funny a f

@@rolon-will3362 Space Ice snatches every motherf**ker birthday!

Lmfaooooo 😂😂

What about the agent telling bush in the school? Or another former president historic moment. When Donald Trump grabbed her in the wussyyyy.

What?????

It's funny: When that movie came out, there was a sliver of the child population who loved it, but not all kids. I remember rolling my eyes in like seventh or eighth grade when the fifth or sixth graders were going "turtle, turtle, turtle," like it wasn't some shit they were laughing at because the movie told them it was supposed to be funny. It practically had a laugh track. The movie has been forgotten by all who were not in whatever grade those kids were in when I rolled my eyes at them. It's like people born in one particular year loved it. The rest didn't see it or were too old for it by the time they were in junior high. That movie is the absolute low point of Martin Short's career. He, more than anyone, will have wanted to forget it ever happened.

I remember seeing the trailer on TV. Dana's in the turtle costume and he says, "Am I not turtle-y enough for you?" I've never rolled my eyes so hard in my life. It looked sooooo bad. For about the next five years my ex liked to randomly say "Am I not turtle-y enough for you?" to annoy me. I've never seen Pluto Nash, but I'm sure Master of Disguise is worse. It's worse than Corky Romano or The Lady's Man. The thing is, I didn't want to see it, but my ex worked at a theater and we saw everything. And there was nothing else to see. After 9/11 tons of movies got their releases delayed because nobody wanted to put out violent movies.

I LOVED Corky Romano! QUESTION?! question? Questio-no question? Yes question? You question?

Underrated comment. 10/10 would rate again.

All while doing some dangerously badass ikedo throws on people allowing to be thrown only to lie about it. So, so Seagal.

You also taught black cops how to talk urban...

Well, Native Americans are Asian, so that part makes sense.

Namaste...

I too have no idea. He perpetuated the lie as well as not wanting to talk about the altercation. I hope he would have liked it. He was such a cool dude.

Gene would love this

He also to my knowledge, taught Bruce Lee how to grapple and was the inspiration for the scene in once upon a time in Hollywood where the stunt man beats up Bruce Lee.

@@augustonthefly He spent time training with Bruce on and off for approx. 1 year. He helped Bruce on how to "sell" movie style fight scenes without hurting the stunt guys, as Bruce was used to going full speed and accidentally hurt some of the guys early on. Benny Dobbins and Gene helped Bruce realize not to go TOO fast, so that way the audience can see what he did. Bruce ALREADY was Judo savvy since his Seattle days with Jesse Glover and Glover's Sensei and training with Wally Jay. Gene came later and helped Bruce refine some Catch style ground locks, but Bruce was not a fan of sticking around on the ground for extended periods of time.

it was genes prowrestling training that helped Bruce, the art of performing entertaining violence you can walk away from@@AztecUnshaven that's even where the term "sell" comes from

Yoooo

Same here😅

Oh yeah bb

Yup, ditto.

Knock knock, who's there. Its my little teddy bear.

The actual superhuman skill in this video is not to punch the model in the face the MINUTE it looks like Seagal. Say at 2:01 --- AAHAGHG! PUNCH!! Hatchet! Boot to the head! Slaps after that.

Amen.

And without weeks and weeks of short-form content to "maintain hype" (distract from work) between releases. Just quality work that speaks for itself.

I wanted to make a comment on how amazing this is but you turned a compliment into an art form. Well said, sir!

I use all sorts of programs, but I don't wake up screaming. I don't even go to sleep, it's just screaming all the time.

Effortless?!

Nay?!

KZfaq?!

I'm just in awe of your name.

I agree man epic

i read that as “nice shculpts” which honestly works just as well

Best comment so far.

Mmm, curiously iconic fly that, in the arts world.

Great video but should have credited the fly IMO

Odd it made me profoundly giddy to see a fly have a little gander at what’s going on. What this lil man doing, what’s he thinking

And because he is wanted for crimes in America..

@@bryna7 That too of course.

Happy to see you Lisa!

He's a real one G. He already places..

A couple of my friends and I were playing swords at 12, except we were using each other's hands. I had a few interesting pre-teen years.

​@@Ivegotwormsinme just guys being dudes

@@GoodSoup240 Fellas bein' bros. You know how it is.

What? People stopped playing swords? I just graduated from sticks to steel and got into HEMA and practice fencing for fitness most days.

Thanks Mike.

great idea

Or the bacon sandwich debacle

How have I never heard about this?? I'm gonna go look it up because it sounds hilarious 😂

i too was pleasantly surprised. after the first video i was sure some secret international cabal only mel gibson could explain had gotten to bobby, and we'd never see him again

I know right!! I was blown away! Then entered a bit of a crisis wondering how obscure that song actually is….

I actually did that to a business once... revenge for being denied access to their restroom and shitting my pants.

Given how far Mr. Fingers has gone (and shown proof of the doing of it) for these videos (like the bit about going to Turkey in a different video), I'm going to deem it a credible threat.

it's legit THE best and thats with a grand total of two videos

Right? Is that him singing?

Same, great Regina cover! I love those first few albums of hers.

It was genuinely so GOOD!

The better half...

Give up weed. It will kill you

@@bobbyfingers Ouch. I'll consider it then.

@@bobbyfingers Stop being a massive fanny

Don't worry, someone will find it!

do yourself a favor and go watch the mel gibson one

Don’t worry, someone found it!

I’m glad you enjoyed watching me. I enjoyed reading your comment and it’s contents.

That's the word for it: sublime.

thanks shite guides. I love your work. x

Thanks LC