Who else came here to see the comments?

KZfaq is recommending some weird ads bro !

if my boys knew i was watching this 💀

Step 1: take a picture of her at her house without her knowledge Step 2: send it to her with the message "always watching" Step 3: repeat step 1&2 randomly throughout the year Step 4: avoid arrest Step 5: celebrate since that women is sure to always be thinking about you .

Women always think about me and how they’re going to escape my basement. You see, I’m a pretty smooth talker.

Borrow a large sum of money from her, that should work.

Instructions unclear, I'm now banned from the preschool

I listened and followed these tips, and let’s just say now I’m “not allowed back in Disney World”

Instructions unclear, got a court case in 3 weeks

Am I the only one that’s a little more focused on the old ass bricks behind him

Imagine doing all this work, learning all these psychology tricks, then you win her over and realize you must spend the rest of your life playing these mind games to stay on top so she won't get bored with you. I would rather be single or find another woman.

I never imagined someone would explain how to get a girl in points on a whiteboard.

Text her “I have a question” she’ll say “what” then don’t respond. She’ll be thinking about you all day😎

I'VE STALKED HER EVERYWHERE FOR MONTHS. SHE CANT GET ME OUT OF HER MIND.

Summary of the video :- 1. Don't be a sure thing. 2. Be less predictable. 3. Become 3-dimensional. 4. Less nice guy behavior. 5. Introduce mystery. It is always better to watch the entire video 💐

Nah, when I met the woman who is now my wife I became a "sure thing" almost immediately and she did too and it worked. Ten years later were still going strong. Why? Because we both wanted a sure thing and we wanted to be together. Be whoever you are with the woman who loves you for you and you can avoid all these steps that will keep you in an awkward state and stressed because you feel you have to keep being something you're not. Be careful of the precedent you set early on because trying to begin and sustain a relationship under false pretenses is destined to fail. Be less of a nice guy? Nah, just be a gentlemen who is compassionate but not a doormat and you'll be fine.

If you stalk a women for 3 years and threaten her and her family she will also think about you non-stop

If You have to play a game to get her then she's not the right one.

Why did KZfaq recommend this to me, I feel insulted

I’ve learned so much from the comments. Didn’t listen to the video at all was to busy reading. Thanks guys!

How in the hell. Did this get recommend to me 😂

I tattooed my face in her arm when she was passed out. She probably thinks about me all the time but idk haven’t seen her since the restraining order 🤷‍♂️

*if you break her legs she will always remember you*

Winning a war is much easier than winning a woman's heart🤣🤣

Omg dude I did this and she filed a restraining order because she’s so in love with me. She even screams in excitement whenever I look at her.

So to clarify: 1.) make her uncertain 2.) make her worry 3.) contradict yourself 4.) be a douche 5.) Be secretive Got it.

You don't want to create drama directly. You just wanna be aloof enough that she creates the drama in her head.

When he mentioned Han Solo, I remembered the scene where Leah says "I love you" and Solo responded with "I know"!😂

Tried this but lost my teachers permit.

I have her family held up in my basement now she’ll never stop thinking about me

Man, I always wondered how to do this... then I stopped caring what women thought, and I went and made myself a sandwich instead. Provolone cheese is incredible.

I remember when the only strategy to mate with a female, was to be a male. Those were the good old days.

Step 1: Be attractive *You’re not attractive?* Step 2: Give up

*Girl* = Baby, call me. *Guy* = suddenly dosen't call for six months like he's dead and lost at sea *Girl* = thats sexy...

POV: you were bombarded by an ad, clicked on the link in the ad description, and used the name of the vid you found on the website

Girls be changeing Techniques while watching this video.

Fun drinking game, take a shot whenever he says drama

If she’s not already thinking about you all the time, she’s not worth it King. You’re a person, know your own worth. Men weren’t made to attract and serve womenz

The like to dislike ratio is embarrassing for men.

One thing I learnt early on is don't follow anyone elses advice. It's better things fail because of what you chose to do rather than it fail because of what someone else advised you to do. I learnt this the hard way. Just be yourself and do what feels right.

Step 1: get rich Step 2: have money Step 3: *see first two steps

Thanks for the video dude my crush calls me a “creep” and a “stalker” now ❤️😁 thank you so much! Thanks for the likes guys really made my day

Thanks bro. Got three chicks chained up in the attic thanks to this!

Thanks for the video

Fastest way to a girl heart: Kakashi lightning blade

If she catches you looking in her windows and she files a restraining order on you does that mean she like you.

Pro Tip: Just be yourself dude 🤗

Pretty damn good advice. Read the negative comments for fun, some of them are witty, but this guy knows what he's talking about.

Instructions unclear I’m in a Russian gulag trying to fight for the last bread crumbs

I have three ladies thinking about me non stop: The lady at the bank whom gave me the car loan. The lady from the furnitore store. The land lady.

I've done this my whole life. Its hit or miss. I've not done this intentionally, its really just who I am and how people see me. It works really well to build interest but your approach has to be very careful because as soon as they feel like they have you, or you like them, they will assume everything is a farce or fake even if its not, with them seeing you as a Black And White Shallow Person. Its really toxic but works very well.

OMG. This is all so relative. Sometimes it applies and sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it works for women and sometimes it doesn't.

Yeah he looks like the type of guy to get up at exactly 7:39 a.m. in the morning, then starts mowing

this is the weirdest thing that has been recommended to me on youtube

I'm in love with mary jane She's my main thing She makes me feel alright She makes my heart sing.....

Plot twist: everyone that roasting him is a women with a male account. Roasting him cuz he’s revealing the great secrets!

I’m sorry. Just be yourself. Don’t try to be manipulative. The right one will come along without you trying to force it.

If she gets itchy after going raw, she’ll always think about you.

I understand that there is more to a relationship, but I have found this advice helpful.

As a woman, a lot of these things actually turn me off. I absolutely hate drama and It's often a dealbreaker in relationships. This guide won't work for every woman, but I guess it can work for some.

This is the best comment section I have ever been in

OMG GUYS SHE REMEMBERED ME IT WORKS NOW IM ON HOUSE ARREST

All these guys saying it’s bad advise i’m trying it rn so far so good il keep in touch might just save my life literally

I'ma just use the "less predictable" only I might have trouble not talking to her because I love doing that but also thanks this helped ☺️

This is kinda cringe but everyone knows we finna watch the whole thing

If you tell her you have her social security number she’ll think about you.

amazing content Bob, Ive realized for some reason that woman tend to be more open to this interaction when man is absent. all the magic happens in her toughts and it all happens when the man is not present physicaly but really real in her mind what makes the emotions flow gradually until she becomes stuck emotionally and connect with him. I know a married woman who got married 3 times and has children. she is constantlly suffering for a man she just met at school when she was a teenager but she is often thinking of him and suffering because of him.That's not unusual as we think.We'd might be shocked with hundreds or thousands of women living in the same situation.

So some notes I took away from this video is that you have to be a different version of yourself. So if you are desperate (desperate = predictable) and just stick to the same routine, its going to bore her quicker than you would think. But you don't have to change yourself too much, just enough for her to notice that something is off. She'll begin thinking "Did I do something wrong?" Or "What is wrong with him?" She will most likely be curious as to what has changed you and will put herself in a mindset of "Maybe he thinks he found something better" or "Maybe I'm boring him?" She will most likely want to regain what she lost and get back your approval. And thats when you re-enter her life as who she missed Keep in mind that you need to have self respect and know that you are worth her attention. But as a man you need to know what you want and know that you are capable of getting what you want (in a fair and totally legal way😂😅) make sure you are ready to take on this challenge because it won't only send her on a rollercoaster of emotions it could very well take you on one too 👍

The bigger your wallet is, the more they think about you.

1950’s called. They want their motivation to attract women back.

Once again a very helpful video and this is spot on. I've always said it's about getting the right balance and all 5 of those topics pretty much cover all of it. If you are too keen you come across as needy and desperate and she will pull away just like that and if you do the opposite she will think you aren't interested at all and also pull away just like that however if you go right down the middle of those two things you should have it in the bag :)

At first I thought why we have to do this but then I realized this is phenomenal advice!!

Sorry, these are games. I’ve always done pretty good just being me, just being honest. I say what I want, and mean what I say.

Me:”Ha the people watching this must be some losers!” *me realizing I’m watching this* “Oh:(“

Imagine this guy trying to get a girl

Hi Bobby just wanted to say thank you very much. I've being chatting to this amazing woman and basically because of your advice I left everthing casual and just being my self, funny and sarcastic. She saw me posting photos having fun with friends both male and female. And now basically it came from her that's she is interested in hanging out. I could tell by the things she writes me that she is interested in getting to know me. Basically I answer her questions in a comic matter and she realized I'm the kind of guy who uses screwed up twisted humor to cope with this thing called life. I am a nice guy but I'm not too nice which is also good. Used some of your advice and it really helped thx very much.

I can’t wait to use this on my sister

My wife and I have been married for thirty one years. Avoid yelling and foul language and get your lady a gift once or twice a month and you will do fine in most situations (unless you're dealing with a cheater, a divorcee, or a psycho). Have the graciousness to be a good listener, be willing to compromise (except in matters of conscience), and shower your loved one with affection. Stay away from narcissists and from people who lack charity. To love someone special you also have to be able to have compassion for others. Doing acts of charity together really strengthens a relationship. Kindness is contagious. Differences of opinion and conflicts are part of marriage so never let them escalate to nasty arguments.

If only I knew this in second grade

He looks like a teacher when he writes on the board 😂

i just discovered this, and i just realized there are actually people who did this to me.. like... exactly what he said... how is this even possible? wow, i feel cheated lmao

Make her think of me Non-Stop? Why would I possibly want that? Clingy is not my goal.

Is it normal for her to think about me when she picks up a gun or knife or lighter?

I had no idea I was using the scrambler this whole time and it does work

You forgot 2 most important things 1)lots of money, 2) a big hung pipe.

Stalk her. She will think A LOT about you

Money is not the solution but alot of money is

It all comes down to this; *A whiteboard* Thanks for the advice

This sounds like a dating class for third graders. I would not recommend any third graders to do this. It's wrong!, it's just wrong!, don't ask me why. 😵

Fun fact: if you do this you may be a psychopath

This guy looks like simon from that got talent

I started doing All of the above by Bobby Rio. And it’s working for me now. I stop being a sure thing, very unpredictable, not too much of a nice guy and I stop texting and calling her first.

I came specifically for the comments

So don’t be nice, act like a player, do things that aren’t really you, don’t be dependable (immature), etc. yeah, right ... This is not good advice. Meeting the RIGHT and compatible person and being fun and spontaneous will go a lot further than this advice!

These tricks don't work on me. ☺️ Please I need help.! I hear a lot of story about people making huge money from home. I need guardianship and mentorship. Thanks

He be doing this cause girls don’t stay interested in em😂😂

If you murder anyone and everyone she loves deeply then mail her their heads, she’ll definitely remember you

Instructions unclear, now apart of the cartel

I think I'm doing pretty good so far haven't said goodnight in 6 months 👌

Speaking from my own perspective, I prefer someone who’s blunt and straightforward because I know what I want and if I like you, I want to move the relationship forward. Uncertainty and instability is such a turn off. It just comes down to, is person A and B attracted (physically or emotionally) to each other