Boil Your Straps | Episode 124

Boil Your Straps | Episode 124 | NEW RORY & MAL

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Our shows are out of control. As expected, our return to NY didn’t disappoint. Demaris got pressed by the lovely Taylor about boiling dildos among other things. There was no way Julian and his shy date could match that energy. Our good friends from the Say Less Podcast opened and Mal questioned Julius Randle about a bunch of things he could never answer. Sticking to NY, SZA is back and revealed her track list while we were recording. Also to Rory’s surprise, Metro Boomin gave Drake/21 some competition with his new album. Good Morning America decides to break-up a happy co-working couple, while Gabrielle Union takes shots at Boosie (incoming Mal’s Boosie impression). The team breaks down their three celebrity crushes and although Demaris and Julian have strikingly similar taste, Julian gets singled out (this convo went on long after the cameras stopped). Quick sports update, Jerry Jones remains silent on his involvement in the racist image but reminds us that LeBron would be a great football player. Nike drops Kyrie, Kanye drags Chris Paul into the mix, and Shannon Sharpe defends Deion Sanders. Listen to the guys discuss all of this + more
Time Stamps
00:00 Intro
05:46 Taylor Boiling Dildos w Baby D
20:27 SZA’s Track List
26:08 Metro Booming Competing Against Drake & 21
35:33 Good Morning America Couple Broken Up
54:00 Three Celebrity Crushes
1:12:24 Jerry Jones Silent in Racist Image Involvement
1:16:35 Nike Drops Kyrie
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@ChiefLeaf89 Жыл бұрын

Eddin gets me everytime with the "YUCK" 😂

@surdeepc4186 Жыл бұрын

LMFAO same

@jacklynharris8249 Жыл бұрын

@GiLLMATIC21 Жыл бұрын

Lmaoo at Julians preference and Rory saying Viola Davis 😭 😭

@TheMikeBailey18 Жыл бұрын

“Why don’t you blam they cakes?” Has to be one of the wildest questions of the past 10 years

@nia4842 Жыл бұрын

Julian Brown Paper Bag Nicholas got backed into a corner and made it worse, trying to defend it. 🤣🤣 Hilarious

@KatoOnTheTrack1 Жыл бұрын

Wow😂😂

@DomoMcBeasty Жыл бұрын

Eddin has the absolute best ad libs man. He shooting like 95% from the field. Fuckin hilarious

@Swayze_S.L Жыл бұрын

Brah I used to work in an office with an Indian guy, a Vietnamese dude and a white lady and me being black we had some of the wildest, funniest conversations about race. This diversity here reminds me of those days. 😅😅

@dahkari2003 Жыл бұрын

💯

@nickutzig1157 Жыл бұрын

That’s my job right now and I listen to this while working and I can’t stop laughing

@elisabethvelin5939 Жыл бұрын

That segment with colorist julian was hilarious !!!

@kk3382 Жыл бұрын

Julian’s basically John Mayer and I’m not surprised at all 💀😂

@YoungMav1990 Жыл бұрын

The Jerry Jones segment was great. It's amazing how funny and ignorant this pod can be at the same time. I love it

@szasremmurd8002 Жыл бұрын

Very funny but also very ignorant

@cookingwitchefzayy8830 Жыл бұрын

Finding out Julian is a colorist was wild and tooooooo funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@KatoOnTheTrack1 Жыл бұрын

Damn don’t put that on him😂😂😂😂

@travionpatterson9776 Жыл бұрын

“Brown Paper Bag” test with a white plastic bag I almost crashed my car🤦🏿‍♂️😂😂

@naimavibes6340 Жыл бұрын

Im crying laughing 😭😭😭

@millardfilmore1403 Жыл бұрын

@@travionpatterson9776 it's honestly incredible how EVERY person on this podc contributes man. and i mean EVERY one.

@travionpatterson9776 Жыл бұрын

@@millardfilmore1403 they’re finding they’re groove

@AaronAgun Жыл бұрын

Lmao When Julian said "kill him" to Eddin. He was still tight 🤣

@talltayls21 Жыл бұрын

Yo Julian jumping in with the “catch a train with the fella’s” was criminally funny ya’ll, and Edin was the only one to react. Thats just insane, because that was a comedic BAR 😂

@Racizm Жыл бұрын

“Her shit was swinging….boiled” yo whoever said that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ronj77 Жыл бұрын

Mal's List of Impersonations is Growing and getting Better!!! 💯 First it was Russell Simmons "I'm in Bali" and NOW, Boosie Bad Ass "Com' On Maine!!" 🤣🤣🤣Also can't forget about Drake "All of you Hooooes" Who Will He Do Next⁉️🤔

@jayyy735 Жыл бұрын

Race vs ethnicity vs nationality gon have people fucked up forever😂😭 Ana de Armas is definitely WHITE. You can be white and Hispanic at the same time lolol Julian was actually trying to name a Black girl and still couldn’t 😂😂

@Nondescriptviews Жыл бұрын

For historical clarity, those Mal tweets were NOT fake.

@htimmy1 Жыл бұрын

Nah u guys have to do a skit with Mal as Boosie… C’mon mayne 😭😭😭

@naimavibes6340 Жыл бұрын

Man yesss 😭

@DouljaOfcolony Жыл бұрын

Facts

@pericopinero1035 Жыл бұрын

Mal: “C’mon now, dawg…” *Camera pans to Baisley* Mal: “CMONNNN MAYYYNEE!”

@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын

@@pericopinero1035😂😂😂😂😂

@iambrowntown Жыл бұрын

Demaris getting a train ran on her by tee grizzly and morris chestnut is INSANE

@ntwrk56 Жыл бұрын

Why do all you mfs that watch this pod end Ur comments with IS INSANE or IS CRAZY

@Gnj2017 Жыл бұрын

Everyone on this podcast is hilarious without trying . It really works 😂😂😂

@ariah8884 Жыл бұрын

Yooo I’m crying from the boil your strap segment 😭😭😭😭

@gilfordmccormack8140 Жыл бұрын

Julian's mentions are about to go crazy lol😂😂😂.

@Walter_reed Жыл бұрын

Tandem with the mandem is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard 😭😭😭

@CantEditDaTruth Жыл бұрын

What was the time stamp? That’s nuts😆😆

@BigCheeZe209 Жыл бұрын

Rory saying "pull it up" to show Margot Robbie on the screen is a whole lot of nastiness 🤣. Like he don't know what she look like

@KatoOnTheTrack1 Жыл бұрын

Jokes aside, why was Julian stumbling so hard? He should have stood on it. The whole thing was funny and cringy at the same time lol

@be6416 Жыл бұрын

Because having preferences is offensive now. Although everyone has them in some shape or form despite the range.

@jumpsurfer Жыл бұрын

Nah it was funny.

@mybizness247 Жыл бұрын

Mal and the Boosie impersonation 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

@jvonthecat Жыл бұрын

nah the white plastic bag test is absolutely INSANE.

@KatoOnTheTrack1 Жыл бұрын

We need more Boosie impersonations 😂

@Blackguysensai Жыл бұрын

The Elon musk daughter joke by Rory was crazy. Nobody caught it but that shit was hilarious 😂

@bilderberg2418 Жыл бұрын

Rory's ginger hair lighting up the wall while Mal's marijuana thoughts light the wall green does it for me....

@shasmif4808 Жыл бұрын

Damn I Died Laughing At Morris Chestnut & Tee Grizzley 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂

@reekhavoc2932 Жыл бұрын

Lololol

@phelansanders Жыл бұрын

Mal gotta be the thickest Vegan ever

@davidearle7209 Жыл бұрын

1:06:16 “Kill Him” Julian was tryna get that heat off his back and onto somebody else 😭😭😭

@michelangelooliver2590 Жыл бұрын

Edin has the GREATEST laugh EVER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@CraigThePoet Жыл бұрын

I also thought Gabrielle Union trying to call Boosie gay as an insult was a contradiction to her defending her trans daughter. And this isn't an argument of "2 wrongs don't make a right" because she could have poked at anything and it would have been warranted, yet she decided to use the same rhetoric that her daughter faces probably daily.

@wildhearts242 Жыл бұрын

Did she call him gay as an insult or just encourage him to live his truth? I mean she didn’t insinuate anything that a lot of us weren’t thinking. He worries about LGBTQ issues far too much to be “straight” 🤷🏽‍♀️

@vees.5050 Жыл бұрын

She called him gay as an insult. His "truth" is that he is textbook homophobic; he has an irrational fear of gay men. An extremely irrational fear, at that. I doubt she genuinely believes Boosie is in the closet. She wanted to poke fun using a lazy, intellectually-void joke that inadvertently implicated her own child. Plus, she gave Boosie an easy out. He can easily defend his heterosexuality, what he cannot easily defend is his fear because it's irrational and there's overwhelming proof that he's more fearful of gay men than proof that he's in the closet.

@CraigThePoet Жыл бұрын

@@wildhearts242 I think Boosie actually being gay would be poetic justice, but I think she only said it to him because she knows that would get the most reaction out of him. If you know what someone “hates”, of course you’re going to use it to get back at them.

@laurenjackson2810 Жыл бұрын

She was making fun of the irony of someone being obsessed with gay & trans people while professing to be straight.

@CraigThePoet Жыл бұрын

@@laurenjackson2810 I’m 100% sure she was, but Mal heard the same thing I heard, so the message was definitely easy to take out of context.

@Chino239_ Жыл бұрын

“Winner takes all” is a wild analogy 💀💯 lol

@koketsoshiko9513 Жыл бұрын

I just know Demaris is sick of these dude lmho 🤣😂

@LFXMEDIA Жыл бұрын

The Boosie imitation was award winning CMON MANE TWO HOT DOGS ON A BIKE LMAO

@OfficiallUncleBajie Жыл бұрын

I was smoking during Lebanon Don, I choked so hard trying to laugh.

@mk8358 Жыл бұрын

this is one of the wildest episodes ever

@Jordekai Жыл бұрын

i zone out and rory blends into the couch 😂

@KnightMcflee Жыл бұрын

Mal loves the phrase "kickin ass" lmao

@michelangelooliver2590 Жыл бұрын

Julian was legitimately UPSET 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that shit was HILARIOUS

@lamarco18 Жыл бұрын

Demaris unironically wondering why boosie would be upset about gabrielle's daughters member, was a hilarious highlight to that segment.

@NikLovin757 Жыл бұрын

I need a on a Tandem with Mandem shirt! With Rory and Mal on the bike. 😂😂

@darrellgillis1041 Жыл бұрын

Nah the stamp on Julian face was priceless

@AsylumTheCrow Жыл бұрын

Brown paper bag test with a white plastic bag is fuckin hilarious 😂🤣

@thecunninlynguist Жыл бұрын

I agree with mal's take on gabby u. She was weaponizing being closeted and using it as an insult to boosie. Mal got the boosie impression down.

@travionpatterson9776 Жыл бұрын

Mike Tyson told boosie the same shit and nobody said a thing 🤷🏿‍♂️😂😂😂 #PickYaBattles

@jamiest.patrick9794 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, D was cappin for Gabby

@SmaccsBoosieFade Жыл бұрын

That’s really such a woman thing tho. Everybody is supporters of LGBTQ until someone gets angry and now they coming for a man’s sexuality

@nia4842 Жыл бұрын

@@travionpatterson9776 Boosie ain't that silly. He would have to catch another body messing with Mike.

@laurenjackson2810 Жыл бұрын

Thinking that Boosie could be gay is a very logical conclusion considering his obsession with dicks

@thisisRAMA Жыл бұрын

"Do you shit where you eat?" Is craaazy 💀😭

@BigGRASS1006 Жыл бұрын

Mals boosie impersonation had me tweaking 🤣🤣

@mr.biglow7674 Жыл бұрын

Treadmill vibes greatest pod out

@Deadxssb Жыл бұрын

Mal was putting up numbers this episode 🥂😂

@trereid9221 Жыл бұрын

“Where can I slip the pill in??” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jordanclarke6450 Жыл бұрын

Julian was fighting for his life 😂

@MikeDiggity Жыл бұрын

Yooo, this episode is hilarious!

@LaBelle8887 Жыл бұрын

The speed dating was hilarious

@tessa1212 Жыл бұрын

The only way for Nike to learn is if we stop supporting them. Mal says they’ll take a hit but in the same breath says he’ll continue to wear Nike. This is why they don’t take the black plight seriously.

@DRosev2 Жыл бұрын

“Bomb Dada” was tough 🤣

@britneytansil8118 Жыл бұрын

Lebanon Don😂😂… Eddin, Julian, and of course Baby D help make this pod dope AF!🙌🏽 🍊💰👶🏾🌮🇱🇧. 👀😂😂🥴

@Threelands. Жыл бұрын

I wonder what the expletive used on Julian was during the intro 😆🤣😂

@7teenHM Жыл бұрын

these live shows sound so crazy, is there asny footage anywhere of these shows, if not they need to start recoding them and uploading them on here

@be6416 Жыл бұрын

The Julian Segment was funny but having a preference shouldn't be offensive but society now makes it offensive. Julian didn't down grade any1 else just shared his crushes.💯🔥

@nia4842 Жыл бұрын

It was a joke. No one was offended. They just kept going because he was flustered.

@TheBeastKiddZZ Жыл бұрын

This shit was funny I juss wish we would stop being called white cause we are not white in any way juss cause we have white colored people or light skinned people doesn't make us white lol smh and most of people in especially places like D.R are darker than Demaris lol smh sheesh

@terezrel3619 Жыл бұрын

I hate y’all stepped on Julian’s “the Bomb dada…Bomb.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@FlipStar26 4 ай бұрын

Eddin tellin Mal "You're my hero, Mal" is next level NASTY.

@tshepo1799 Жыл бұрын

Rory "You hate your mother" 🤣🤣

@Lovelee_rose Жыл бұрын

The NY show was amazing! That girl Taylor was hilarious and so was the Karaoke dude who missed his opportunity to plug his mixtape 😆

@Baddecisionslive Жыл бұрын

Soooo true! Lmaoo it was so good! He definitely had stage presence. 😂

@travie786 Жыл бұрын

So Mal can judge Ja Morant but won’t stop wearing Nike or listening to Sabrina Claudio lol

@chellebelles1536 Жыл бұрын

I will be in Seattle!!!! So excited!!!! My brother and me are loyal fans of the show and inl for one am very excited to see you all. You just don't know.

@marcoervin7324 Жыл бұрын

I'm definitely at the Seattle show!

@chellebelles1536 Жыл бұрын

@@marcoervin7324 yeah!! We will have so much fun!

@ysodrippy Жыл бұрын

Mall “GET PREGNANT” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kevinmorganjr2423 Жыл бұрын

Rory and Demaris take an L for their Boosie takes. Who would’ve thought Mal of all people would have the intellectual take this pod

@YoQueue Жыл бұрын

I’m not tryna sound fcked up but I see why Demaris wasn’t on mic for a few episodes. It’s cool to here her chime in but she has terrible takes lol.

@travionpatterson9776 Жыл бұрын

Boosie was on a whole press run how do you think that made that child feel? Regardless of if you agree. In any situation if a grown man was on a press run about you You think your mom is taking the high road? Absolutely not. She sent a shot What’s the big deal? Also Mike Tyson said the same shit to his face. No Outrage 😂😂😂

@kevinmorganjr2423 Жыл бұрын

@@travionpatterson9776 you clearly missed Mal’s point.. no one cares what Boosie thinks, we’ve been told him about himself. She’s wrong for using the whole “gay” thing as a negative to him. You can’t stand up for something but bash them at the same time

@kevinmorganjr2423 Жыл бұрын

@@YoQueue Rory sounded goofy too, she’s not alone.

@travionpatterson9776 Жыл бұрын

@@kevinmorganjr2423 I heard his point all I’m saying is you can’t expect that woman to take the high road. Mike Tyson did the same and that’s not even his child 😂😂

@tmc2710 Жыл бұрын

Naaaah doing the brown paperbag test with a white plastic bag is crazy 😂

@lenado3rd Жыл бұрын

First 10 minutes is wild crazy.........love it though funny af.

@LaBelle8887 Жыл бұрын

I enjoyed the New York show 🎉 , it was nice to meet rory and mal 😊

@Muybonitacoco22 Жыл бұрын

OMG i do not like how y’all was coming down on Julian 😂 leave him alone he can like/date whoever he wants! And Mal you’ve been caught a couple years ago for your lil “colorist” tweets🙄(i guess) so keep it cute! You of all ppl got some damn nerve

@JaeAR20 Жыл бұрын

Yo the first 10 minutes of this episode is nutts

@tukelenkku2146 Жыл бұрын

I’d kill for y’all to come to Cleveland 😭

@laurenjackson2810 Жыл бұрын

Mal not letting anyone get a word in while arguing that Gabrielle weaponized being gay but also calling men “pansies” as an insult is crazy 😂 lmfao. But when they said Boosie needs some pussy & Demaris yelled out “or dick” I lost it 😂

@marcoervin7324 Жыл бұрын

I'm with boosie on that topic. They acting like that child's mother isn't saying the exact same thing.

@dretheman123 Жыл бұрын

Women weaponise the gay status against men the most. If a man rejects them or he doesn’t share their views, a lot of women will jump to bringing his sexuality in question as a way to get a rise out of them. I’ve seen it plenty of times.

@hennyjames5855 Жыл бұрын

Ayoo pause! 😂 🍊 💰

@danal6058 Жыл бұрын

what the hell. immediately go back to 2 hour pods 😤💔

@4theculturegaming740 Жыл бұрын

Life of a Don was my favorite album last year

@reekhavoc2932 Жыл бұрын

Boil your straps LMAOOOOOOO

@milesvines5642 Жыл бұрын

Catch a train with the fellas😂😂

@tom_broski Жыл бұрын

Finally em got a answer to why em threw up his mom's spaghetti!!!!

@edremnal Жыл бұрын

Naaahh. Mal's Segway from NBC to Boosie sick. Shit was smooth and rough at the same time

@danoneamiss2839 Жыл бұрын

That baisley mug would make good merch too

@harveychapman8566 Жыл бұрын

Might be top 5 funniest episodes

@stixxcoco9547 Жыл бұрын

85 south show family💯

@justinibatzchi7970 Жыл бұрын

I hate the fact that dark skinned women get reduced to if you don’t date them you’re a colorist. Like damn let my dark skin sisters get love off the strength

@retiredgenius Жыл бұрын

We do

@travie786 Жыл бұрын

Huh lol

@thiccdude6923 Жыл бұрын

Blam cakes is crazy 😂😂

@Tranzformerzgetoff Жыл бұрын

Espperesso Martinis are for anyone recovering from Coke 😂😂…I did the research..trust me 😂

@OnlyPackz Жыл бұрын

Nah title of this one is craaaaazy

@ricardob5956 Жыл бұрын

Lebanon Don 🤣

@QualittyTimePodcast Жыл бұрын

Rory and Damaris sound crazy.... Boosie hasn't even spoken about their child in a long time...and no matter who it is she is weaponizing the gay thing as an attack.....like alot of black women do often.

@MedusvEyes Жыл бұрын

That Gabrielle union interview was from last year so....