MEN SHOULDN’T DO THIS… | Episode 133 | NEW RORY & MAL
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Күн бұрынFirst off…if you haven’t subscribed to our Patreon you’re fooling yourself. The FaceTime call with the girls is available now and things get heated. We close out this crazy story and move on to current news beyond the pod. The guys discuss the Golden Globes and somehow go on a tangent about ‘Baby Boy’. We also discuss Jerrod Carmichael’s monologue and Eddie Murphy’s unnecessary Will Smith joke. Believe it or not Coachella is around the corner and so is the return of Frank Ocean (bring your poppers). Then we try to convince Rory and Mal to hug. We move on to an absurd list of rules for men. To no surprise Mal agrees with most of the rules. Did Julian ask the guys to brunch? Would you trust a robot to represent you in court? Speaking of law, Your Honor is coming back this Sunday. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this, Elon Musk, and more!
Time Stamps
00:00 Intro
07:35 Golden Globes and Baby Boy
22:18 Jerrod Carmichael’s Monologue
27:42 Frank Ocean at Coachella
38:48 Rory and Mal Hug?
40:45 List of Rules for Men
1:08:48 AI Lawyers
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@crazymause5993 Жыл бұрын
Baisley just chillin behind Mal like the queen she is is such a vibe!
@phattygurlchronicles7527 Жыл бұрын
The one thing bais is gonna do is get her camera time..period💕
@elchapo6175 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being a grown man with that dog lol Rory gets no respect
@crazymause5993 Жыл бұрын
@@elchapo6175lol 😂. The heart want what it wants.
@bryancole4022 Жыл бұрын
Demaris saying "why you allergic to the earth" is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@Dongloriano Жыл бұрын
Flowers got you shook 😂😂😂
@bryancole4022 Жыл бұрын
@@Dongloriano 😭💀💀
@19faf Жыл бұрын
Eddin saying “ havent you ever hugged Rory from the back is crazy” 😂
@renaripley801 Жыл бұрын
Baby D-Y’all never pulled it in and Swayed? 😂
@ZackBeNinja Жыл бұрын
That whole hug conversation had me crying.
@CodysFavorites Жыл бұрын
So funny lmao
@ErvNoelProduction Жыл бұрын
Y’all been putting up 50+ the last couple of pods. I won’t front, took me a while to warm up to Julian, but I rock with him now. I was in the barber’s chair yesterday and had to pause this because my laughter was about to get my line pushed back 🤣. Thank you guys for such a high quality, consistent pod.
@levicrawford6029 Жыл бұрын
I agree with everything except Julian. He suxxx👎🏾
@renaripley801 Жыл бұрын
The conversation about Rory and Mal hugging is hilarious 🤣
@heyitsnasira Жыл бұрын
Lol y'all better remind Julian to test again in two months. Some of those STIs got a "dormancy" period and go undetected
@CassCream Жыл бұрын
Damn...where is the punchline here?
@heyitsnasira Жыл бұрын
@@CassCream that's the fucked up part, there isn't. Get tested 😅
@JB4C89 Жыл бұрын
Exactly check in two months!
@newrorynmal Жыл бұрын
my mom sent me a screenshot of this...she wanted me to thank you for the reminder lol
@laelracqueljohnson3273 Жыл бұрын
@@newrorynmal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ajjonesBOF Жыл бұрын
I do love "2020 me" tho..TRADEMARK IT EDDIN
@BigCheeZe209 Жыл бұрын
I think they all did that's why it was so funny 🤣
@musiqman8771 Жыл бұрын
He didn’t come up with that 😭 somebody else did
@jonathansturdivant3284 Жыл бұрын
We need merch !
@DavidFnMorgan Жыл бұрын
Been saying it since I heard it lol
@infini_apex Жыл бұрын
rory said it👤
@michelangelooliver2590 Жыл бұрын
When they talked about women being born after 1991 hating nice guys I damn screamed in unison!!! I experience it daily.
@retiredgenius Жыл бұрын
Are you truly nice or entitled?
@michelangelooliver2590 Жыл бұрын
@@retiredgenius great question… nice for sure.
@XxspidermanxX93 Жыл бұрын
How they just skip over demaris saying "What is this a HOETEL"😂😂😂😂😂
@ms.theveytarot2364 Жыл бұрын
then frying rory up for having a ring light has me screaming 😭
@kylemclaren8772 Жыл бұрын
The list is one of the funniest segments in pod history. Not just this pod. All pods. I’m deceased.
@themaddestvillain3040 Жыл бұрын
Bruh Mal talking bout biscuits like nobody eats biscuits is crazy 🤣
@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo Жыл бұрын
Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁
@alexandershabazzi8890 Жыл бұрын
"Ideas by jobless, bitter women." LOLLL!!
@thestorm6127 Жыл бұрын
I like how young Bais be just chilling around Mal 🤣🤣
@reggiepyrtle8473 Жыл бұрын
Episodes been great lately ❤
@Keef_Doe Жыл бұрын
Lol ok... This shit is boring but I have nothing else to listen too
@dontworry5897 Жыл бұрын
BABY D COMING IN HOT WITH THE TOXIC TAKE
@tonyfarias724 Жыл бұрын
Mal goin from saying “I’m never sucking anything out of a tube” to “I can kill a gogurt in 7 seconds” had me chuckling 😂
@charlierayed Жыл бұрын
We need the full Father O'N**l story from Rory if he's ever ready. I used to think it was just a joke but these last 2 episodes made me realise it's probably true.
@millardfilmore1403 Жыл бұрын
On god I been watching R&M since the beginning and watched jbp before and I had no clue ab that until just now lol
@19faf Жыл бұрын
The fact he said” I got packed as a kid so I can unpack as an adult” was bonkers af lol.
@aaronmiles5013 Жыл бұрын
The episode was 🔥.But yo why is Mal dressed like Cube's stunt double
@shenellrichardson4936 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Tylalala Жыл бұрын
And Rory is dressed like an urban outfitters employee
@PPCCO. Жыл бұрын
The media didn't rock with Carmichael until he announced he was Gay; now he's being championed by 'Merica. I rocked with his show, but lets not act like the people didn't allow it to get cancelled. The world is a crazy place lol
@30chubbs215 Жыл бұрын
Agreed. Ioooooved The Carmichael Show
@nehemiahkiner4366 Жыл бұрын
Basley's face at 3:13 is hilarious lmaoo
@630zazou Жыл бұрын
Who gets that soul hurt over a random hook up? There has to be more to this.
@stxrmking Жыл бұрын
Tbf, any regular person would get tight. Its both a shot to his ego, and actually disrespectful. Now, he gets what he deserves cause why the fuck you staying with a random stranger for 4 days. But he got stood up on a dinner after reminding shortly multiple times and pushed the shit back, gave somebody his personal belongings, brought a stranger to his crib (this really some safety shit too), you can see why he’s so tight. Mal said it best last episode, he felt like “who the fuck are you to do this?”
@kikuchusss Жыл бұрын
Eddin pluggin the patreon so people can witness the hug!!!!! Did anybody catch that....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! They are all on point. I can't stop laughing. They leave me no room to recover from the last punchline to the next. How they do it so well? It's great.
@jamiekoh6113 Жыл бұрын
I bought the Patreon. These past two episodes have been legendary.
@nobodyexceptme7794 Жыл бұрын
Surviving Julian: A New Years Nightmare
@tygottafeelin9753 Жыл бұрын
Surviving New Years: Julian’s Nightmare
@demarcusmckay Жыл бұрын
Surviving A Nightmare: Julian’s New Year
@whoudini08 Жыл бұрын
Confessions on Ice is nasty 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo Жыл бұрын
Hey 👋 Got something for you.🎁
@misskon6688 Жыл бұрын
Mal: “A woman can’t eat a whole steak, that’s CRAZY.” The list of things that are crazy is CRAZY 😂😂😂
@jibrilbuilder2668 Жыл бұрын
Next year is 2020 “More.” 😂
@thuthukanimngomezulu3238 Жыл бұрын
"That is what's wrong but it won't end with me!"😂😂😂😂
@dahkari2003 Жыл бұрын
Shorty running a train on the train ride is crazy, 😂😂😂
@lewlootpack4459 Жыл бұрын
She already had trains on the mind?
@GZMJr Жыл бұрын
Please always let Demaris talk… She’s the gift that keeps giving 😭 Loud & wrong is my favorite type of person. God never let her stop talking.
@motorcycle-man Жыл бұрын
That describes exactly how I feel. I'll be over here facepalming my face upside down tho lol.
@CantEditDaTruth Жыл бұрын
I’m starting to think she plays a character and doesn’t actually believe what she say. Cus it’s like .. no way bro
@motorcycle-man Жыл бұрын
@@CantEditDaTruth lol I hope so
@Veon_Ray Жыл бұрын
*Loud & Wrong!!!*
@phattygurlchronicles7527 Жыл бұрын
Smh
@warrencarroll6228 Жыл бұрын
Yo!! These last 2 pods are 10/10!! They shooting a 100%
@BigChiefRedEyezZ Жыл бұрын
The yakubian asking for the plot of Baby Boy is nuts 😂😂😂
@snuffy3141 Жыл бұрын
My nigga mal dressed like ice cube 😁
@kwestionme5241 Жыл бұрын
The baby boy point. For rory. That's kinda what makes the movie genius. It has no direction like the main character lol. Do the science King
@jalenfrommiramar Жыл бұрын
Jody was 20yrs old in Baby Boy give him a break 😂😂😂
@sportsmanjared Жыл бұрын
Lmao notice how the only woman in the room called him a bum 😂
@renaripley801 Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀
@The-Slump Жыл бұрын
We not gonna talk about Baisely pressin Mal at 12:07 😂😂
@Marcel16DM Жыл бұрын
"Flowers got you shook?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sagemode6 Жыл бұрын
Rory the type of nigga to make plane sounds with his spoon
@shadthagod8033 Жыл бұрын
Calling him a nigga is crazy
@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo Жыл бұрын
Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁
@ifrr8337 Жыл бұрын
The list breakdown was hilarious! 😂
@chrisjahmal4224 Жыл бұрын
CONFESSIONS ON ICE 😂
@ecomworld4695 Жыл бұрын
Mal too cool for school and can't even have a gogurt without being judged for it.
@19faf Жыл бұрын
The real question is, how fast is he finishing it
@dookfields2362 Жыл бұрын
Grown man sucking a gogurt is nuts
@ecomworld4695 Жыл бұрын
@@dookfields2362 It just shows people being insecure of how other people might view them. In our society nowadays, for example you just can't get a hotdog(not at a sporting event) with your homeboy without them commenting on how sus that is. Like wtf....
@jahmeek Жыл бұрын
"You eat go gurts"?😆😆
@alexjenkins2012 Жыл бұрын
Yo that list of what men can’t do and they brought up gogurt 😭😭💀. Ayy yo
@Malpakot Жыл бұрын
Mals internalised homophobia is crazy 😂
@Muybonitacoco22 Жыл бұрын
Idc Eddin is sooooo funny😂😂😂😂 love him!!
@19faf Жыл бұрын
Might be my fav person on the pod
@Muybonitacoco22 Жыл бұрын
@@19faf same!!
@phattygurlchronicles7527 Жыл бұрын
No he is I love him
@hasanih8384 Жыл бұрын
All these years Rory been joking about being molested, for some reason these past couple of episodes I’m starting to think it might not be just jokes…
@shugarae1 Жыл бұрын
It's not just jokes, but I think he's ok.
@lewlootpack4459 Жыл бұрын
It's only like the 6th time he's been on a pod and alluded to it not just being jokes. Take all the time you need to believe him tho 😆
@hasanih8384 Жыл бұрын
Now that you say it…he has kind of straight up said this was real shit. I just still thought it was only jokes cause that’s a wild thing to joke about on a podcast if it really happen to you.
@LboogieEntertainmentTv Жыл бұрын
The movie is called baby boy. The plot is about the immaturity and underdeveloped mindset of the balck man
@hollywood486 Жыл бұрын
That’s not by definition what plot means 😂 there need to be an order of events etc etc So the plot would be overcoming immaturity and developing a better mindset as a BLACK MAN. What you said is just shytting on black men not sure if you care but just worded it better if you do
@Brklynzfynest718 Жыл бұрын
"Confessions on Ice" is crazy! lmaooooo please!!!
@leejohn_bns Жыл бұрын
8:11 lmao Julian wit the light shot "does he see it tho?"
@renaripley801 Жыл бұрын
Yo y’all had me dying this whole pod 🤣🔥
@kathleenwhitlow7820 Жыл бұрын
Guys! I’m going to ask you guys just for the hundredth time. Can you please please please please please please please put your regular episodes on Patreon. All the other podcasts that I subscribe to put their regular episodes on Patreon along with the episodes you can only get as a subscriber. It’s helpful to have them all in one place and it’s helpful because you’re actually able to hear the music on Patreon which you cannot on KZfaq and I prefer to listen and watch at the same time. Please! It’s not too much to ask for an episode you’re already putting out to be on Patreon as well. That should be a given as a subscriber.
@remingtonsteel8409 Жыл бұрын
Comparing Schindler's List to Baby Boy is Craaazy!
@CCCou Жыл бұрын
I came here for the pup on the couch. Lol…
@Augusto0926 Жыл бұрын
So a robot can defend me in court but I can’t cast my presidential vote from my phone????
@hilfiger8629 Жыл бұрын
Ye theyre back the last few pods havent been that good but they killin it in the new year
@Tankes914 Жыл бұрын
Eddin saying hug from the back was insane 🤣🤣🤣
@CharliFunk Жыл бұрын
Literally wore that shirt yesterday. Stay outta my streaming closet Rors!!!
@elmascavidal1797 Жыл бұрын
Mal looking like he got his fit… from ice cube’s closet…..
@thecunninlynguist Жыл бұрын
good ep, the list is hilarious
@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo Жыл бұрын
Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁
@Malpakot Жыл бұрын
Rucksack is English word for a backpack 😂
@taydavis8888 Жыл бұрын
"Flowers got you shook" I'm deceased
@civilenggggg Жыл бұрын
Mals distaste for Eden is becoming fucking hilarious ngl
@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo Жыл бұрын
Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁
@zanndunge1503 Жыл бұрын
Uncle waffles is on the lineup in couchella
@abtshoni Жыл бұрын
BroOOo, about that train station stop game. I once took a train with my mother, and she slept throughout the train ride, I was so anxious cause I didn't know where we were supposed to go off...she literally woke up when we stopped at the station we were supposed to get off and carried on like its just another day. I was astonished cause it wasn't the last stop.
@NoluNini Жыл бұрын
Why are they pushing them to hug 🤣🤣. But it is weird that they have never hugged
@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo Жыл бұрын
Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁
@barrytaylor8772 Жыл бұрын
Baby boy, Shawshank Redemption great movies of 2nd chances,reinvention,self reflection and self forgiveness!
@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo Жыл бұрын
Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁
@ape-san6037 Жыл бұрын
I love baby d but she dead ass been the voice of every bird brain female these last two pods 🤣🤣
@lio5090 Жыл бұрын
Let her live and enjoy the content
@ZYaKnoe249 Жыл бұрын
We shouldn’t let stupid women ‘live’
@clarenceseedorf8084 Жыл бұрын
she is a mf birdbrain
@Dubstar47 Жыл бұрын
Lmao they got mad uncomfortable when they were asked to hug each other. Kinda weird but to each their own.
@YoshiandAiko Жыл бұрын
Harry had a frostbite. That's why.
@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo Жыл бұрын
Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁
@somebadi9 Жыл бұрын
mal with the ice cube swag tho
@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo Жыл бұрын
Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁
@RysinGgee Жыл бұрын
Breakn a Banana🍌 n rockn it is NASTY💀🤣Julian is Nasty
@Marcel16DM Жыл бұрын
1:08:00 the wildest 45 seconds 🤣🤣😭😭
@thuthukanimngomezulu3238 Жыл бұрын
Edin, how is having 1 or 2 tampons better than having an entire box?😂😂😂
@Beautifully_Chaotic3109 Жыл бұрын
Y’all been podding ❤❤❤❤❤
@GiLLMATIC21 Жыл бұрын
Lmao that list was wild
@PeachesROBERTS Жыл бұрын
Baisley in the beginning is me this Sunday morning
@kevinspencer6055 Жыл бұрын
You gotta DM your lawyer to throw the chair at the judge
@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo Жыл бұрын
Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁
@thebestrapperindcthebestra6429 Жыл бұрын
baby boy was actually deep. And symbolically showcased the plot of a mother A son. A baby mother all surving and the nuances of love in hood simply put a love story and coming of age movie..…. Like that went over his head
@kevthepoet Жыл бұрын
I honestly can't tell if Baby Boy is meant to be a comedy or not.
@thebestrapperindcthebestra6429 Жыл бұрын
@@kevthepoet bro literally that joint is based off some whole skaspere play or something .. it’s a tragic comedy with a a happy ending … Honestly bro I avoided watching the movie cuz o thought it was over hyped growing up but it’s really deep bro. Deals with single parenthood. Late blooming men . What it means to be a man.. mother son relationship, toxic relationships.. look up the movie explained Jon singleton is no joke. That movie showed ppl some shyt .
@dizzle82kb Жыл бұрын
You slick Edin 39:36 😂
@DifferentLevels Жыл бұрын
I've definitely invited 2 chicks over at the same time before thinking one wasn't gone show up, but luckily my homeboy was there 🤣 he just took the one less fortunate.
@tamiza22 Жыл бұрын
6:40 love baisley
@anthonycent3277 Жыл бұрын
Yo that hug shit was hilarious
@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын
A robot lawyer is wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ToDaMaxxx Жыл бұрын
Masculinity for a lot of men is super fragile.
@dstn07 Жыл бұрын
Opening your arms without the dapp😔👏🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@kinchen261 Жыл бұрын
Eddin sneaking that mal has big hips is hilarious
@jasonforte409 Жыл бұрын
Lol I peeped that and no one noticed it lol.
@daylonwright3635 Жыл бұрын
I love this podcast so fucking much
@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын
Fresh cut grass is the kryptonite 😂😂😂😂
@t.i.pstunna3401 Жыл бұрын
The funniest episode ever keep up the good work😂😂😂😂😂
@ZackBeNinja Жыл бұрын
Nah nah nah. 39:30 They can't let Baby D get the "you pulled him in and then you swayed?" off without saying nothing. Lmfaoooo.
@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo Жыл бұрын
Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁
@vukasakhecapitalvsc7085 Жыл бұрын
"two Podders, one razor" makes you more than boys, your family now 😂 ...
@rougherdam Жыл бұрын
19:26 Julian went to far 😂😅
@earnestmarks5454 Жыл бұрын
Yall must've forgot Frank was on 4:44. Lowkey they got a few collabs at this point
@livsluxlife5172 Жыл бұрын
Rory lowkey was down to hug 🥹
@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo Жыл бұрын
Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁
@captainkickazz360 Жыл бұрын
How are these guys just ignoring Bjork?! What?! Her before Frank is a dream line up
@jamesharry7357 Жыл бұрын
Within the first 5min I heard “subscribe to patreon” at least 10 times….relax
@freddiebridges5099 Жыл бұрын
I don’t like that part, that part I don’t like…..bullet train 😂😂😂
@mikewatts5106 Жыл бұрын
Anyone know what the opening song is on the audio version?
@dondreporter7237 Жыл бұрын
Lol yes, our phones/GoPro's/most electronics are water proof now
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