Borat is in America talking to the good folks about there mighty fine dogs. Enjoy the legend that is ... BORAT.
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@jamesquinn52817 ай бұрын
I'm high af. I can't stop laughing, laying down, just ate a bowl of cheerios, feel like I'm going to puke, very full. I think I'm going to die.
@user-mz6xs8xu6q6 ай бұрын
Nice
@GordonHaag6 ай бұрын
Are you a horse or a man?
@MostHighEmperorPalpatine6 ай бұрын
Bro... I smoke and watch Da Ali G Show ❤
@Al00f5 ай бұрын
VERY NIICE
@hush39565 ай бұрын
I can tell you're lying by one small thing, you said you're full but there's no such feeling when you're stoned xd
@calde6073 жыл бұрын
in kazakhstan we say watching a video out of sync is like watching a woman drive a car
@anus.14733 жыл бұрын
Thats Offensive . . . . . Women should not be driving a car
@nichhodge85033 жыл бұрын
Very good comment. It did annoy me watching it out of sync
@Alpha-move3 жыл бұрын
Mhmm i like this
@Catholicophobia3 жыл бұрын
Or letting a monkey fly a plane
@rhassan32122 жыл бұрын
Not drive, just park may be. Drive would be like a monkey flying a plane.
@anus.14733 жыл бұрын
Legend says he's still telling stories about horse and man
@Shablulsky3 жыл бұрын
Ah ha
@gopiyadavgs6812 жыл бұрын
This was so funny
@yukm0uth Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@walkera170Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@andrewwowk93854 жыл бұрын
Second guy was practicing social distancing well before Corona.
@AdamWestish3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the few guys like that I knew growing up would have reacted the exact same way 🤣 I like how he pushes the boundaries of every single person, he's awesomely horrible
@arlind530d3 жыл бұрын
Another stupid covid joke
@easylifewithsyed94393 жыл бұрын
Corona the pic of borat’s wife
@CookingWithClaus3 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with trying to avoid contact with a strange man that's already kissed you twice.
@artonline013 жыл бұрын
They say if horse make Covid joke is like if a man make Covid joke
@fatbenny22645 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he showed the old guy his wife’s nudes
@DeepHouseification3 жыл бұрын
And the reply . That’s fun 😂😂😂
@cellblocknine53853 жыл бұрын
What did you lose exactly When I lose things I always just retrace my steps.
@easyHoax3 жыл бұрын
And they were Polaroids too
@jotcw813 жыл бұрын
He shows them to a elder couple at a baseball (I think) game, their reaction is also hilarious 😂
@DAVINOENTERPRISES3 жыл бұрын
ditto
@connorlucas50353 жыл бұрын
The horse to man bit is literally the funniest thing ive ever seen
@Spacedawg8792 жыл бұрын
It took a while, but now I know that a horse is like a man. Chinqui Borat
@schwinnbike182 жыл бұрын
I had to wipe away tears while watching that. 🤣
@ohmainzte2 жыл бұрын
@@schwinnbike18 if a horse wipe away tears, you know tears? It's like a man wipe away tears.
@adolflenin4973 Жыл бұрын
@@ohmainzte How to spell your name?
@milademjayy Жыл бұрын
She’s so patient with him
@boulevard143 жыл бұрын
She actually stood with him for 4 minutes listening to him explain horse and man. Commitment. I smell a wedding coming up. 💕
@ambitionsskyyyy Жыл бұрын
Haha
@allanshpeley42845 ай бұрын
If horse has wedding, is like if man have wedding.
@rejectwokeness1314Ай бұрын
In Kazakhstan if a woman spend more than a minute with a man she's obliged to marry him 😂
@aaronwoodard17495 жыл бұрын
When he showed the old man the pictures of his wife bahahahaha!
@KateCarew5 жыл бұрын
Aaron Woodard she is uh...uninhibited
@smoke1forthedeadhomies8375 жыл бұрын
kate carew LMAO 😂
@0166324 жыл бұрын
Verri naais-ah! hai faivvvv-ah!
@grubbybum36144 жыл бұрын
I paused it and spanked.
@JanBabiuchHall4 жыл бұрын
I use this
@edwardfortae23505 жыл бұрын
That poor woman if a horse is like..... so patient.
@ashleelmb3 жыл бұрын
My ex girlfriend was exactly the same...she'd literally wait there all day so's not to upset the person still talking. 😂
@KazmirRunik3 жыл бұрын
She went from accepting to uncomfortable to amused by the end.
@vahidmirkhani5 жыл бұрын
She didn't interrupt for FOUR minutes😱 She's a keeper 😏
@user-nh1og5hy1u4 жыл бұрын
@Deneb Scott ur a dumass
@blockhead81344 жыл бұрын
@@user-nh1og5hy1u check and mate hahahahah
@0ee634 жыл бұрын
In Kazakhstan standard this quality is all that is needed to be wife :)
@nextup1233 жыл бұрын
Deneb Scott Are you a woman?
@uuuultra3 жыл бұрын
Nobody is that interesting
@RatchetRalphOfficial4 жыл бұрын
"you will put him in a sack and chuck him in river?" "haha no" "WhY NoT"
@paddyllac81773 жыл бұрын
The ride girl won for me the gold medal of patience and politeness by listening for what felt like 10 min to Borats "Horse/Man" - Allegory without interrumpting him once !
@orvine833 жыл бұрын
When he showed his wife's picture it really had me laughing hard
@I_Kan8 ай бұрын
Looooooool 😂😂😂
@bollydien24075 жыл бұрын
Borat: Why you laugh Lady: Im just a happy girl Borat: She is dead Lady: Oh..thats not good
@accountgesperrt43644 жыл бұрын
she says "SHES a happy girl" not
@jasonlee35304 жыл бұрын
@@accountgesperrt4364 Ok boomer
@enekaitzteixeira7010 Жыл бұрын
@@jasonlee3530 Wtf. What kind of dumb answer is that.
@ma2i485 Жыл бұрын
The millenial kind
@ownSystem5 ай бұрын
Shes a great sport
@dennysmith43965 жыл бұрын
"If a horse...tall... is like if a man tall"... x 1000... An hour later ... "Do you under-stand?"..."YUUUUP!!!" patience personified here ...poor peep she deserves an award...
@MrPink123454 жыл бұрын
It's between her and Dean McCool, cheese saleseman
@TheLazarusOperation4 жыл бұрын
Borat is a Jojo reference
@jeffmorrissey95624 жыл бұрын
That part was horrible to watch, not even funny.
@TLiu-1b3 жыл бұрын
@@MrPink12345 i would have to go with the cheese dude
@Zenaku3 жыл бұрын
@@jeffmorrissey9562 It was very funny dude hahaha just hear his pronounciation
@niamhoconnor89865 жыл бұрын
We say if a horse is writing a KZfaq-comments, it's like if a man is writing KZfaq-comment.
@niamhoconnor89865 жыл бұрын
@schindler91589 We say if a horse likes a KZfaq reply-comment, it's like if a man likes a KZfaq reply-comment.
@chewy28045 жыл бұрын
We say here in Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 if a horse 🐎 collect spermatozoa, it’s like a man collect spermatozoa, but this man he wear a blue hat 🧢
@1379andre3 жыл бұрын
Finally a woman with a sense of humor! Well played amiga well played👏🏼
@idrislamkadem64603 жыл бұрын
Hhhhhhhhh
@Alpha-move3 жыл бұрын
Garbage comment
@dominickmicale54135 жыл бұрын
The last two minutes are going to give me a stroke
@miltonmarcantel45025 жыл бұрын
He tried so hard to get her to take the bait and finish his sentence so he can reply "You have this saying too in your country?" LOL
@divad23324 жыл бұрын
" If a horse likes a cheeseburger with toasted mushrooms , melted cheese and caramelized onions, then we say ……."
@Flamingbannas4 жыл бұрын
Just going out on a limb here but would they say, "a man likes a cheeseburger with toasted mushrooms, melted cheese and caramelized onions"??
@markymark4432 жыл бұрын
"How many years have you been doing doggy style?" I just love that word choice so damn much.
@Gfresh8445 жыл бұрын
The horse one is a classic. Should have put it in the show, instead of on the DVD extra's. The woman was so patient.
@ijemand56722 жыл бұрын
Do us all a favour and learn to use apostrophes properly
@suicidal.nihilist21072 жыл бұрын
@@ijemand5672 Do u's a favor' and 'end your miserable existen'ce
@ijemand56722 жыл бұрын
@@suicidal.nihilist2107 I have tried twice already
@hakeemlecco4109 Жыл бұрын
You should look at the extra part where he’s in a grocery store with a manager. They’re in the dairy aisle and he just ask what’s this item one by one for the whole aisle
@user-nd8vw3vs6t5 жыл бұрын
Borat became the 2nd biggest challenge for America after WW2
@01Jelen105 жыл бұрын
1:19 Guys reason why he's not gonna kill his dog is because dog is expensive. Borat movie says a lot about people that he meet.
@rollothewalker55354 жыл бұрын
Yeah....
@amf3343 жыл бұрын
What is wrong with this?
@pumpkin20843 жыл бұрын
@@amf334 Because it makes it seem that he cares more about the dog's worth and show ability rather than the dog itself. Sadly true for some pet show participants.
@misojimo21542 жыл бұрын
exactly… so many bad people exposed by borat movies
@misojimo21542 жыл бұрын
@@amf334 i guess you don’t see dogs as living animals who are worth a lot more than money.
@KJ12342 жыл бұрын
Borat's wife's pictures XD I love the order of the photos and how the guy reacted. Too funny!
@cellblocknine53855 жыл бұрын
Hahaha “your dog is a loser”.
@ownSystem3 жыл бұрын
Was awesome. Love Borat. When he comes out with a movie he's going to make some cash.
@IvnValmont Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@0786RICARDO5 жыл бұрын
Its painful to watch, it's like horse feels painful to watch... lol
@DavidSiciliano21004 жыл бұрын
If it feels painful for a horse to watch, it's like man feels painful to watch.
@xino_z3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@anyas.22113 жыл бұрын
1:29 he loses character for a moment😂🙌
@thehot27992 жыл бұрын
You stare so bad at guys .that's how you realized that lol
@freerider177 Жыл бұрын
@@thehot2799 I am quite confident this is the dumbest comment I’ve ever seen on youtube
@liampalmer87293 жыл бұрын
She had the patience of a saint
@ulugbekisakov14843 жыл бұрын
"If a horse is X, it is like if a man is X"
@jessereynolds31735 жыл бұрын
We say in a Kazakhstan if Horse walk on grass it's like men walk on grass lol
@therealdirtydan51293 жыл бұрын
I learned a lot about horses today
@matkobiliskov94975 ай бұрын
Is like you learn a lot about men today
@frontallobotomy34815 жыл бұрын
I swear this was filmed in 1987
@dernvader68765 жыл бұрын
Kazakhstan is just still in the 20th Century is all... haven't you seen movies from Russia or E. Germany?, their film has that washed out look to it... like bad technicolor...
@davejames14525 жыл бұрын
its suposed to look like it.
@chewy28045 жыл бұрын
Dern Vader good point
@KateCarew5 жыл бұрын
Frontal Lobotomy just remind yourself the dog show world is easily two decades behind 🙏🏻
@mr.k92625 жыл бұрын
Damn take a hike
@NimaLama-xe3lj3 жыл бұрын
The hand signs he makes to describe sex gets me everytime Sexy time...
@bychen50114 ай бұрын
👏👉👌
@3dgar7eandro3 жыл бұрын
How many time have you been doing doggie style..? 15 years... WOW 🤯🤯🙌👏👏👌👌
@victorbergholz6 жыл бұрын
cmoon why audio is out of sync :(
@EddieLomaxx5 жыл бұрын
Victor Bergholz dunno I used VLC to the best of my abilities. Sorry
@doctorandusB5 жыл бұрын
no they are belly speakers. Borat loves these womans.
@flipverb5 жыл бұрын
He make trickings on you. This is good joke yes?
@leotadeu19795 жыл бұрын
because the audio was synchronized in Kazakhstan, using high-level of kazakh technology
@jhk65585 жыл бұрын
@@EddieLomaxx if you fail this badly, just dont upload it dude.
@AmrTheUndertaker3 жыл бұрын
If i were her, I'd tell him "wow such wisdom i need to write it down please repeat it all over again"
@markymark4432 жыл бұрын
7:20 - 11:02 me trying to reach the word count on an essay
@SLR-hn5yy3 жыл бұрын
As I was wiping the tears of laughter from my face I was laughing so hysterically hard that I almost fainted
@visionist76 жыл бұрын
I can collect spermatozoa
@ultimateninjaboi2 жыл бұрын
"It can, it has." Such an underrated response
@krallepinger94786 жыл бұрын
0:55 wow! "it can, it has!" hahahaah
@tyc99625 жыл бұрын
Fucking weirdos in the world
@thomassmart40884 жыл бұрын
didn't bat an eyelid
@Ord7803 жыл бұрын
Borat is Barons best character
@Ajwooning5 жыл бұрын
omg, man = horse got it!
@lakeshowg35365 жыл бұрын
@Cristhian Asallam Sanchez Ramirez lmao
@chewy28045 жыл бұрын
Cristhian Asallam Sanchez Ramirez LOL 😆
@Agent1W4 жыл бұрын
In Kazakhstan.
@dretheman1233 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand. Another analogy needed
@mrtambourineman61073 жыл бұрын
Hands up if you're watching this during Coronavirus 2020?
@derpfriend14193 жыл бұрын
My hands are up. Can't press like
@Zenaku3 жыл бұрын
@@derpfriend1419 I wrote with my feet
@uuuultra3 жыл бұрын
Fuck off
@Vaibhav_Kumar_20033 жыл бұрын
I don't know there are people watching it at this time or not but to those who are still reading this i observed something at 1:19 The man said, "It's an expensive, it didn't bring shame on me" . . . . . The dog might not bring shame on you but your money-oriented mind certainly brings shame to the dog
@Kelly14UK5 жыл бұрын
She's certainly uninhibited
@ramurphygmailcom2 жыл бұрын
I have tears coming out of my eyes from the horse - man routine
@erikwhitebeard794 жыл бұрын
The if a horse skit is one of the greatest things ever.
@mohammedalbehadli98833 жыл бұрын
She was loosening in the "If a horse.." part
@henrylivingstone29713 жыл бұрын
“It has” wtf has happened at this dog show 😂😂😂
@dixienormus42303 жыл бұрын
Borat is the only thing helping me through quarantine
@trueflip253 жыл бұрын
Omg I laughed so hard at this video. The look on their faces is priceless.
@ThePhysicalReaction Жыл бұрын
borat such a smooth operator
@user-qy9ys7ux6v3 жыл бұрын
"How to stop rt boys from enjoying the dog" lmao
@DatTune Жыл бұрын
جابر كيفك واحشني. اخبار الاهل عساهم طيبين
@natep06115 жыл бұрын
GENIUS!! LOVE SACHA!
@icebrow4 жыл бұрын
"Can I collect spermatozoa from your dog?" I died.
@RobBonavoglia3 жыл бұрын
AND WE SAY IF HORSE IS MAD, IS LIKE MAN IS MAD.
@likhochokri68492 жыл бұрын
"now your dog is a loser..do you get upset?" Buahaha 😂
@globaldigitaldirectsubsidi44934 жыл бұрын
If a horse makes an analogy of being like a man, it is like if a man makes an analogy of being like a horse.
@davidtsw3 жыл бұрын
Damn she showed him a lot of patience at the end
@asmongoldsmouth98397 ай бұрын
*The audio needs to be run synced. Sony Vegas would make short work of this.*
@KateCarew5 жыл бұрын
Skyler Riley has entered dissociative fugue state to endure this.
@JanBabiuchHall4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, your comment made me lose my shit
@dmack47yo4 жыл бұрын
Schuyler Riley
@anda69632 жыл бұрын
I stayed til the end, but couldn't help but feel so curious at how he dragged on n change his pace n rhythm.. Therefore keeping it all so surprisingly tolerable.
@Muzza20237 ай бұрын
It’s impossible to watch Borat and no laugh 😂
@TS50ER5 жыл бұрын
That Kazakh film technology is garbage, it is so out of synch.
@colehanna40634 жыл бұрын
That’s the biggest joke of the movie 😂
@fegarus27684 жыл бұрын
Its not bcs of film......
@ChrisM-bn5vr3 жыл бұрын
cole hanna This is not from the movie, all these clips on KZfaq are from Da Ali G Show, it was a tv show that came out like 4 years before the movie. Can't you tell from the quality and the way he looks?
@pimpbehindthewheel32073 жыл бұрын
@@fegarus2768 Hahahahahah really?!?!?!?
@SPNKr163 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisM-bn5vr SBC has been doing Borat since the mid to late 90s. He went to the USA at least twice before he went for the first film which nobody had any idea what it was about because there was no internet in most homes, hell..maybe because no KZfaq instead. He shouldn't have done the second movie but I suppose he couldn't help himself. The stupid idiots ate it up and declared it "amazing" when on the contrary it is what it is, stupid entertainment for stupid idiots. The TV shows SBC used to be on when doing Borat were way funnier than even the first film.
@AK-de7jn3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO the horse to man comparison part killlled me!!!
@Crackerbarrelkid56 Жыл бұрын
The pictures of his wife 🤣🤣 I'm Dead
@kyore7895 жыл бұрын
I need Borat and Eric Andre collab.
@lakeshowg35365 жыл бұрын
That would be some epic shit
@ZenZillАй бұрын
This, the Row Club, and Cambridge by Borat are some of the funniest videos that exist on Earth.
@haleybunker13393 жыл бұрын
Beautiful dogs!
@crobeth43204 жыл бұрын
this guy is from many countries he looks like an arab he has a russian accent and he speaks english
@Anthony-qu7qd3 жыл бұрын
back when borat was funny
@aldenmurphy9485 Жыл бұрын
wdym??
@wuj3kdar05 жыл бұрын
Dzienkuje
@fayssalmansoul73294 жыл бұрын
The "if" part got me in stitches hhh
@philipegan18062 жыл бұрын
Skylar is very patient hahaha
@portkembla19554 жыл бұрын
In Kahzakstan we say............
@elfritts9895 Жыл бұрын
Those Polaroid's made me actually laugh out loud
@eddieberriman87904 жыл бұрын
Absolute comic genius...
@adnanhajdarpasic50196 жыл бұрын
Borat Legend
@chasemoylan37693 жыл бұрын
You can tell how much he has changed borat over the years
@abudujana133 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂 Thanks for the video, EDDIELOMAXX
@henrylivingstone29713 жыл бұрын
I love how when the man was looking through the pictures of Borat’s ‘wife’ he suspected that there was gonna be a naughty connotation but still went through it 😂😂😂
@JeroenB.8 ай бұрын
Dvd sgsbdbwgfzgeg
@noelsplectrum93 жыл бұрын
He’s a fuckin genius
@frezara.k87063 жыл бұрын
"how many years you've been doing doggy style" "15 years" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SpiderKtmRider3 жыл бұрын
He looks so much like Freddie Mercury
@Hirohito_iLoveYou3 жыл бұрын
Milo870 he should’ve played him in the movie
@justinklenk Жыл бұрын
In Kazakhstan, we say, "If a horse looks so much like Freddy Mercury, it's like a man looks so much like Freddy Mercury."
@LePageChannel3 жыл бұрын
Those 2 girls rarely get hit on. They want some BORAT!
@aaronganga6630Ай бұрын
wo wo wi wah very nice video
@DannyYounghill5 жыл бұрын
Azamat Bogatov, Boltok, Korki Bucek and Borat. This is another movie.
@buggyman2867 ай бұрын
“How many years have you been doing doggystyle” 😂😂
@angelanova9732 Жыл бұрын
I love how the music sounds A LOT LIKE POPULAR GREEK MUSIC WAY BACK IN THE 80s/90s! 😂
@mylakhal11143 жыл бұрын
This lady with the hat She is so patient
@jasiriboards5 ай бұрын
1:30 he almost broke character 😂
@Lasharella3 жыл бұрын
On the 3rd horse joke I’d rip his mustache off one by one, damn her patience is unbelievable!
@luishernandez57327 ай бұрын
"If a horse is..." "uhumm"
@euphoria7284 жыл бұрын
"She's uninhibited"
@cenobitecyborgkratch96693 жыл бұрын
The dog training lady is cool af.
@ljlove85502 жыл бұрын
Kinda disappointed the video wasn’t just Borat asking every dog owner “what type of dog is this?”
@xpto416 жыл бұрын
this guy is amazing ahah
@ben46385 жыл бұрын
did he just say some of those dogs have been interfered with