Borat - S01E02 - US Etiquette

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Marcus Johansson

Marcus Johansson

17 жыл бұрын

my wife is dead :)

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@Kyle-21-
@Kyle-21- 7 жыл бұрын
Heather: "talk about pleasant thing" (Pause) Borat: "my wife is dead"
@HankTheTank23
@HankTheTank23 7 жыл бұрын
Helen*
@Kyle-21-
@Kyle-21- 7 жыл бұрын
Henry R my bad
@matfejpatrusin4550
@matfejpatrusin4550 6 жыл бұрын
I literally started to laugh out loud like an idiot
@iiqspat2629
@iiqspat2629 3 жыл бұрын
That is a pleasant thing
@purplecrown505
@purplecrown505 Жыл бұрын
She die in the field
@szneka12
@szneka12 9 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE GEORGE.
@kernetbus
@kernetbus 8 жыл бұрын
+George Chigas Lol
@firebreather1009
@firebreather1009 8 жыл бұрын
PAHAHAHA
@roni4life876
@roni4life876 6 жыл бұрын
Szneka huj
@roni4life876
@roni4life876 6 жыл бұрын
Szneka lmap
@roni4life876
@roni4life876 6 жыл бұрын
Szneka kmld
@Maxcaliberman
@Maxcaliberman 13 жыл бұрын
How in the hell does he stay in character the whole time? I'd be crying laughing so damn hard!!
@matimus100
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
No zero hell exists
@eighmanauraview
@eighmanauraview Жыл бұрын
That's why it's even better. Dude is a fucking g
@SolarmaneTheProducer
@SolarmaneTheProducer Жыл бұрын
Nah but he might not find this even funny like we do its art tbh
@kawaiilotus
@kawaiilotus 11 ай бұрын
@@eighmanauraview A fucking Ali G!
@RicoLee27
@RicoLee27 10 ай бұрын
He did laugh in some clips. He just played it off smartly
@1986Dams
@1986Dams Жыл бұрын
I love how Sacha always gets visibly drunk at these dinner parties and then just lives his best life on camera.
@pjmcquillan3424
@pjmcquillan3424 6 ай бұрын
SBC doesnt drink...
@1986Dams
@1986Dams 6 ай бұрын
@@pjmcquillan3424 er yeah ok so when they served wine at the dinner party he wasn't actually downing his glass he was doing a magic trick 🤣
@easley421
@easley421 6 ай бұрын
​@@1986Damspunctuation
@Chthonian121
@Chthonian121 7 жыл бұрын
"Can I talk about my hobbies." "Of course!" "Do you like a porno?"
@mixwb
@mixwb 7 жыл бұрын
Chthonian121 *puts hand on man's shoulder* "I like a... I like a shaved pussy!"
@Keyring7031
@Keyring7031 Жыл бұрын
Only time I’ve ever seen Sacha start to break character lol.
@apapz3245
@apapz3245 Жыл бұрын
Rape
@ethaneveraldo
@ethaneveraldo 7 жыл бұрын
He's a comedy genius
@guilhermezardo8286
@guilhermezardo8286 5 жыл бұрын
He's kind of the comedy roof, nobody goes beyond.
@clich126
@clich126 Жыл бұрын
Your simple
@pedroparamo7351
@pedroparamo7351 Жыл бұрын
He's a genius of stupidity.
@TheSands83
@TheSands83 Жыл бұрын
@@clich126you’re
@sarangistudent8614
@sarangistudent8614 6 ай бұрын
@@TheSands83🤣
@MrFefeleaga
@MrFefeleaga 9 жыл бұрын
"There is a smell". Plain genius.
@Nazdahra
@Nazdahra 6 жыл бұрын
"It smell like a shit"
@WeMuckAround
@WeMuckAround 4 жыл бұрын
Parascheeva Furnal it’s so fantastically delivered. Amazing acting
@dagaybrucewayne
@dagaybrucewayne 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nazdahra it does!
@gorky1986
@gorky1986 4 жыл бұрын
We say a pat! A pat...bad smell from the hole...I can do a big pat!
@dagaybrucewayne
@dagaybrucewayne 4 жыл бұрын
@@gorky1986 YOU WANT??
@SpannerzIsHappy
@SpannerzIsHappy 6 жыл бұрын
"Talk about pleasant things". "My wife is dead"
@icyhotfire
@icyhotfire 5 жыл бұрын
He was a better one, thats a good thing.
@xshark101
@xshark101 10 жыл бұрын
"Will you teach me please...err...how to be...a manners?"
@AlpLimIndFox
@AlpLimIndFox 7 жыл бұрын
"How to be a menace"
@donnellm5435
@donnellm5435 4 жыл бұрын
@@AlpLimIndFox that's what I thought
@lemouq
@lemouq 8 жыл бұрын
i can't handle all that humor , i almost lost my breath because of thr laughter
@matimus100
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
Stop watching it then
@greggd2027
@greggd2027 Жыл бұрын
4:00 - Borat: "Last night I havea sex". George's wife: "I beg your pardon?" George: "he had a steak". Nice cover 😅
@evilgenius747
@evilgenius747 10 жыл бұрын
"...for vagin..."
@SOGNAMETAL
@SOGNAMETAL 6 жыл бұрын
And lately the last years "bobs end vagene".
@MrALenCar321
@MrALenCar321 4 жыл бұрын
@@SOGNAMETAL Bob and vegene is from India.
@aluminummoonlightasmr2429
@aluminummoonlightasmr2429 5 жыл бұрын
6:23 Notice how the lady tries to talk but everyone ignores her so she just puts her head down🤣
@SpaceMissile
@SpaceMissile 4 жыл бұрын
so sad. haha
@glx3846
@glx3846 4 жыл бұрын
She seems nice
@massimilianoangelofedel7116
@massimilianoangelofedel7116 4 жыл бұрын
because we dont allow woman to sit with a men..... :D :D :D
@clich126
@clich126 Жыл бұрын
Had Disgraced herself somehow
@csm5040
@csm5040 8 ай бұрын
She was cracking
@massivechafe
@massivechafe 8 ай бұрын
I honestly just think Sacha likes to live through these characters like they're a shield between him and the world. He does it brilliantly
@johnrahman7698
@johnrahman7698 10 жыл бұрын
I saw this for the first time over 10 years ago....still cracks me up!!
@xv0047
@xv0047 Жыл бұрын
20 years on and it still cracks me up
@odenperformance
@odenperformance 9 ай бұрын
First !
@nua_krak
@nua_krak 6 ай бұрын
are you still alive?
@finalgeneration1462
@finalgeneration1462 6 ай бұрын
@@nua_krakWhy wouldn’t he?
@iiqspat2629
@iiqspat2629 3 жыл бұрын
“She is good... I know she is good” such an under rated writing and execution ! XD
@catcatcatcatcatcatcat
@catcatcatcatcatcatcat Жыл бұрын
no writing, just execution
@PabloCruise91
@PabloCruise91 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he kisses the men on the cheek but not the women
@matimus100
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
Love?
@al112v4
@al112v4 11 ай бұрын
@@matimus100 double standards poking fun at how women had to deal with it most of the time but not men, making them a bit uncomfortable at the same time.
@h4sty493
@h4sty493 10 ай бұрын
is how you do it in a Kazakhstan
@terencechia9986
@terencechia9986 7 ай бұрын
It cracks me up. Especially how the men are caught off guard and they end up standing there taking the kisses 😂😂
@DiffrentStef
@DiffrentStef 4 жыл бұрын
“You don’t makes it obvious” .. “There is a smell.. it’s a smell like a shit” Lmfao
@ghostface8468
@ghostface8468 7 жыл бұрын
But she was a niiice!
@johnrahman7698
@johnrahman7698 7 жыл бұрын
Hi-Five!!!!!
@TheEpicProjects300K
@TheEpicProjects300K 4 жыл бұрын
You're in trouble, George
@RafaSnaks
@RafaSnaks 4 жыл бұрын
Sacha must've farted for real, if they agreed about the smell.
@kijiji93
@kijiji93 4 жыл бұрын
4:53 Sacha almost broke character he was so close to bursting out laughing lmao
@inanisneminem
@inanisneminem 3 жыл бұрын
Made it a lot funnier coz he looked like a maniac XD
@theEmerican555
@theEmerican555 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah lmao the fact that his voice cracked made it even funnier that he almost lost it 😂
@blakanal7222
@blakanal7222 3 жыл бұрын
Best scene! I like a shaved pussy 😂👌🏼
@likhochokri6849
@likhochokri6849 3 жыл бұрын
You got 69 likes NICE!
@blakanal7222
@blakanal7222 3 жыл бұрын
@@likhochokri6849 I like 69, i like it!!😄
@ski4life19
@ski4life19 12 жыл бұрын
His intonation when he says it smells like shit is too funny
@matimus100
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
Disgusting language
@Rhenjamin69
@Rhenjamin69 9 жыл бұрын
"Don't make it obvious" there is a smell.... It a, it smell like a shit. "Borak, don't do it...." It is coming HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@jacoobowski
@jacoobowski 4 жыл бұрын
,,you are in trouble George" - I love how the lady handled the situation and first of all - real trust, understanding and compasion which is iluminating from that lady- amazing. I learn so much from you you crazy Borat ;)
@josemexicanmexican7602
@josemexicanmexican7602 Жыл бұрын
That couple is a relationship goal. I love them and wish them the best
@CalHarding01
@CalHarding01 11 ай бұрын
That couple-the lady in particular-were MVPs at the dinner.
@DHodges187
@DHodges187 9 жыл бұрын
"It Smell LIke a Shit"
@matimus100
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
You do disgusting
@extraordinory
@extraordinory 7 жыл бұрын
he said to woman "sir helen" lol😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@LioDeSousaActor
@LioDeSousaActor 13 жыл бұрын
" it a smell like a shit",
@matimus100
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
Disgusting
@Sputnik1in1957
@Sputnik1in1957 14 жыл бұрын
The Lady: "There is also wonderful flowers..." Borat interrupting: "I can do big putt!!! You want I try?" Priceless! hahaha
@draculanova6548
@draculanova6548 7 жыл бұрын
4:27 George is like 'Hell yeah!'
@xpeh_nonagewb
@xpeh_nonagewb 3 жыл бұрын
He's in trouble 😂
@millat_ibraheem
@millat_ibraheem 8 жыл бұрын
lool at 6:19 he kept cutting off that woman and then she just gave up
@thedretti21
@thedretti21 6 жыл бұрын
That made me fking cry manملة إبراهيم حنيفا
@Adam-ib5fi
@Adam-ib5fi 6 жыл бұрын
ملة إبراهيم حنيفا I
@circa1993
@circa1993 4 жыл бұрын
😭😂😂😂😂
@christianebel6122
@christianebel6122 7 жыл бұрын
You're in trouble, George!
@shadowpoet4398
@shadowpoet4398 3 жыл бұрын
You can tell the men secretly have a Borat-like side about them. They both easily and freely high-five at how sex with the Gambian was "a-very nice!" Then the wife "you're in trouble, George" XDDDDDDD
@Cloud007.
@Cloud007. 9 ай бұрын
Most men do.
@chkpik
@chkpik 13 күн бұрын
Thats the genius of SBC. He trolls but in a way that reveals people.
@shadowpoet4398
@shadowpoet4398 13 күн бұрын
Agreed. SBC is an amazingly good actor. His improve is Shakespearian
@Etop05
@Etop05 7 жыл бұрын
She like to make money, High Five!!
@KnorpelDelux
@KnorpelDelux 11 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone is talking with their mouths full as the evening gets worse and worse.
@evadose311
@evadose311 Жыл бұрын
Etiquette went flying out the door relatively quickly as soon as he entered the room and they just basically said screw it and threw their etiquette out the door as well...that is by FAR the most hilarious part of this video has me rolling everytime lolol
@matimus100
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
You love so easy
@INoobSaibot
@INoobSaibot 4 ай бұрын
@@evadose311who this peoples?
@cornecvandeventer6118
@cornecvandeventer6118 2 жыл бұрын
The old guy answered "no" suspiciously quickly to the porno question
@AloeHahh
@AloeHahh 2 жыл бұрын
The high fives at 4:22 get me everytime especially the smile from the seoncd guy
@richs23
@richs23 11 ай бұрын
"Your in trouble George" lololololol
@bubblegumbabeface6629
@bubblegumbabeface6629 Жыл бұрын
Sacha could have played an amazing Freddy Mercury
@todyrodgers1169
@todyrodgers1169 9 ай бұрын
On point.
@White_Genes
@White_Genes 7 ай бұрын
Dude I’ve always said they look alike 😂😂
@EdEddington
@EdEddington 7 ай бұрын
He wanted to make the movie fun
@kurziieee
@kurziieee 7 жыл бұрын
The master troll.
@thedretti21
@thedretti21 6 жыл бұрын
George was really in trouble
@RadislavPirgozliev
@RadislavPirgozliev 2 ай бұрын
My he kin really enjoys prostitutes, but ya know he never tips - he pinch pinches the penny. 😇
@zachs652
@zachs652 2 жыл бұрын
1:44 “Like my wife, she is booring”
@Imalrightma
@Imalrightma 8 ай бұрын
Borat will never not be funny. Truly gold
@asdf7108
@asdf7108 9 жыл бұрын
This guy is the light of the party! To bad they didnt apreciate any of it
@mizofan
@mizofan 3 жыл бұрын
Very strange
@JeffSmith-eq3kc
@JeffSmith-eq3kc 8 ай бұрын
The fact he can keep a straight face is the greatest thing ever
@adammacdomhnail2014
@adammacdomhnail2014 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing would beat the first borat. It was fucking hilarious😂😂
@williamharnois254
@williamharnois254 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, it stinks he can’t do more of these forever.
@KentlandVFD33
@KentlandVFD33 4 жыл бұрын
Press F to pay respects to George
@RichSmithson
@RichSmithson 10 ай бұрын
I remember when this was on way back in the early 2000s. I was in high school and the next day after an episode everyone was talking like Borat. IMO he was always the best of the 3 major Sacha Baron Cohen characters. Ali G just came across as a cartoon character, Bruno was so over the top it was annoying, but Borat people believed because not many people have any knowledge of countries in central Asia. It's too bad the movies killed Borat off for good. The character only works when people are unaware its not a skit.
@ghostface8468
@ghostface8468 7 жыл бұрын
Your in trouble george
@Youre
@Youre 7 жыл бұрын
You're*
@ourlovehowerica
@ourlovehowerica 9 ай бұрын
😂 unbelievably good, each time I review any of your sketches it's a new emotion and always absolutely great😂
@KingTut14
@KingTut14 10 жыл бұрын
Borat sounds like he smoked too much weed before the dinner.
@GHC3
@GHC3 Жыл бұрын
The Kazakhstanani reefer must be strong, sure helps you get through your depressingly boring day in a former Soviet Socialist Republic.
@IzayoiArwena
@IzayoiArwena 4 жыл бұрын
Make a smell, hahaha! I like when she says shes impressed by how cute he sits. Talk about pleasant things "My wife is dead" i love him
@dusty7191
@dusty7191 11 ай бұрын
The awkwardness that comes with Borat kissing north american guys never gets old.
@zacharymcdowall1856
@zacharymcdowall1856 10 жыл бұрын
There is a smell, it smell like a shit hahaha!! Brilliant!
@personanongrata8851
@personanongrata8851 9 жыл бұрын
yes, it does!
@gh4pwner
@gh4pwner 14 жыл бұрын
lmao, i almost had a heart attack when he says my wife is dead out of no where XD
@harry14imb
@harry14imb 2 жыл бұрын
I literally have never laughed harder than when I first saw this part 4:54
@whiteshadow59
@whiteshadow59 Жыл бұрын
It's just so good
@TrueCrazyLion
@TrueCrazyLion 3 ай бұрын
“You want I can do? I have one!” LMFAO 🤣
@champwagner
@champwagner 12 жыл бұрын
the old guys that gave him a hifive and then the porno question awesome.
@lutheran7674
@lutheran7674 5 жыл бұрын
Helen- maybe she's boring because you haven't done it enough with her. borat- I do everything, in the kitchen I I do it in every way., haha
@paulo263
@paulo263 13 жыл бұрын
Im in tears, this is just too funny!!
@kazzmoney9577
@kazzmoney9577 8 жыл бұрын
LMFAO. Ah man i remember this funny shit
@AlexTSilver
@AlexTSilver 10 ай бұрын
"You are in trouble George" lol that couple was great
@TheKaluNaama
@TheKaluNaama 6 ай бұрын
These are better than in the movie.
@cbhlde
@cbhlde Жыл бұрын
4:27 " You're in trouble George!" Poor George was just complimenting his mate! ;)
@anibalnikov47
@anibalnikov47 6 жыл бұрын
4:28 you're in trouble george!
@whotube88
@whotube88 7 жыл бұрын
"She's a boringggg"
@jjohnss5522
@jjohnss5522 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂you are tiny !he will squash you when you do sex “.. love the way he cracks himself up when he says this at the end 😂😂😂
@noseefood1943
@noseefood1943 7 жыл бұрын
borat owns dvd player? only one in his village?
@SirLangsalot
@SirLangsalot 3 жыл бұрын
SBC is a straight up menace.
@superustipak
@superustipak 14 жыл бұрын
look at you, you are sitting with such nice posture! -Thank You........Helen for me, the best part
@Kyle-pn3yk
@Kyle-pn3yk 8 ай бұрын
"YOU ARE A FAT!!" I lost it lmfao.
@lazimofo90
@lazimofo90 12 жыл бұрын
The ghost of borat's wife disliked the video 5 times.
@specstar8724
@specstar8724 Ай бұрын
No one had fun except Borat and George
@mhughesbox
@mhughesbox 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the men all just eat quitely, and the women try to talk him down😂
@matimus100
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
You love so easy
@Johnmag1976
@Johnmag1976 7 ай бұрын
❤❤❤HIGH FIVE ALWAYS GETS ME@❤❤❤❤
@JanBosman507
@JanBosman507 5 ай бұрын
All those people supposed to have manners, yet stey still all eat with only a fork😂😂
@user-iv9xw3vs6c
@user-iv9xw3vs6c 4 жыл бұрын
2:40 I just love those inscriptions. "ishti shcha yeru fukshsft kumshchdgeshshch kshchitsudd - vshttuk"
@matimus100
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
Of course you do
@UnchangeableBird
@UnchangeableBird 15 жыл бұрын
This is just ghoulish. Great stuff.
@mededits276
@mededits276 Жыл бұрын
hello good sir are you still alive by any chance
@Russianboyz95
@Russianboyz95 Жыл бұрын
@@mededits276 what kind of a question is that?
@conkura
@conkura Жыл бұрын
@@mededits276 there’s a vid in his playlist that’s only 5 months old. Bros likely still kicking.
@tommihail6564
@tommihail6564 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you..you're welcome.. Thank you you're welcome.. The poor woman was about to walk out..lol
@Agent1W
@Agent1W 13 жыл бұрын
I thought the dinner table ppl were going along with Borat's humor without laughing uncontrollably!
@IamDoge
@IamDoge Жыл бұрын
"He will crush you when doing sex!!!" LMAO
@mechimansilla
@mechimansilla 3 жыл бұрын
BEST COMEDIAN EVER
@gregor2833
@gregor2833 2 жыл бұрын
Legendary Troll
@Celebes5212
@Celebes5212 4 жыл бұрын
‘Why is she a prostitute?’ ‘She like to make money!’ Makes sense 🤷‍♂️
@ernstthalmann4306
@ernstthalmann4306 2 жыл бұрын
Only fans in a nutshell
@heatherperleberg7816
@heatherperleberg7816 Жыл бұрын
@@ernstthalmann4306 the entire industry in a nutshell
@purplecrown505
@purplecrown505 4 ай бұрын
"In the field fighting?" 🤔😅
@ieanjeremiahgarcia8762
@ieanjeremiahgarcia8762 2 жыл бұрын
Ellen was so calm
@Krowsnose
@Krowsnose 7 жыл бұрын
There is a smell...
@ekscholl
@ekscholl 7 жыл бұрын
Belarion A.D. it smell like eh shit
@TheLyricsGuy
@TheLyricsGuy 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is on another level
@lowkeycoder7260
@lowkeycoder7260 2 ай бұрын
3:05 He almost broke the character 😂😂😂😂😂
@dobbythefreeelf9638
@dobbythefreeelf9638 10 ай бұрын
Least awkward dinner
@jeuneturc6233
@jeuneturc6233 2 жыл бұрын
He is genius.
@bradford_shaun_murray
@bradford_shaun_murray 3 жыл бұрын
4:21 ... you're in trouble George.
@tommihail282
@tommihail282 5 жыл бұрын
When he says 'Do you like porno'? Great dinner conversation!!!!
@Powerslave234
@Powerslave234 6 жыл бұрын
Love that southern politeness
@ryanp6999
@ryanp6999 6 жыл бұрын
K N lmao most of it is fake, but very compelling
@Powerslave234
@Powerslave234 6 жыл бұрын
Ryan Parish been down there a few times, ppl are mad nice but cant help but feel they low key wanna stab me and lock me in their basement lol
@ryanp6999
@ryanp6999 6 жыл бұрын
K N lol idk about that now, but we’ll surely invite you in for some fried chicken and talk about our “lord and savior Jesus Christ”!
@matimus100
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
You love so easy
@kristasanford3572
@kristasanford3572 10 жыл бұрын
I saw this movie years ago...He is funny and i think he pushes the rudeness to make a point.
@williamharnois254
@williamharnois254 11 ай бұрын
I love how he completely ignores the women and talks over them. Incredibly funny.
@robertweir5313
@robertweir5313 10 ай бұрын
I wish Helen was around when I’ve sneezed to say God bless you as I’ve hardly ever had someone to say bless you upon me sneezing. Even a shinqwee lol would be nice lol
@AndrewTheTransformer
@AndrewTheTransformer 14 жыл бұрын
ur in trouble geoge...LOL george's sleeping on the couch tonight hahahaa
@Johnmag1976
@Johnmag1976 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂he does his sister watching DVD😂😂😂
@dominicgillespie635
@dominicgillespie635 6 жыл бұрын
“now we sit on a table”
@nicksmith-chandler458
@nicksmith-chandler458 8 ай бұрын
Helen professor of etiquette
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