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10.

This was a poorly written movie.

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That was a 10/ 10 for me when I watched that many years ago

like that will help...

@@emillyyelen5169 😂

That only works if there is a way out when they are summoned your fucked unless you can persuade them.

Hindsight they should have waited for the angel and then plead their case to her... probably would not have worked but Worth a shot.

Idk this was written by some chick that cheated on her bf and then everyone stopped talking to her bc she was a dirty wh0r3, so she wrote this script where the moral is “cheating, like, doesn’t even matter at all, but dudes who point out when other people do bad stuff are, like, EVIL” Tbf those are the only people stupid enough to want to work in Hollywood when you can do this same thing from ur phone now.

Yup should have thought about that. Should have gotten way way more evil people to bargain. But i doubt it would have work too.

@@Headloser "Hello, Guy Who Sticks Nails In His Face. You look like a rational businessman. How would you like to be your own boss selling vitamins pills?"

@I_Love_My_Little_Willy THEY'RE TURNING ALL THE LAMENT CONFIGURATIONS GAY

@I_Love_My_Little_Willy someone opens the Lament Configuration and Pinhead tries to sell them testosterone supplements that haven't been approved by the Hell FDA and then goes on an insecure tirade about how he can get just as many erections now as he could when he was 20 Then later, at his custody hearing, Pinhead claims all the Hellraiser movies are just him being sarcastic

Bargaining never works unless you're a cute brunette.

yes. absolutely.

no, pointing out that hollyweird doesn't want to discourage adultery. Pinhead is probably punishing him for misgendering someone.

I suppose that depends on whether this movie's even trying to adhere to the original canon of the Hellraiser series, and the novel that was it's direct contributing inspiration. Technically, Pinhead and the other Cenobites aren't good OR evil, they're hedonists who's exploration of sensation has been taken well past the point of mortal understanding; their duty, both in our realm and the one they typically inhabit, is to further their exploration of experience, both pleasure and pain, and to find like-minded individuals to join them... whether those individuals truly understand what they're getting into or not. The point is, the Cenobites don't get involved with amateurs or people who aren't already well along the path of hedonism and the extremes of human sensation, and they really don't proactively seek out people; they lure them to them. The reason Pinhead was insulted by the offer is that offering him 2 common adulterers is like offering a foodie bean sprouts: it's so unsatisfying and insubstantial it's not worth bother with. When Kirsty did her deals, the important difference is that the people she offered up to save herself were always WORSE than her.

@@l337pwnagelust was literally the first circle of hell, there are worse sins

U dare to call him pinhead? Say it 3 time in the mirror

how the heck they were supposed to escape??

Yeah, that kind of got stuck here too lol.

“He’s dooming me to be a Browns fan? =-(“

​@@yakhoovesCould be a Raiders fan instead like me. My favorite team is cringe worthy enough to watch on the field. Browns performed better last year last I checked....

@@benitoloco892 could be a broncos fan like me.. pain

Yeah you'll get married

yeah that was kind of a banger out of nowhere

hahahaha, I totally see it. Now I for sure can't see the movie.

Lol

I disagree, they have to keep the story going. This by far the best replacement out of all of them.

@@Raven_of_Runes thanks

@@Raven_of_Runes He aitn bad, but the original always best.

I disagree I think he's fine.

@@mr.d.572 He's not terrible but still not great .

Same thing with hellraiser revelations the guy who played pinhead had nothing on Bradley

@@jasondonellan776 This one(revelations) was terrible.

Hell to be fair who can compete with a man born for this role

Better than the she boy

Hellraiser didnt work even with him

It has to, he'll not be with us forever, maybe an AI generated Doug but his family would need to allow it.

Plus Ashley Lawrence, whose still super fucking fine

​@@nofatchicks12You're weird.

Knew I'd find this somewhere. Disappointing it's not closer to the top.

Haha, and to think….. I hesitated

I’m afraid we’re beyond cannon here.

A pincushion

Temper pedic

Hřebík

Pin cushion

This is a nice little spot on KZfaq ☺️

I was thinking the same thing he rubbed that thing like he knew what he was doing

So it’s really a test of your desire to want to experience pleasures of the flesh. The box almost has sentience in that I knows if your willing to go to the farther reaches to solve it. Almost nudging the opener to get closer and closer the more they want to open it and the farther they get. It’s almost a totem for addiction. People like Frank and Elliot Spencer experienced everything the world and flesh could offer. They spent hours hunched over in the dark sweating trying to open it. They wanted more, beyond worldly pleasures. The films for run time reasons couldn’t really depict that so it was just briefly touched upon or glimpsed. In the films it was depicted almost like the openers were guided to open it by the box through their curiosity. Films were different than the books, in the books the puzzle box was solved in fragments and pieces to be put together.

"Come on, it's an evil cube, just shake it until it draws blood." - Rick Sanchez

@@KingKahn85 This guy gets it.

@@KingKahn85 then how was the autistic girl able to open it in the second movie?

Thank you I love you for recognizing Jamie Clayton’s top notch regal performance

@@elisabeth2193 Still havent seen the remake, but my Hellraiser box is happily signed by Doug, Ashley, and Terry.

No it really doesn’t, it’s so bad I can’t get over how shit it is

To be fair, it looks easy enough for a toddler to solve.

The box solves the person.

😂😂😂

I was getting ready to say, I echo the guy’s sentiment.

Loathing the modern world while still living it will get you nowhere, but it does bring in a lot of unhappiness throughout your life.

@@pedinhuh16 I agree

The budget looks to be about 435 dollars for this rubbish

well yeah you need to be sick and twisted to do these kinds of punishment

Apart from Kirsty Cotton (to be fair, she did get under his skin more than a few times), apparently not.

Making it all the better, like a car crash that you can't help but watch.

Hellraiser could be so good but all the movies are horrible. The writing, the acting and the special effects are decent. The only thing good is Pinhead but the original actor. This isn’t the original actor.

​@@btgkg9639If all the movies are horrible then how come this series has lived on for so long?

It's funny because this auto-played after watching a scene of DDL's Bill the Butcher monologue. Such a stark contrast.

Not me... I saw Biden. Way more evil.

You must have seen The Last Jedi yesterday then.

​@@leftoids.are.cringeBruh, The Last Jedi is not this level of bad period.

@@JMR2875 True. It’s a whole other level of bad. 😂

they sit in front of eachother.....by facing eachother? are you ok?

The newest one is great wym 💀

Accurate assessment