"He's like a turd that won't flush" | Waterworld

"He's like a turd that won't flush" | Waterworld | CLIP

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5 ай бұрын

Kenin Costner does his best Mel Gibson impression
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@BoxofficeMoviesScenes 7 ай бұрын

Hi everyone! What grade (out of 10) would you give this video?

@lysandersensale2792 5 ай бұрын

I'd rate it "whoring youtube money from movie clips" out of 10.

@grandpapete417 5 ай бұрын

@kabuto23ful 4 ай бұрын

Rip depth gage guy

@Lazarus1095 4 ай бұрын

Statler: "No idea, but whatever it is, it'll be higher than they rated this movie!" Waldorf: "HO HO HO!"

@user-uh9or3bl9v 4 ай бұрын

@queensapphire7717 5 ай бұрын

The “Oh Thank God”, the best line.

@levarwright6503 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MegaRazorback 5 ай бұрын

Well to be fair to him, he's been down there a very, VERY long time...

@robertlamb7513 4 ай бұрын

For a man to say those words at a time like that makes me want to ask how long has he been down there

@dannygjk 4 ай бұрын

@@robertlamb7513 exactly, and his life is hell.

@TheKlink 4 ай бұрын

fuckin CHILLED me as an 8 year old.

@CrniWuk 4 ай бұрын

I think people love the old man, because a lot of us can relate to the feelings he has about his job.

@winchesterteen6551 5 ай бұрын

I always loved the old man who was too happy to die when he saw the flames ^^

@thrashmetalfiend 4 ай бұрын

He didn't deserve to die, but he deserved to be released from his misery.

@ThenameisNiels 4 ай бұрын

was he somebody special?

@mudkiptyler 4 ай бұрын

Sentenced/forced to live in the dark in the oil reserves on a little boat with a stick to function as a living fuel gauge. @@ThenameisNiels

@ginch8300 4 ай бұрын

@@ThenameisNiels Why does that matter?

@froggermeister6399 4 ай бұрын

@@ThenameisNielsnah but he’d been trapped in the oil tank, no light.

@sjaaktrekhaak253 4 ай бұрын

"Don't just stand there, kill something!!" Always cracks me up

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue 4 ай бұрын

don't you just hate those turds that won't flush?🤣🤣🤣

@LetsTakeWalk 4 ай бұрын

Waterworld is the most Mad Max movie after Mad Max, and sometimes even more Mad Max than some Mad Max movies.

@1425363878 4 ай бұрын

Mad Max with water instead of sand, exactly.

@KafeMann 4 ай бұрын

I calls it Wet Max.

@BranislavMilicic-mw4io 4 ай бұрын

Way better than mad max 3.

@hoarder1919 4 ай бұрын

@@BranislavMilicic-mw4io yep. But still shit.

@bernardoromero5009 5 ай бұрын

2:15 when you fail the speech check

@sgregory0753 4 ай бұрын

*Rolls a 1 with advantage*

@kaymish6178 4 ай бұрын

The Exxon Valdeze never gets a break.

@Bigrignohio 4 ай бұрын

I just realized. The Smokers had WORKING TOILETS.

@TLGDful 4 ай бұрын

Handpumps with saltwater. All a toilet needs to function is enough water to prime the siphon. all that takes is a bucket. Try pouring a large pot of water into yours at home.

@AlesZvolanek 4 ай бұрын

yep, better than Russians

@norestfortheliving 4 ай бұрын

@@AlesZvolanek 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@omegarugal9283 4 ай бұрын

do they?

@jiggycalzone8585 4 ай бұрын

Well.. not anymore

@lpdog82 4 ай бұрын

dennis hopper shined in this film LOL , , , he was hilarious as the villain

@shoot_the_glass5654 4 ай бұрын

Even though this movie was flop and Kevin Costner almost but not entirely disappeared, I really enjoyed this movie as a kid when my folks got it on VHS. Dennis Hopper did a wonderful job aswell.

@westrim 4 ай бұрын

He's got a 4 film series of westerns coming out called Horizon.

@IntrospectorGeneral 4 ай бұрын

It was the most expensive movie made up to that time but just couldn't turn a profit on theatrical release despite being one of the best grossing films of the year. Audiences liked it but the studio wasn't happy and Costner, as leading man and one of the producers lost some credibility for a while

@PM-vb4od 4 ай бұрын

@IntrospectorGeneral Which is stupid, really. It's only a Turkey in a financial sense. Costner shouldn't have lost any credibility. There has been actor's who have made worse movies and it hadn't affected them.

@IntrospectorGeneral 4 ай бұрын

@@PM-vb4od It eventually made a reasonable profit when went to video and cable. He directed and produced another dystopian future scifi movie, 'The Postman' two years later and it bombed hard at the box office and that probably did him more harm. He has continued to appear in major roles and produced/directed in good movies like Thirteen Days and Open Range.

@Gravedigger933 4 ай бұрын

It's one of my favorite movies of all time.

@user-qg9th1rn2j 5 ай бұрын

"If it comes to that" is one of my favorite movie lines.

@votpavel 4 ай бұрын

i like the "she is my friend" line right before that

@obsidiancrow450 4 ай бұрын

i like this movie but it is such a massive mess LOL

@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 4 ай бұрын

2:32 *Hans Moleman!*

@davemustaki134 4 ай бұрын

You gotta be joking I literally just came here after watching a Hans Moleman best of clip lol 😂

@novemberalpha6023 5 ай бұрын

That old man had been in that mess for such a long time that he had been expecting someone to drop a fire into that pool of oil, bcoz he knew that it would be his only way out.

@Briselance 4 ай бұрын

There could also have been someone who drops a rope ladder. But knowing Deacon? Unlikely.

@biffmalibu3733 4 ай бұрын

Jack Black was also in this movie. He was the pilot of the smoker plane.

@imtryinghere1 4 ай бұрын

This was the most important film in the history of cinema from July 28, 1995 at 9am until July 29, 1995 at 1pm.

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue 4 ай бұрын

have you ever had a turd that won't flush?🤣🤣🤣

@chrishouston3566 4 ай бұрын

*gollie gee a single tear rolls down my cheek you're going to die for your friend ". Is still one of the best lines ever lol

@vikingraider1961 4 ай бұрын

Ah, I remember this film - "Dances with Fish"!

@queensapphire7717 4 ай бұрын

“The Postman on Water” or “Waterworld on Dry Land”, for “The Postman” and “Waterworld”.

@JustMe-im8ch 4 ай бұрын

"Oh, thank god" and "dont just stand, kill something", historic dialogues

@PistonAvatarGuy 4 ай бұрын

When the bad guys call you a turd.... *chef's kiss.

@jordanmc9015 4 ай бұрын

In a water world like this, you'd think that people that could breathe water would be elevated in society.

@user-ly9wr8wj5s 4 ай бұрын

Human beings are fatally illogical.

@csmrookie9600 4 ай бұрын

They actually explained this in the movie. Since having the ability to breathe underwater, is considered taboo by many people as that means you’re not human. This also means you have an unfair advantage to scrounge up valuables from the sea floor, making you able to get more rich by the sale of dirt. Basically, you would be in the minority and would be treated as unnatural by the people, leading to them to take drastic measure ls against you.

@BenHeckHacks 5 ай бұрын

Joss Whedon was an on set script doctor for this movie and I'd bet one trillion zillion dollars he wrote the "I knew you were stupid...." line :) And "Oh thank god!"

@blakerackley8874 4 ай бұрын

You're probably right, cuz this movie sucks otherwise,

@victorwallec2534 4 ай бұрын

say what ever you want, i like this movie ... it was ahead of its time and just misunderstood

@corey-bird3489 Ай бұрын

I’d like to know if those same people like or dislike the Universal attraction too, like a movie and you’re the one more open minded!

@jbc6980 4 ай бұрын

I never noticed but Kevin Costner is essentially the highly acclaimed version of Keanue Reeves. He has one tempo and it’s chill af. But it’s never a particularly engaged performance, more just the same style every show.

@sturmunddrang1132 4 ай бұрын

I think he was going for Clint Eastwood

@anthonycarlisle6184 4 ай бұрын

I'd buy that, b/c he's not named, just called "Mariner". Same with Costner's other post-apocalyptic movie Postman, the character he plays has no name

@bobbackward6461 4 ай бұрын

Sometimes, on the worst days...I can look at a film like this and think to myself, "Yeah, it's bad here sometimes, but at least THAT is not the reality I live in."

@SQRL_TAC 4 ай бұрын

"Oh, thank god" ☠

@chrisfrank8413 4 ай бұрын

This was a great Movie. Never could see the dislike.

@corey-bird3489 21 күн бұрын

The transition from “don’t just stand there, KILL SOMETHING” to jazz music is kind of funny 🤣

@emanuel82 4 ай бұрын

Mel Gibson look so different in this Mad Max-movie.

@knownlogic1154 3 ай бұрын

I just love how that fool just wanted to die 😂

@joeyknowitall6656 4 ай бұрын

This movie was filmed down in the Ensenada area and I remember seeing that big tanker out on the ocean thinking, wow how did that get there!

@votpavel 4 ай бұрын

that tanker was a prop scene on land

@Zapinc9 4 ай бұрын

How was this a flop, this is a riot

@flashyturnip7730 4 ай бұрын

This movie was fucking awesome. I dont understand how it flopped so badly

@facelessman9224 4 ай бұрын

Now I have to go watch this movie again.

@tommythetrain4288 4 ай бұрын

"oh thank god" LMAO

@carlosponchio1869 4 ай бұрын

"We all burn" best line in a movie.

@PUREBOILINGRAGE55 4 ай бұрын

Some days I feel like that old man and remember this line

@dannygjk 4 ай бұрын

I would have dropped it too because he has nothing to lose.

@originalfilmbot 4 ай бұрын

Costner trying out early prototypes of the Apple Vision Pro

@itnahtapohcysp 4 ай бұрын

Excellent film

@jamesl.anderson1384 2 ай бұрын

0:40 T.V. Edit He’s like 🚽 that’s won’t flush

@ersikillian 4 ай бұрын

"Don't just stand there, kill something!" I didn't know Dick Chenney was in the movie.

@corey-bird3489 2 ай бұрын

Most underrated movie EVER.

@corey-bird3489 2 ай бұрын

I remember Dr. Wayne Dyer mentioning this particular quote about things in life that feel like they won’t flush, it’s your choice to react wisely. Deep yet simple. 🙃

@thevgmlover 4 ай бұрын

PSA: Put on Waterworld's SNES soundtrack. I saved a playlist for the most high-quality tracks I could find, but if you find even more high-quality ones, let me know!

@killough71010 4 ай бұрын

Good movie. This should get a reboot.

@informer3000 4 ай бұрын

Good ol' Hollywood

@joshuatrujillo9621 4 ай бұрын

This movie is too underrated.

@stephenparallox 4 ай бұрын

"Oh Thank God, I'm out of this flick"

@PathologicGaming 4 ай бұрын

Regardless of how this movie was perceived when it released, I loved this movie.

@orthrusthetoad 4 ай бұрын

Such an underrated movie..

@votpavel 4 ай бұрын

my favourite movie

@freddygarcia3049 4 ай бұрын

today, 03/07/24, I saw the no smoking signal.

@joshhenderson3444 4 ай бұрын

such a great, and totally underrated movie

@corey-bird3489 Ай бұрын

Like a movie like this and you are the one more open minded, indeed

@robalderman6979 4 ай бұрын

Hell yeah fish man Kevin Costner had been in shotgun SWAT training for years before he lit these guys up

@ThenameisNiels 4 ай бұрын

i'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, PAL!

@shadownoobnoobslayer5424 4 ай бұрын

Mad Max classic !

@ebonypantalion5154 4 ай бұрын

It's called water world.

@TheIrishRushin 4 ай бұрын

@@ebonypantalion5154 Really?

@evilmex1962 4 ай бұрын

@@ebonypantalion5154 water max

@robertrhythm69 5 ай бұрын

@2:25

@danielwalker3813 4 ай бұрын

Such a good movie. I may watch it tonight 😊

@votpavel 4 ай бұрын

i hate how crappy the quality of the bluray is

@jamesl.anderson1384 2 ай бұрын

0:39

@Trip1443 4 ай бұрын

I'm so glad to see Gale Banks has expanded his horizons and moved on to better things

@151ncoke 5 ай бұрын

I always felt bad for that old man 😢

@girdielbohmer2148 4 ай бұрын

2:30 When you work on a shitty job just to pay the bills and got fired. In this case, literally.

@mrnobody2683 4 ай бұрын

2:33 I also feel Comic Book Guys quick quip fits here Oh I wasted my life

@anekdot_ot_jelika 4 ай бұрын

Водный мир. Обожаю этот фильм

@user-rv9oj2tv8d 5 ай бұрын

Mad max

@deathtoyoutubeandtwitterbu5865 4 ай бұрын

Pretty sure if you were trapped in a small room floating on petrol or oil or whatever you would die pretty quickly of suffocation

@barrygoldwater2441 4 ай бұрын

Probably a minute you'd be unconscious and deceased within 5.

@briandoczkat9895 4 ай бұрын

Where they get cigs at

@Imnotjoe2020 5 ай бұрын

Why is he using an Apple Vision Pro?

@dannygjk 4 ай бұрын

Who, the guy who posted the video?

@Imnotjoe2020 4 ай бұрын

Kevin Costner arrives with a Vision Pro on his face@@dannygjk

@zachmoyer1849 4 ай бұрын

its a movie that takes place in the future he must have found an apple store when he dove down to the bottom

@robertkees6048 4 ай бұрын

I was trying to think of something nice to say about this movie, here goes. It's better than The Postman.

@kck-kck879 4 ай бұрын

Ouch

@petrvrana834 4 ай бұрын

It's a good movie

@martincantu5261 4 ай бұрын

Damn I got a good comeback for that, but i'm not gonna say it.

@floridaman5125 4 ай бұрын

That’s the girl from napoleon dynamite

@aa-ze5cz 4 ай бұрын

"I see you're using Crayons.. is that because you think your drawings suck? Well they don't... you could be using chalk if you wanted to..."

@floridaman5125 4 ай бұрын

@@aa-ze5cz “I see your drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you’re fat? Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”

@floridaman5125 4 ай бұрын

@@aa-ze5cz And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season’s fashion.

@plutobars7700 4 ай бұрын

What's funny is they could of just copied the map from her back and gave her back.

@votpavel 4 ай бұрын

they werent sure if there was more secrets to the girl

@Eloybb1 4 ай бұрын

Oh thank good

@leandroingrassia 4 ай бұрын

(DEACON LAUGHS)

@geHuCKa 4 ай бұрын

Эта девочка случайно не в клипе Pink - fucking perfect снималась?

@pinoman9242 4 ай бұрын

how did he know that expression?

@map3384 4 ай бұрын

Best scene from a miserable movie.

@zachmoyer1849 4 ай бұрын

i liked it

@orangebean325 4 ай бұрын

Dennis Hopper saved that movie.

@ChrisSeel-ux4ck 3 ай бұрын

pour guy at the bottom measuring the oil. :}

@navelriver 4 ай бұрын

I thought the title referred to turdeau of Canada.

@dmitrydagaev2750 4 ай бұрын

1:03 I can relate

@goranmijatovic6786 4 ай бұрын

no chance in hell that would happend. Thats row oil it would just stop bursting

@roystonlodge 4 ай бұрын

Who runs Bartertown?

@soopahsoopah 4 ай бұрын

Great line but I don't think working toilets are a thing in this world.

@brianbrowning9064 4 ай бұрын

All the relatively innocent people he killed

@kck-kck879 4 ай бұрын

There would have been too many mouths to feed on that island if he had saved them

@mr.nibblenips4231 4 ай бұрын

Why aren't you rowing?

@CybrosisEvolved 4 ай бұрын

My dad loves this movie. Just for the bad guys performance. You told me you wouldn't kill me if I talked. "Oh I forgot. I may have I may have" *gives his gun to his right hand man*

@timburr4453 3 ай бұрын

did the old man survive?

@Shrooms-up6sv 5 ай бұрын

was the kids hair sticking up because a shower wasn't really available in the water world days? genuine question, please don't laugh at me!

@AgiHammerthief 5 ай бұрын

all the salt

@ATSaale 4 ай бұрын

@@AgiHammerthiefwhat I was going to say, man's never been to a beach I think, or didn't have long hair when they did

@dannygjk 4 ай бұрын

Go spend an hour in an ocean while running your fingers thru your hair now and then. Let it dry naturally.

@zachmoyer1849 4 ай бұрын

in the movie he cuts her hair as punishment for drawing pictures with crayons all over his boat. so it was a crude haircut along with all the reasons others gave.

@votpavel 4 ай бұрын

you will be surprised how different your hair would get from livin on the ocean like that/ curled up/different color even maybe

@Eddi3xBac0n 4 ай бұрын

they always had smokes and gas on a world that was only water

@TheIrishRushin 4 ай бұрын

There were floating settlements everywhere with supplies and those guys were raiders.

@Frankie2012channel 4 ай бұрын

Though 'the mariner' is the hero of the film, i can't help but think how many hundreds of people he killed (not just the smoker raiders, but everyone, including the families and workers on the ship). I mean he just killed hundreds and hundreds of people. Hmmmm. Best not to think too much on that detail. LOL.

@ReMattch 4 ай бұрын

That's Waterworld. He probably did. The Drifter feels like Joel from Last of us on the water. Enola is probably the first kid to actively taunt him and antagonize him, which is why she became his friend because he respects her guts in Waterworld.

@FBPG 4 ай бұрын

I dont remeber, why didn't they copy the map anyways?

@michaelmartin8337 4 ай бұрын

Is that Randall Flagg?

@padge2 4 ай бұрын

No. It’s an Northern Irish actor I think. Name escapes me. He looks a lot like the guy who played Flagg though.

@michaelmartin8337 4 ай бұрын

@@padge2 Cool thanks 👍

@Fran.457 5 ай бұрын

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@JohnFleming-sw7hn 4 ай бұрын

If Deacon was a nice guy or not he shouldn't have hit that girl female when the fish guy Kevin Costner came! He Deacon didn't deserve her but was only nice to her when he told his guys to take those chains off her a while ago!

@HumanScourgeYT 4 ай бұрын

I don’t think this movie deserved all the hate.

@Icien1 4 ай бұрын

The good ole' days when you could still use the r word.

@ttc5000 4 ай бұрын

This movie could have been a great movie, but it couldn't decide if it wanted to be a serious dystopic post-apocalyptic drama, a propaganda piece for global warming, or a slapstick comedy