Boyfriend Takes You Out To Eat But His Opps Slide On Him [Boyfriend ASMR]

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2 ай бұрын

Summary: Your loving boyfriend decides to take you out to an outdoor restaurant for your anniversary. However, out of no where his opps decide to slide on him after they figured out he packed lil dj. Will you still stick by him even after all of this?
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@person-vl6yy Ай бұрын

here’s your transcript: [intro: you’re on a peaceful date 😊 | [0:00 - 0:30] “Oh, here’s our seats. [random chuckle] Let me get your chair for you. So, how do you like it so far? Yeah…I don’t really do outside restaurants…but I wanted to do something new with you. And this restaurant seems to have amazing reviews, so…I thought I’d give it a chance. It’s a beautiful spot. For a beautiful person. [giggle] Don’t look at me like that. You know you only deserve the best.” [POV: The opps pull up 😯 | [0:30 - 1:20 ] [car zooming noises] “Hey…that car looks familiar… *gasp* OH SHIT! IT’S THE OPPS! GET DOWN BABE! [gunshots] (this one’s for DJ!) FUUUUUUUUUCK! I KNEW I SHOULD’VE WORE MY SHEISTY, WHAT DA FAQQ! THEY GOT SWITCHES! OH SHIIIIIT! FUCK! MOVE, MOVE, MO-MO-MO-MOVE, LET ME GET MY SWITCH! [gunshots] AHHHHHGGGGGHH! I’M NOT DYING LIKE THIS, YOU BITCH! [reloading gun] WHERE’S MY PHONE?! WHERE’S MY PHONE?! I GOTTA CALL BACKUP! RODNEY??! RODNEY, ARE YOU THERE?!! THEY’RE SPITING ON US! YES! IT’S A SOUTHSIDE KILLER! THEY PROBABLY FOUND OUT WE PACKED LITTLE DJ AND NOW THEY’RE SLIDING ON US! GET HERE FAAAST! HERE, TAKE THIS GUN, YOU TAKE THE LEFT, I TAKE THE RIGHT! [gunshot noises] AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHGGHHHHH! [car zooming noises] WAIT! BACKUP’S HERE! GO! GET DOWN! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GOOOO! [gunshot] I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE! AAAAAAAH! YOU AIN’T WOO! YOU AIN’T WOO! GO, GO! THEY WENT LEFT IN ME! GOOOOO! [car zoom] [POV: Opps left, cooldown time 😊 | [1:20 - 1:37] “OH, oh shit. Oh ma gah. [ambulance, catching breath noises, followed by a groan] Oh my god. Okay, [sigh] what’re you thinking for drinks? [sigh]” [The End! What a lovely date! 😃💞]

@therealspeachy Ай бұрын

Fun fact: switches refers to their guns having full auto switches

@Zoro_D._Minority_Hunter Ай бұрын

@@therealspeachy nah really 🤯

@222B3NN7 Ай бұрын

@@Zoro_D._Minority_Hunter😂

@curio8093 Ай бұрын

@@Zoro_D._Minority_Hunternot all people know this.

@FairlyAverageYT Ай бұрын

no shit@@therealspeachy

@V1V14N.Br4tz 2 ай бұрын

“ I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORN MY SHEISTY” 💀💀💀

@Craios-mr1fp 2 ай бұрын

LMAOOAA

@kittaygal42 Ай бұрын

what is a sheisty?

@V1V14N.Br4tz Ай бұрын

@@kittaygal42 Issa mask for when you wear it outside

@cthulhufhtagn7520 Ай бұрын

Ski mask@@kittaygal42

@ImJugg Ай бұрын

@@kittaygal42its a normal ski mask, they give it the name "shiesty" because Memphis rapper "Pooh Shiesty" wears it alot

@mackuromii 2 ай бұрын

“Hey that car looks familiar- OH SHIT ITS THE OPPS GET DOWN BABE AHHHHHHH” 👹👹

@Olxf0rd- Ай бұрын

“KNEW I SHOULDVE WORN MY SHEISTY FUCKKKKKKKK“

@kamio932 Ай бұрын

THEY'RE SLIDING ON USSSSSSSSSSSSS

@nellustylejeb7210 Ай бұрын

😐

@idgaf2386 11 күн бұрын

you’re so funny and quirky emily

@noideawhattonamethis1526 8 күн бұрын

@@idgaf2386ur literally unironically watching this shit you have no opinion on anything whatsoever get a fuckin job

@yodasan4800 2 ай бұрын

"HERE TAKE THIS GUN, YOU TAKE THE LEFT I TOOK THE RIGHT" bro drag his gf to this chaos😂😂

@thecircusunderground Ай бұрын

You live together, you die together 😂

@potatoboii947 Ай бұрын

And she started blasting 💀

@Moth_q Ай бұрын

@@potatoboii947 And repeat 😭

@lemmegitamuhfuccinuhhhh Ай бұрын

@@thecircusundergroundBad Boys 4 Life

@ProAZZeater Ай бұрын

She a keeper

@gothmommyshmu 2 ай бұрын

getting caught by the opps during a date is crazy 😭

@Jsaanlewis2222 2 ай бұрын

Pnb rock type ish

@WaltWill3 2 ай бұрын

@@Jsaanlewis2222bruh💀

@TearsOfThem Ай бұрын

@@Jsaanlewis2222ACTUALLY INSANE BRO

@waydawoosh Ай бұрын

@@Jsaanlewis2222your fucked up 😭💀

@keeelzz Ай бұрын

@@Jsaanlewis2222thas fucked up bro 😭😭

@someone-mw4by 2 ай бұрын

i hate when this happens

@zzidan125 2 ай бұрын

@alyssahluvsu Ай бұрын

Real

@henrykrebs6367 Ай бұрын

Fr Fr

@6Angello1 Ай бұрын

I keep telling them to stop too , theyre def doing it out of jelousy 😠

@hazybliss4069 Ай бұрын

PNB Rock

@mikaela4410 2 ай бұрын

"IM NOT DYING LIKE THIS U BTCH" LMFAO THIS IS SO CHAOTIC I LOVE IT 😭😭

@iwillnot._2807 Ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@X1ZR Ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@WhoisRaptor 2 ай бұрын

Bro did not last a second on O-block

@JamesDoesTalks 2 ай бұрын

Not even a minute 😭

@Moth_q 2 ай бұрын

@@JamesDoesTalksI couldn't either but not the way u think 😏🤭

@chaser8gaming536 2 ай бұрын

@@Moth_qThat's wild

@Moth_q 2 ай бұрын

@@chaser8gaming536 I'm wilder

@G0Ttrees 2 ай бұрын

no ur just another piece of meat getting ran through

@melxzii_09 2 ай бұрын

I SAW THIS SHIT IN TIKTOK BRO I KEEP LAUGHING

@Misoo._sup 2 ай бұрын

STOPP REAL ASF

@jellythejellyfish7035 2 ай бұрын

Just came from the video😭😭😭

@heaxnsdoorremovehisabiltytocum 2 ай бұрын

RIGHT BRO😭

@Whoknows-xo3ds 2 ай бұрын

Fr I did too

@aiiuqz 2 ай бұрын

REALL??

@kimsetlairzz3237 2 ай бұрын

“I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORE MY SHEISTY”😭😭

@storkiiii.with.2iis.not4iiiiss 2 ай бұрын

The Opps did not want bro to eat peacefully 😭

@rprtz 2 ай бұрын

💀

@electronicmusicluvrr Ай бұрын

💀

@thezackast2752 Ай бұрын

💀

@justsomebody9867 Ай бұрын

💀

@refluxology4335 Ай бұрын

💀

@AceTheMM Ай бұрын

Gotta respect that the GF in the scenario immediately cocked the gun she was given and got straight to shooting when instructed.

@gabrielluna3954 Ай бұрын

Hood girls be like.

@bigjerome-wz4uo Ай бұрын

Man she stood on business no panic 😂

@ilikemitchhedberg Ай бұрын

She a ride or die f'sho

@kendallwalls9167 Ай бұрын

I'm saying right

@caccalot3637 Ай бұрын

@@gabrielluna3954nah they be snitching and playin both sides😂

@amaurichan8751 2 ай бұрын

“THEY GOT SWITCHESSSSSS”

@xavierlawd Ай бұрын

"YOU AINT WOO, YOU AINT WOO"

@ScarlettNebula498 Ай бұрын

get those big ahh emoji's out of here

@pennenoodles Ай бұрын

THE EMOJIS LMAOO

@v4mpiredlust Ай бұрын

THE EMOJIIISSS LMFAOOO

@pariisblussoms Ай бұрын

TF ARE THOSE EMOJIS💀💀

@NPCSpotter Ай бұрын

Emojis funnier than the comment

@azriue 2 ай бұрын

average day in Atlanta

@user-qn2ey6gk4m Ай бұрын

Real (I'm British)

@This_Pleases_The_Nut Ай бұрын

@@user-qn2ey6gk4mWon any sword fights?

@pastelicious5422 Ай бұрын

Real (I'm also British)

@obaidxl8950 Ай бұрын

Real (I'm German)

@user-cf7hb6xh4n Ай бұрын

Real (im canadian)

@user-cn2is6hb2v 2 ай бұрын

IM SOBBING ON THE FLOOR WITH PERIOD CRAMPS BYE 😭

@jackhoff8479 2 ай бұрын

Why

@Metalgearsxxgurl 2 ай бұрын

WHAT

@tapiwanashemanyika1284 2 ай бұрын

Fuckkkk😅

@rprtz 2 ай бұрын

get tf up lil nga

@DrippyDripster_ Ай бұрын

BRO WHAT THE FU*K?, WE DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT!

@Brynnry 2 ай бұрын

“YOU AIN’T WOO” “ I KNEW I SHOULD’VE WORN MY SHEISTY”

@jellythejellyfish7035 2 ай бұрын

"WHERE'S MY PHONE I GOTTA CALL BACKUP! RODNEY, RODNEY ARE YOU THERE!?"

@cheyy420 27 күн бұрын

yo i thought he was yelling out "MOMMY"💀💀💀

@princeschannel3902 16 күн бұрын

@@cheyy420same 😭

@w5ke 2 ай бұрын

“You ain’t woo” LMFAO

@me_when_the_voices 2 ай бұрын

" I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORE MY SHIESTY" ☠️☠️☠️☠️

@m_v11 Ай бұрын

someone please explain to me what this means 😭

@izzyjp_ Ай бұрын

@@m_v11it’s a ski mask that people wear if they’re hood or smth😭

@spp6849 Ай бұрын

@@m_v11 a mask to hide their face from the ops

@Joewilly21 2 ай бұрын

“YOU AIN WOO” fuckin killed me💀

@couldnotbemelol 2 ай бұрын

the first 30 seconds were like “awww what a loving moment” and then it turns into “HOLY SHIT MY DATE IS GETTING MURDERED AND DRAGGING ME DOWN WITG HIM” and then it’s like “let’s get drinks”

@jarscripts3837 Ай бұрын

We watched the video bro

@satouhikou1103 Ай бұрын

Ayo, you know he bout that life.

@lockedz1 Ай бұрын

@@jarscripts3837 do you know how to laugh

@tealing_ 23 күн бұрын

the switchup had me giggling my ass off

@scene.g0re 22 күн бұрын

we saw the video blud

@owens_ 2 ай бұрын

i’m dying this shit cannot be topped, not one of these will be funnier 😭

@JamesDoesTalks 2 ай бұрын

THANK U

@josephbutler4950 Ай бұрын

I really want this as a plot for an anime now. A girl dates a boy thinking she has got herself a pretty and loving prince charming, but then he turns out to be a hardcore gangsta. Wacky instances occur such as this while the boyfriend tries to remain suave and cool just to revert to his gangsta anti opps training.

@ChaosGShadowX 9 күн бұрын

We'll use that as the title, give it three,-10 episode seasons at 23 minutes a pop!

@Prodigi50 8 күн бұрын

There has to be some kinda shoujo parody with this as a premise.

@Tonsilsthecatcauseyeah 2 ай бұрын

Nah bro got opps now💀💀

@faithfulimani9604 2 ай бұрын

Bro was going through it

@user-vv6nm3zo2i 2 ай бұрын

LMFAOOAOA ”BAE GET DOWN”

@davidaguilar5679 2 ай бұрын

Bro this shit better go viral 😭

@hisoka3159 2 ай бұрын

POV: Light writes L’s name in the Death Note.

@dollythepuppet5211 Ай бұрын

NAWWW

@shysalsa2128 2 ай бұрын

Should’ve brought the rpg with a switch

@Muna_uni 2 ай бұрын

Learned for next time if there is one 😭

@septicbooger Ай бұрын

@T_Krueger are you even a real human cuz theres no way 😭😭

@FunnyGoofyPurpleCat69420 2 ай бұрын

"YOU AIN'T WOO" got me rolling

@heeseungsleftfoot 2 ай бұрын

IM SO FUCKING DONE I CANNOT “I knew I should’ve worn my shiesty” IM DEAD

@user-yu6bd9od8w Ай бұрын

"oh fuck, they have switches" is crazy 🤣

@Chuydoesartfr Ай бұрын

"U AIN'T WOO" bruh I'm crying this is so good 😭😭😭

@BoomieV Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Is_that_fate 2 ай бұрын

Damm, this is hella romantic😍

@oks3717 Ай бұрын

FRR 😍😍

@bloodonmyshoes 2 ай бұрын

this is actually the funniest shit ive seen all year😭😭😭😭😭

@electronicmusicluvrr Ай бұрын

“this one’s for DJ!” “THEY PROLLY KNOW WE PACKED LIL DJ” WHAT DID LIL DJ DO😭‼️

@corwinflorres8667 Ай бұрын

“YOU AINT WOO!!” Im fucking dying😭😭

@zzcamiiq 2 ай бұрын

Bro has a beautiful voice 😭😭😭

@Qwwwwwwqww 2 ай бұрын

nah he do fr what

@Stxrry_Koi Ай бұрын

“What are you thinking for drinks?” AT THE END AS IF THERE WASSNT A WHOLE ASS SHOOTOUT

@SUCCIDUOUS 2 ай бұрын

"Hey that car looks familiar- OH SHIT ITS THE OPPS, GET DOWN, BABE" NAURRRRRRR 😭😭

@btsismylife2 23 күн бұрын

Shut up noob

@me7276 2 ай бұрын

"What are you thinking for drinks?😮‍💨" I CANT

@chi9861 2 ай бұрын

THESE ASMRS R GETTING OUT HAND IM ACTUALLY CRYINGGG😭😭

@izzyjp_ Ай бұрын

I seen one where they got into a car crash and died😭😭

@MysterysCorner 2 ай бұрын

“I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORE MY SHEISTY WHAT THE FUCK” CRYINGGG😭😭

@jofie9582 Ай бұрын

I really hope the animation community finds this

@sweettart804 2 ай бұрын

PLZ WE NEED MORE UNHINGED ASMR LIKE THIS

@oreos1095 2 ай бұрын

Bruh this shi is so funny bruh 😭😭😭

@lalablahblahblahhhhh 2 ай бұрын

make a boyfriend asmr soundcloud account i need to sleep to this

@Down-in-TheDumps 2 ай бұрын

“WHERES MY PHONE I GOTTA CALL BACKUP” BACKUP?!!😭😭😭 Dawg knew this was gon happen🙏🏻😭

@esperanzamerino693 2 ай бұрын

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. 😭

@esperanzamerino693 2 ай бұрын

BRO AFTER I FINISHED THE VIDEO THE LIKES REALLY SAID "911" LOLL

@btsismylife2 23 күн бұрын

Idc noob

@esperanzamerino693 16 күн бұрын

@@btsismylife2 I didn’t think some bts Stans be this kinda mean🤔

@Rikii. 2 ай бұрын

BRO I WAS FALLING ASLEEP TO RELAXING ASMR AND I WAKE UP TO THIS😭

@kuroganeyukia579 Ай бұрын

I ain't laugh this hard in forever 🤣 bro turned it into a whole action movie scene holy shit

@R4nd0o1 2 ай бұрын

THE OPPS MAN THEM OPPS

@Raspieon 2 ай бұрын

NAW CAUSE THIS SHIT GOT ME CRYING

@Bneby 2 ай бұрын

“Packed lil dj💀💀💀”

@idliketobeleftalone 18 күн бұрын

'hey!this car kinda looks familia-OH SHIT IT'S THE OPPS BABE GET DOWN GAAAAHHHH'🗣️💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯type shit

@angelinatrxn 2 ай бұрын

bro these videos are literally the ones brittany broski was watching on her youtube 💀💀

@ilikechamomile4502 Ай бұрын

“YOU AINT WOOO “ 😭😭😭💀💀

@Sage_Orias_YT Ай бұрын

This is singlehandedly the funniest ASMR video ive ever seen. Why didnt anyone think of this sooner😂

@thatonekid7899 2 ай бұрын

Best sleep of my life after this one 🙏

@breab6671 2 ай бұрын

With switches is crazy😭🙏

@lordrobin20 2 ай бұрын

0:32 It sounds so soothing when he says that uwu

@Myapapayaa2 2 ай бұрын

this is actually the funniest thing ive ever seen 😭

@livelaughalexademie 2 ай бұрын

I CANT BREATHE

@Shadow-boba 2 ай бұрын

Instantly fell asleep! Thank you for making this amazing asmr!!!

@Spinbackforme 2 ай бұрын

He should've worn the sheisty💔

@princeschannel3902 15 күн бұрын

“This one’s for DJ!” Got me bro 😭

@kaikra.a 29 күн бұрын

"I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORN MY SHEISTY" LMAOOFOOSOOO IM DYING

@rusted_soda_can9103 Ай бұрын

wait but your actual voice is actually so nice...

@Delano.Smith26 Ай бұрын

"YOU AINT WOO!!"😂😂😂

@denji5604 Ай бұрын

"You ain't woo! You ain't woo!!!" Bro😹😹

@kel5174 2 ай бұрын

IM ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR CRYING 💀💀💀

@Hvrleyyy Ай бұрын

this is REAL content 10/10

@kaleb4 2 ай бұрын

Bruh i didnt even get to edge one bit i already blew. Clean up on isle my pants😂😂😂

@KiahMoore-os1jh 2 ай бұрын

Same here buddy😂😂😂

@weather_master708 Ай бұрын

Tf 💀

@xy8379 Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jas5380 Ай бұрын

this was heartwarming.

@musiew683 Ай бұрын

Omg, so relaxing! The gunshots lulled me to sleep 😊😊😊

@KingFroy 17 күн бұрын

The opps be lurkin bro always keep your heater on you at all times fam this shit don’t be safe🥷🏿

@Marbles_on_parade Ай бұрын

He stood his ground, maintened composure, and stuck to the original goal. Respect

@johnwilkesbooth3045 Ай бұрын

"I GOT ONE" is fucking crazy 😭

@btsismylife2 23 күн бұрын

Shut up your black

@ghostlyjudge 2 ай бұрын

damn at least backup came

@Skidmark0606 Ай бұрын

“LET ME GET MY SWITCH” 💀💀💀

@princeschannel3902 16 күн бұрын

“What are you thinkin for drinks” IM DONE 💀

@trisshyy 2 ай бұрын

my sleep asmr🥰 really helped me relax

@zensalt Ай бұрын

"I HAVE TO CALL BACKUP" bro is already cooked 😭😭

@Saw_blade_bat Ай бұрын

I listen to this before bed it makes me feel so loved

@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer Ай бұрын

That car looks familiar" Famous last words

@Buncho_YT Ай бұрын

0:30 Driving through Detroit and the goons mistake your car for an opp

@Moneyfien69 2 ай бұрын

Listening to this every night before bed 🔥🔥🗣

@Kenny_Productionz Ай бұрын

This was such a peaceful, lovely ASMR. Really helped me fall asleep/j

@marissasirena3632 9 күн бұрын

I love it when he goes "Oh shit"

@thelegend9371 Ай бұрын

It’s funny because right before you hear the shots pop off you can hear the opps screaming “This for Lil Dj.” 😂 They really want they get back.

@L0Lz-pv6rh 2 ай бұрын

I fell asleep so peacefully 😊

@shamelbazan7876 2 ай бұрын

these types of asmr keep me going😭🫶

@at6241 2 ай бұрын

i slept so peacefully to this 😌

@user-qf7dv7xp5q 2 ай бұрын

“You go left I go right ” ahh

@YourFavLee 2 ай бұрын

this helped me sleep

@AEYuta 12 күн бұрын

This is what i needed, the editing beens too hard on me

@PorcelainJester 2 ай бұрын

This is my favourite ASMR in all of existence

@khi7755 2 ай бұрын

Everytime I hear “I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORN MY SHEISTY” I burst out in laughter stop😭‼️

@gorl336 Ай бұрын

The emotion in the screams is what truly gets me 😭