You’re Having Dinner With Your Royal Boyfriend But The Opps Slide [Boyfriend ASMR]

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2 ай бұрын

Summary: You and your boyfriend, being both royalty, decide to have a dinner to discuss the current conflicts with neighboring kingdoms. However, in the middle of dinner the opps send you a letter-stating that they are in fact sliding.
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@Thepassionlamb2007 2 ай бұрын

"RUNNETH THY POCKETS" 🗣️🗣️

@Thioecy 2 ай бұрын

"fo what pupose, fo what pupose?"

@adinstomsky1653 2 ай бұрын

⁠⁠@@Thioecyfor the purposes I have chosen now, RUNNETH THY POCKETS

@InstaplayJT 2 ай бұрын

“Caught thine lacking!” *SHWING* *SHWANG*

@GLA888 2 ай бұрын

"I THINK NOT YOU SCALLYWAG !!!!"

@karakurto7297 2 ай бұрын

"I think not, you SCALLYWAG!!" ⚔️🇬🇧🇬🇧🤺

@fishyfriendd 2 ай бұрын

The medieval opps do not play 😭

@Nobody-Cool 2 ай бұрын

Oh god tho, Sending a letter

@lonelytiger5011 2 ай бұрын

😂

@localidiot433 2 ай бұрын

I will now imagine if every cop had a sword

@p6shtun 2 ай бұрын

LOOOOLL

@SWAG-ON-FIRE 2 ай бұрын

REAL😃

@Nobody-Cool 2 ай бұрын

Bros opps were generational

@missterious711 2 ай бұрын

generational opps....jojo reference??

@DrippyDripster_ 2 ай бұрын

@@missterious711bruh💀

@ciitrus111 2 ай бұрын

@@missterious711HELP

@kendallwalls9167 2 ай бұрын

They always are smh 😂

@Midnight_Wesker 2 ай бұрын

@@missterious711😭😭

@Luv.Divinity 2 ай бұрын

"Fret not! This is why i never leave without my shiesty"

@theredflamingo7102 2 ай бұрын

"hood of the executioner"

@stevemagic5358 2 ай бұрын

Read this as soon as he said it

@Anna-fs6bz Ай бұрын

adding this to my vocabulary

@iuxuri. 2 ай бұрын

“sucketh thine balls” is crazy 💀💀🙏🏽

@UnofficialTherapy3654 7 күн бұрын

Everybody else let that slide 💀💀💀

@anytimeana0199 2 ай бұрын

The rivalry is ancient 😭😭 “you ain’t woo”💀💀💀💀💀💀

@celestialspirit8582 2 ай бұрын

what does "woo" mean?

@ratbob251 2 ай бұрын

@@celestialspirit8582don't play with big woo

@scootysweets 2 ай бұрын

@@celestialspirit8582you don’t know woo but woo know you

@Mario-bl5ud 2 ай бұрын

@@celestialspirit8582 It's a gang alliance in Brooklyn, NY.

@twoorangeslices6547 2 ай бұрын

@@celestialspirit8582im just guessing but woo is probably short for wu tang clan

@Discodannye 2 ай бұрын

“Oh look my queen they seem to have a futurist weapon…what is that an RPG?🤔🤔🧐”

@Dagonhasarrived 2 ай бұрын

*Explosion*

@p6shtun 2 ай бұрын

DAMN

@mayisonline6115 Ай бұрын

They really on our ass! 😀

@themidwestemo Ай бұрын

Fret not! This is why I never leave without my shiesty!

@yesido3428 Ай бұрын

GO GO MECHA MIGHTY MORPHIN'!

@TheAutisticSigma 2 ай бұрын

NEW OPPS SLIDE LORE DROPPED 😭🙏‼️🗣️💯

@qt_suiren298 2 ай бұрын

Get film theory on this shi

@thegoddjungleskog8677 2 ай бұрын

@@qt_suiren298 One must imagine. Matpat returning

@Fisher1941 2 ай бұрын

WHERE THE FUCK DID BRO FIND AN RPG IN THIS TIME PERIOD??? 😭

@mynameisdominichughes3142 2 ай бұрын

@Sandwich-5-sand 2 ай бұрын

@@mynameisdominichughes3142why are you selling rpgs to the opps

@zraisded Ай бұрын

@@mynameisdominichughes3142but what about me

@damienmygoat Ай бұрын

fiore disventure camp

@Fisher1941 Ай бұрын

@@damienmygoat🥸

@Hearts_for_Jazzy 2 ай бұрын

“WHERE MY CROWWWN WHERES MY SHEISTYYY GET THAT SHORTYY” IM CRHING 0:56

@monochromecropcrown4463 2 ай бұрын

WAS THE BEEF GENERATIONAL??? 😭💀💀Even bro's great great great grandfather had opps

@outcastsyndrome 2 ай бұрын

BROS VOICE CHANGED MIDWAY PLSSS 😭😭😭

@p6shtun 2 ай бұрын

😭😭😭

@Garland846 Ай бұрын

"what could that mean? 😨" "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT 👹👹"

@Very-Uncorrect 26 күн бұрын

I JUST GOT TO THAT BIT LMAOOOOO

@todorokishoto5033 2 ай бұрын

“Oh look my queen😀 they seem to have a futuristic weapon😋what is that an rpg🤨💥💥💥”

@Kiomieee 2 ай бұрын

DAYUMM

@octaviamoore242 5 күн бұрын

Yes it is😮

@cope_induced 2 ай бұрын

(Imperfect; Edited) Transcript: Act 1 [Your boyfriend invited you for diner (0:01 - 0:30)] “-Please, take a seat, my lady. I brought you to dine so we could discuss the conflicts between the neighboring kingdoms. It seems they’re getting progressively more aggressive; and we need to take action now, but for now please, relax. You’ve been working so hard. Although it's in your responsibility because you are royalty; Know that I can also take responsibility too, Your Majesty." "Please, if not for you but for me. Eat.” Act 2 [Introduction of Danger/ The Opps (0:30 - 0:50)] “Oh, looks like we got a letter from the neighbouring kingdom. This is from… Cagneus(?) Hmm…What do they want? Let’s see.” *“We are going to SLIDE ON YOU, right now as you are reading this letter. On foe nem grave…”* “...What could that mean?” Act 3 [The Attack/Invasion of The Opps (0:51 - 1:39)] [massive explosion] “OWH SHEEEEEEEEETT-!! WHAT THE FUUUCK!?!?! WHERE’S MY CROOOOWN?!?!?? 👑 WHERE’S MY FUCKING SHIESTY?!?!?!? GET DOWN SHORTY!! 👇 NOW WE CAN’T LET THIS FUCKING SLIDE- GET YOUR TOOLIE 🗡 OUT, BAAABE!!!” [unsheathes sword] “AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH” [sounds of swords clashing] “CAGNEUS(?)-” [stabs with swords] “-WITH DUMB FACE-(?)” [swords getting parried] “SUCK ON THINE BAWWLLSS!!!!” [shield breaking] “FUCK YOU, PUUSSAAAAAYY!!!” [explosion] “AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU AIN’T WOO!! 🙅‍♂️" [swords flying] "YOU AIN’T WOO!!❌ AAAAAAAAHHH-” [another explosion] “Oh look my queen! 😄 They seem to have a futuristic weapon. What is that, an RPG?” [yes it is] [loud impact]💥 “DAYMN! They really are on our ass! [another explosion] Fret not! This is why I never leave without my shiesty. GO GO MEGA MIGHTY MORPHIN!! [transformner transforming sound mp3] “SUCK MY DICK!!!” [end]

@kathyaroche3402 Ай бұрын

THIS NEEDS TO GET PINNED

@AsmrHoe 12 күн бұрын

Thank u sooo much for this, this makes the video full

@scrubmp7 2 ай бұрын

“YOU AINT WOOOO” gets me everytime 😭

@starkilled 2 ай бұрын

Thy opps have slideth on me m' lady!

@Yagotexposed_ 2 ай бұрын

“GET DOWN SHORTY” “YU AINT WOO” Wat opps did he have?? Mf ion even think woo was a word back then😭

@Nani-Chan 2 ай бұрын

GET DOWN SHORTYYYYY 🤣😂

@IKKYSIZZLE 2 ай бұрын

"EMPTY THY PANTALOONS" "NAH FAMETH I GOT THY SWITCH WITH THOU"

@Dobisp407 2 ай бұрын

A beef that traces back to the medieval era...

@mackuromii 2 ай бұрын

Having opps in every time period is actually kinda insane 💀💀💀

@DerEinwolfe 2 ай бұрын

I mean, it is Medieval Europe, and people were throwing bows and blades just for sneezing too similar to the French/English/Spanish, depending on where you're at. "Italian? In THINE village? We haveth a No Animals policy, get ready to be put down, thou disgusting rodent. I'll be doing the world a favor, this one is for thine homies that doth did die during the Black Plague."

@glitt3rLLC 2 ай бұрын

“GET DOWN SHORTYYY” love how we win 🩷

@angelphantomhive1512 2 ай бұрын

That 'DAMN' at 1:26 made me snort instantly. That shit had heart and soul put into it

@ellosurs3334 18 күн бұрын

SAMEE

@shojuno3987 2 ай бұрын

“damn they really on our ass” in the calmest voice in the middle of the castle getting raided by the opps is wild

@Sanrio4brainz 2 ай бұрын

The opposition has arrived m’lady! Take cover!

@user-fv6nj6pu6b 2 ай бұрын

the voice switch up got me in TEARS LMFAOOO

@user-vs2mn6hd8v 2 ай бұрын

"Go, go mega mighty morphin!" 👹👹👹

@nijinokanata111 2 ай бұрын

medieval ops on a Monday is truly wicked 😩

@anytimeana0199 2 ай бұрын

GET DOWN SHORTYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@pla6b01 2 ай бұрын

"oh look my queen 😄"

@oddity1671 2 ай бұрын

Not the whole bloodline 😂

@kendallwalls9167 2 ай бұрын

Every single generation ☠️

@K00300 2 ай бұрын

I always wonder if bro’s voice is okay after these lmao

@cyberrain3261 2 ай бұрын

Went from formal to thug life mode at a 360 made me deceased. 💀

@shan4866 2 ай бұрын

Thy opps have cometh!!! 🗣‼️‼️

@sionantara370 2 ай бұрын

Bros been feuding since feudal times

@robloxrea-lp2wp 2 ай бұрын

How come all my boyfriends gotta have ops😭

@Maite196 2 ай бұрын

BRU U SHOULD CONTINUE THESE ASMR VIDEOS THEY FUNNY ASF😭

@kayeeshamaila7849 2 ай бұрын

no way this my first asmr experience...i love it😭😭😭 1:24 😭

@lilianne9285 2 ай бұрын

fr 😭 we starting high 💀💀

@Nish. 2 ай бұрын

“Oh look my queen they seem to have a futuristic weapon 😁‼️”

@aidenvirag6873 2 ай бұрын

The sword sound effects bro😭😭

@alexgutierrez9374 2 ай бұрын

Buddy’s bloodline full of opps they don’t want them to win

@AvaTheJellyfish 2 ай бұрын

It’s the same bit every time and I LOVE IT EACH TIME MORE THAN THE LAST 😂 (the royalty au goes sicko mode I love it)

@user-sf4wj2tw2i 2 ай бұрын

"WHERES MY CROWN WHERES MY SHIESTYYYYYYYYYY"

@Cselfish360 2 ай бұрын

These will never not make me laugh 😭

@Whatthegrrrrr 2 ай бұрын

not the medival opps 😭

@p6shtun 2 ай бұрын

THE SWORD NOISES I CANTTTT 😭😭😭

@nicksmith332 2 ай бұрын

Nice try opps, I cast fireball

@tutorialsforyou3981 2 ай бұрын

bro i’m actually crying

@lotusolympus9738 Ай бұрын

I love the switch up from proper gentleman to full on attack mode. Makes sense since it was a sudden attack, but still 😂😂😂😂. And then mighty morphing time announced lol 😭😭😭😭

@xeeeeiijj 2 ай бұрын

GO GO MEGA MIGHTY MORPHIN 🗣️🗣️⁉️⁉️🔥🔥

@solarflarecj1067 Ай бұрын

“It seems they’re progressively getting more aggressive” ✍️🔥W dialogue writing 🗣🔥

@B3rfBo1 2 ай бұрын

do a part 3 where the girlfriend slides on his opps so they dont bother him during their dates

@diablo_winters 2 ай бұрын

they even had opps in the medieval era thats crazy

@Alice_Sprinkles 2 ай бұрын

Damn the war been going on for that long huh lmaooo

@Aiiishatariq Ай бұрын

My my! The chivalry is phenomenal!

@fluffishi 2 ай бұрын

why was the "oh look my queen! they seem to have a futuristic weapon :D" SO CUTE HFJKDSJ 😭

@lacataleyasecond91 2 ай бұрын

MEDIEVAL OPPS GOES CRAZY😭🙏

@redfox4220 23 күн бұрын

I love how he drops the entire accent and called her “shorty”

@Kevinthepro_ 2 ай бұрын

When film theory talking about the lore

@747.royale6 2 ай бұрын

This series is too funny. Got me cackling like an old witch at 3 am 😂

@ghostlyjudge 2 ай бұрын

Not the medieval opps

@heavenlywade 2 ай бұрын

BRO...THIS MAN GOT OPPS IN THE MEDIEVAL TIMES?...NEXT OUR EX-BOYFRIEND GONNA SHOW UP AS THE OPPS...😭✋🏾

@DGKdabigondarkpaws 23 күн бұрын

0:52 "get down shawty!!!" Omfl i cant

@lilianne9285 2 ай бұрын

NAHH IM CREASING SO HARD 💀💀💀💀

@gabs-fr1uw 2 ай бұрын

They really on our ass! 🤓

@TheSandwichTF2 2 ай бұрын

so relaxing 😊

@jessicasmith2989 2 ай бұрын

THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING

@vxmqire 2 ай бұрын

LETS GO MORE OPP VIDEOS 🗣️‼️

@new_player9592 2 ай бұрын

Make one where your boyfriend takes you on a date into the ISS and the opps slide

@OffToggle 2 ай бұрын

opps in london not messin around 😭

@pancakepop680 2 ай бұрын

Go gO MECHA MIGHTY MORPHINNN

@applejug 2 ай бұрын

the transformer sound effect 😭😭

@LuffyHRL 2 ай бұрын

now do a pre-prequel with cavemen

@sidneyyin4k Ай бұрын

“WHERES MY FUCKING SHEISTYY, GET DOWN SHORTYY” is wilddd😭🙏🏽

@TheBucketofSunshine 2 ай бұрын

GIRL LEGIT IS PUNISHED WITH BF GETTING FOLLOWED BY OPPS PLSSS---I love these too much

@lunchboxmadness 2 ай бұрын

this is my new fixation

@karu4982 2 ай бұрын

This has been happening since the medieval times 💀

@bunniebria 2 ай бұрын

0:59 GET DOWN SHAWTY

@tsaqifrizky5276 2 ай бұрын

Reminds me of Squidward's ancestor from that one medieval spongebob episode 😭

@Offline.96 2 ай бұрын

10/10 would definitely listen again

@RubyEnforcer 2 ай бұрын

IS OPPS GENERATIONAL??? IS THIS HOOD JOJO

@RubyEnforcer 2 ай бұрын

Update: I stfg if modern day home's shiesty is the SAME and it's been passed down through the generations to protect themselves from the opps imma cry.