I ONLY TELL JOKES AND TRUTHS Ft. Caleb Hearon | The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

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On this Replay Friday episode, comedian Caleb Hearon joins Drew on the show for an episode that you'll be quoting for MONTHS to come. They talk about the weaponization of fatphobia, accidentally joining a Facebook group that bullies snakes, haggling with rich Beverly Hills women for a used couch, why Caleb is "Midwestern Aunt-pilled", lying to help propagate your worldview, and so much more!
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@leberrrats 18 күн бұрын

“I have she/theys that are shooters” has got to be one of the funniest things Caleb has ever said in a podcast

@pyb 18 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@user-vh3bj6vy6p 14 күн бұрын

Timestamps?

@morticiabaddams 14 күн бұрын

@@user-vh3bj6vy6p The setup starts at 59:50, it makes the line even funnier.

@thegirlwithamicrophone 14 күн бұрын

Just came here to say this 😂

@itsthekg978 13 күн бұрын

Easily one of the funniest things that have ever been said by anyone, honestly LMFAO😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Hairybloke95 18 күн бұрын

Can't believe you got Rosie O'Donnel on the channel today ❤

@shinobi7416 18 күн бұрын

❤❤❤❤

@SowahMLaryea 18 күн бұрын

I-

@bbbotc 18 күн бұрын

yeaaahhhhh ya nailed it

@BrittanyAngeline 18 күн бұрын

Good one (but Caleb made that joke first). 😂

@laurenashley90 18 күн бұрын

@@BrittanyAngelineso true how amazing Caleb is. 😂

@armetta99 18 күн бұрын

It is so disrespectful that you ended this episode. Just do a 12 hour livestream tf

@pyb 13 күн бұрын

sorry

@angelskyy6574 5 күн бұрын

Suing for emotional damage 🤞🏽@@pyb

@BeautyByMrsFooCough 3 күн бұрын

It’s just insensitive that these people don’t provide me with a) 24/7 livestream to accompany my life and b) friendship, personal conversations with me to make my brain do the happy fizz

@Lugolynn 17 күн бұрын

As a fat girl- I truly have never had this positive mindset that these two have about who they are. This episode truly changed something in my brain.

@noodlepoodlegirl 16 күн бұрын

You’re beautiful! Now you need to be unapologetically beautiful. 💜

@Nikthehermit 13 күн бұрын

This subtle read

@hamilcross 11 күн бұрын

@@Nikthehermit SO BRAVE

@yasqueen.3665 6 күн бұрын

@@Nikthehermithow is it a read if they talked abt that exact thing

@Pipsam1201 5 күн бұрын

ME TOO omg I have thinking to do

@ernestv2012 18 күн бұрын

Bro this Caleb dude. This is why I love podcast because I had no idea who he was before, but now I’m a fan

@pyb 18 күн бұрын

He’s hilarious!!!

@melahhhnie 18 күн бұрын

SAME

@strayastray7319 17 күн бұрын

Same

@alexarobertson17 17 күн бұрын

He has a pod called So True and both Drew and Brittany have been on it. He is hilarious!

@alyssawynne24 14 күн бұрын

literally same

@novatm13 18 күн бұрын

"I'm always telling the truth or joking until I lie ... then I'm lying." ❤

@emmy...... 14 күн бұрын

This man has genuinely got to be one of the funniest people online right now. He is SO underrated. We need more sets more specials ASAPPPP

@susana9519 18 күн бұрын

There is nothing more that I love than hearing these two cackling through my speakers

@tuckerclark7861 18 күн бұрын

“I got she/theys that are shooters….” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

@phillipsimmons1754 5 күн бұрын

"well obviously this is embarassing and has to be cut" LMAOOO

@joeseg19 17 күн бұрын

I absolutely LOVE the fact that these two have taken their insecurities, internalized them, took them, and dealt with them in a HEALTHY POSITIVE manner, coming out BETTER people for it gives me SOOOO much hope. I completely adore Drew.

@Hannahrae42 12 күн бұрын

I get this was coming from a good place, however, to say they have an insecurity about their size is crazy… they are both confident, comfortable and in no way are their body sizes an insecurity. They both look 🔥🔥 and living their best lives

@MsAwrootbeer 11 күн бұрын

@@Hannahrae42 they spoke in this video about how they changed those insecurities into a positive mindset and how they NOW aren't insecurities. they literally said exactly what joeseg19 is saying.

@jessicae1812 17 күн бұрын

I laughed out loud at “I still have to hold my nose when I jump in a body of water”

@sardennno 17 күн бұрын

"I just wanna sit on the porch and visit" LOL that really is very midwestern 😂

@coreyg1113 18 күн бұрын

This is the best episode of any podcast I've ever seen. It's just non-stop quotable and shareable moments. I'm soooo here for this!!!

@chelseab115 18 күн бұрын

You should watch Caleb’s podcast if you haven’t already!

@CarterInosencio 14 күн бұрын

Literally I was watching the snake bit at the beginning I was like this is so funny but there are no comments about it 💀 I knew it was only up from there and it was already good

@nicolekeene1417 15 күн бұрын

Mentally ill barista here. Ready when you give the signal 😂

@sgtrainicorn5796 18 күн бұрын

Last time I was this early, we still had those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely.

@Nikthehermit 13 күн бұрын

He is no joke my favorite human like he’s literally so comfortable and real to the point it actually feeds your soul…

@GarrettMayfield 17 күн бұрын

This is what happens when a Virgo and an Aquarius hate the same coworker. No one is safe when this duo links up 😂

@Bigmoodx 17 күн бұрын

I need yall to link up once a month PLEASE 😩😩😩

@JoseMurillo-yv8wf 18 күн бұрын

can you two, deison and brittany make a podcast together i know ill die from a lack of oxygen from how much ill be laughing from u guys

@lynnthayer7067 18 күн бұрын

the goth doc marten fan is so real, it takes one to know one 💀

@ariannawhatrudoinghere 16 күн бұрын

“I’ve got she/theys that are shooters” 💀💀💀

@IAmJxxb 18 күн бұрын

Workkkk- this means the Brittany/Caleb episode may be uploaded to KZfaq 👀👏🏼

@ciaramarie6206 18 күн бұрын

Please LORD WE NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER 🙏

@lindalane4939 17 күн бұрын

I think about this often !! Mama need

@hotsexyangel 17 күн бұрын

Omg noooo. Poor Caleb. Who forced him to interact with that thing?

@ryleeh9725 15 күн бұрын

@@ciaramarie6206 the video is free on spotify girly!!

@lemongingerlexi 17 күн бұрын

I didn't know who Caleb was before this and he is now my favorite guest you've ever had?! Has me laughing nonstop and I've been depressed as hell all year I'm OBSESSED!!!

@lindalane4939 17 күн бұрын

Listen to his pod epi with Brittany Broski! It’s my favorite ever 😭

@lemongingerlexi 17 күн бұрын

@@lindalane4939 I WILL!!! thank you!!!😭❤️❤️❤️

@doodadsdandy 17 күн бұрын

caleb also has an old podcast called keeping records, and a new one called so true, and brother - they’re INCREDIBLEEEE. definitely a lot of caleb content lol

@lemongingerlexi 17 күн бұрын

@lindalane4939 update I just listened to that after reading your comment and it was absolutely incredible 😭😂😂 THANK YOUUU

@lemongingerlexi 16 күн бұрын

@doodadsdandy Ahh! I'm definitely going to go listen to all of those episodes! thank you!!🙏🏼

@gabriellaberman 13 күн бұрын

i haven’t laughed like this in ages. Caleb is honestly the funniest person alive right now

@terrorjr287 12 күн бұрын

"hello it's me your fellow white" 🤣

@andyy6592 18 күн бұрын

caleb, the broski and drew are an elite combo

@hotsexyangel 17 күн бұрын

EW no, not Br*ski

@kxroe 7 күн бұрын

caleb: "you know how depression is, and if you're out there struggling.... idk what to tell you but-" LOL hearing that as someone who's out here struggling, he's so real for that bc same caleb, same.

@bopeepaleep 15 күн бұрын

i am literally obsessed with next door and facebook group comment sections. better than modern television fr

@akaypru 15 күн бұрын

Caleb talking like he wasn’t the one bullying the snakes because “snakes are just too soft these days.”

@TheZiggyBomb 18 күн бұрын

These two are amazing on their own and together it is perfection.

@wadooshful 18 күн бұрын

I sung the most stunning high note when I saw this notification pop up. Yall and Ms Broski keep me going.

@kinseyweisensteiner73 15 күн бұрын

Drew and Caleb (and Brittany) are my inner monologue. I was listening to The Will to Change by bell hooks and everything in life came reduced down to white supremacy and the patriarchy. My inner female rage boils over my drew provides me with relief with calling out the BS

@kinseyweisensteiner73 15 күн бұрын

It shouldn’t fall on the shoulders of women of color and diverse communities to do what you do. Us white women should be constantly doing this and not enable hate

@ashs690 18 күн бұрын

The 28 year old talk at the beginning was sooo real lmaooo

@strwbrriepixie 18 күн бұрын

he is so hilarious 😭

@joeseg19 17 күн бұрын

“So much of it is whack and terrible” LMFAO OKAY.

@danabana6421 5 күн бұрын

What Caleb said about people think that fat people are automatically losers literally gave me so much hope and happiness. I love this

@relyuhcs 18 күн бұрын

Protect these two at all costs

@TheJsyve1 18 күн бұрын

Drew and Caleb both just have these laughs that are infectious

@kawaiivalpal 15 күн бұрын

57:00 - 1:02:00 had me in tears the way the bit kept going

@hungrywarlock7333 15 күн бұрын

The way you both play off each other with the QUICKNESS

@davidbasave7071 4 күн бұрын

“If you’re out there and you’re struggling… idk what to tell you” 😭😭

@Alex-ge2fc 8 күн бұрын

Body shaming snakes is insane 😂

@maddigrace2158 14 күн бұрын

caleb describing his frontal cortex developing is crazy

@abbycampbell-zd7iw 15 күн бұрын

THE GASLIGHTING YOURSELF IS SO REAL

@coalmorningstar4925 18 күн бұрын

this guy might very well be one of the funniest men on the planet

@kelseymcmillan7651 15 күн бұрын

“Taken from a toaster” has me CACKLING

@laurasclayentries 18 күн бұрын

you clearly knew I’ve been binging Caleb’s content and needed MORE!! thank you!!

@TheMRock888 18 күн бұрын

My favorite episode of all time. I didn’t stop cackling from beginning to enddddd

@yungcrab 17 күн бұрын

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. THE TRUTH WAS LOUD.

@krrupt. 16 күн бұрын

Caleb is so fkn funny "i got she/theys that are shooters" tearssss omg😭

@Allyjoe321 13 күн бұрын

I’ve watched this episode several times because it’s simply that hilarious. Like-unreal how hard I’m laughing just listening to two people talk 😭🙏🏼

@AidenTaylorOfficial 16 күн бұрын

mom walked in on me watching this and said " OMG are you watching the documentary about dan schnieder?" ... GIRL

@haileyrivera2948 8 күн бұрын

The funniest man on this earth

@saraholdham9573 13 күн бұрын

"I got she/theys that are shooters " that has me cackling

@harperisntcool8031 14 күн бұрын

my grandma got banned on nextdoor because she was complaining too much 😭😭 drew watch out girl

@carms7438 17 күн бұрын

This episode made me cry actual tears! I LOVE when you two are together ♥️♥️♥️

@daniellehutchinson8158 17 күн бұрын

How great is our god 11s 😂😂😂 Caleb is so fucking funny

@AlistairFinch713 16 күн бұрын

56:00 i used to be a dancer and in theatre. i had to get headshots one time for the company, but they had us do a 2+ hour rehearsal in full makeup first. someone told me my headshot looked like the maggot from the Corpse Bride. it hurt BECAUSE its accurate. they really got me on that one

@fionagallagherapologist5968 17 күн бұрын

yall are so hilarious together 😭

@staceyweav 15 күн бұрын

Not the “ask Stacey.”💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

@m00nrac00n 6 күн бұрын

"That you are short, bald, working at the gas station - There is nothing wrong with any of this if you are nice, but because you are not I have to bring it up" is so real and introspective. Those people play dirty and you only get to them with their logic. I can be crushing on someone and genuinely think they are attractive, but once they act like those guys I can see and point out all the so-called "flaws" if I have to. I really do hate bringing stuff like this because I actually do not operate or think like this, but they leave you no choice.

@dianag.7696 16 күн бұрын

Two of the funniest people together in a room, I couldn't stop laughing

@KaitlynTornello 17 күн бұрын

Humor, insightful thoughts, and I got to learn more about you guys. This podcast was amazing!! 💛

@riannamarie7552 18 күн бұрын

I LITERALLY JUST opened KZfaq bro! Love you guys 💕💕💕

@princejay_ 17 күн бұрын

OMGGGG i finally get to watch on youtubeeeeee. already watched on spotify and my god its my favourite episode.

@smokebella1820 17 күн бұрын

Please keep having Caleb on

@vickymorriskeen5817 10 күн бұрын

4:00 I'm on Next door too and Drew is 100% correct! It's all old people tea. And occasional missing animals. But the noise complaints Do. NOT. Stop.

@lilly-id7js 18 күн бұрын

i watched this spotify episode alllll the time, so glad its on youtube now!!

@bl3546 12 күн бұрын

caleb "i've c*m a few times since ive been here" how did she not die laughing at that lmaooo

@Soqbunny 13 күн бұрын

“I got she/theys that are shooters” is such a bar

@hannahmac622 13 күн бұрын

I can’t watch this at work LMAO I’m cracking up the whole time

@lisamadison3240 7 сағат бұрын

there’s been a 5foot pile of clothes in the corner for a month, I turned this on for 5 minutes and then decided to put it them away…. thank y’all for doing gods work

@princessfairysparkle 8 күн бұрын

One of the funniest dynamics I’ve seen on a podcast 😂 I had to pause it to catch my breath

@earth2syn296 17 күн бұрын

oh yea i just knew i was gonna be laughing this whole episode 😭

@juliana-gh7yi 3 күн бұрын

i just have to say this cuz i never hear people talk about the next door app and i’m so obsessed, when i got my wisdom teeth out the dr didn’t order my pain med prescription so i posted about it and got like 80 replies or something all the old people were fighting for my rights i loved it

@ayeodell 15 күн бұрын

I wish this was 5 hours longer 😭

@comfortlover4245 15 күн бұрын

I never rewatch podcast episodes, and I'm on my third rewatch of this one 😆🦋

@hb-fe2np 13 күн бұрын

I don’t think y’all understand how excited I was to watch this podcast! Love you both!

@nessahelu 15 күн бұрын

Y’all truly dropped gems in this podcast. 💓 42:38

@hannahjones9598 11 күн бұрын

The snake fb group got me so hard those ppl can be brutal 😂😂

@teenoelle3428 11 күн бұрын

LMFAOOOOO omg first time listening in and omfg this is soooo funny i love it 😂😂😂

@haleyylozano 14 күн бұрын

y’all are soooo funny i laughed so hard watching this😂😂

@LieutenantSheep 17 күн бұрын

Cackling when I (a bisexual white woman) got called out as part of Caleb’s post apocalypse regime. I’m down, king. I have a Polisci degree and an eye for detail

@amyjanemade 10 күн бұрын

I've already watched this twice on spotify but watching here again to support our girlz and bolster the possibility of more caleb & drew!!! (& brittany)

@illmeans 6 күн бұрын

The first season of "Alone" is my favorite because they didn't vet the dudes besides them talking about how tough they are and the first night theres a cop crying bc he thinks he hears a bear.

@flazada 11 күн бұрын

Honestly, the restraint it takes to not laugh uncontrollably at my desk cause y'all are sending me

@C1TYF1GHTS 9 күн бұрын

Hearing ya'll talk about how everything is connected to colonialism and imperialism that built our western societies made me kinda tear up bcuz u never see influencer or online people actually unpacking that

@lauragelman5695 8 күн бұрын

the gaslighting ur self part is so soo real

@val-hr5ri 13 күн бұрын

i love listening to smart people converse

@Rokingofdance 2 күн бұрын

The big 3 Brittany, Drew and Caleb need their own podcast I could watch them all dayyyy no matter how many times I replay it the jokes and laughs never get old 😂😂😂❤❤❤

@jacklsaurus 12 күн бұрын

WAITING FOR THE CHAPPEL ROAN EPISODE LIKEEEE👀👀👀

@melaneepy 18 күн бұрын

Such a good listen , thank you guys❣️

@ShellyMarie-x5p 7 күн бұрын

I can’t believe I haven’t found yall earlier this podcast is GOLD

@helllhottie 16 күн бұрын

I love Caleb!!!! He is severely underrated technically the Lana Del Rey of the podcast world 😭😭😭

@DMGAGALOO 18 күн бұрын

Nothing like waking up to this 😅❤

@gabriellaberman 13 күн бұрын

16:53 this part had me legitimately crying of laughter omg

@MountainDewEnthusiast 16 күн бұрын

The amount I’m going to quote this ep is actually crazy

@haileyrivera2948 8 күн бұрын

He’s so funny I’m in pain from laughter

@koookeeez 11 күн бұрын

Ive seen the shorts of this episode, im so happy to finally be able to see this! Ty! 🙏 Spotify Ads break my phone and mess up the videos and i have to keep tapping on the screen to open up the video into full screen again. It really sucks.