To bad funcom doesn't see it that way.

47:46 war criminal

When the alpha clans lag base was gone all I imagined was the tower from lord of the rings. Sourans eye collapsing!

did a good job scripting it and editing it.

This was awesome.

agreed

Same

yup. worth it.

Welcome to Conan!!!! The best survivor pvp game ever!!! *opinion*

Epic .

watching this yt video made me think... so it's like ark, but also rust?

@@reddotgeckotv6852 with oversized weapons and mountain size dinos (that don't lag af) *shrugs*

Same. Also the thing he said near the beginning where he said it would take only twenty bombs to raid his base. At the time I had no idea what that meant, but when he brought it up again at the end, I was laughing my ass off because I finally understood how little that is compared to all the trouble they caused the clan.

@@reddotgeckotv6852 just a smoosh of games with gods in them and stuff

100% agree

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you! Yeah man, this story nailed it.

@@Terbilux True to the fullest extent.

This has easily been my favorite anime

I have an almost mirrored story of these events with a much lamer ending. Huge Alpha with same exact jungle base, PvE player who was friends with them with highways and massive structures everywhere, group of terrorists who joined to terrorize them, also told them there friends were gonna wipe them the same day me and my friends put up 4 T3 Altars in our base because we were new to game and thought they were pretty. Alpha talks to our one player who is kinda dumb, and also speaks the worst english so they consider him sus and raid us with 2 Jhebbals. We then explain to them we are not with the "Banditos" (the terrorists), they help us rebuild, we join them on the hunt for them, the server slowly dies because people just stopped playing, so me and some friends band together to raid a huge jungle base by some Italian clan. It turned into us looting while running away from a pre nerf bearer in star metal with a legendary great-sword in a narrow base with like 17 stories and 1 staircase. We then joined a new server to become the very terrorists we swore to destroy. The end lol

Well, that is how you know it is a good conan game.

HONEY get the kids we gotta use this nuke its about to go bad

@@gamingkid3809 lmfao

… but that IS ironic.

Hey

@@papajumbi382 Uhhh sup bro, you lost?

Jumbi Yep so where do I go now

This your dad, @jumbi?

@@AssJack3 Probably, goes for cigarettes and 20 years later thinks he can slide into my youtube comments? Sheesh. The nerve.

Well, I guess you won't be getting a Christmas card this year. 🙄

What you talking bout, geek face?!

What a magical moment to see the legendary ass Jack from the legend!

I must ask. After Prophecy shit stomped the clan you were in and you swore vengeance against them, how did you feel or what were you thinking when you first heard about two dudes that appeared out of nowhere that started picking a fight against Prophecy and were winning?

@@Lightna Seconded. I wanna know how others reacted when this happened.

man! i bet that war was crazy on the out side looking in

Oh God to be on the discord to witness the reaction to 2 God raids on accident 😂

Tbh it’s more the stories than the games Like for real it has a massive early game where you have Iron = stone = steel and then unique items that make everything else look like trash so it’s early game and end game only with no mod game at all Kinda like if ARK only had velociraptors and giganotosaurouses

I played it years ago boring and empty. Then they started releasing expansions I got pissed and still have nt gone back. Fix your fucking game before you start money handling for anything to put in it. The mods carry the game

This made me instal as well haha

What idiot told you Conan is a bad survival game? It's easily one of the BEST VIDEO GAMES I've ever played in ANY GENRE. It's just underpopulated because people suck at it. FACTS. they get raided cus they make bases with holes then leave server after getting wiped. Bad players shouldn't criticize games lol

@@quarreneverett4767 Said nobody with functioning brain cells

The man the myth the legend

@@notjack2851 you beat me to it.

The man of the hour

yay

In an elevator… where only one man can be king…

The Bruddas crack me up to this day

Ayyy dats me

@@starjellyog hello brudah!

@@AssJack3 Ello brudda

See you all reply in the comments after watching that epic tale, it's like seeing celebrities!!!

The irony is the start of this video is this man found an abandoned base that had a bunch of duped stuff so he could raid more bases that had duped stuff which was also probably either inherently acquired through war or indoctrination as he says prophecy kept the bases of people who left the server... long story short the game is trash because the developers allow this which is why it's got a small community who mostly play on private servers

@@misadventuringadventurers7386 yeah the great part about this story is how the langos used all of prophecy's stuff against them, without ever dropping to the point of using the cheating tactics against them. They only destroyed them with their own stuff.

@@oldmanbrink I mean it sounds to me as if they came onto a server preserved by some good people to push them off 😆... man finds duped stuff wants to wipe off alpha clan instead of mingle and be cool with everyone -20 people forever on that game but that's just the nature of the beast in these type of games... they honestly should just do rust strategy and wipe the servers every month 🙄

Best part of you getting crushed was that it was like the third time you'd made it up there and you just said "alright i'll be down here farming for the next few weeks if anyone needs me" haha

@@jumbi5249 I distinctly remember that... I was so done with trying to climb that stupid climb. I think I forgot to put a bed in there the first time, so I had to go up again. I remember just giving up on going up there after the crushing lol

It's just like one of those stories where a infamous protagonist destroys a part of an organization then trigger a chain of events that leads to its end

It was brilliant.

This honestly blew me away. I didn’t think for a minute that I would be so immersed in an a raid video like this.

@@vincentfrights1690 me too! Was captivated the whole time! lol

Of every cheater I've known in real life, only one deemed like a decent stable person. He just seemed to enjoy the tech side of breaking games, and took the trolling as a reward fur hard work. Fucked up, but he was decent otherwise. Every other one, including guys I was close with, were seriously broken, habitually manipulative, or both.

There's something to be said about laying low your foes in a single stroke, or even two. :p

I've found that there are really three types of cheaters out there: 1. The type that are really just sad and scared children who have low self-esteem and must get their ego boosts not through time and effort, but through just "winning". For these people, they only care about the outcome and not the journey. This is primarily who you will encounter in online games, because it's the "inherent competition" that draws this type. 2. The type that are really just interested in "mucking about" with the mechanics of the game. They're just interested in breaking it, because the process of breaking it is interesting. Some like to continue the exploit as it is the reward for the work put in to finding it. Some like to continue to exploit in hopes that it will be patched out if the problem gets to be widespread enough. 3. The type that got tired of the tediousness of the game and just wants to make things a little easier. I am, personally, a bit of type 2, but mostly type 3. If I find something weird or interesting in a game, I look to see if it has any "useful" applications to the game. If not, I drop it. If yes, I exploit it. However, I'm not interested in using such exploits against other players in a competitive environment. It feels... cheap to win that way. Like I didn't actually earn it, because we weren't playing under the same rules and restrictions. Typically, however, I'm the type 3 type of cheater. Once a game becomes "tedious", my options become "quit playing forever" or "do some cheating to keep it fresh and keep the game moving". I played Ark with my friend on The Island for over 300 hours. We had beaten the Spider Queen up to Alpha (we just did each attempt back to back, because we weren't sure how stron gour choices actually were for the fight... turns out 20 anteater creatures absolutely MAUL the boss to death on Singleplayer settings, and you lose like 6 of them to the whole fight on Alpha, while losing none on Gamma and Beta) and beaten the Yeti Boss up to Beta (it destroyed us on Alpha, so I was now breeding a ton of Rexes). We did everything legit. We were playing on default settings for almost all of it (I tweaked the breeding settings after we lost our whole group at the Yeti Alpha boss, so we could get ready to go again more quickly). Then, there was an update on the game, and it screwed up our whole file. As in, when we loaded the game, we couldn't access our save game, and an accidental save later on the "wiped" game overwrote the save we'd had. We lost everything. All our progress. So, I gave up. 300 hours to get to the point where we'd explored about one third of the map, conquered a ton of of the content and managed to get "decent" gear to work with. We Console Commanded our way to victory after that. We've done it on every map since. Because, honestly, losing 300 hours of progress like that just broke me. All the restrictions on the settings came off. Gather Rates and carry weights were jacked to insane levels. Damage from our dinos was jacked up to insane degrees. The game was rendered mostly "easy mode" and "ability to build up quickly". We attempt each new story map from the standpoint of "try it fresh, see how far we get before it gets tedious". That's how we played that game. Oh, and we also console commanded a ton of the achievements and other nonsense out of the game so we didn't have to worry about it. Now, here I am on Conan Exiles. Fun game. But, I hit the "tedious" point of the game. I know where to get everything. But, it's such a long slog to get anything, to go anywhere, to do anything. The bosses have a mighty jump in difficulty, even on singleplayer with no "progression" ability to deal with them, except maybe collecting thralls. Armor values jump from 400 to 600 to 1000. There's nothing in between. No "easy progression". Oh, and to get the truly "endgame" stuff, you have to beat "endgame" bosses for it. Multiple times for the materials. So, back to "cheating" again. Free building stuff. Jacking up player damage. Spawning in tedious to farm items. There's no clear "path of progression" here after you get the 600 armor. Everything just hits you so hard and so frequently after that. Dungeons get insane in terms of damage output to players. Even on singleplayer, the game basically expects you to bring in multiple players to help whittle the bosses down. But, at least I'm still doing a large chunk of the game "by hand". Even if I spawn in metal, I spawn the ore, smelt it, and then use it to build what I need. I'm making building "free" so that I can construct nice looking bases. I'm still going out and collecting the recipes and stuff, even if I use "Fly" to do it. I only ever put on "God" mode for collecting thralls. Cheating to remove the tedium of the grind.

Miss Geek. wasup.

GEEK FACE!

it's two different styles of content but neebs got some funny shit on conan.

This video brought me back 🤣🤣

@@nhiamoua5816 They've got good stuff on a bunch of games. Doesn't matter what they play, those guys are just frigging hilarious. Kind of wish they'd do another Conan series, maybe on Siptah.

Not even Ron Howard can compare!

that was such a good playthrough. Im glad you got our location :D

haha they didnt cheat.

sure.....

Journey step completed: 20,000 XP

the reason this video is so good is its not a lie. it did happen... you cant make this stuff up :D

​@Elvissangry They never said that "every movie and every book that isn't based off a true story" is crap. That's a huge strawman. This particular niche of Rust and Conan content is appealing because it's an over-dramatization of the truth. The reason channels like Welyn are so successful is because they can embellish a story while having the natural spontaneous moments that come with the real gameplay. Coming up with a satisfying story that is completely fake is difficult and time consuming, and the viewers are less likely to forgive the weak or contrived parts of the story if they know it's all planned. Also, the creator is much more likely to burn out if they have to write a whole original story for each video, and as I've said, the reason why videos like this are so popular is because they are true stories (albeit embellished ones). Instead of a "completely fake" story, I think a roleplay server with sort of a loose direction of where the story would go or with a general goal could be a good idea for a different type of video because it would allow this type of creator to flex their storytelling muscles while still having fun in the game (which is the whole reason why most of them make videos at all; They make these videos because it's fun and they can tell stories off of the games.)

@Elvissangry How so?

@Elvissangry I don't think this guy is a hater at all... He wasn't rude or aggressive to him whatsoever.

If I'm not mistaken, I believe this is one of the people featured in this video, Mantoc.

You wouldn't be talking about the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, would you?

@@venoltar lemme ask the server's admin HAUSEMASTER

bro dont even get me started on ark, i spent entire nights sitting next to some tranquilized dino >.>

agreed. this would be an awesome movie

I teared up at the pic of the "boys" at the end. Holy shit, what a video

David S? As in David S Pumpkins?

Lap dogs, all of them.