I love the fact that we make him talk to himself for hours and get to witness the madness slowly set in.

discord.gg/JxnyhGQss8 So uhhhh... been uh... almost half a year since my last gameplay upload... oops. I'VE BEEN BUSY This was filmed back in august so if you see healthbars way further away than you're used to, it's not ESP, that's just how the game was. Let me know what you think of the challenge format and if you prefer a series over one long video. Enjoy!

40:46 Was not at all expecting that lol. Seeing my question answered on video just brought out what is probably the dumbest grin I’ve ever had on a toilet. Thanks Cero!

I loved it, when's the next one?

I can't wait for the next Conan Exiles 2hr video, with a full voice acting team! 😁

YES THE KING IS BACK

You play this dumpsterfire so that the rest of us addicts dont have to. Your sacrifice is much appreciated

These videos give me the same pleasure as watching stuff like "naked and afraid" and "survivor man". Just seeing a man in a hostile, miserable environment toughing it out and pushing forward no matter what gets thrown at him. Your suffering is much appreciated and VERY entertaining. Great video and I love the concept of only using 1 biome. Ocean/river only would be truly something to watch.

How bizarre, after watching the full two hours of this video, i wish to see a never ending video of you trapped suffering in conan exiles. :) great vid, hopefully you can find some redemption in 3.0 :)

Not even ten minutes in and I'm already dying of laughter.

I don't know much about this game, I played it for about 3 hours, so I have no room to critique your gameplay. That being said..... this was great. I really enjoy the effort you put into this, and I equally enjoy watching someone play a game they know so well.

I can't remember the last time I got this excited for an upload!

Holy shit I am so pumped for this! I'm actually going to save it til Christmas to watch it. I'll add it to the list of awesome movies I'm going to watch 😁😁

An hour and 30 minutes into this video and now you got me wishing I was watching that space engineers playthrough you teased that you had to shelf for this video. I think you having fun with a game makes it more fun to watch, and a duo with Jumbi in a game you're still excited playing sounds like a recipe for a good time. It's a balancing act but I think the only way to get the algorithm to push out your other stuff is to keep doing other stuff, and build up more of an audience that isn't just here for Conan, and more of an audience that's here for your stuff in general. And I think having fun with other stuff like it seemed like you did with V Rising is better than burning yourself out on just Conan.

What a good way to wake up, you’re back and making Conan again🙂🙂

The time you spent on your Arnold impressions was time well spent. It's spot on.

I have like 20 hours in Conan but I’ve been checking your channel periodically just waiting for these series ❤

Honestly thought I was the only one that felt this about the state of offical Conan pvp, such a hilarious guy

Bro you are funny AF, and so entertaining to watch. Seriously you deserve more views,likes and Subs. Keep up the good work. ;)

Love it that he is breaking his rule of 'everything must be get picked up in the jungle bio' in the first 2 minutes 😂 keep on going what makes you happy bro don't stress and keep it just the way YOU want to do ✌️ I'M ARNOLD LEFT HAND GOOD HAND 👏

I’m both sorry we are somewhat hostaging you into Conan but at the same time your Conan content is my favorite of your content

22:35 they are definitely the same groups of people lol. Edited an hour and a half later. I'll be honest, I watch your videos because I like the way you present yourself and the way you tell your stories lol. Conan may be the reason I first saw your channel but I'll follow your style anywhere. Shame the algorithm has decided to sabotage the channels growth

Only way to kill a ceiling base with a bubble is to camp the entrances to hopefully stop them farming for the bubble. Then you raid when it’s done. Only possible if you have more people than them.

Ah yes, finally! Some content i can ACTUALLY ENJOY! Scouting content! The desire to probe deep into enemy defenses, to climb to great heights and overcome what the homeowner thought was next to impenetrable but was a close fifth due to bad building design. The ability to finesse past disgusting ammounts of wall spikes because apparantly that's the only thing that is close to what people in this community like to call 'Duct Tape'. What? I like scouting more than the actual raiding, ok?

I've been patiently waiting for this day, I knew it would be worth it, really love the Conan videos keep up the great work

WHEN WE NEEDED HIM THE MOST HE CAME

Would definitely watch the other space game man the Conan content is great but it’s you ultimately that makes the story and context we all love man.

I gotta say man, im only 2 minutes in and i've spent that 2 minutes laughing my ass off. You're a hilarious man my dude, through and through

I did get pretty damn excited when I saw you post. You're a fantastic story teller. I'm sorry you feel trapped, though.

Just finished your V rising series from half a year back. Got to say, I'll watch your storytelling masterpieces anytime any game

I feel like I should have said this on at least one the v rising vids but bro I love your content, I see the copious hours you put into not only playing each game but the absolute quality edits are very very noice! I love the fact that your still committed to putting out that great content, no matter the game my man!! ❤❤ P.s your Arnold impression is on point 👌😆

can't believe i've spent 2 hours of my life watching you play conan instead of farming volatile glands, you my good sir have earned a sub. keep up the amazing work and please never seek therapy because this content is too fucking good.

Yes another video! I love it when one of your videos just pops up on my notifications. Pure excellence with all of these videos

The only thing I could think about this entire video was how good the Arnold impression was 😂

I really hope funcom watches your video so they can see how most players feel when playing the game. Conan is such a fun game and because of it we get content like this, but it sucks when the game is barely playable how it’s supposed to be and I totally understand how you feel

I knew you must have had something in the works. Cant wait to watch this. Welcome back, legend.

Finally!! We have waited so long! I clicked so fast on this....

yay dads back from the store.

Cero giving out early Crommas presents. My man

freaking love your stories been binging your videos since yesterday finding your channel, great stuff

You love Conan, You love Conan, YOU LOVE CONAN!

Ooooooh boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii the stroy continues. I am soo excited for these 2 hrs. of storytelling. Thank you so much!

For reference I absolutely adored your V Rising videos too.

I just straight up enjoy watching your content ngl I’m never really bored watching you something most Conan KZfaqrs never show like the grinding and scouting

Everytime I turn on Conan I always ask myself "why the F--- am I still here" and spend 7 hours scouting So, I feel your pain

Always fun to see the torment. Would prefer seeing your enemies' torment but I'll settle for yours.

Im tired of all those "100 days in (insert game title)" videos of people just saying "This day I did this and that". Finally, found this. A longer video with entertaining commentary.

The impersonations and different voices are just amazing for the narration and story, love em

I always enjoy watching your stuff and thanks a lot for making our days better, even if you waste a month on it :) Keep it up

Hey Cero, I would totally watch a Space Engineers playthrough if that would bring you more enjoyment. I do also want to see some sorcery eventually though. Keep it up, you're one of the best ones on here!

That clutch against the raiders was wild.

idk what i expected out of a Conan Playthruogh but is good to know that no matter how bad a server is you will make it entertaining and we will all enjoy suffering..... love you Cero keep it up

The best part about him not wanting to play Conan is that the sadistic part of me gets its kick while the masochist part of me get to watch all the scouting footage that he shows to pretend all of this isn't scripted :)

Just being real with you, your channel is soooo far fucking underrated cronk, if u want to play other games so long as the same narrative driven style you have comes with you id be fucking fine with watching almost anything, feel like many here agree, how you dont have more subs is beyond me. Yea its a run on sentence but yehaw and fucking hawye good to see u upload

Love all the subtle reminders of your hostage situation 😂 Great video man! Appreciate you torturing yourself for us once again. I still love this game with all its flaws. Hoping you make another vid with the 3.0 update. New building system is pretty nice, and much easier to level, sorcery has allowed some interesting raid dynamics, i also enjoy the ne attribute system. Still flawed but improving

This might be an interesting idea to guarantee a good raid: Invite a friend or two to play *against* you (like maybe have a certain time frame to each build the best base or something? Idk we're spitballing here), then have that be the main challenge. The other PvPers could add to that randomness element because they'll still do whatever the fuck they want, right? Idk, might work, might not be interesting. Thanks for playing Conan, sorry you gotta play Conan :)

First time viewer but gotta say I've never had so many laughs while watching the whole 2 hours. Love it man! Insta sub for sure.

Jaaaaa, AHNOLD Edit: I love your style of videos. The sort of free-form commentary with engaging combat, some memes and jokes dispersed throughout is really entertaining. P.S. They’re Aliens

Excellent video. I expect another one in around 4 months.

Worth the wait, another enjoyable movie. Good to see ya again.

I’ve been checking your channel every day for the last 6 months, Now you’ve uploaded, I feel.. hollow, like I’m missing something

Theres such an unbelievable amount of tribal knowledge in this game. I have almost 6000 hours in this game, ive "seen it all", except clearly i havent haha. That little "jump pad" with the angled roofing is brilliant and ive never seen it lmao.

You got new sub, love u not only in conan but every video you made :) i will gladly watch u play every game since u r funny as hell

Fitting to watch your vid at Xmas. You're like the cool family member I only see once a year because you live too far away. Much love my guy + thank you ❤

I have been waiting for this for a long time! Best solo player ever. 😎😎

You know what really happend. You forgot to go pray to hanaman before going to the jungle. So he double cursed your play though.

GREAT Video!!! There is nothing wrong with scouting!!! Keep doing you!!! I look forward to new video's!!!! Maybe I'll see you in game sometime!

Holy shit .....That Ohio bit had me cracking up.

Wonderful to see you back (though I find myself missing Jumbi, too). Your sardonic cynicism while playing Conan is the shot of copium to my arm needed to help me through my own solo conan pvp experience.

Sorry for commenting so late after the video upload, but it's kinda hard to find free time for a 2 hour video over the holidays with all the obligatory family visits and such ^^ I hope you still read this anyways. First of all, I loved the video. Your writing is just fantastic and I am always amazed by your ability to somehow tell a coherent story with a playthrough. The thing I felt the need to communicate however, is that my enjoyment of this video was not about Conan. And I actually do not believe that it is for all the other people asking for Conan either. I think it is much more about you and your writing. These Conan videos are just so well written, swapping between gameplay and expostion. Making witty jokes and telling a great story. I think this might simply be due to the fact that you are so much more knowledgable about Conan than you are about other games. But please don't feel the need to let this define your channel. I believe you could make the same level of content in any other pvp game and people would enjoy it. I for sure would. I just think that, and please don't take this as an insult, your other videos are not on the level of your Conan content at the moment. But again please don't force yourself to play something you hate. That's how people burn out and channels die. I truly love your content and would hate to see that happen. You have one of the most unique and entertaining ways of making videos for survival pvp games (or whatever this genre is called) and if you just hold onto that, I believe that your videos will do great regardless of the game you play. I mean hell, you somehow hooked me on a game that I've never played and possibly never will. That should mean something. Anyways I hope you're doing well and wish you a great 2023. Cheers from Germany!

All these people asking for more Conan exiles and I'm here thinking about how much I loved your Secret World videos. I'm subscribed because I enjoy you more than I specifically enjoy your conan stuff.

Thanks! Sounds like you don't really like playing Conan but I appreciate the video and enjoyed it. (Edit: after hearing some comments I thought I mentioned that I used to be a hardcore player for a couple years have recently been thinking of coming back.)

Don't feel super stressed to do more Conan. Yeah Conan's cool and all but I LOVED your V Rising series. Just do whatever game you like because it's you who makes these videos interesting and entertaining. Just fuck around and find out. I'll watch the result, whatever it may be.

God, every time i'm here its always wild, i've never once played Conan, never played v rising, never played rust, but this fucking channel man. Its always been a diamond content zone, just always an amazing time to be had watching you do your thing. Thanks for continuing to do your thing Ceron ^^

Been so long! SO hyped to see a new video. I do love these long form videos but only when you do it. Seeing the madness slowly seep in is great haha. Also not sure if anyone will see this, but did the Sorcery update change up the ceiling meta? PVP was so stale at the end precisely for the reasons outlined in this video. Alpha clans were functionally un-raidable. It was just so stale and un-fun.

Haven't finished yet but I'm enjoying the heck out of this. This is your life's calling man, don't make it harder on yourself by rejecting it😃. I do like mad king Ceronesthes 😁.

I really enjoyed your pain on this one, er, I mean I enjoyed how you joked about it. I tend to hate hearing people complain but you sound pretty insincere so it doesn't annoy me. Your explorations into surrealism were very entertaining. In fact I hardly stopped smiling the whole video. Good job. (edit) I just remembered your hilarious Arnold impressions, they made me chuckle. Apologies if that was from the previous episode, I watched them back to back. Anyway, again, good job.

I have 779 hours in Conan but I have never played on a PvP server so 90% of what you were talking about made no sense to me at all...and was incredibly entertaining. Great video!

Awesome Cero is back to Conan content! Can't wait to see more!

you cant escape us conan will always find its way back

Great Video brother, love your style and content... even if you hate it (because we're all in the same boat, we're masochists and that's why we play Conan).

My man is Shrek in his swamp just trying to do swamp things

I came for the footage, stayed for the Arnold impressions.

That Rankin-Bass song is a DEEP cut...

Nice use of the animated Return of The King's Bearer of the Ring Song there. And great video too. Your V Rising content is awesome too, but I do love you enjoying/suffering through Conan.

Completely agree on the admins. We logged on one night to find out base (of four) being raided. Got still images of the single attacker somehow dropping explosives through solid walls and inside our base in the exact room where our bedrolls were. Bedrolls gone, he proceeded to do the same with the handful of Thralls we had, then slowly just bombed foundations away while we ran all the way back from the desert. Sent a report in, and the exact response was 'Agree he was hacking or using an exploit, but as there is no video, there is nothing we can do'. Ticket closed. Oh well, four of us now playing Vermantide instead...

Be free fish man. Go forth and play whatever your heart desires. I will be here to watch it.

Heeeeeeeey it's our boi Cerosthenes. Always glad to see your stuff. I think you have a knack for long form, narrative formats, but I think you could easily turn it into an episodic release. Maybe it'd help with the algorithm as well.

Missed this so much thanks for making amazing content man. Thank you for suffering for our entrainment. Yeah I'm terrible at pvp I just scout and steal ez loot like the grub I am.

I have been waiting for an upload from you for so long, so gassed :D

I loved it! When's the next one?

Cronk: Why wont everyone leave me alone about making conan videos? Also Cronk: 1:41:02 because where the fuck else are we gonna get this level of content bro xD

coming into this with what I believe is zero knowledge of this game or it's mechanics is a wild ride a trip into existential Conan horror, borderline experimental

The OG Mario 64 music when underwater farming brimstone, brought back some many memories 😂 love it 👌 i see your a guy with nostalgic taste, you've gained a sub 👍 ps. I like your arnie impressions 😂

This made my night. Brilliant. Hilarious. Thank you.

we need more videos where people go in depth with current pvp meta from weapons armor buffs, and actual good pvp spots. lots of new people and old people coming back on all plat forms . YOUR VIDEOS OF THIS KIND OF CONTENT WOULD BE SOO GOOD WITH TOUR EDITING SKILLS AND CREATVITY

half skull igor is best igor, i loved the ohio bit, and i really appreciate that you released this as one long video instead of a bunch of parts. :*

absolutely loved the more raw footage with the jokes

First funcom now KZfaq I think Conan is making Cronk go insane 😅

I am so dead. That is the funniest damn intro I have ever seen