I think he said “mathlete” either way still funny 😭

@@MiLlamoName oh shit u right HAHAHAH i died tho that part was so funny

Ik bro man kills me

It’s what this podcast is…they talk about tik Tok and KZfaq drama….I agree it’s hilarious but it’s not surprising

@@bgaff7578 they never said it was they were just laughing lmao

Samesssssies

11:53 > LMAO

oh... hes been more wrong haha You must be new here :)

Daddy issues probably

I absolutely love Dave's loud no filtered self, and when he is dead serious about something it makes me laugh even more.

😂😂😂

It's definitely an electricians job 4 hrs minimum.

yours truly, the original TikTok "#couchguy"

Honestly sometimes the three of them and social topics news are enough, guest sometimes are boring honestly

Dave really lays it on him hard, but I always thought he was joking in a serious way, but Dave talks like he don't have a problem given someone their walking papers

Its probably not "just your Netflix" but a setting you have on. Or alternatively it is just your Netflix out of million subscribers that's actually different.

Mine does the same

Same.

I CTR

Using subtitles on KZfaq that aren’t even accurate is wild

Same!

Same!

I have them as a option on mine I wonder why it doesn’t pop up for you but same I watch everything with them and my family hates me for it but I feel like it’s the only way I actually comprehend/ pay attention to everything

lunatics

You monster !!

It’s absolutely hilarious lmfao 🤣

I have said that from the beginning, an the more serious and wound up he gets makes me laugh more

And I'm a lunatic who had it in dubbed w/ subtitles for the first episode ill go anime style for rest of show

let me tell you how much that segment made me hate Dave Portnoy

Top comment!!!!

dubbed better, dont care.

@@chriss4k606 Same. I'm not reading subtitles. I watch amine and Money heist in English dubbed.

one minute Dave is raising hell about not getting ppl on the pod, then saying but we have high standards of what guest we want. I'm like couch guy turned y'all down 😂

@@TheAndokid1 there is a video that went viral of a girl surprising her boyfriend at college and ppl are saying he was cheating and they call him couch guy, Dave and them explain the story behind it

YES!

Numbies

Lil sas came up with numbues, never forget

😂😂😂

@@Mantistoboggon he didn’t though, people were saying it in like 2014 lmao

@@Jordan-hh8wo no shit bud… you seem like you’d be fun at a party

i understand where y'all are coming from, but I do that especially in a conversation an then there is a little dead silence I will say something random or a phrase to get the conversation back going. or maybe its a nervous habit

Stop, no! He has been here on the pod alot. We need new guests

Who tf cares?? Bro this generation kills me

it’s the comments like this one that make me the most confused about this whole ordeal. i am not saying he is or isn’t cheating for the simple fact that NO ONE can magically know the dynamic of their relationship from a 22 second clip. especially not better than they do. however, stuff like this being the “reason” he is “obviously” cheating makes even less sense ….. maybe he didn’t notice she was going for a kiss? maybe he just wanted to hug her first? maybe she literally wasn’t even going for a kiss & it just looks like that? not one person can tell me they’ve never not noticed their partner trying to kiss them & unintentionally avoided it or hurt their feelings.. that is such a common thing. like dave said here, to me he just appears to be taken aback - surprised - unsure how to react. i’d be the same way …. whether i was alone, with friends, etc & completely doing nothing wrong. no matter how long i’ve been with someone or how comfortable i am with them.. some people (like me) have social anxiety & even when comfortable with your partner, social situations like this can create an uncomfortable tension.. not because you aren’t excited but because you just literally don’t auto-react, constantly think BEFORE acting.. so surprises become hard (& this whole situation just validates the exact fear) - because you ARE happy, excited, etc. but get worried you’ll come off as if you aren’t. plus the poor guy just took a split second to notice her & gather himself / what was going on before getting up to hug her.. i really do not understand what is so wrong… not every real life event has HUGE over the top crying - like in the movies / military coming home to their family type reactions. LET ME SAY ONE MORE TIME SINCE NO ONE SEEMS TO HEAR ME, i’m not saying he 100% DOESN’T/HASN’T CHEATED because i literally DO NOT KNOW THEM. i could not ever know that. all i’m saying is that every single “point” people are talking about that apparently “prove” he is, can easily be explained & does not automatically equate to cheating or being disloyal. 99% of these commonly mentioned “sus” things he did/didn’t do are actually even worth wondering about. the ONLY one thing i can partially understand would be the cellphone thing… but even that doesn’t prove he’s doing anything wrong… #1 we don’t even know for sure if she actually had or passed it to him. #2 even if she did, i show my friends stuff on my phone? let them use it? that doesn’t mean we are involved intimately or that i’d be being disloyal to my partner if i had one. however, IF she did have it / pass it over to him the only thing i can see wondering about is why they’d feel the need to slide it discretely. that’s literally the onlyyyyyyyyy thing as a girlfriend i’d wonder about if this were me. however, even with that, my mind would go more to “what were you guys looking at that you don’t want me to see?” - not …OH THEY ARE DEFINITELY HOOKING UP. i also didn’t see the newer interview she did where she talks about the friends all knowing she was coming, etc.. but that’s exactly what i also said in the comment thread on the original video.. i highly doubt if he was doing anything out of character or wrong that he’d be doing it in a room full of people who could & likely would expose him whether unintentionally or otherwise. however, i also know people aren’t always the brightest & unfortunately there are many many humans out there who lack morals - so let’s put that aside for a second - say that, yes… he was there cheating (or doing any other magnitude of things he wants to hide from her) with a bunch of people - they’re in a college…. likely on campus or possibly in an apartment building, that much is fully apparent. therefore she’d have to be let in.. how does it make any logical sense that one of these buddies whom he **hypothetically** trusts enough to be OPENLY partaking in a secret activity infront of (IE, cheating on his girlfriend) would just casually be like “oh yes let’s go let her right in without warning him 💡 🤷‍♀️ .. great idea” .. there are just way too many grey areas/pieces that make absolutely zero sense. to watch that video & truly come to such a strong conclusion based on NOTHING but what is shown is suchhhh a huge stretch. i’m quite literally just completely baffled as to HOW so many people saw it & were simultaneously deeply convinced that she posted up a video of her man caught red handed - cheating. enough so that some would be willing to fucking testify in court over it if it were an option 🤣 & actually WISHING for the relationship to end just so they can be right. over …. that 22 second clip…… i’d take being wrong anyday over wishing heartbreak on anyone. especially strangers you don’t even know, nor will likely ever see in real life. ugh… i just…. have too much to say & i’m shaking my head at my own self that i have even invested this much time commenting about it - but yanno that’s what happens when something you can’t even slightly relate to or wrap your head around is ALL. YOU. SEE. on every single social media platform for days straight. annnnyyyywaaaay, moral of the story: if people feel he didn’t show enough excitement or display the appropriate level of emotion when he saw her, that’s one thing. complain about that. accuse him of that. take this as a lesson not to enter into a relationship with someone who is on the less-expressive side. but nothing in that video should be giving anyone ANY reason to assume he’s cheating, let alone INSIST he 1000% HAS TO BE like so many are. (finally i could type out my opinion on this without tiktoks comment limit ffs) .. way too long to type or explain in multiple different comments that end up getting jumbled / separated in the reply thread 🤦🏼‍♀️)

& one more thing .. honestly this whole situation is crazy as it is. but can we all just imagine that he is fully 100% innocent & that they had a perfectly healthy relationship prior to this.. it doesn’t matter how much she trusts him (clearly she truly does) or how much she pretends not to let these comments get to her - any human is going to be affected by an unthinkable amount of people telling her that her bf is cheating or being disloyal. everyone who uses the damn internet right now giving their two cents on her relationship, most of which in a negative way.. she’s now inevitably going to have insecurities/thoughts that never would have been there prior. if they are tough enough & love eachother enough - they’ll make it through this.. but the relationship will never be as healthy as it was before all of this. there will always be that flicker in the back of her mind “what if they were right” & in the back of his mind “what if she doesn’t actually believe me?” or.. obviously worst case scenario, they end up breaking up as a result (in some way or another) of this. it’s just crazy to me to think how he could literally be the most loyal / loving boyfriend & people on the internet not being able to keep their insecurities to themselves on the fucking internet can either destroy or taint that. it’s truly sad to think about. (also again LOL: if the original commenter i replied to did read all of this.. or anyone for that matter…. this isn’t directed at you specifically. your comment about the “leaning in for a kiss” was just the first i happened across that was stating one of the hundreds of “reasons” people are using as “evidence” that i truly just don’t understand for the life of me. of course you, single handedly, would not be the reason for what i stated above .. nor are YOU or YOUR comment(s) specifically the problem.. this is just my take on it in general & i just happened to start this rant off on a reply to your comment).

A fellow man of culture

best hands podcast down