Breaking The Guild 3 By Legalising Crime - Guild 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

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Welcome to the fantastic The Guild 3 an indie game follow up to the cult classic management game Guild 2. These are games where you can do anything in medieval Europe from setting up a great farming empire to manipulating votes in the city council to legalise crime and pickpocketing. This of course allows us to generate infinite money and become the richest person in the city of london! So Is The Guild 3 A Perfectly Balanced game with no exploits or does legalising crime result in us breaking the guild 3. Oh my goodness this strategy is so broken and by far the easiest way to generate massive amounts of wealth. All thanks to a pickpocket exploit!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Can You Beat The Guild 3 By Exploiting Infinite Money and politics to break the legal system and make all crime legal
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Title: Breaking The Guild 3 By Legalising Crime - Guild 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
ABOUT: The Guild 3
We find ourselves in middle Europe of the year 1400. The dark middle ages, once dominated through nobles and clergy, ends and a new era begins: the age of the free cities of trading and of the free mind!
In The Guild 3 you create a family dynasty which can last for centuries. While the world around you and your dynasty rearrange itself again and again - all non-player figures make their own decisions - you have to prove your skills in handicrafts and trading, at social occasion and finally in politics and in malicious intrigues.
The Guild 3 is a unique mixture of economic simulation, strategy game, historical life simulation and role playing game in real time 3D, with atmospheric voice recording and medieval soundtrack.
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@malanok 3 жыл бұрын

"Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

@Captain_Max 3 жыл бұрын

Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

@planelordf22 3 жыл бұрын

Totally stealing Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

@safermonk 3 жыл бұрын

Totally stealing Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

@fs5866 3 жыл бұрын

Totally stealing Safermonk comment from 1 hour ago Totally stealing Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

@justinlaat6586 3 жыл бұрын

Totally stealing 10th Divine comment from 5 minutes ago Totally stealing Safermonk comment from 1 hour ago Totally stealing Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

@arthurreede4478 3 жыл бұрын

A shame you didn't name his kid Han Dover, sure they'll make an incredible couple!

@fuzzydunlop7928 3 жыл бұрын

A missed opportunity, to be sure.

@DantHimself 3 жыл бұрын

honestly legit cause for reuploading the video

@DobroSC2 3 жыл бұрын

OMG so true! A missed opportunity

@heathjake25 3 жыл бұрын

Ben Dover Han Dover Sen Dover

@killereye 3 жыл бұрын

@@heathjake25 -We need to kill the king. Who will do the deed? -Sen Dover Han Dover & Ben Dover! They are professionals...

@lilpenpusher 3 жыл бұрын

"You can't go around arresting the Thieves Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!" - Terry Pratchett

@oldgreggsmadmemes4431 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ericpraline 3 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes

@williambarraclough8712 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone else heard that on civ 6.

@Mando342 3 жыл бұрын

@@williambarraclough8712 oh so that's where i heard it from i was trying to remember where i heard that before, thanks!

@childofnewlight 3 жыл бұрын

-- Sean Bean -- Michael Scott

@aidenpons9584 3 жыл бұрын

"Everyone gets a turn at trying to murder the king" Spiff being very democratic

@flopus7 3 жыл бұрын

Is your icon from lego rock raiders?

@R3GARnator 3 жыл бұрын

Ceasar's death in a nutshell.

@bensoncheung2801 2 жыл бұрын

699 👍

@artsyhoodies Жыл бұрын

@@R3GARnator I wheezed too hard my chest hurts But this is how the assassination pretty much went.

@Snickersnek 3 жыл бұрын

This is just an incredibly aggressive Lost-And-Found service with a partnership with a juggling school

@michaelsander2878 3 жыл бұрын

This is just an incredibly aggressive Lost-And-Found service with a partnership with a juggling school

@thebrokenhandle7691 3 жыл бұрын

Shhh, don’t give away the company secrets

@ponzu7482 3 жыл бұрын

Robbing the sovereign's horse and selling it back to him before his feet have even touched the ground is surely a sign of success for the Dover dynasty.

@eschcal1619 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing short of ransomware, of the 1500's. Too bad the US just elevated ransomware to be acts of terrorism. My how the world changes before our very eyes, so magical

@sp00kyd4ddy6 2 жыл бұрын

When he finally legalized pick pocketing i was hoping that the townspeople would start robbing his thieves lmao

@kovudiangelo7734 Жыл бұрын

Ayyyyyy 69th like!

@Roketsune Жыл бұрын

75th now.

@T57Custodian Жыл бұрын

341st

@ciphergacha9100 10 ай бұрын

432nd

@abrr2000 3 жыл бұрын

"we stole his horse, WHILE he was riding on it..." lol

@dean_l33 3 жыл бұрын

Sound like some donkeyhote shit

@pryingeyes1551 3 жыл бұрын

Unless i misheard him, I could have sworn he managed to pickpocket "2 head of cattle" from the king as well. Who walks the street with 2 cows in their pockets? It makes RPG inventories sound feasible by comparison.

@Dradeeus 3 жыл бұрын

"Bon Dover has reached the ripe age of 15!" Bon: (Has a whole, full mountain man beard.)

@thegrammarcrusader4085 3 жыл бұрын

Ben Dover*

@Joffie69 3 жыл бұрын

@@thegrammarcrusader4085 Bon Dover is the 15yo child he is referring to =P

@thegrammarcrusader4085 3 жыл бұрын

@@Joffie69 ah.

@thaias9654 3 жыл бұрын

The Grammar Crusader didn’t Ben Dover start the game at 16 or 18?

@IcepersonYT 3 жыл бұрын

They grew up quick back then.

@bubbasbigblast8563 3 жыл бұрын

Sherlock Holmes: "Men, for the reasons given, I know this man to be the murderer!" Thug: "Murder is legal though." Sherlock Holmes: "Understandable, have a great day."

@beveragebrit 3 жыл бұрын

Your know my ancestor

@Cliffdog01 3 жыл бұрын

It would seem that your very clever joke has fallen out of your pocket on to Twitter such a shame

@h0ly208 2 жыл бұрын

Have a like in the form of a comment. I won't ruin it.

@bensoncheung2801 3 ай бұрын

776th thumb

@oantimido 3 жыл бұрын

So you've chose Brazilian politics simulator with a London coat of paint, eh?

@DCdabest 3 жыл бұрын

Rio is the ancient Brythonic word for "doing you without lube"

@flopus7 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff goes to Brazil... forcibly

@FelisImpurrator 3 жыл бұрын

America 2016-2020

@rumplstiltztinkerstein 3 жыл бұрын

We like to complain about politics but we also never want to do anything about it. Not that we know what to do either.

@JohnSalchichon2 3 жыл бұрын

more like argentina simulator

@gildedbear5355 3 жыл бұрын

It's Ben's Five Finger Discount Warehouse: prices so low you'll think it's a steal!

@loens19 3 жыл бұрын

“Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?” - -Brynjolf- Ben Dover

@Santeneal 3 жыл бұрын

Hey just because I did the smithing loop doesnt mean it isnt honest

@schmidt8882 3 жыл бұрын

It ain't work, but honest much.

@adrianobarbosa2196 3 жыл бұрын

My wealth is none of your buisiness.

@joshchristian3685 3 жыл бұрын

@adriano barbosa Oh, but that's where you're wrong, lad. Wealth is my business. Maybe you'd like a taste?

@rhys.t0075 3 жыл бұрын

“Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?” - Brynjolf Ben Dover

@linkeffect82 3 жыл бұрын

Royal town crier: "pickpocketing is now legal!" Peasants: "The bloody hell?!"

@TheArklyte 3 жыл бұрын

The idea is that it is not so much legal as "City guard will not bother with such a small event anymore. We're paying them to protect peasants or council?"

@DeathnoteBB 3 жыл бұрын

TheArklyte If they won’t bother, it’s legal

@TheArklyte 3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB basically yes.

@dragoxk4542 3 жыл бұрын

DeathnoteBB no

@TheArklyte 3 жыл бұрын

@@dragoxk4542 irl, yes. Sadly:(

@trevorsmith470 3 жыл бұрын

21:22 Don't you hate it when people sneakily reach into your back pocket and pull out two fully grown cows? I hate that.

@alexreilly6121 2 жыл бұрын

It is actually my biggest gripe in life.

@overmind009 Жыл бұрын

Farmer gripes 😔

@hesterclapp9717 2 жыл бұрын

This guy's gone from dancing in the street to stealing everyone's stuff to legally stealing everyone's stuff to making all his enemies mysteriously disappear and becoming the king

@drewsmotherinlaw7365 2 жыл бұрын

Truly the rags to riches tale of our time

@Alblaka 2 жыл бұрын

Didn't you pay attention? His enemies didn't mysteriously disappear, they were legally assassinated in public :D

@zanyraccoon6361 2 жыл бұрын

He started dancing in the streets and now he's paying others to dance in the streets. How beautiful.

@QuillASMR 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, that sounds like a novel worth reading 🤔

@timetrnr7380 Жыл бұрын

Clinton Simulator

@CyarSkirata 3 жыл бұрын

"Why make when you can instead take?" We need a full list of the laws of Spiff.

@rtdip2833 3 жыл бұрын

Just get a blank sheet of loose-leaf and you’ll have it

@durandol 3 жыл бұрын

-Ferengi Rules of Acquisition- Spiff's Rules of Colonization

@howrylo 3 жыл бұрын

Well that's just how socialism, or communism work. Take from the makers

@soldatdaniels8738 3 жыл бұрын

Grand idea.

@howrylo 3 жыл бұрын

@EmperorJuliusCaesar How so Emotional Emperor? 😉

@elirantuil5003 3 жыл бұрын

"They call him, Dover Kin"

@RewmanSlayz 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@pianohelper8873 3 жыл бұрын

*Greybeards choir plays*

@donutlovingwerewolf8837 2 жыл бұрын

FUS RO DAH! HE HA HO HO HO HA *Humming skyrim music*

@CorwinAlexander 3 жыл бұрын

"Who knew all it would take is legalising pickpocketing?" Havelock Vetinari of course.

@weavariothebookbeast3652 3 жыл бұрын

I always wished he got his own series, but I guess he's better with some mystery.

@SilverionX 3 жыл бұрын

I just wanna point out that this game was left in absolute shambles by the first dev team who weren't up to the task, THQ Nordic then handed it off to a really experienced dev group, Purple Lamp Studios, and they've been making impressive strides in fixing it. Full props to both THQ Nordic for not just cutting their losses and Purple Lamp for making the game better and better. Not fully there yet perhaps, but well on it's way. I think we should highlight the gaming industry when it does good things so we encourage the right kind of behavior.

@UltimatelyEverything 2 жыл бұрын

CDPR need to learn from this company

@NathanCassidy721 3 жыл бұрын

“Mixed” on Steam is less an indication of how good a game is and more a description of how the game is coded.

@mh1593 3 жыл бұрын

@NotGonnaTell MyName a procedural context squashed into an object orientated design.....

@RahulReddy-eq5zy 3 жыл бұрын

Guilds II is better tbh

@fuzzydunlop7928 3 жыл бұрын

@@RahulReddy-eq5zy It had more time in the oven and benefited from expansions. Not sure your comment is as poignant a statement as you think it to be.

@TytanTrollMiniatures 3 жыл бұрын

@@RahulReddy-eq5zy Yeah, i too love the fact my game randomly goes into german too

@pinguin472 3 жыл бұрын

@@TytanTrollMiniatures *Tries not to make a joke about ww2*

@genfox1g913 3 жыл бұрын

imagine someone hiding in a house then you just buy the house to kill them.

@nottelling6598 3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the real-life applications of imminent domain.

@DavidSchmitt 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like any landlord on a day ending in y.

@inciacci549 3 жыл бұрын

Can't commit Castle Doctrine if you're not in your castle now, cant we?

@FlashHawk4 Жыл бұрын

The part you've left out is that "someone" happens to be the LITERAL FUCKING KING, who is engaged in a running battle in the streets with an army of murderers. But everyone's kinda just cool with it because the murderers help them find their "lost" property and also play little ditties on the street corner sometimes.

@MCshadr217 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact about thieves guilds during the medieval ages: They quite literally did this. Well, they'd steal, than return the item... for a price. Quite different to most guilds who were basically unions.

@DeathnoteBB 2 жыл бұрын

I mean hell modern thieves also do this. Most commonly scammers who infect your computer (or pretend to) and then make you pay them hundreds to “fix” or unlock it

@asher879 2 жыл бұрын

"Thief taker general"

@coleandhisvideos 2 жыл бұрын

@@asher879 Ayyy

@asher879 2 жыл бұрын

@@coleandhisvideos ?

@MuradBeybalaev 2 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB Computers-shmoputers… They have been doing it with all kinds of physical goods forever and never going to stop. Whenever something was stolen from you: just pay a visit to your local pawn shops Those mainly exist simply as proxy storefronts for the thieving collective.

@chadwickedralin40 3 жыл бұрын

“Our level 5 thieves now have +10 charisma” literally every D&D rogue ever.

@donutlovingwerewolf8837 2 жыл бұрын

Our level 3 Warrior now has 50 in pickpocket, sneaking, and lockpicking and he only has 4 in One-handed and -100 in heavy armor

@thatonekid640 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff this isn’t an exploit you’ve just become Jonathan Wilde

@chooseyouhandle 3 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only who noticed this

@squeakyboy87 3 жыл бұрын

Perfect historical reenactment. Bravo!

@skullsquad900 3 жыл бұрын

Legit

@prestonjones1653 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff: What if we legalized crime? Graystillplays: *laughs in Florida*

@chongjunxiang3002 3 жыл бұрын

I still remember how Gray play: by banging with everyone

@darkdefender9919 3 жыл бұрын

I see you am man of culture as well. Spiff is the younger less crazy gray

@jimskywaker4345 3 жыл бұрын

Yep I mean spiff doesn’t even add 0’s

@RewmanSlayz 3 жыл бұрын

Ah, a man of culture I see

@mel0dicHarp 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget how Gray played Saelig, burning the houses to make the land available and be able to literally kill the competition that was hiding inside

@BearusAurelius 3 жыл бұрын

Damn, The Sovereign was an absolute boss. He was trucking assassins left and right and he wasn’t even mad about it!

@MithicalBeats Жыл бұрын

Right when he said that ben would steal the air from my lungs i choked on water...

@timmywuwon2879 3 жыл бұрын

Ben Dover when someone drops the soap, " I'll be taking that."

@Fibah 3 жыл бұрын

THANKS FOR GETTING THE STAFF OF MAGNUS FOR ME HO HO HO

@trumpwonhereistheevidenced4390 3 жыл бұрын

HE NEVER LEARRRRNS

@YouKnowIhadToDoItToEm 3 жыл бұрын

I’m absolutely convinced that Spiff is one of the people in his own stock photos.

@bryancattipsgee5080 2 жыл бұрын

They have since removed so many exploits- the smuggler's hideout got the storefront removed- also the other cheese where you replaced all your craftsmen with your kids is gone too.

@DeathnoteBB 2 жыл бұрын

Rip :(

@tractorjunkco9431 Жыл бұрын

That sucks considering they're taking away the realistic atmosphere to some extent.

@Perzyn 3 жыл бұрын

"Actually trying to help society is the worst way to play any game." - this is also the basics of British Empire foreign policy.

@F14thunderhawk 3 жыл бұрын

considering the other colonial empires, England did actually did influence possitive change in their regions even if they were overwhelming douchebags. Like, Belgium did nothing good at all for The Congo while France's empire that wasnt stolen by england is all a heap of shit

@marcusoshea6081 3 жыл бұрын

@Guy Panzerboss Also destroying the economies of both large swathes of India and China in order to be possibly the most prolific drug dealers in human history.

@SteveSmith-ty8ko 3 жыл бұрын

@@marcusoshea6081 I mean to be fair, they used the opium trade as a way to get silver back that they had lost from importing so much tea from China. It left their pockets almost empty. It made sense to them, the morals of the situation didn’t matter their coffers is what mattered.

@givemeyoureggs456 3 жыл бұрын

@@SteveSmith-ty8ko Tfw your country spend so much on tea that 10% of your tax is just for tea

@kristijanmadhukar516 3 жыл бұрын

@@F14thunderhawk and also of the five largest economies of colonies turned countries, four of them are british.

@dmitriy9985 3 жыл бұрын

34:07 Almost like Caesar's assassination. "Et tu, Dover?" - is the only part that's missing.

@unworthyBeatrix 3 жыл бұрын

Well, you know what they say: 23rd time's the charm

@manvslife271 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff if you reply to this i will literally drink Yorkshire Tea

@manvslife271 3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Done

@Frenchfraeis 3 жыл бұрын

In honor of that, I'll find where I can order some Yorkshire Tea. Not sure where to find it in Germany.

@hulkpeace 3 жыл бұрын

@@Frenchfraeis Amazon for example

@claptonyoutube2340 3 жыл бұрын

Where would you find this tea in astraili

@ThePeperich 3 жыл бұрын

Andreas Wildmann sometimes REWE has it, too

@thisbeusername2555 2 жыл бұрын

How did the genius mind of Spiff not figure out he could name a child Han Dover.

@sirstash 11 ай бұрын

*from another room through a wall* FUCK! HE DOESN'T MISS!

@Ricky-pr5wz 2 жыл бұрын

Sigma grindset: Bribe the king of your own country with 5000 pounds then legally pickpocket 2 heads of cattle from him

@addenanda Жыл бұрын

This game is soo funny

@addenanda Жыл бұрын

Technically thats not bribing xD thats selling 2 cattle for 5 grand.

@osart168 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Spiff, The Guild 3 has some upgrades but you can still kill every other dynasty on hardest difficulty level from the start, so... perfectly balanced I guess :) Might be a good content ;)

@Fjord_Citadel 3 жыл бұрын

**gets pickpocketed by the Dover dynasty** Me: Thank you sir, ye be a saint among sinners!! Praise be!

@dean_l33 3 жыл бұрын

Praise be indeed

@archrp7868 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Spiff basically became Jason Todd (the second robin) when he came back to life and basically started to control crime, only allowing the kind that dont physically hurt anyone, only killing when its needed

@swarajaggarwal 3 жыл бұрын

"Why make when you can take!" Me: Colonialism Spiff: Thieves guild ... huh?

@randombrit13 3 жыл бұрын

Both are nice

@Lowco5 3 жыл бұрын

Me: Capitalism

@Oblithian 3 жыл бұрын

I am not sure what making would entail as an alternative to colonialism 🤔

@chasesmith9398 3 жыл бұрын

Hey colonialism was a necessary evil.

@randombrit13 3 жыл бұрын

Chase Smith no it was great

@deviles 3 жыл бұрын

Legalize pickpocketing? Someone read Terry Pratchett!

@Bancheis 3 жыл бұрын

@NotGonnaTell MyName The MUD I posted above even has the thieves guild in Ankh-Morpork, and yes, stealing has been legalized heh.

@shaunbrowne9870 3 жыл бұрын

"[I]t means we don't have any of those negative repercussions of having our employees caught for doing illegal acts, because they're no longer our employees." You've done it. You've broken late stage capitalism down to its bare essentials.

@gobbotits1686 2 жыл бұрын

I find it strange how the final upgrade to the Thieves Guild is called Synagogue. Very brave decision by the developers

@CreatorOfDecisions 2 жыл бұрын

based*

@housewilma4904 Жыл бұрын

though it does make sense a big building is more noticable so calling the thief headquarters a "temple" to hide what it really is makes sense though in real life many thieves guilds tended to have bars or other such establishments as there "facades" hiding the the actual guild meeting place the mafia would use the same tactics with speakeasies during the prohibition days later on.

@dinnerpartyempire Жыл бұрын

@@housewilma4904 specific variety of temple mentioned though hm?

@iplayeddishonored2475 8 ай бұрын

@@CreatorOfDecisions *publicly subscribed to Jacob Geller

@haaly7245 3 жыл бұрын

Welp, that was a missed chance to call someone Han Dover.

@peasant_purple 3 жыл бұрын

You Oriental Express style murdered the king. This feat can only be thanks the amazing powers of Yorkshire Gold Tea.

@Athalfuns 2 жыл бұрын

Never would I ever guess that the most realistic politician simulator is called Guild 3. Amazing.

@williambrown8902 3 жыл бұрын

That king is badass. He fights a cabal of thieves hand to hand and kicks the shit out of them only to be ganked and go out Julius Caesar style. Legend!

@legueu 3 жыл бұрын

The guild serie in a nutshell: It's such a cool concept, to bad nothing ever work.

@jhonnylee6685 3 жыл бұрын

hold your horses there buddy they had a browser game wich was amazing Guild 1400 sadly it got taken down T.T

@legueu 3 жыл бұрын

@@jhonnylee6685 I didn't even heard about that one, sad.

@iglidor 3 жыл бұрын

@@legueu I played it for bit. It was time-gated hell.

@legueu 3 жыл бұрын

@@iglidor At least the time gate worked!

@poisonousmushrooms 3 жыл бұрын

Guild 2 was great, ur crazy

@D64nz 2 жыл бұрын

That feeling when you realise you no longer own anything, and are just enjoying it for the moment.

@scarymonsters524 Жыл бұрын

It's just like today! "You will own nothing and you will be happy."

@littleh4xx0r 2 жыл бұрын

Well actually, to be fair, Feudalism was kinda like mega corp dynasties controlling everything.

@SvengelskaBlondie Жыл бұрын

"Making gold dancing in the street" Makes me think of "dancing for gp" in runescape 😁

@dorianmus6771 3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised Spiff didn't name his thieves guild "Dosney" (Definitely not stolen)

@psinjo 3 жыл бұрын

definitely not stolen, not entirely yours inc

@dorianmus6771 3 жыл бұрын

@@psinjo I stole EVERY comment there was at the time

@CitedP 3 жыл бұрын

now this, this is how a real economy is built.

@sinteleon Жыл бұрын

To be fair, isn't it a common tactic for one person to entertain while another rob the currently distracted people blind?

@fabianfranzen5363 3 жыл бұрын

Spiff: "Why make, when you can take?" Me: *looks towards kindergarten* hmm...interesting....

@pianohelper8873 3 жыл бұрын

*FBI OPEN UP!!!*

@Patrick-857 3 жыл бұрын

OK........

@averyrandomllama6516 3 жыл бұрын

I'll bring the chloroform

@Imkaje 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone else get some Julius Caesar vibes when he had to summon half the town to stab the king? haha

@wut0.o 2 жыл бұрын

I enjoy making a cup of tea right at the moment when you tell us to have a nice cup of tea 👌😩 "it just works"

@kkh42792 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for uploading this. This game has so much potential and I think if a bunch of your viewers start playing this it will get some more love.

@zacksilverstone7642 3 жыл бұрын

His Asian counterpart, Han-me Mani, on the other hand is practically swimming in gold coins.

@MonstertruckBadass 3 жыл бұрын

what a perfect name

@zacksilverstone7642 3 жыл бұрын

@@MonstertruckBadass should have gone with Han-me Coin, to be honest...

@ahmadkamil3713 3 жыл бұрын

@@zacksilverstone7642 no, it perfect the way you originally named it.

@davidmcquoid9438 3 жыл бұрын

"It's upsetting to have your things taken from you." Said the Englishman...HMMMMMMMM

@mrziiz6893 2 жыл бұрын

Ah, the classic tale of Ben Dover, King of Thieves, and his loyal henchwoman, Ann the Butcher. Truly an inspiring tale

@Devonnius 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t see anything wrong with the game, it’s just a mechanic.

@Devonnius 3 жыл бұрын

Not overpowered at all

@davidthibault4294 3 жыл бұрын

I don't see anything wrong with the game, it's just a mechanic. This is my post. I stole it. its mine now.

@jasonschumacher1412 3 жыл бұрын

@@davidthibault4294 I don't see anything wrong with the game, it's just a mechanic.

@dmitriy9985 3 жыл бұрын

I don't see anything wrong with the game, it's just a mechanic. This is my post. I stole it. its mine now. But you can buy it back from me, if you like. I have a really great customers service. You'll like it so much, you'll beg me to steal from you, just so you can buy something from me again.

@CorwinAlexander 3 жыл бұрын

@Mother Hen Honoured Guild Members of course.

@elijahjohnson5523 3 жыл бұрын

Still waiting on spiff to play stock market simulator. While I take notes

@genewitch 3 жыл бұрын

there was a bug in the marketwatch stock game a few weeks back where if you bought tesla stock right before it split it was worth about 10x as much when the transaction went through, so if you happened to notice it, you could have sold it before the game "fixed" the bug, possibly. I didn't have any tesla stock and i didn't tell the other players in my game that i noticed the bug, because i want to win.

@Barl3000 Жыл бұрын

The Rogue class was stupidly broken in The Guilds 2 also. I remember how I was struggleing to even make a small profit in many multiplayer games with my friends. While one of my other friends was already on tier 3 or 4 buildings as a Rogue. Then I tried playing Rogue in singleplayer and the income you can get is insane, it is like playing a totally different game than the other classes.

@Gibby34340 Жыл бұрын

Me: If you legalize crime, and somebody commits a crime, is it still a crime? Spiff: *sips tea with malicious intent*

@SmorjaGrus 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, Ben Dover, the kahoot classic lmao

@tootyfrooty7604 3 жыл бұрын

As one of the lucky first 6000 Majestic Little Sausages to receive Ben Dover's kind offer I'm celebrating with a lovely cup of stolen Yorkshire Gold Tea, Mmmmm Spiffing!

@snarfymcsnarfface2323 3 жыл бұрын

TheGschultz STONKS

@victordavila9812 2 жыл бұрын

This is now my headcanon of how every fantasy thieves guilds came to be

@ivanovcentrumcz 2 жыл бұрын

Almost a perfect reconstruction of how the British Museum was established.

@Sean-rc1hy 3 жыл бұрын

When you slapped that king all I could think of was " E tu, Brute"

@dispiedark8682 3 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant ! I tried this in skyrim and oblivion too at some point if i step into the shadows i would just disappear form most npc view. so just stand in a gate and robe everyone without being seen.

@TheCheeseslice9 3 жыл бұрын

This was hilarious mate, great work!

@witto5967 3 жыл бұрын

The moment when you upload a video and I get to drink a cup of tea while I watch it is the best moment of the day

@GrievousFrom 3 жыл бұрын

God save the Spiffing Brit for not uploading endless Among Us videos.

@thaias9654 3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t’ve expected for him to anyway.

@karimeid7975 3 жыл бұрын

He needs to start a podcast series were he talks about anything and i can just listen to his soothing voice while drinking tea

@Wheezr 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Ben and Bon bond would bond over a nice cup of Yorkshire tea

@bwitt004 3 жыл бұрын

I just want to see another sir spiff masterpiece from an overly detailed character creator. I'm usually laughing in tears when he gets into any slider that should have much tighter limits and just goes to town.

@Schnarchnase 3 жыл бұрын

"Insults are now legal."

@Avigorus 2 жыл бұрын

Note to self: create a Skyrim character named Ben Dover and conquer the Thieve's Guild and Dark Brotherhood. Also win the Civil War for the Imperials. Big question is: Vampire, or Dawnguard? Kinda leaning Vampire...

@dasveit 3 жыл бұрын

Straight from Terry Pratchett. Splendid!

@willichtenstein7071 3 жыл бұрын

“Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?” - me

@zachmiller1855 3 жыл бұрын

WOOO last time I was this early spiff was showing me a 1000 degree knife in skyrim

@Designer-Speech7143 2 жыл бұрын

It's actually really historical Jonathan Wild experience! Impressive!

@joehemmann1156 3 жыл бұрын

"Ben Dover, aren't you so breathtaking?" I'm dying 😂

@magicboxhead9448 3 жыл бұрын

Are you sure this is a video game? It looks suspiciously like Detroit.

@TakoyaKyono 3 жыл бұрын

I feel that a great name was missed. Han Dover. As in "Hand over all your goods during this perfectly legal pick pocketing session"

@KyleTheIrishman 3 жыл бұрын

I would love to see more of this game on your channel. To bad you can't make a tea farm.

@robertstarling2911 3 жыл бұрын

It's quite amusing that Spiff has actually mirrored history here. I look at Ben Dover's antics and I see the spirit of Jonothan Wild, Thief Taker General.

@Sigilstone17 3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised Spiff didn't name his thieves guild "Dosney"

@TheKomodian 3 жыл бұрын

Damn, really thought this was an exploit video and not just how Rogue class has always worked. Still an entertaining video for nostalgia's sake.

@paulunga 3 жыл бұрын

That 27th stock photo you used was really funny!

@horatioyen256 Жыл бұрын

how to get your game in a Spiffing Brit video step 1: make a game step 2: skip the bug fixes step 3: publish to steam step 4: wait for the bad reviews step 5: profit

@aidenhall8593 2 жыл бұрын

This is literally what the constable of london did, maybe it was a little later than this but it’s still kinda funny.

@Iionios 2 жыл бұрын

I really appreciate how you basically showed how to become the Marquis de Sade in a Tycoon game.

@rjhogan07 3 жыл бұрын

I for one love my employment by Ben Dover. It means my colleagues aren’t going to pickpocket my heart out of my chest. No promises concerning the boss, but that’s life in medieval London for you.

@dorianmus6771 3 жыл бұрын

"Why make when you can instead take?" We need a full list of the laws of Spiff. (Definitly not stolen)