Bret Ernst - Toilet Paper Runway - This Is Not Happening

Bret Ernst - Toilet Paper Runway - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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6 жыл бұрын

After Bret Ernst takes a woman he met at the club to his mom's house, his mom steps in and spoil the mood.
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@standup 4 жыл бұрын

Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: kzfaq.info/sun/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl

@bailey9341 5 жыл бұрын

"Hey Bret- okay." I'm dying

@allaroundamazing7007 6 жыл бұрын

His goofy face he pulls after the punchline is the best part of every joke.😂

@crzxm 4 жыл бұрын

Like a lost baby bird.

@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын

this is totally true man

@TheUsername55555100 Жыл бұрын

To me it’s a cheap way to get laughs

@NathanXDizonV2 5 жыл бұрын

“ haven’t seen Grease in a while... AAHHH” I was laughing so hard 😂

@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын

lolll perfect

@bazookatooth8094 6 жыл бұрын

That one ladys cackling laugh in the back is the best thing ever.

@MattyP650 6 жыл бұрын

thats me

@jimpickens4 5 жыл бұрын

@@MattyP650 gay

@fatbysnacksident3217 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for pointing it out and that's all I hear

@Renettii 4 жыл бұрын

9:18 if anyone wants to hear one of the cackles

@pcavesnana 2 жыл бұрын

Probably his mom 😁

@ISpeakHTML 6 жыл бұрын

That was pure comedy, he struggled at the beginning but it was necessary to set up that humor holy shit that was great

@chady025 2 жыл бұрын

Yoooo! I saw 10+ mins and was gonna click away, but then saw your comment and decided to stay -no regrets - what a finish! 😂👏☠💪

@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын

for sure. completely spot on.

@ParkerRognrud 6 жыл бұрын

His snorting laugh is amazing 😂

@CuriousGoodsJessica 6 жыл бұрын

There was an intervention in 99, they took my cologne bottles away 😂

@spurrit 5 жыл бұрын

Hai Karate?

@keiahnigbruder1453 5 жыл бұрын

spurrit 3:45

@Nebelwerfer210cm 5 жыл бұрын

Doesn't look like it worked...

@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын

lol man best comment

@taotaostrong 4 жыл бұрын

I can soooooo see him as the douchey by accident guy with just a vest on. It took GUTS to be this honest. I dig him.

@karmabum21 4 жыл бұрын

he was that guy you wanted to hate but then he looked really good in just a vest so now you're conflicted

@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын

hehe pro comment

@AsoftDolphinn 2 жыл бұрын

It only takes being italian to be that honest

@tabel4844 5 жыл бұрын

"Go to bed Carol." 😂

@teerex5626 6 жыл бұрын

“I do construction after I fly the Millennium Falcon” hahahahahha

@sweet65mustang 4 жыл бұрын

There comes a time in a man's life when his mom shouldn't be going into his room without knocking and confirmation. It's at about 14

@YoungDef 4 жыл бұрын

Michael Lindquist I knew a kid who started that era at 9

@NoctuaOW 4 жыл бұрын

For me it was like 12ish. Although this isnt just a mom thing it's more just human decency. FUCKING KNOCK ON DOORS

@oharrison7158 3 жыл бұрын

8 for me dawg

@sweet65mustang 3 жыл бұрын

I don't need to know when everybody started wacking, I'm simply stating that by 14 every mom should be over the denial that their babies growing up and there's no excuse for not knockin. I have a 15 year old boy at home, I knock, slowly open the door, looking at my feet and wait until he acknowledges me before I look up at him. That way he knows I will open the door after knocking but I won't see anything I don't want to.

@Uselessmff41 3 жыл бұрын

@@sweet65mustang and that my friend is good parenting hats off to you

@realtalk5329 3 жыл бұрын

"We had to pass vhs around n u saw EXACTLY where ur friend finished" hahahahaha I laughed for 2 minutes

@TheComedyHistorian 4 жыл бұрын

I just met Bret last night and he bleeds authenticity. What a great dude

@aphysique Жыл бұрын

He's a moma luke..ahahah

@TheComedyHistorian Жыл бұрын

@@aphysique funny enough I wrote this comment when I met him, and back in May of this year I opened for him. It’s crazy how comedy works.

@aphysique Жыл бұрын

@@TheComedyHistorian haha, no shiet, u eva seem again...tell him Aj says hello..ha

@aphysique Жыл бұрын

@@TheComedyHistorian Tell him to tell ya the story bout him knocking out a famous Boxer, at a club, I won't mention, whom he knocked out, but nonetheless ask him

@oreoluis 6 жыл бұрын

Joaquin Phoenix doppelganger

@thelastking3172 6 жыл бұрын

Dats just a Guido for ya

@wikidclownchris 6 жыл бұрын

I see more Ray Liotta

@feliciaw4710 5 жыл бұрын

I saw Joaquin as well

@billyrobinson6815 5 жыл бұрын

Guido Phoenix n..n

@brothaclutch984 4 жыл бұрын

Nah he’s Joaquin Liotta

@bonsaiisland3193 5 жыл бұрын

They took the cologne bottles but the duck lips are too deeply ingrained! Been rockin with Bret since his CC special a few years ago. Hilarious!

@titaniumonkey 5 жыл бұрын

Now we know why the older brother was so good at making beds.

@teawithc8303 3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@user-jf1bk3xs4x 5 жыл бұрын

“I’ll take you home” **Made a face** 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@turtlelover4373 5 жыл бұрын

I was fucking dying too

@kevinnguyen5210 5 жыл бұрын

“MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS” If you know you know

@eliassimpkins5175 4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@brandonterrazas4788 4 жыл бұрын

The Mexicans Got On Boots? Gotta find CC

@private_paad4599 4 жыл бұрын

I still dont know all about the types of knives cc was selling

@musicremix6773 4 жыл бұрын

Why here lol

@Tyler_KI 4 жыл бұрын

Ali siddiq where’s cc

@laurenf.9336 6 жыл бұрын

This story actually allowed me to laugh at something that happened between my Mom and I that I haven't been able to laugh at since she died. I love these mom videos from comedians. ♥♥♥

@timvanarsdel 2 жыл бұрын

Ever watch Jo Koy's stand-up? He's got some terrific mom tales.

@roadlesstraveled34 10 ай бұрын

That's what I love about stand up, in therapeutic terms that's called reframing and it's a really healthy way to move past traumas. I hope you continue to heal from your loss❤

@lyriclizette 4 жыл бұрын

Can we just appreciate grey shirt in the back having the time of his life 😂😂

@EastFame 6 жыл бұрын

I spotted this comic years ago, glad he's finally starting to gain his popularity that he deserves.

@aramosmd 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, my favorite comedian of all time. A lot of his material is dark but honest and hilarious. Bret, please come to Arizona!

@alexmc69 5 жыл бұрын

I like your style... it's not over-polished and lets your personality shine through. The little snorts whilst laughing at what you're about to say are very endearing!

@taniwha3706 6 жыл бұрын

"I'm tucked in my bed" hahahilarious

@evergreenrider 6 жыл бұрын

Never seen this dudes work before TINH. Gotta say I'm becoming a fan

@Neenerella333 6 жыл бұрын

He's got an epic one in season two or three I think. He's pretty great.

@DJRhymes989 6 жыл бұрын

Has a great bit about diff countries going of for beers

@deystist 6 жыл бұрын

His special Principal's Office is on KZfaq. Pretty excellent

@ThisGuyDrives 6 жыл бұрын

Check out his roller skate and techno bits. They are classic!!

@boxedfender4810 5 жыл бұрын

He's a really talented comic. Amazing story teller. I need to see more

@BrandonHeat92 6 жыл бұрын

This guy's hilarious

@murderc27 6 жыл бұрын

The sky's hilarious?

@sashatoao8421 6 жыл бұрын

Love this guy! Saw principals office on his website, and he just signed to All Things Comedy

@Najarro91 5 жыл бұрын

D'oohh Jeezus.

@pcruz96 6 жыл бұрын

Id like to imagine that obnoxious laugh from that lady is his mom out there supporting him. You Go Mom!

@dannylowe8932 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my God! I love this guy his the best, I laughed till I had tears running down my cheeks!! Peace and be good to each other.

@DenverBlazer 5 жыл бұрын

The intros to these are painful

@professoroak1920 5 жыл бұрын

you'd think after 6 years of this and a few million comments about the intros being shit, they'd change it up a little bit. Nope. Comedy Central is too good for that

@You_tube_user884 5 жыл бұрын

I honestly love them

@moihawk666 5 жыл бұрын

100% always ... skip

@tylergarza8695 5 жыл бұрын

Probably because they're not made specifically for youtube and they don't care as long as people watch.

@bradgerdes302 5 жыл бұрын

I liked aris intros way better I like Roy but aris intros were super trippy and well made

@sgtbaker2072 4 жыл бұрын

Bret is one of THE BEST in the world. He's so casually funny. He also released a SPECTACULAR special for free on his youtube page. If you haven't seen it, go watch it. You'll be dying from start to finish.

@ludmillagutomo 4 жыл бұрын

"go to bed, carol" 😂😂😂

@redpepperdave 5 жыл бұрын

5:38 every decent man deserves to make that face at least once in a lifetime 😂 classic 👌👊💯

@MJorgy5 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is legend with timing and storytelling. This usually eludes to huge comedic assets. 👍🏼👍🏼

@devenshipman3810 4 жыл бұрын

I could not do stand up, Il be laughing at my own jokes and other people's laughs too much lmao.

@wade13murphy 6 жыл бұрын

*MexicansGotOnBoots*

@eraldylli 6 жыл бұрын

Cant decide whether I hate MGoBs more, "Sisi!" or "Ari!!11!". Just let it die already. I know the stupid aspect of it makes it funny to bring up, as a subversion of a joke, but it makes the comment section useless. I liked that episode quite a lot, too, as it's easily one of the best stories told in the show... but this incessant callback to that stupid ever-recurring line is, well, ridiculous.

@williamc.8668 6 жыл бұрын

Messicans

@wade13murphy 6 жыл бұрын

Erald Ylli I can't decide whether I hate you or your comment more. He told a story that was how old again?

@michaelhillmon6827 6 жыл бұрын

Wade Murphy *runs*

@alvoneescotonee9779 5 жыл бұрын

can we all make that into a trending hashtag? It'd be great bc no one would understand unless they saw it, and it'd make them laugh, and the ones who did see it will laugh too lol

@Steven-dh1dn 6 жыл бұрын

1:18

@johnferguson1172 6 жыл бұрын

Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you.

@theon_ean_donly 3 жыл бұрын

Best comic in a while

@brandonleague3641 4 жыл бұрын

Bret Ernst is so funny. I love the guy and it seems no one has ever heard of him.

@mynewnewaccount5809 5 жыл бұрын

this ended up being strangely heartwarming

@echetlos 9 ай бұрын

One of the most underrated comedians

@MJISA5 5 жыл бұрын

I love when he snorts, it makes me crack up.

@ARQ93 5 жыл бұрын

That had me howling! Super funny.

@percussionpunisher8694 4 жыл бұрын

Goddamn, that ending was HILARIOUS! Love Bret Ernst. 😂😂

@campostella9100 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much for having this literally one of the best stand-ups I've ever heard thumbs up!

@julianhyde1645 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen him in a few videos and he’s NEVER snorted this much. I feel like one of his friends told him that it was funny when a guy snorts when he laughs and he just went with it.

@stevetheiven3889 9 ай бұрын

The brother loss is and will always be there. ❤

@bornmad_diemad 4 жыл бұрын

This is pure gold 💛

@NanoMalo 6 жыл бұрын

By FAR the best one!

@bernardolsen5687 4 жыл бұрын

You are Awesome and funny looking forward to see you again

@alisterfolson 2 жыл бұрын

Mom: gets it; forgets about it Wife/SO: it's now a big issue

@TheDisneylover23 5 жыл бұрын

We need a whole concert! I love this guy!

@eazyridin7283 4 жыл бұрын

Priceless!!!

@sukiwatson 10 ай бұрын

Very funny guy. Need to see more of him

@EliteLightLord100 5 жыл бұрын

Wow, and here I thought I was the only one doing the toilet paper runway, glad to hear that there are other like-minded individuals in this world.

@highlandhousestudio6638 5 жыл бұрын

This is absolutely hilarious!! Love this guy

@josyjump 4 жыл бұрын

His delivery is so good.. Well done man..

@kathleent6150 5 жыл бұрын

I love this guy!😂

@bluebyyoublue839 4 жыл бұрын

Best mom ever.

@BLohr707 6 жыл бұрын

These are the best!

@mkaiser29 4 жыл бұрын

This dude is one of the greatest story tellers ever, lmfao

@typedef_ 6 жыл бұрын

This was so good !

@javabeanthecoffiewhisper2585 4 жыл бұрын

Your a natural,I've been watching your vids today hilarious 👍🤣

@clifjr954 6 жыл бұрын

Great story

@conniesewell5740 6 жыл бұрын

Who loves ya, baby?? Mama, that's who!!😂😆😂😆😂

@destelpa 6 жыл бұрын

great story

@fortio 6 жыл бұрын

The TV's off and I'm tucked in..🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joeyp978 2 жыл бұрын

Love this

@GBullockNC 6 жыл бұрын

Very good story

@alwaysbeglassing 6 жыл бұрын

Good story teller

@hezzilove 3 жыл бұрын

This was a nice one

@rylann4554 5 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of Nick from The New Girl!! freaking love him

@angelochavarin3692 5 жыл бұрын

Best channel thanks comedy Central

@sushibento3042 4 жыл бұрын

A-mazing.. 👏 👏

@superpoacher6711 5 жыл бұрын

This was the best!!! SALUTE.....

@shc3754 6 жыл бұрын

Great set very funny

@BlueGreen-cv9ev 5 жыл бұрын

That face he made at the end was GOLD

@leonsaadiq7628 6 жыл бұрын

This was so funny! My stomach hurts and I’m in tears!

@dipenpatel5226 6 жыл бұрын

This guy kills it every time.

@bisma16 5 жыл бұрын

that witchy laugh in the background of an audience 😂😂😂

@Natebradley73 5 жыл бұрын

This is the best one I’ve seen 🤣

@saritasi7819 6 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest Big FINALLY EVAAAR

@tricemarie 6 жыл бұрын

I am in tears 😂😂😂😂

@Ohgetoffended 5 жыл бұрын

This guy is dope! Had me laughin hard

@mzc102908 6 жыл бұрын

Omg yessssss Bret

@II_GTA_FREEK_II 6 жыл бұрын

The punchline at the end was fucking glorious. Omg that was great.

@dj2600 5 жыл бұрын

Dude tells some good stories.

@AsimZaidiH 6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit this was too good lmfao. A professional xD

@shinwonderboy Жыл бұрын

his snort laugh is cute lol

@lisawood365 5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am crying from laughing so hard!! I only have a daughter But I understand the mom, I too would do the same

@aspeckt1 6 жыл бұрын

Aww skeet skeet!! Lmao

@briankerrigan3529 6 жыл бұрын

JaySees TheOne Dude! This one time, in jail, a dep would call out over the intercom, "Get your skeet sheets."

@iLoveu4ll 6 жыл бұрын

DANNY LERUSSO SENDS HIS REGARDS - you're THAT guy. Bravo, excellent performance.

@empresselanrelaxingandmedi8443 2 жыл бұрын

Gotta love the Mama!!

@blackitikatt533 6 жыл бұрын

"Big Ups" to Momz! 👌🏾😂

@bmoore1908 6 жыл бұрын

Blackiti Katt Yup at least he didn’t finish poor mom would’ve had to scrap off jizz filled toilet paper

@blackitikatt533 6 жыл бұрын

B Moore: 😂😂😂😂

@operationblackout1095 5 жыл бұрын

His snorts gets me all the time...loll

@JAY-wb2fv 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious storytelling

@tendersheep667 6 жыл бұрын

Dude, you've got the coolest mom! If that was my kid... I'd make hardcore fun of him just for my own shits and giggles!

@jimgilroy8269 6 жыл бұрын

SCHOOL SHOOTER how does that cause a child to become a wigger?

@shakasuckss 6 жыл бұрын

Then he'd blow his brains out around 15-16 years old. That'd be hilarious!

@78taramarie 6 жыл бұрын

Jim Gilroy just look at his name

@Neenerella333 6 жыл бұрын

Have you not watched Criminal Minds?! That's how you make a serial rapist.

@78taramarie 6 жыл бұрын

Dineen Serpa that show isn’t even factual

@hd_shuks 5 жыл бұрын

*consider this some usual positive comment* I usually never comment on KZfaq videos but man this toilet paper runway story deserves one XD