Bristly Green Aggro

Bristly Green Aggro | Standard

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Ай бұрын

No, I'm not under duress. I am playing Mono Green because OTJ brought a ton of new tools to be aggressive with in green so we're try to put them to use!
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@mycovore Ай бұрын

8:19 it's 2026 on arena. The reach emblem now fills up half the screen, pulses vividly, delivers haptic feedback to your mouse, sends a push notification to every device on your network, and emits a shrill siren on the edge of human hearing. My opponent attacks their flying sauron into my b1 battle droid reach creature anyway and then concedes

@ther3aper561 Ай бұрын

Lmao

@LadyMorrigan Ай бұрын

This killed me lmao

@meshuggahshirt Ай бұрын

It's 2027. The reach emblem now plays a full-length, full-volume air raid siren that can't be skipped. The dominant meta in Timeless is token swarming, then using Tower Defense to run your opponent out of timers

@ther3aper561 Ай бұрын

@@meshuggahshirt I sincerely hope this meme takes off in the community, this shit is hilarious

@JonReid01 Ай бұрын

Very sneaky

@joelhatterini6392 Ай бұрын

Ok Crim who took your family hostage we can help

@AgentConundrum1 Ай бұрын

He's even playing exactly 60 cards. This whole video is a cry for help.

@salvatoredantonio2413 Ай бұрын

The professor probably

@JonReid01 Ай бұрын

@@salvatoredantonio2413 but did he read the primer?!

@Into_The_Void69 Ай бұрын

Crim questioning why oil counter wasn't doubled when the card says double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature

@ericvernon1182 Ай бұрын

Sounds like you answered your own question...

@samw6414 Ай бұрын

@@ericvernon1182no question was asked

@Into_The_Void69 Ай бұрын

@@ericvernon1182 What ?

@wunderbar5702 Ай бұрын

It's Crim, green is his sleep paralysis demon

@samparkins6268 Ай бұрын

@@Into_The_Void69+1/+1 counters ≠ oil counters

@StrawMan1235 Ай бұрын

Lmao people falling for the secret reach even with giant glowing bow and arrow on the creature.

@intoxicary Ай бұрын

Next update to arena there's gonna be a "Are you sure?" prompt whenever you attack with a flier and they have reach.

@wilkva115 Ай бұрын

Crim? Mono green!?

@mooshlovely639 Ай бұрын

It's his favorite color if you didn't know

@howtonotplayminecraft950 Ай бұрын

10:45 bless you

@godofchaos8131 Ай бұрын

The Prof either taught this man well or is holding him and his family hostage.

@crazyvikingboy2856 Ай бұрын

I feel like this current iteration is missing efficient removal like how we had one mana green fatal push in Kaldheim (Blizzard Brawl). Also exile wraths really hurt the power of Aggro in standard even though we have great effects for indestructible like smugglers surprise.

@palrobfred1 Ай бұрын

Hard Hitting Question from MkM is pretty handy. 1 mana green deals damage to target creature or Planeswalker. No indestructible, but still sorcery speed like Brawl.

@DiscardatRandom Ай бұрын

Aggro (especially green aggro) is bad against black removal too which is most of the meta

@Grimlock2183 Ай бұрын

10:45 oh my god i haven’t gotten to do this in so long S T R E A M S N E E Z E

@clintcook8691 Ай бұрын

Bro the first match just left me sad. No bill with the triple land hit💀

@crapparc Ай бұрын

What the hell is this. Crim, did the Professor hold your family hostage? Or your Magic collection? It has to be him.

@ST3VA Ай бұрын

What's most concerning to me is that after they put a freaking GIANT, flashy bow pointing at them, people still can't notice creatures with reach.

@laytonjr6601 Ай бұрын

Funnily enough, I've had a game where my opponent killed my reach creature but didn't notice that I played a 2/4 flyer afterwards. In this case it was secret flying

@swampybwoy Ай бұрын

Nice to see crib playing his favourite colour

@testerfritz Ай бұрын

Cool, thanks.

@kemperfranklin1935 Ай бұрын

Great deck crim. I like these mono green creatures, do you think the deck is better positioned after rotation?

@aldebaranakos Ай бұрын

Ah AsianAvenger playing monoGreen... interesting times !

@RIHTZ Ай бұрын

i approve of green crim

@thevaultwalrus Ай бұрын

I feel after Rotating this deck is gonna be good because almost all these cards are recent

@bminus7377 Ай бұрын

Full Timmy mode

@ThePethrax Ай бұрын

So, more Railway Brawlers?

@acdcguy18 Ай бұрын

Mono-green?! Who are you and what have you done to Crim?

@towelociraptor Ай бұрын

Mono green without secret Bolas? Oh no...

@farmingthemarket Ай бұрын

0:24 green!!!

@matt5g Ай бұрын

You feeling alright Crim? No one holding you or your loved ones hostage right?

@noahhager1187 Ай бұрын

6/10, not enough bristly bill

@crazyvikingboy2856 Ай бұрын

Wow 3 seconds and no views. Fell off hard

@liamchaintron5371 Ай бұрын

no view in 45 seconds yadda yadda yadda

@frankcastle9691 Ай бұрын

Can't go 1 day without this edgy weirdo uploading a video.

@Buchaus Ай бұрын

Guess yesterday didn't exist, huh?

@kippie8200 Ай бұрын

Its a group channel n he's the most consistent poster. Dunno where youre getting the edgy bit from, hes probably the most outgoing personality on the entire channel. Stay mad i guess? Whatever your issue is

@JonReid01 Ай бұрын

We love edgy weirdos here