"I'm sorry to all the Dimensions in Time fans" is one of the funniest sentences I've ever heard. Also, apology accepted.

Man, from pigs to Time-Ladies, will David Cameron ever find a human partner?

The poor Eighth Doctor keeps being dragged into this ridiculous situations

So the Doctor is canonically David Cameron's father in law

At 3:04, you diss the David Whittaker while simultaneously saying "The Dalek" where the text says "The Doctor". Y'know what? I'd fucking watch that series. I'd watch adventures of the single, definitive Dalek, while he fights the archenemies, all the other Daleks.

The Doctor is as much the Timeless child as he is half human. That is, 100% and 0% at the same time

0:49 Sam's reaction to S12

Davis is just me in quarantine at this point. I'm living for these Broke Canon.

I actually really love the idea of the Doctor's mother being an old timey time traveling human, and the Doctor's father being this Doctor type time traveler. I like the idea that there's no deep meaning to the Doctor's love of traveling, it's just something he picked up from his dad. I think that's lovely. And it stops the Doctor from being this godly figure, which a lot of people complain about, don't they? And just makes him... a bloke, who travels the world, like his dad before him. I feel like this whole idea that the Doctor is important, or his origins need to be shrouded in mystery just comes from real world hype people have around the show. This is the hero I grew up watching as a little kid, he can't be a nobody, he has to be somebody important!

One time I saw an episode of Emmerdale end with a character receiving the news that she has cancer. The next night's episode opened with the same character being told by a different doctor that she doesn't have cancer. And you people think Doctor Who's canon is swiss cheese?

I actually like the theory that the Doctor was half human with a human Victorian red head mum and then he was thrown into the looms and his essence and the others essence joined together to make the Doctor

The Doctor's other mother being a 19th century human is so perfect that I really want them to find a way of fitting it into the Timeless Children mythos stuff in Series 13.

I'd have thought it a lot more likely that Whitaker changed David Campbell's name since he was a Terry Nation character and naming him might throw up legal complications. The alternative opening for Doctor Who and the Daleks seems likewise obviously a matter of not having the rights to adapt An Unearthly Child, only the seven episodes of The Daleks...

There is one exception to the "soap operas are garbage" rule though, and that's Dark Shadows. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that Dark Shadows is the most Doctor Who like show I've ever seen. It started in black and white in the 60s before changing to color, has a couple weird spinoff movies and a failed 90s reboot, features time travel and a changing cast of characters, has a loose and self-contradictory canon, and it's received a continuation in the form of Big Finish audio dramas. Plus, Barnabas has similarities to the Doctor, Angelique to the Master, and Quentin is basically Jack Harkness. Also, thanks to the Big Finish audios, they've both been established as part of the same universe thanks to the White Rabbit Pub in London, Vlahos' Dorian Gray, and various other minor things appearing in both ranges.

Sam read the Emmerdale novel. Do it or Lance Parkin is going to break into your house and trap you in his next book.

5:18 Oh, no. Doctor, you shouldn’t be messing with the Coraline universe?

12:59 Frazer Hines (Second Doctor's companion Jamie) was also one of the original cast members in Emmerdale (or Emmerdale Farm as it was originally titled for the first 17 years).

0:45 headphone earrape warning

Oh my, I literally just started reading the target novelisation of the crusade before watching this video 😮

When you excitedly click on a video only to then realise it's a premiere slot...

Since you already put Unnatural History on the screen, I'm still a big fan of the way that book simulaneously confirms *all* the Doctor's origins, ranging from 'the Doctor was a human who invented time travel' over 'the Doctor is half human (their father even appears in the novel, or at least it's strongly hinted that Professor Joyce is Ulysses. Maybe because his name got wiped from the timeline...?) to 'the Doctor is the other and all of Lungbarrow is correct' (Kate Orman even said that she thinks Unnatural History stengthens Lungbarrow, not contradicts it). Speaking of Unnatural History, did remember that Sam came up with the Hybrid myth on the spot by stealing from Babylon 5 in Unnatural History and since that books premise is that all possible origins about the Doctor are real, that one might as well be, too? The Doctor certainly seems to think so. ‘Undoubtedly. That doesn’t tell me about his pedigree.’ He lowered his face to the rack, his eyes fixed on her from beside her head. ‘Tell me something useful,’ [the unnaturalist] murmured insistently. ‘How can I classify him?’ ‘Well he’s a hybrid, you know that. A Gallifreyan not born of Gallifreyan, the one who unites the two races and brings good old human niceness into their alien society. Aliens need that, y’know.’ ‘A human hybrid.’ [Sam] saw the contempt in his curling lip. ‘Pseudoscientific nonsense. There’s no evidence,’ he repeated. ‘He’s allowed to be different. He’s got a prophecy and everything.’ ‘Is he?’ ‘Yeah,’ she said, her eyes wide. ‘He’s cosmic, man. And he’s got a wise old spirit who guides him -’ She regretted that last bit before it even made it out of her mouth, but the unnaturalist was already lost in thought. ‘Hybridisation could explain certain biodata irregularities. . . Not that I’m saying it’s possible, you understand. But half-human on which side?’ ‘His mother’s,’ she guessed. ‘But there’s more to him than that.’ His face was closing in, and she couldn’t twist away: the pins kept her locked there as he stared. ‘What is he on his father’s side?’ ‘A Time Lord, of course.’ ‘Is that all?’ ‘I suppose. . . ’ ‘No. Not good enough,’ he said hotly. She had a sudden image of him taking a bite out of her cheek. ‘There’s still room for ambiguity. I don’t care which answer it is, but I need to know. . . ’ ‘No,’ said the Doctor. ‘The story ends here.’ ... ‘I said, where did you learn all that?’ She jumped. ‘All what?’ ‘About the prophecy. What you told him in there.’ ‘Oh, that. Babylon 5.’ He looked blank. ‘I pinched it from an episode I saw a while back.’ ‘Oh.’ For a moment he looked relieved. ‘Never mind, then.’ ‘Wait a minute -’

The Master and The Doctor were actually supposed to be revealed as Brothers in the 1970s but those episodes were binned as they hadn't been filmed due to the sad death of Roger Delgado.

I'd say throughout the old show the Doctor's companions were just about a third Susan lookilikies, and I'd not even include Vicki. I'd list Dodo, Victoria, Zoe, Sarah Jane, Neesa, Peri and the second Romana as being Suelikes.

10:57 Love how Coronation Street and Doctor Who both started off in b&w among other shows and then went to colour years later. Part of this is why I love watching the evolution of Corrie and Who opening title sequences and logos through the decades.

Also I have an idea for the Doctor’s origin: Leela has a kid, the kid gets lost in time, regenerates into a girl, gets found by Tecteun, yadda yadda yadda, becomes the Other, blah blah blah, thrown into the Loom, unraveled, then millions of years later is reloomed as a Gallifreyian enfant. So the Doctor is full Time Lord, but also.. sorta half-human at the same time..? Oh yeah, and when it comes to the worst of television.. Britain has soap operas, yes. But America has reality TV, which is trillions of times worse.

I’ve gotta say I love this series, I just got my Dalek Invasion of earth figures so I’m glad you made a video on the subject. Furthermore, I also just got every Sontaran story in disc form so I’m hoping you do a video on my Potatoe bois.

2:40 BAAAiiiiiiii 😂🤣🤣 and 5:45 ThErE @ MAi DoOr!!! THe ANgRYyY mOB! 😂🤣 keep up the amazin work mate!!

I'd take a half human Doctor over the Timeless Child any day. I like the idea of the Looms though; never read Lungbarrow but the looms themselves are a cool alien origin

Penalope Gate was referenced in the first doctor novel that was written to create Who's 50th the novel titled Big Hand For The Doctor has the first doctor have a flashback of his mother being a redheaded woman

The fact that my name is Campbell and people misremember my name as Cameron somehow makes this more awkward.

‘Beloved prime minister’ David Cameron Aaahhhh never change

I love how, even after all the bizarre shit you've covered in this series, you refused to cover "dimensions in time" despite it being a perfect opportunity to do so. I mean I don't blame you but still.

Two Emmerdale writers have worked on Who, Maxine Alderton wrote Haunting of Villa Diodati. (And honestly deserves better as a writer than to work on a Zombie show like Emmerdale)

I realislzed at the half point that attack on titan music was playing

List of vaguely Susan looking girls "kidnapped" by the Doctor; Dodo, Victoria, Zoe, SJS, Nyssa & Clara PLUS possibly Vicki, Jo, Peri, Ace, Bill and Mel (although thinking a ginger would be near enough is a bit of a lap)

00:43 RIP me!!!!!😭😭😭😭🎧

And they left the child in another reality where it came to rest on a planet to be collected by an adventurer but the child for some reason had no limits on regeneration, making the Doctor a time Lord all along, but just half human.

I demand we get a Broke Canon episode fully about Dimensions in Time.

I support the idea that the doctor is half human, I’ve always reasoned that time lord is the title, and Gallifreyan was the species, I think a reasonable idea is that like ace was meant to the doctor’s mother was a future human, became a time lord and gave birth to the doctor and raised him in the house of lungbarrow thus combining the future human origin, with the half human and the noble Gallifreyan origin

Barbara Windsor had a cameo in Dr Who and I never noticed at the time? Carry On Cyberman!

a way to make penellope gate work would be to make her either BECOME a time lord, or to have her not be the doctor's biological mother but still have her secretly raise him, of course this can't happen anymore bcuz timeless children but if we manage to pressure the BBC into decanonizing it, it could work

I have a vague memory that Marnal was implied to be the Masters dad... Anyway, I love those videos! Sorry for any mistakes, I’m not a native speaker.

I like to think these deviations and contradictions in the timeline are just semi-canonical "what ifs" that get erased over time by the unintended ramifications of time travel.

I liked and subscribed! This was an awesome video and I look forward to seeing more of your content!

“He is strapping and she is strapon what els was gonna happen” the doctor thought quietly to himself. And that’s why Susan really left

Not related to the video but I have a controversial theory, what if the master IS the doctor? My idea is that the master is the origins of the doctor, although the idea that the master went mad and started to attack his old self. Don’t really have any evidence it’s just something I like to think about. Not a big fan of the timeless children but I think the revelation that it’s about the doctor and master could be nice. Just wondering what you’d think of this, I know it’s pretty silly

You NEED to watch the Gumby movie. NOW! You may regret it at times, but god damn is it an adventure. I would love a video in your style discussing it. Holley hell is Gumby OP.

Don’t listen to the haters, Blue supremacy

I'm nt sure if you're aware but there was this cbbc show called Chute! And it had guest appearances on every episode (only 13 episodes) and one of them was Luke and Clyde from the Sarah Jane Adventures but it was them in character

14:38 its meeeeeee Anyway So I couldn't find _that_ much wack content; I now have a new respect for this video series. However I have got a few things: 1) In _The Fires of Vulcan,_ Seven and Mel travelled to Pompeii just as Vesuvius is going to erupt. So... the Doctor was there twice?? The first time he went there he was seriously depressed about it, no wonder he didn't have too much fun the next time: probably remembering all that shit. 2) So it turns out more than one person has _survived_ falling through the Time Vortex? According to the Third Doctor comic _The Heralds of Destruction,_ Ramón Salamander survived being ripped out of the TARDIS and getting sucked into the time vortex. After being banged about a lot, he ended up at UNIT HQ, where he pulled a reverse Uno card and disguised himself as the Second Doctor. Weird comic. There's also the Ood assassin named Brian (fuckin christ) who was about to board Eight's TARDIS when the Daleks snatched it away, sucking him into the time vortex as well where he was banged about for a while before Ten's TARDIS "gave him a little nudge" so he'd arrive in the Dark Times. _Time Lord Victorious_ is fucking weird... So to recap: Ramón Salamander? Human who survived the full blast of the time vortex. The CyberKing? Immensely huge and powerful robot that _broke up_ in the time vortex despite presumably having some defences (i know it was on its last legs but even so). Brian? Ood who survived the full blast of the time vortex. Captain Jack? Immortal human who couldn't survive the time vortex even by grabbing onto the TARDIS and following it all the way to the end of the universe. TL;DR: The CyberKing and Captain Jack are BABIES. WEAK BABIES. 3) Anything about Iris Wildthyme, I tried but I just don't understand this person, why is her TARDIS _smaller_ on the inside ARGH Anyway, I need to get back to following the listening order of the audio stories that someone published and which is incredibly useful. It's time to get to the 20th century BBC dramas! Yeah this is taking a while. And don't worry, if I can find that Emmerdale book, I'll read it and look for what the hell the Doctor is doing in there. Shouldn't be too bad, right? [traumatic memories of home and away haunt me in my nightmares]

This video is dedicated to Sam's recommendations. We hardly knew ye

"A new Broke Canon, at last..."

13:55 the...vore invasion?

Yes hello? Yes I just watched tonight’s episode, yes why? WHY? WH- oh he hang up.

The highlight for me was seeing some of my 3D renders used in the video! Thanks!

Wait... Penelope... Ulysses... Is that a reference to The Odyssey? Is The Doctor actually Telemachus?

2:40 I don't need to say anything.

It was either David Cameron or chaos with Ed Milliband

You know what yeah, fuck it. I like the half human thing.

Young Doctor: Where do babies come from? Doctor's Mother: You see there are these looms... (Timless Child anyday.)

Blue is the new green

thank you for green mr davis. i wrote this comment seconds before you changed it back to blue no thank you mr davis

in France we only have soap and detective TV shows as original french TV ...

That the Doctor's Other Mother idea still makes more sense than The TImeless Child.

Maxine Alderton who wrote Haunting of Villa Diodati has also written for Emmerdale

The thing that always makes the Susan exit feel extra gross for me is that she was, like FIFTEEN "There must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward and be a CHILD BRIDE"

Hey the doctors half human, it was said multiple times and he literally claimed to be the hybrid.... I Stan this whole plan other than the timeless children idea, simpler but with the groundwork laid out...

I don't even like the half human idea but fuck it, I like it more than the Timeless Child.

Ah yes my weekly dose of Broke canon, I just read matrix and as a result I have my head already spinning

Not gonna lie I kind of like the idea of the doctor being half human it kind of makes sense considering his fondness for earth

The Leekly Bible was written before the TV Movie was made, and it was awful and I am thankful that almost none of it came to screen.

There’s more Emmerdale lore here than there is Doctor Who

Holy macro I LOVE these videos! I binge so so many of them.

But we love green... >w

Because of Cibbs are we going to get a Born and Bread Doctor who crossover

Dunno if you've covered this already, but did you knowthere was an onscreen crossover between Doctor Who and the Alien franchise? In Mindwarp there's a chestbuster in a specimen jar in Crozier's lab. tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Xenomorph

Tbf, ANYTHING is better than timeless children

Another excellent show and another set of scrambled brain cell to go with it. And I'd only just managed to recover from last week's wibbly revelations! Onward and downward! Blue is a good Matrix colour.

what even is doctor who anymore

Oh my god I’m not the only one who loves the idea of Penelope and Ulysses Yesssssss

So the emmerdale novel featuring the eight Doctor is more offensive than erotica featuring the eight Doctor? Fair enough

WHY HAVEN’T THEY USED SUSAN SINCE?!!!. I HAD HOPED JODIE WAS GONNA BE SUSAN LOOKING FOR THE DOCTOR...

I don't know if you're still taking suggestions (or already have this one), but River Song snogged Adric in Ravenous: Companion Piece.

Eastenders is full of Time Lords since the cast is constantly regenerating

I wouldn't say the Timeless Children doesn't lend "creative" avenues to new stories: Division, New Dimension to explore, Tecteun's message. Problem is just telling me I should be excited about them kinda does the opposite when there's nothing to show in the meantime. As for the half human thing, I just don't like the remotest suggestion that the reason that the Doctor is as kind as they are compared to other timelords is the human in them.

The doctor being half-human can still be reconciled with the timeless children (we still don't know the origins of the timeless child after all) though maybe not that particular interpretation of events.

are you going to do a broke canon episode about barbara benedettis doctor ?

I'd rather have the Penelope Gate/Ulysses origin of the Doctor instead of that Timeless Child nonsense

My personal headcanon is that The Doctor doesn't *have* any single origin. Lemme put it another way. Remember the Curse of Fenric? Amazing story, obviously. In it, the Doctor changes the timeline in 1943, making it so that humanity will never transform into the Haemovores, as they were originally fated to. But what about every adventure that took place after 1943? The timeline has been altered, and the Doctor has already been past 1943 before it was. In effect, every story that takes place before Fenric in the Doctor's timeline but after 1943 in the universal time is impossible, because they take place in a timeline that doesn't exist. The Doctor who made the change obviously keeps existing, but there's also a new Doctor - The one who visited the altered timeline. Tl;dr - Every time the timeline is changed, every version of the Doctor that exists after the moment the timeline was changed becomes impossible, which leads to the creation of a new Doctor who visited the new, changed timeline instead of the original one. In other words, the Doctor exists in a state of, to use a scientific term, Extreme Time Fuckery (EFT). Because of this EFT, they have not only several contradictory but equally true origins, but also several contradictory but equally true selves. What I'm saying is that I have an excuse to do literally whatever I want with the Doctor Who timeline and the fans who care about shit like "Canon" won't be able to complain, because they are silly babies who don't understand time travel. But what do I know? I'm just a brilliant genius enby who should be made the new Showrunner, because I'll also give The Doctor a Galifreyan Cat which has nine regenerations, and then center a metaplot around that cat, because Gallifrey created both cats and regenerations.

I would still prefer the doctor being half human idea to the timeless story line i just don't like the doctor being . a violent assain.

EastEnders should always be canon.

Read the Emerdale book Davies! Do it for your audience! We must suffer for our art! 😄

i love the ending message lol

Interesting video!

+ DAVIS. Have you listened to many DrWHO ' audio dramas ' ? I am trying to track down the title of one, I heard on Ytube about eighteen months ago but is now deleted. Just asking, before I go into details. Thanks.

Timeless Children opens up a lot of narrative opportunities and I will fist fight your cat or dog or whatever beloved pet you own, if you disagree with me!

Damn my canon broke. Oh look a repair guide... oh god help! Get me out!

MAKE THE MATRIX PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0:32 I did it! My comment made a video!

Petition to make Sam read that emmerdale novel