#BrokenNews

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Жыл бұрын

It's time for #BrokenNews - some of the news, some of the time.
A group of billionaires issue a statement to the world, and the #BrokenNews team are all over it. Please share this important update.
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@EmmaBaird0504 Жыл бұрын

"Shouldn't you be on Twitter trying to get a university lecturer sacked..." So many gems. Great work!

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Very kind, Emma. Please do share far and wide if you can x

@sarkybugger5009 Жыл бұрын

"If it's not hurting, you're doing it wrong. Now shut up, and get back to work, plebs."

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@viewoftheforest8955 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant, spot on and sadly completely accurate. Plus a smattering of funny names. If only this could be broadcast to the whole country just before the evening news on TV. Deserves a much, much wider audience.

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Thanking you - please share!

@alkaholic4848 Жыл бұрын

This channel is so underrated. Incredibly accurate and well put together.

@redshift3 Жыл бұрын

I for one am grateful to our lizard overlords for pointing out our priorities

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Thank you. Please obey (and share).x

@Chewiebakke Жыл бұрын

Thanks for bringing me right up to date with the latest news. Much appreciated, guys.

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Our pleasure, Chewie. More next week x

@ahartify Жыл бұрын

Horribly accurate, even applying to the dear old BBC, which has become a soporific with gameshows, gardening, DYO and competition programs, with the token Question Time to placate everyone.

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Thank you - please share!

@piccalillipit9211 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely brilliant, perfect summation of the world today

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

We're screwed, aren't we? Please do share if you feel so inclined x

@piccalillipit9211 Жыл бұрын

@@larryandpaul I'm an author on psychology in the collapse of civilisations - yes the UK is screwed and no Labour can not save it. The UK has reached a point called interconnected cascading systems failure. OR - everything is broken and everything you need to fix. It is also broken. America has also reached this point, but the sheer scale of America and the momentum that carries means the decline will be much slower in America than it is in the UK But what it's important to remember is that this happens to countries all the time and people live through it. The vast majority of people in the vast majority of collapsing civilisations, never even knew it was happening. The reason we know is we have TV and social media. It really is a kind of "the only thing to fear is fear itself" situation. This is the list of contributing factors to societal collapse: Plague / disease Yes Environmental change Y Massive wealth inequality Y Loss of the administrative class Y The government stops governing Y Attack from the outside - now includes cyber attack Y Loss of faith in the political system Y Economic collapse Y Exposed obvious corruption Y Crumbling infrastructure Y Mismanagement of a crisis Y Societal division Y Loss of belief in the unity of the society Y Restriction of international trade / loss of trade agreements Y Increased isolationism Y Rising internal violence Not yet Excessive spending on military / arms race Yes - starting Inability to maintain the currency - hoarding / devaluation / inflation Y If a majority of things on the list happen to a civilisation simultaneously, it is invariably the end for that civilisation. If all happen at the same time, it's guaranteed to be the end. The USSR collapsed with 9 out of the 18. ---§--- The UK will have a very hard 20 years followed by 20 years of rebirth followed by 20 years of boom. It's just what happens in the UK just happens to be at the bad bit.

@Loneman_OG Жыл бұрын

Click like, click play, with Larry & Paul, it's always the way. 👍😄

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Sound advice!

@clausderenda5777 3 ай бұрын

Yep. Keep calm and carry on....😂

@samhartford8677 Жыл бұрын

Very accurate broadcasting. Keep it up!

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Thanks, Sam! We shall certainly try. If you were able to share this video we would love you long time x

@benlee8436 Жыл бұрын

I am in awe of your greatness. And also grinning. Thanks.

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

That's way too kind. But please do share it!

@TheDreadfulCurtain 11 ай бұрын

How much do I wish this was an actual broadcast. Small boats week has been a f@cking nightmare on steroids.

@robertprice2148 Жыл бұрын

Oh, spot on! I wish it wasn't but that summed up everything perfectly. 😫 Keep up the good work. 😊

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Yes, we're all in a bit of a pickle. If you were able to share this video far and wide, we would be in your debt x

@EricaNernie Жыл бұрын

Thanks for pointing me in the right direction. (From Australia birthplace of a certain media magnate).

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

You're very welcome. More where that came from! Love to down under (NOT a euphemism) x

@missykwan1 Жыл бұрын

Love the ‘Live from Davos’ Location, surely is the A40 at Acton or similar 😂

@tamara3984 Жыл бұрын

It is if you take a very wrong turn on the M1 at Watford and don't notice for a few hours. 😅

@speleokeir Жыл бұрын

Daniel gash & Johnny Ringpiece - Just the kind of highbrow humour I enjoy!🤣 In my previous job I used to keep a list of some of the names of applicants i dealt with. P.S. These are all real. Enjoy! Solicitors: - Green & Gaunt. - Wright Hassle. - Bodget, Blewitt & Blunder. Applicants: - John Thomas (there were lots of these). - Mr Schitz - Mr. W. Anchor - Wayne Kerr - Dick Cheeseman - Two brothers Chris Peacock & Drew peacock (say them quickly) - Mrs Fuk Hin Hoa (Best said in a Geordie accent) - A couple called Neal & Sukme My two favourites; 1) Mrs Anal. When she rang and her name popped up on her screen I asked her to confirm her name, D.O.B, etc 'for security reasons' but really to check how she pronounced her name and that someone hadn't changed it on the system as a joke. She pronounced it like canal. Thinking I'd dodged a bullet I then asked what her query was: "It''s about my retention..." How I didn't lose it at that point I've no idea. 2) Urike Hund I can tell you it's very hard to stay professional on the phone to someone with that name, especially when all your colleagues are crying with laughter! He was a brummie with German parents. Fantastic name made even better by his strong accent and the fact he worked in a customer complaints department. I used to imagine him answering the phone: "Customer Complaints, Urike Hund. How may I help you?"🤣🤣🤣

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Love this!

@-xirx- Жыл бұрын

I had a teacher once called Joyce De 'ath. We often thought she had simply added the comma and space so she wouldn't get it so mercilessly off the kids!

@nicbobags8241 Жыл бұрын

Yeah - sums it up nicely

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Thank you. Do please share x

@BlakesTakes420 Жыл бұрын

Superb. Deserves the sub.

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Thanks!!

@tumbleweedanimations Жыл бұрын

As a geography teacher, I basically cry myself to sleep at night seeing 'pretend to care about the climate' listed 9th on prospective PMs to-do lists. There's no BUPA for climate change.

@-xirx- Жыл бұрын

"His wife's just left him, but he's still got the kids" 😂🤣😂

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Good to know someone reads the small print! Please share if you're feeling generous x

@-xirx- Жыл бұрын

@@larryandpaul I have done so this morning Cheers guys!

@danmorfitt Жыл бұрын

"Big Fat Cooks"

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

We had to slip it in somehow. Thought you'd like. Was all feeling a bit serious x

@basfinnis Жыл бұрын

You're talking down Britain 😜

@WildcraftBritain Жыл бұрын

Satire at its best 👏

@tim_robin Жыл бұрын

so true😂

@MrMann0123 11 ай бұрын

Horribly accurate

@ModelsExInferis Жыл бұрын

Argh, there's a Tribble on your Ringpiece! 😱😱😱

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Will get it looked at!

@ModelsExInferis Жыл бұрын

@@larryandpaul Just make sure you keep it away from any visiting Klingon's, could be a very painful experience!

@yasdnilknarf1885 Жыл бұрын

Also spending billions on people who never paid and never will pay tax to live here.

@David-bi6lf 11 ай бұрын

Yes we know billionaires always hide their money in tax havens and we need to concentrate on getting these real leeches paying some tax.

@Cephlin 11 ай бұрын

Spot on

@jerseymoby 11 ай бұрын

What a lovely story

@NocturnalDoom Жыл бұрын

Favourite yet 🎉😂

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Thank you! Please share it!

@rosemarystewart7405 4 ай бұрын

Lovely story!❤

@adrianrutterford762 Жыл бұрын

Nice work guys.

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Thanks Adrian x

@tamara3984 Жыл бұрын

Davos has changed 😂

@MsGrimrita Жыл бұрын

Spot bloody on! ❤️

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Thank you! Please share it!

@sandrastewart2450 9 ай бұрын

Earning there billions more are they

@larryandpaul 9 ай бұрын

Yup!

@notadoctora7956 4 ай бұрын

That was very funny.

@emadj5129 Жыл бұрын

You are the most realistic 😂😂

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Thank you - please share!

@tanyapugh5215 Жыл бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Thank you - please share!

@aisey100 Жыл бұрын

It's not even satire anymore though, is it.

@yvonnejrichards Жыл бұрын

Loving this ❤

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Thank you - please share!

@user-gm7nb7rb4u 3 ай бұрын

Very clever

@larryandpaul 3 ай бұрын

Thank you - please share! L&P x

@user-rp2li7ks4e Жыл бұрын

🎯

@gadgett4174 Жыл бұрын

👌.. 👏

@THDYoung 9 ай бұрын

helpful

@bergnijlpaard Жыл бұрын

I would like to add some erudite commentary on your satirical takes, but I am still tittering at "Johnny Ringpiece"

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

You should have been in the office when that name was suggested. It's all about the light and the shade, baby.

@casim8842 Жыл бұрын

yeh, pretty much

@nickbutler7935 6 ай бұрын

Still very topical even 9 months after you made it.

@peacelover373 Жыл бұрын

Where is this video statement?

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

Ummmmmm....

@larryandpaul Жыл бұрын

If we get a billion views, we'll share it!

@bk2520 Жыл бұрын

Is the Conservative Party the New Cambridge Analytica? With you need a postal vote send you personal information to us and we sort it out for you? Sketch for you?