I really hope this is just something Ralph is doing on the sidelines to keep the channel alive and making money. Because I really hope this isn’t the quality of videos from now on. He sounds so monotone and like everything was just 1 take in this.

I’m just happy he’s uploaded again and still reviewing stuff man who cares what the hustle is !

Ralph, please have my first born child!

love you man,great work

That code is a bit complicated Please, *Brake it down for me*

Isn't that the _"Never get out of the chair"_ clause ...?

But now I'm gonna steal every mother fuckin birthday

Hey, that's Mr. Steven "I can get out of any chokehold known to man" Seagal to you.

@@tastyloaf5487 That's the addendum to the Steven Segal Clause. XD

@@tastyloaf5487 That's the cameron mitchell clause

Plus he has debts he needs to pay off so it's a bit more forgivable.

@@SmoothCriminal12 I doubt Bruce has his finances in check either

Reminds me of Christopher Lee. Even when he knew the movie he was in was shit he gave it his best because he felt like he owed it to the audience

@DamageIncM if you want some absolute Nick Cage bangers, The Weather Man is super underrated, Adaptation is one of the best meta films ever, and Mandy is purified badass. There's also the obvious choices like Red Rock West, Face/Off, and The Rock. Lord of War is also super underrated, as well as Joe. Hell, Vampires Kiss is a legitimately great film held together by an over the top Cage performance that gets made fun of because people think it was accidentally goofy. Bruce is just a straight up weirdo, like acts and says weird shit behind the scenes, whereas I've always seen Cage as being extravagant but super nice even if he can come off as pretentious. All in all, I'd shake Bruce's hand but I'd party with Cage.

@DamageIncM well Joe, Mandy, and Color Out of Space are all fantastic movies that've come out recently. The dude definitely does a lot of trash (Between Worlds, Primal, the upcoming Jiu Jitsu is probably gonna be bad, etc) but when he's given a good script, he adds so much to the project

Don't

Not even. More of when you dont wanna do your chores, but you're not resisting.

I had to do a double take of that scene the first time I saw it, as well as *I wAnt You To CaLL mE sTeevE.* not even the most amateur of C list actors would do a job that comically bad. wage workers are scolded if they underperform even just a bit, yet Mr Clean here can afford to show up on set 2 days late, shakes his forehead wrinkles a little, shrugs and bags 10k.

Don't...

"Ughhhh...."

True but now shouldn't he take down the video?

Yeah I mean Bruce wasn’t alone, there were potentially lots of people who knew and kept pushing him anyway. He didn’t direct, edit, or produce any of these.

@bodd boward sure you will. Every producer as well as the director and financiers.

@@glitchesandglitter you can like and respect bruce willis and also think his recent movies are trash. knowing what you know now would you go and watch these movies?

Ah no ones gonna remember these anyway...

Omg I was also thinking that his career trajectory is similar to the one of Segal hahahaha.

Director makes a movie. Always. Never watch a film for an actor

Rishi Eastwood except for Joker

To be fair though, at least Bruce Willis isn't making himself out to be an even bigger joke than Steven Seagal. No one can top that

At least Bruce Willis was once a good actor, unlike Steven Seagal who was always a terrible one.

@@CatNerfer3000 On Wheelman it felt like he cared a bit, at least.

Does anyone has the link to the interview?

@@CatNerfer3000 At least he had fun as Crossbones in Winter Soldier and Civil War.

@@facelessguy23 check the description

@@ballsofsalsa01 thanks

Underated comment!! I couldnt put into words what he looked like till i read your comment.

Where is my guurl?

8:42

I was in that part of the video looking at the comments lol

I'm convinced someone did that on purpose Aside from the color of the scarf, it's literally Gru

Yea I was kinda getting sick of him there since that rambo 4 and same with Bruce since die hard 4.. but yeah Stalone is still giving it a lot of passion

Stallone still got his shit! He also called Bruce a lazy ass lol.

Yeah last blood was dumb but at least it felt like an adult home alone at the end lol

Stallone in Creed and the sequel is amazing. He still has that subtlety in filming.

@@DD-zh4by Nah.

He pulled off Vin Diesel pretty well this season, I could totally see it

Haaaa

YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAH

Ranch it up

IM THINKIN ABOUT GETTING MY FORESKIN SEWED BACK ON

Oh to be Bruce Willis’ doubles and get paid for basic shit like sprinting facing away from a camera

@@lollybowser And scream; "I will get you anytime, punk!" while facing away from the camera.

Bruce Willis paid for his stunt double's grandkid's college

hi my name is peter

I thought you meant the director aaawww snap

He looks like Steven Crowder if he went down a dark path after his Mug Club didn't work out.

@@Brogan_Balfour_Crescent Honestly it seems Crowder's already on a "dark path". He's failed comedian who's paid to spread lies and peddle meaningless culture war bullshit.

As I am a former SM at Starbucks, I can say this comment is dead accurate 😂

Yeah, it's one of those things where while watching him, all you can think is "God, he could easily be doing so much better," and yet he just doesn't. It's depressing to see such a good actor just be an ass to everybody on set, and then deliver such an incredibly piss poor performance.

Tis better to be a "never was" than a "has been"....

nawwwww man, he was actually kinda good in Out For Justice. After that though, I totally agree with you

@animationeer Yea, and its not like he has reached Nicholas Cage-tier, where his weird /odd performances are overlooked and often still loved because they are so awkward or weird lol

Steven Seagal is the most phoniest action star of all time.

Every shot would be bruce willis stunt double with his back to the camera, talking to a sitting seagal

@@bloodorange6713 The writing would be next level. Steven Segal: *incoherent mumbling* Bruce Willis: *incoherent mumbling*

@@bloodorange6713 no the double talks to a cardboard cut out of segal which is sitting down

@@bloodorange6713 bruh this had me dead💀💀💀💀

Face/Off 2 😂😂😂😂

He evolved into Jean Ralphio.

oh no he's gonna throw out the n word

He auditioned for Wandavision

he looks like marty from gilmore girls

No, he's teenage Joe Pesci in a flashback scene.

What

@@brucebowen5122prolly that bruce has some disease or something that inhibits his ability to act

​@@thetoolie5917yeah its some neurological something or other. the movies still suck tho hahaha

@@periwinkle2486 fs

​@brucebowen5122 it turns out Bruce Willis has aphasia, a neurological disorder which renders him unable to speak. He likely knew what was coming years in advance, so these shitty films were likely him squeezing as much out of the last few years of his career as possible before he became incapable of doing it any more.

I can't be the only one who thinks it looks like a video game cutscene.

@@soggycheeseburger2494 Wrong, it looks even worse lol. This is like pre-patched Mass Effect 2

Looks like a white supremacist.

Nobody should ever make fun of the de-aging in Star Wars Rogue One after seeing The Prince.

@@comixproviderftw_02 in Rogue One they have real budget, you shouldn't compare it to a flick made for VOD for no money

Obviously. I believe it was called Knack 3

I watch that movie occasionally just to get through the week..sometimes it's hard...

He was comin' up on the overload on that one, i think.

Over the Hedge The Bruce Willis raccoon is just as hilarious as the Chris Rock zebra in the Madagascar kino trilogy.

It’s because he doesn’t talk at all. Fucking killer music video.

A better name in my opinion

@@sarcasticfanstic I agree

Isn't that 'Partner'...like "Howdy Partner" from Toy Story..

@@MagicE13 Yeah but it's a specific kind of pronunciation of partner that makes it sound more like "Pardner". I was basically just typing an accent

"Chris was our old Partner don't you know"

No the best Bruce Willis movie is Hudson Hawk

Is he the raccoon? I forgot

@@andrewdozier3920 Yes! How can you forget a masterpiece?

I used to watch that movie every day

That’s cap it’s die hard dummy

Break it down for me,

@Jolly Guardian I will get you anytime, punk!

It’s supposed to be made of a lightweight metal and is very sleek I guess

@@clydeclyde4941 r/woosh

@@clydeclyde4941 these comments are a reference to Ralph's Reprisal review

Were they both in The Expendables?

@@jennifermckay5585 Only Willis.

@@jennifermckay5585 seagul in The Expendables, that crack me up

I'd like to see them on set together too just because that clash of personalities would result in a colossal (and possibly violent) shitshow, but that would never happen. Realistically Seagal would just be saying his lines at Willis' body double.

Bald action star vs a bloated corpse

What happened :o

@@AnnabelleG96 he’s mentally deteriorating and forgetting things really easy

@@AnnabelleG96 the only thing I could find is that Bruce Willis has brain damage as a result of a disorder. Maybe implying that he’s being taken advantage of.

@@AnnabelleG96 Bruce Willis has Aphasia. It’s a language disorder that affects a person’s ability to communicate-it occurs mainly after a stroke or head injury from a growing brain tumour or disease.

@aaronsdavis i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not lmao

I thought we were going to get another video on Steven Seagal as well, based on the end of that video.

*SAKAMOTO SENSEI*

Look up “cumtown steven seagal movies”

@@kingt0295 Seconded, they're hilarious

I was gonna say tenured college professor who doesn’t give a fuck anymore & just lets their TA do all the work.

Harrison Ford in a Vanity Fair interview vibes

Yeah he's probably zooded on some percocet

Yeah major senioritis who’s just taking a few joke classes to flesh out his last couple of credits before graduation

now that's Epic

Professionalism at its best!

It’s kind of hard to emote lines when you have Aphasia and find it hard to comprehend basic things like words and communicating.

No one knew about it at this point no need to be a douche​@itsjustmaddisen

He basically sounds like Homer Simpson too. It's just that Homer is doing more smiling (and donuts) while talking - instead of frowning and grunting.

This whole thing is like some episode where Homer becomes an action actor/ or had a secret career as an action actor when he was younger

I bet that if he gained a little weight his skin would become yellow

glad to see I'm not the only one that knows this

@@Everik-ct6pg Jaundice IS a symptom of liver cirrhosis...

I think we should tell his mom.

I think R stands in this movies for retarded

hi my name is peter

actually they're rated R for Ralph so it's ok

@@bjblazkowicz9755 ayyyy peterrr

An eraserhead when he was young remake - Eraserhead University!

Was he conceived there?

When the fake part of his name is Texas and not Battle

I too miss the black tank top cult.

Now we have Bruce Willis, Steven Seagal and Frank Grillo to carry the Torch of the direct to video action movies.

@@kaykutcher2103 Ahhh... The Movies RLM covered on Best of the Worst, movies made by people who see themselves as “the toughest, sexiest man”.

@@comixproviderftw_02 While in reality they look like middle aged accountants.

Keep an eye on this gem. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fq2bodh9mJ3Ido0.html&ab_channel=NathanShepka

That's how that movie should've ended

Bruce Willis was deader in all these movies than in 6th sense

I have no friends they disappoint me, or maybe I disappoint them or maybe we disappoint each other.

"I see dead people" is a great way to sum up the modern-day experience of watching Bruce Willis films.

Don’t forget Steven Seagal

Or John Cusack

VODiverse.

It would just be full of 100s of interchangeable characters that you could plug and play into their generic role for the movie. You could use them to procedurally generate terrible VODs.

They are all part of the AA cinematic universe already.

Honestly same, Super Nintendo Chalmers.

SEEEEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOOUR

Saaammmeee

🤣🤣 this is how I die... and I'm not even mad

That's because everyone, including Ralph, enunciates poorly. I smirked every time I heard "Pardner".

Oh damn, I thought they were all saying “partner”

A partner and a pardoner are two completely different things, which only increases confusion. Thanks English for being a shit language.

Bruce Willis with his granddad joke powers: “howdy pardoner”

I think of it as "pardoned turkey"

Get out of my head!

Comment posted: 5 DAYS AGO

@@miguelcastro7886 patreon

>starts with a cringe wallet ad NOOOOOOOOOO

@@RadicalRegice Oh, right. Forgot about that.

I don't think he made it, despite your directions.

Steamed hams?

😃😃yes

*gasp* Oh ye gods! My roast is ruined!

I bet he's not even a Super Nintendo.

“break it down for me”

When you have as many expenses as hollywood actors they dont really have a choice in roles.. This is why nice cage also is in like 500 shitty movies lol

@Ibrahim Awad Yeah, Cage at least puts some efford in.

That’s how you know an actor is a good person to talk to.

Yeah i like that as well, he doesn't have inflated self-worth like a lot of actors

@@KiraDidNoWrong8274 That's honestly something I hate to see in Hollywood, especially at award ceremonies like the Oscars. Stars shouldn't take themselves too seriously.

Guy has a keen sense of his own ego, which is rare.

He was in a show called Kingdom, super underrated

There was a news article published a while ago that said Bruce can't even talk anymore. That probably sheds some light on why his later characters tended to talk while facing away from the camera.

It's kind of an evil twist of irony that an actor would get a specific form of dementia that targeted everything first that was important for acting. Now I wish these movies were just him falling out of love with acting, instead of... that.

Well, Bruce Willis is like the physical embodiment of a burn out

Almost changes as much as his backgrounds. It changes every video 😂

That was pretty good

He’s preparing for his self-starring remake of Eraserhead.

@@Necron1999 I came here to say this

He's deranged. You could tell he was collapsing during his Joker review

Right? He looks crazy good probably because he retired from Hollywood and is living on a farm

He'll always be that little boy I knew on Tatooine

@@atomicdancer LOL!

My goodness ani, you (haven't) grown !

He got that good adrenochrome.

Don’t forget Pulp Fiction

I cant either. I love 12 Monkeys.

Agreed 12 Monkeys is wonderful. It's frustrating because Bruce Willis CAN (or at least once could...) act. His characters in the aforementioned 12 Monkeys and something like Death Becomes Her , or Die Hard and the Jackal etc are all polar opposites yet totally convincing. He puts his all into those performances. Now he barely looks capable of getting through a line...

To be fair he does look like a real life superintendent Chalmers

@@cazador6250 super nintendo Chalmers*

God damnit, i literally just bought hard kill, on sale, and it isn't even worth the 5.99 i paid so far

Probably not, the Pardoner’s roast was ruined.

@@christianfilmssstm8933 it is not he could have just sneak out and, you know, buy some burger instead and called it steamed ham?

Ho Lee Shit

And he probably spent half of that day eating, talking on his phone and sitting on the toilet

After that interview Frank Grillo would work with Bruce Willis again in Cosmic Sin.

There is a reason for that, and why Bruce has now retired.

Definitely puts things in perspective.

You can really hear it in Trauma Center, it’s kinda sad but I respect him for continuing as long as he could before it became too debilitating

No, but believe what you want.

@@austins9795 yea I just assumed he was just high as hell on pills or something in that one :/ this is rough

Yeah sure. I doubt he tried at all.

Candidates for Lust, Envy, Wrath, Gluttony? Breen, Wiseau and Travolta should be included somehow.

Gluttony? Brando, or someone else who got fat later in their career. Envy? Van Damme or someone like him, someone trying to become a big star but never became that big.

@animationeer Lust was always the hottest one

No mention of Zack Snyder? Come on, man.

Pet stone, from back in the days zack Snyder isn’t an actor tho

In what?

@@gfamily2478 Moonrise Kingdom and Looper

@I Coroa that was way before.

@broootal yeah, I don't think Wes Anderson chooses good actors as much as he chooses those who better fit his own particular style. I don't think Luke nor Owen Wilson are considered good actors, but they're perfectly adequate for their respective roles in The Royal Tenenbaums; Bill Murray stopped caring years ago, but WS knows how to channel his current apathetic "energy", and so on.

Yes! I've seen most of his better movies over the years, but those are the two where I think he did good acting jobs. I could be prejudiced; I find the character "Bruce Willis", who he usually plays, obnoxious.

caught that too was gonna comment but you beat me to it #geographynerd

Happy to meet some fellow map addicts :)

Welp I'm gonna take a guess and say he didn't know that

@@icedlenin8908 "Mogadishu, Somalia... in case you were thinking of another Mogadishu."

Its probably related to him getting lines fed to him through an ear piece.

I noticed that. He always talked about that promos suck and so on

@@MRADOES04 he needs to get paid. This video is an hour long and thats after cuts and editing. So hours if not days of work. KZfaq pay alone isn't enough i guess. That being said it really was a soulless promo

@@hamburglr1 i don't blame him

He's just dead inside all of the time tho.

@@kloakekloaker1020 he is now dead-er

Apparently they did know, towards the end he was being fed lines during recording / told exactly where to stand etc because he often didn't really know what was going on. The producers let him do it because having him in their shitty movies was the only way anyone would ever hear about them. It was all about making money to them

@@bethstarmer1926 that's depressing

He wasn't affected by his condition when doing these crappy films at the time

He's worth like $250 million dollars so I don't know why he even does it.

@@bigkmoviesandgames worth is total assets. Idk about you but I don't know how to spend houses and boats and stuff.

@@snakeballs8965 I highly doubt all his money is tied up in assets and to spend a boat's a house etc you have to sell it.

He seemingly lost some money on Hollywood Planet and there have been some talk about a profligate lifestyle.

Oh God, it does looks like it So done

...i think it was

Jokes aside, i played that game for a while. Nice game 🙂

@@thecollector427 It IS really fun once you get the hang of it

War thunder's flight characteristics are superior lol

Thanks for your love and support

@@brucewillis3182 lol

What a cringe, yes.

Bruce Willis was never the villain of this story. He was just a man in the system making fat fucking stacks

The entire thing just makes me so cynical about the industry. Like, yeah, good on Bruce for making his money while he could.. but like.... it kind of makes me feel a little despair that it went on for as long as it did and worked as well as it did folding ideas has talked about it a little before, how much of the stuff we consume isn't anyones vision or artistic expression, it's just a product to be sold, produced to fill a slot in future cable syndication schedules. Action isn't the genre it used to be, we don't really have action stars like we used to. And the entire Bruce Willis saga is just such perfect example of the decline of the genre/the industries unwillingness to break from formula It makes more financial sense to have a film basically tarring a stunt double with Willis occasionally being prodded to deliver indecipherable lines than to cast an unknown It's Kafkaesque

@@ruminationstation4200 like the entertainment industry was all wholesome and innocent before this?

It is not like the dude was homeless or anything lol

He probably wouldn't sit still for more than 15 minutes. Its the best they could do

The make-up company is called Bruise Willis which is why it looks like it isn't trying

He isn't trying. He's been on all these direct to tv movies that he films all in a day, gets paid, and leaves. Watch Wtf happened to Bruce Willis.

Considering that email said Bruce was unjustifiably mean to the makeup girl, I think it's fair to just say Bruce Willis proactively makes everything he interacts with, on set, worse.

No, they made Joseph Gordon Levitt look like Bruce willis.

Ye Looper is the last good Bruce Willis movie i can remember seeing.

@@m35cobol We know. That's the joke.

Goddamnit dude, I cannot fucking breathe now. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😩

💀😂

Lmao

So that's why he has no hair. Damn it, now I feel bad for laughing at his baldness.

Thank you for correcting and putting it in a way that is easy to read. My comment would have been too wordy.

@Lurker M yes genocide is clearly the answer

Why are all the pilots Chinese? The flying tigers were American

@@thornie123 its a ccp propaganda film probably

@@nejinaji That is my assumption, as well

This is like a copypasta

How about that episode of mandalorian?? 😱 break it down for me

@@filipboz9578 It's a refence from the "Reprisal" movie that Ralph reviewed in the past.

Was searching the comment section looking for this exact comment lol

@@jamiepollard8093 I work in the service of the people.

"Paranoiaisiseconature"

describe it for me..

*b r e a k i t d o w n f o r m e*

I havent seen Bruce Willis in anything recently, so this video was genuinely saddening to watch. What happened to the enthusiastic, energetic, wise-cracking characters from just a few decades ago? I know he's older now, but its like watching a completely different person! I even googled his age just to make sure he wasn't much, much older than I thought he was. He's acting more like a sluggish, confused 80 year old than a guy in his early-to-mid 60s! :O

@@handsdowntoo7150 I know, right? He was so awesome in the 90's and not just in action movies. I liked him in Hudson Hawk, Death Becomes Her, Pulp Fiction, 5th Element, Death Becomes Her, you name it. But after Die Hard 4 he just gave up I guess.

He is not even acting. He is simply there

@@travisbickle4360 Yep, like a furniture.

The slurring gives it away. He's definitely on something.

I hope you get better...

Stay strong. I know it's hard but you can and will get through it. Take care 💖

"Didn't that guy EVER have hair?" Well I think Bruce did.....in his Moonlighting days. Thought you mean Skinner from Back to the Future (not Chalmers from The Simpsons).

Hope you're prepared for a forgettable cash grab.

Steamed hams

Break it down for me

“We’ll start with that, might be worth checking into”

dont encourage this. that idea would sound better if I didn’t have to look at Bruce’s face

@@TheLevitatingFleem LMAOOO

Bruce Willis still looks too young to play Neil Breen

@@TheLevitatingFleem Make it animated. Boom.

Breen has suck a freakish face that I don’t know who could play him…