Bruiser - BBC Knowledge Fun-Size

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Charlotte and Rob as the high-octane teen presenters in sketches from the short-lived, one-series-only sketch show 'Bruiser' (2000) starring Olivia Colman, Martin Freeman, Matt Holness, Charlotte Hudson, David Mitchell and Robert Webb.
Oh, General Studies. You get such a bad rep. :D
Clips are from episodes 1, 3, 4, 5 and 6

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@patavinity1262 4 жыл бұрын

This really takes me back to being in a British school in the 2000s. It's so perfect.

@katierandall9191 4 жыл бұрын

I did my A-Levels in 2000 and this brings back so many memories 😆

@orlasmyth3409 4 жыл бұрын

The problem is that in 2020 we still get shown these videos

@patavinity1262 4 жыл бұрын

@P N No, I went to school in Wales you insufferable prick.

@stephenTcartwright 4 жыл бұрын

Carol Vorderman's times tables was literally this!

@aidy6000 3 жыл бұрын

@@patavinity1262 go on get him told

@tomverseUK 7 жыл бұрын

Make sure to watch in 144p for the authentic experience

@danielh4836 5 жыл бұрын

while playing loud noises in another youtube tab so the audio is barely hearable

@qbasic16 4 жыл бұрын

aaaah, much better ❤️

@jj_see_film 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like an infidel for not doing this sooner

@nicholarichardson9605 Жыл бұрын

I thought, 'why not' and the I had flashbacks to the drafty temp classroom where we watched the geography lessons.

@saltboy4841 Жыл бұрын

Or a really small flatscreen TV, that was about 5 inches thick, in an ironically contradictory way, connected to your device of choice with a component adaptor

@Djeveldyrker 7 жыл бұрын

"Eureka! Which is philosophy for Hiya!!" Hahah, amazing

@allnamestakenisnot 4 жыл бұрын

I'm actually dead.

@LeighGhostTao 3 жыл бұрын

This is such a good parody it makes other parodies seem weak. This is truly an A-level parody.

@sunsetman22 2 жыл бұрын

_trivier!_

@josemaria8177 Жыл бұрын

It's a great parody because they didn't panic. So remember, that's the first tip. Don't panic

@hithere8753 10 ай бұрын

Fun size

@adampowers6423 4 жыл бұрын

I got a U in General Studies despite giving a proper detailed argument about the war in Iraq. Although looking back, I was incredibly high, and I know absolutely nothing about the war in Iraq

@bensmith5581 3 жыл бұрын

u for utstadning?

@alkrolyd 3 жыл бұрын

@@bensmith5581 U for Unmarked

@TDHurley 3 жыл бұрын

In fairness you probably knew more than Tony Blair did.

@Hi-Fitxt 3 жыл бұрын

@@alkrolyd I think he probably knew that

@scottyunitedboy2925 3 жыл бұрын

@@alkrolyd Unclassified actually

@sneezingjulian 11 жыл бұрын

This is so funny, I remember when all this Bitesize stuff came out and it wanted to get down with all the kids by putting zany characters together with hip modern techno. As my generation come of age, you can all witness the resulting slop

@huwthomas9954 4 жыл бұрын

Haha couldn't have said it better

@brandonmartin-moore5302 4 жыл бұрын

Some of those videos were still up until a couple of years ago, good God they're awful.

@blacktiger171 3 жыл бұрын

@@brandonmartin-moore5302 they took them down? What a tragic loss to man kind. I remember watching these a few years back for my GCSE’s :(

@nilserhard2895 2 жыл бұрын

Sidenote: This has nothing to do with techno. I know, that's not your main argument (and your comment is nine years old), but it still boggles me. One example: Klanglos - Acid Trip. Well known and great Techno track. Apart from it being electronic music and mixed/ produced, it's pretty much the extreme opposite of this... electronic elevator music I guess? :D Anyway, have a good day everyone :)

@grassytramtracks Жыл бұрын

They still show videos like this nearly a quarter of the way through the 21st century

@jkk45 10 жыл бұрын

TRES BIEN!!

@jkk45 7 жыл бұрын

TREYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BIEEEEEEEENNNNN

@jkk45 7 жыл бұрын

NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIBBBBB YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEERRRRRTTTTTTT

@Keisuki 7 жыл бұрын

Wow. You have some dedication

@jkk45 7 жыл бұрын

WillOfTheStars yep

@idot3331 6 жыл бұрын

I FEEL TRÈS BON!

@a.lee713 5 жыл бұрын

"Panicke ye notte" -Me writing classics essays

@petrockspiracy3120 5 жыл бұрын

Robert's looking around in the Geography part is so spot on.

@EugeneOneguine Жыл бұрын

I love that part hahaha, I'm captivated by his mimics during this clip.

@TheBestCommenterEVER 12 жыл бұрын

"EUREKA! which is philosophy for hiya!" goddamn i love this shit

@Samuel_Freakin_Adams 7 жыл бұрын

**T R E S B I E N**

@TheConciseStatement 11 жыл бұрын

Paradise Lost by Roald Dahl got me.

@Jotari 4 жыл бұрын

Isntbthat more or less the plot of Charlie and the chocolate factory?

@Jotari 3 жыл бұрын

@E M M I E W. Can't see who I was replying to originally :( So I'm not sure what I was saying.

@Jotari 3 жыл бұрын

@E M M I E W. Oh wait, I thought I'd replied to some called "Isntbthat" whose comment was deleted, now I see it was just a typo on my part when I should have written Isn't that.

@user-iq3xc5gc1f 6 жыл бұрын

Charlotte Hudson in a beard looks like Ian from Forgotten Weapons.

@shugo541 6 жыл бұрын

ᛋᛖᚪᛉᛖ ᚹᚫᚳᚾᚪᚾ welcome to another GCSE bitesize video, I’m Ian McCollum

@ThisNewHandleSystemSucks 4 жыл бұрын

That's the first thing I thought of haha

@moviewizard471 4 жыл бұрын

you made me spit out my tea ya bastard

@eveningstar7048 4 жыл бұрын

she's fit

@goose4781 4 жыл бұрын

@Anglus Patria Fuckin hell hahahahahahaha

@EREJones 7 жыл бұрын

As an AS EngLit, Geography and French student (also History), I found this resource invaluable. D'accord !

@JL-dance 7 жыл бұрын

E. R. E. Jones man i sure could go for some le whiskey right now

@ridanann 7 жыл бұрын

lol the french for whiskey is eau de vie the english is water of life, its allways ( in gaelic) whiskey time mo cara.

@petrockspiracy3120 4 жыл бұрын

Please can you help? I cannot find Paradise Lost by Roald Dahl. I think it must have been censored.

@WilliamSmith-mx6ze 10 ай бұрын

@@petrockspiracy3120 It's next to Thus Spake Zarathustra by Timmy Mallet.

@lordbuss 3 жыл бұрын

"Philosophy is the study of why stuff is like what it is" is a brilliant phrase, and "work out why everything is like it is" is an accurate summary of how to be a philosopher. Philosophy is definitely the most educational of all A level lessons.

@K0msur 3 жыл бұрын

Being a child in the 2000s, this is accurate. When I watched this for the first time recently, it was really a blast from the past.

@hoho330 10 жыл бұрын

Wow, that actually managed to sum up A Level general studies perfectly.

@shelbyvillerules9962 4 жыл бұрын

She’s really channeling early 2000’s Davina McCall.

@CR-hp4yy 3 жыл бұрын

If I had 15 minutes of fame it would have to be for punching Davina

@WalterLiddy 11 жыл бұрын

This show was so funny - can't understand why it didn't run longer.

@Showsni 8 жыл бұрын

Really sums up General Studies. At my school we did the General Studies exam without doing any lessons in it - got an A.

@MuchWhittering 7 жыл бұрын

I did General Studies for a few weeks in Year 12. I dropped it because I decided that rather than wasting my time in there for an hour a week I'd do something productive like sitting in the 6th Form common room chatting with my friends.

@pineapplepenumbra 4 жыл бұрын

We did General Studies at age 13 - 14, but there was no exam.

@richardjohnson7379 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve never even heard of a general studies course

@morisan42 4 жыл бұрын

@Xyre154 It's probably just a way for colleges to pad out their result, an A in general studies sounds better than a C in something else on the surface

@orangew3988 4 жыл бұрын

My college put every student in for the general studies exam. There technically was a lesson a week, but they didn't actually relate to the exam at all, so I never went. Rumour was the college got £500 for every student that passed, so it was worth the money just to make everyone sit it and take in the money for who passed regardless of any teaching input.

@DodgyDaveGTX 7 жыл бұрын

1:13 When Webb slaps his fingers in the air as he says "D'accord!

@Torthrodhel 4 жыл бұрын

These teaching resources helped me pass all three of the important subjects, Inglish and Maths.

@mattl1962 3 жыл бұрын

Maffs?

@sunsetman22 3 жыл бұрын

brilliant

@samsunguser3148 2 жыл бұрын

Englush and Meths

@garyking1986 4 жыл бұрын

A few years ago in physics my teacher put on a bitesize video of a cool skateboarder bro trying to explain gravity with a kick flip

@nunyabusiness7858 6 жыл бұрын

Love how the philosophy page is under "no turning back zone".

@AH-be6bu 4 жыл бұрын

The funniest thing about this is that everything they said about General Studies is actually true.

@mr.powell8817 2 жыл бұрын

This made by blood boil by forcing recall of the constant, grating down-talk we all received from any and all online resources. I love it

@fruitjuiceshibe 3 жыл бұрын

Robert Webb is such a gem

@butcherboy2008 7 жыл бұрын

Question: Should I panic?

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 жыл бұрын

Depends. Is help at hand?

@pineapplepenumbra 4 жыл бұрын

Best consult The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy on that one.

@Communist-Doge 4 жыл бұрын

TRES BIEN!

@daniellamcgee4251 3 жыл бұрын

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated A somewhat belated comment, but your username is brilliant! I am disappointed that part of me didn't think of it, but I guess I lacked the brain stimulation of this fun-sized knowledge at a suitably impressionable age.

@walterzamalis4846 5 жыл бұрын

As a 00’er the bit where he says “when (Christopher Lambert) is at home, talking French,” is so nostalgic for me. Even the weird hand signals exaggerated by the constantly changing camera angles.

@nevek20 7 жыл бұрын

Because of this single sketch I always say Tres Bien like a complete moron.

@leopotato6932 8 жыл бұрын

"Ethiopia" she says pointing to Australia

@jackwhite3820 8 жыл бұрын

+Leo Potato Potato, Patato ;)

@ticklish1991 7 жыл бұрын

ADIDAS?!?!?!?!?!

@jonasbrm 6 жыл бұрын

Atleast they got the capital right

@lpsp442 6 жыл бұрын

*"ADIDAS?!?!?!?!?"*

@henryambrose8607 6 жыл бұрын

How amusing. I wonder if there are any other jokes in this video?

@literosexual6541 7 жыл бұрын

I'm having GCSE flashbacks!

@reellezahl 7 жыл бұрын

Don’t panic!

@kinspower 6 жыл бұрын

I'm getting motion sickness

@ANiceRoach 4 жыл бұрын

“Like Ethiopia” *points to Australia* I’m dead

@maxthedoomer 9 ай бұрын

Adidas??

@checkout5017 3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if this got played in a school and no one noticed it was a joke

@momotheelder7124 5 жыл бұрын

Learning stuff is normally boring but this show makes it cool and hip!!!!

@johnnyboy3949 5 жыл бұрын

BBC bitesize summarised perfectly. Just a load of nonsense that wasn’t useful told to you by people with less knowledge of the subject then Yourself.

@TheRustAdmin 3 жыл бұрын

than

@NoContextRDH 3 жыл бұрын

It’s so accurate, back then everything was ‘digital, active, computers, online, zone’

@maxthedoomer 9 ай бұрын

.tv

@anotheranomalie 11 жыл бұрын

LOVE the General Studies part. It was compulsory at my school and this is exactly how I felt all the way through the course :3 Seriously though, this is spot on - why are learning programmes so crappy?!

@sebandrews4395 3 жыл бұрын

As a Year 13 in 2020, I can confirm that almost nothing has changed BBC Bitesize-wise. That said, we ARE all panicking because of the national lockdown that destroyed two-thirds of my last schoolyear.

@Lulywulsin 3 жыл бұрын

Naaa I'm yr 13 and I've not got to see a single bitesize video, devastating

@Macho_Fantastico 7 жыл бұрын

I bet Webb was a great raver.

@EXXTSON 7 жыл бұрын

Macho Fantastico lol

@jkk45 7 жыл бұрын

Have you not seen Peep Show?

@rebelfriend1818 5 жыл бұрын

webb isnt a character in peep show

@hughjones4049 4 жыл бұрын

Watch the Peep Show episode when they all go raving.

@hughjones4049 4 жыл бұрын

@@rebelfriend1818 YES BUT WATCH IT ANYWAY.

@superneko99 7 жыл бұрын

i love Roberts "thinker" pose

@WonderzStevey 7 жыл бұрын

i bet it can become a meme.

@willmcpherson2 4 жыл бұрын

As he describes the extinction-by-homosexuality of the Greeks

@robmckennie4203 6 жыл бұрын

G'day! Which is Ethiopian for: hiya!

@mmarkk1990 7 жыл бұрын

So accurate. And the music is so damn catchy

@upsidedown2732 11 жыл бұрын

'Most universities will be more impressed by a twang off the wrists than a A-Level General Studies degree' Fucking brilliant.

@pineapplepenumbra 4 жыл бұрын

It's good that they're honest and threw in at least one genuine fact.

@lunarskyye2680 4 жыл бұрын

I like how they always dancing.

@MalaksMessage 7 жыл бұрын

This is so fucking accurate

@axel8728 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know how I missed this show back in the day.

@DanielSadjadian 3 жыл бұрын

Well at least this episode comes with a happy ending 😂

@Takaouto 12 жыл бұрын

"Sir, there's some French gent-" "I AM NOT 'SOME FRENCH GENT'. I am 'some Belgian gent'." Oh, David Suchet. David, David, David.

@expressrobkill 6 жыл бұрын

tres bien!!

@cappyjones 4 жыл бұрын

"Bollocks to it. It don't matter." 🤣

@LlamaFluff 3 жыл бұрын

That "I think" pose at 5:25 was perfect

@megazenn22 3 жыл бұрын

its deliberately wrong fml

@LlamaFluff 3 жыл бұрын

@@megazenn22 I know, it’s just funny

@CA-ee1et Жыл бұрын

Rodin's 'Le Poseur'.

@DonutDurgn 4 жыл бұрын

This is what you kids have to look forward to when the schools shut in Friday. Enjoy.

@5340robert 4 жыл бұрын

Man this is like every bite size gcse show i ever watched.

@SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe 4 жыл бұрын

So to re-iterate, the advice for A-Level philosophy was: 1. Don't panic 2. Pretend you know what you're doing even if you don't 3. Think hard

@benjaminrobinson7203 3 жыл бұрын

Can’t believe I didn’t notice they mixed up Roald Dahl and John Milton in the “fact 2” portion of the literature thing

@haterology3785 7 жыл бұрын

In other words bbc bitesize

@sebandrews4395 4 жыл бұрын

I’m taking my A-Level studies right now, and this is so painfully true. I guess some things never change

@Brassur 13 жыл бұрын

It's just as accurate as Look Around You :D

@walterzamalis4846 7 жыл бұрын

Gets more and more adult

@brettsinclair4007 2 жыл бұрын

Don't panic 😂, yep brings back memories

@CaptainGrimes1 4 жыл бұрын

Ah General Studies, the pub quiz of A Level

@dronebee83 10 жыл бұрын

I've just realised that woman used to be Anne Robinson's sidekick / researcher on Watchdog.

@IAmPez 4 жыл бұрын

She was also the bitchy one from "Brainiac" during the "I can do science, me" segments. So sexy she is too.

@neuvocastezero1838 2 жыл бұрын

Such a wealth of knowledge, it's FACTASTIC!!

@jarryd13loki 4 жыл бұрын

I learnt a lot from this.

@miscellaneous.7127 6 жыл бұрын

They didn't cover any of my A-level subjects! I'm going to fail without my 3 facts!!!

@TheJas-vr2vr 3 жыл бұрын

1) don't panic, help is at hand 2) hiya

@Lazyguy22 11 жыл бұрын

Bump, bumpadumpadum, badumpadum, ba dumpadada (cymbal crash) IT WON'T LEAVE MY EARS

@lpsp442 6 жыл бұрын

I wonder who made that little ditty, and how much they were payed?

@Notapizzathief 3 жыл бұрын

As a philosophy undergrad I can confirm - this got me into university

@ShootMeMovieReviews 6 ай бұрын

I love the deliberately wrong facts thrown in to annoy us pedants.

@bsbband1 11 жыл бұрын

lol at general studies- actually 3 better bits of advice than my school has given me

@Hascienda27 3 ай бұрын

These are genuinely genius

@westsideisdabest7825 4 жыл бұрын

Philosophy one is really on point.

@helterskeltor2670 3 жыл бұрын

Geography sketch is so good

@Htrac 2 ай бұрын

So true about General Studies.

@jren207 11 жыл бұрын

Adidas!?

@weasel2939 3 жыл бұрын

this is what I used to get through most of school

@RavenWillliams 4 жыл бұрын

Geography one is the best. By far. Seeing the guy in blue dance is amazing. (I don't know his name I only know he's jez from Peep show) I didn't even notice before he pulls his top down after snogging 😂

@FedorDan 12 жыл бұрын

I'd study her generals.

@BenjaminGoose 4 жыл бұрын

Genitals?

@harrynoke6458 4 жыл бұрын

Excellent knockers

@neilkeepingitreal 4 жыл бұрын

I have been scrolling down just to find comments from some like minded people to myself and yes... I'd definitely hang out the back of her she's probably even fitter now

@hughjones4049 4 жыл бұрын

@@BenjaminGoose That was the pun.

@awz.4080 3 жыл бұрын

@EastEndery lmfaooooooo

@morgzcoopz2955 5 жыл бұрын

This is a painfully accurate

@mattpreece6106 2 жыл бұрын

Yup ... it was indeed like this

@linuxducky 2 жыл бұрын

I did A level philosophy for a month and felt like I was high

@musmodtos 4 ай бұрын

Having sat my A-levels in 2004 I almost overlooked this as parody.

@robinturnbull1731 3 жыл бұрын

I wished they showed us this ahahah

@fordprefect1925 2 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing this stuff at primary school.

@NoContextRDH 3 жыл бұрын

TRES BIEN button -> 0:51

@EugeneOneguine Жыл бұрын

The transition to the river is so cringe hahaha, they nailed it

@bobthebuilder6553 2 жыл бұрын

I forgot how big video tape boxes were.

@bigbelix 3 жыл бұрын

Pointed to Australia but at least the capital was correct lmao.

@TetrisH8er 4 жыл бұрын

Philosophy does my head in

@GodotOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

Don’t panic!

@sludgewave4786 3 жыл бұрын

As a french guy, I'm impressed by the accuracy.

@jogiff 3 жыл бұрын

Is your name Christof Lambear?

@Rabascan 3 жыл бұрын

This triggers my fight or flight response.

@OSDevon 7 жыл бұрын

Damn, i really wish I had that instrumental

@tamsandwich7459 6 жыл бұрын

TREY BYEHH

@ChnHzh 7 жыл бұрын

don't panick!

@KaslarProductions 13 жыл бұрын

Tres Bien!

@cow_tools_ 2 жыл бұрын

The background music is legitimately good. I need to find it.

@hamzasalahuddin6288 3 жыл бұрын

back when the camera moved more than the script itself

@herbiehusker1889 4 жыл бұрын

Le whiskey. Très bien

@foxygramp_1973 4 жыл бұрын

There's like 50 dutch angles. I don't if I can feel any more uneasy