Bruiser - Life-weary Father

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13 жыл бұрын

David as the father, tired of life and Olivia as his long-suffering daughter in sketches from the short-lived, one-series-only sketch show 'Bruiser' (2000) starring Olivia Colman, Martin Freeman, Matt Holness, Charlotte Hudson, David Mitchell and Robert Webb.
All clips are from episode 5

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@shitposterone 9 жыл бұрын

I think he does poison.

@meat_mage 7 жыл бұрын

Mert Karaca but what sort,

@bruhfunnies3441 7 жыл бұрын

Planet Zorgon Rat poison sir

@Not-an-Alien 7 жыл бұрын

whats in it how does it work why do they die?

@Not-an-Alien 6 жыл бұрын

I beg your pardon?

@Diggnuts 6 жыл бұрын

A pet that looks like "THIS"!

@charlieadams2084 8 жыл бұрын

Oh go on, kill me, it'll be ever so quick

@samseidel9917 7 жыл бұрын

I happened to read that exactly as he said it. It was like his voice was the subvocalization voice in my head. That was quite the experience.

@halyorke1539 6 жыл бұрын

Sam Seidel Holy shit same that comment is fucking cursed

@solidbloke 5 жыл бұрын

@@halyorke1539 deadset

@verymud578 4 жыл бұрын

That's a Morrisey lyric right there haha

@lordoftea2753 7 жыл бұрын

"Tempting, isn`t it, darling?"

@sophovot5079 9 жыл бұрын

I love how chipper he sounds

@agdgdgwngo 4 жыл бұрын

"Tempting isn't it darling?" why does this remind of some over 50s life insurance adverts

@nemesisslr 4 жыл бұрын

Best comment ever!

@shayZero 4 жыл бұрын

They are maybe a year away from straight out saying "OI! Old fuck! Remember youre going to die soon? No? Idiot!" Sun life insurance

@Pining_for_the_fjords 8 жыл бұрын

I love how he took a wad of money, a candlestick, a lead piping, a piece of wood and a bottle of poison into the coffin with him.

@urgamecshk 7 жыл бұрын

Conway79 Clue ;)

@Pining_for_the_fjords 7 жыл бұрын

Julius Jahn Doh!

@FFKonoko 7 жыл бұрын

Clue? Spotted the american, I think. Pretty interesting on this video.

@Pining_for_the_fjords 7 жыл бұрын

Julius Jahn To explain my reply, in Britian we call it Cluedo.

@JL-dance 7 жыл бұрын

Conway79 thats weird why would they call it cluedo in england but clue in north america?

@augustusegg7324 7 жыл бұрын

Five hundred smackeroonies will buy you a lot of blind eyes.

@When_did_they_add_handles 7 жыл бұрын

The best part is how casually they discuss this.

@judgenitsuj4402 5 жыл бұрын

They're British

@LilKumStainzz 4 жыл бұрын

It's Britain, where we are all so depressed due to decades of shit weather and terrible politicians we talk about suicide like we discuss the morning weather

@tomlxyz 3 жыл бұрын

I actually knew someone old who talked like that about wanting to die, although not requesting to be killed, and everyone around has had a casual response to it

@borednerd5767 3 жыл бұрын

@@LilKumStainzz ah now i know where generation z got it from

@chaotickreg7024 3 жыл бұрын

@@borednerd5767 That's why we call them Zoomers, they're Zooming into the grave.

@aModernDandy 11 жыл бұрын

"500 smackaroonies buy you a lot of blind eyes" - how can you even come up with something that brilliant :D

@thatdutchguy2882 6 жыл бұрын

aModernDandy The Cray Twins me old china.

@kael13 7 жыл бұрын

The acting and writing of this are just perfect.

@superleipoman 5 жыл бұрын

Like so many of their sketches, it's amazing.

@azureprophet 2 жыл бұрын

She didn't win a best actress for nothing :-)

@NxDoyle 6 жыл бұрын

I do love how Olivia's very small reaction to David coming to life scared the life out of her.

@robertnett9793 4 жыл бұрын

It's a British thing. They're required by law to don't show emotions.

@zacmumblethunder7466 4 жыл бұрын

@@robertnett9793 Not unless it's on some damned awful reality show where the contestant is obliged to tearfully announce that they are heartbroken that their pineapple and marmite spongecake with espresso icing didn't win the contest as the recipe had been dictated to them by their grandmother on her death bed.

@robertnett9793 4 жыл бұрын

@@zacmumblethunder7466 Ah. No rule without exception I suppose :D

@ilesalmo7724 7 жыл бұрын

The opposite of "i'm not dead. I feel fine"

@alexanderx33 5 жыл бұрын

Think I'll go for a walk

@Aimtofflan 8 жыл бұрын

I want 500 smackaroonies.

@leonjackson4274 7 жыл бұрын

am calling scottish on this one, a want ma smackaroonies bloody no voters

@lyricbot8513 7 жыл бұрын

leon Jackson omg XD sorry about the leave vote. The Tories have all our smackeroons. If you whack them, you can have it all.

@Straddock 7 жыл бұрын

do you live in Kilburn?

@filthyanimal1067 4 жыл бұрын

Get an Offshore job,800 smackeroonies per day.

@ChrisG140907 3 жыл бұрын

Would you go blind for it?

@HaonProductions 2 жыл бұрын

Great performance from Anthony Hopkins here in "The Father", I can see why he won the Oscar for it

@hamishwhitehenderson5197 Жыл бұрын

I thought of this exactly when I watched the trailer.

@e.d.1642 7 ай бұрын

Thanks to you I'll go watch that movie it seems pretty good

@Telecasta108 7 жыл бұрын

If I ever have kids this is how it'll be.

@goodmerchant9925 6 жыл бұрын

@BlueBird-wb6kb 6 жыл бұрын

Well I have Neices .. close enough

@acid3129 4 жыл бұрын

mine is only 4 i have a few more years left before she can rig a car bomb

@ralek592 3 жыл бұрын

@@acid3129 wait until she's at least 25 you don't wanna feel like your child was possessed by some horror movie spirit and is listening to the voices in her head to kill her father. Children killing people is always creepy no matter how you put it, with adults its a bit better.

@acid3129 3 жыл бұрын

@@ralek592 it's fine I just taught her how to make a fall down the stairs look like an accident and I have a 9 month old son now he will learn from his big sis

@jincyquones 7 жыл бұрын

I do dribble. I can't remember things. Who are you?! Where's the ring road? I'm bamboozled. Pltbltbl....

@Moamanly 5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a certain member of the Royal Family, doesn't it?

@alexblack8634 4 жыл бұрын

@@Moamanly The Prince of Wales or The Duke of Edinburgh?

@Moamanly 4 жыл бұрын

@@alexblack8634 The Duke....

@saint3211 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like our PM

@olearris 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like my president XD

@nigeh5326 3 жыл бұрын

‘You’re not dead’ ‘No but I’m very comfy’ Lol 😃👍

@makeitthrough_ Жыл бұрын

"I can afford it, _I've got the moolah!"_ How is this not a meme yet?!

@Secundussy 7 жыл бұрын

As a person living in Bath, I can state that we have loads of hitmen.

@vidiveniviciDCLXVI 5 жыл бұрын

He wasn't talking about wife beaters.

@banpls7360 5 жыл бұрын

@@vidiveniviciDCLXVI i focking spat my tea

@lukeothedukeo 5 жыл бұрын

@@banpls7360 You sir or madam, are ridiculously British.

@stevecooksley 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure Cage could do it in between making mediocre movies.

@hannibalburgers477 4 жыл бұрын

@Professional Keyboard Warrior I wish I had both feet. Check your feet previlage

@Squelch133 8 жыл бұрын

She is so lovely :-)

@DaveDexterMusic 3 жыл бұрын

I like to think that this is how Mark and Sophie would have got on if they're moved into Nana's cottage. They'd have had lots of fun. In fact, let's retcon: this is Mark and Sophie in Nana's cottage. Mark's happy with his light duties at the seed factory. Sophie's settled. It's all good.

@vadimkalinin7 6 жыл бұрын

"Slip theze babis to da pigs, 500 smackarunies will buy you a lot of blind eyes" my quote of the day.

@mvolestrangler 5 жыл бұрын

"Youre not mad youre just silly"

@BridieMaher 7 жыл бұрын

too relatable

@raymondraptorclaw2901 5 жыл бұрын

“No chance of a dash of bleach, I suppose?”

@Robberbarron27 7 жыл бұрын

What happened to the days when on Thursday we would all put our dead loved ones on carts and have them taken away. I miss those days.

@MetaalMeerkat 6 жыл бұрын

"Bring out the dead"

@TheOneLichemperor 6 жыл бұрын

"I can't take him; it's against regulation!"

@MrEAus 5 жыл бұрын

@@MetaalMeerkat I'm feeling better...

@ChitenBugMan 5 жыл бұрын

Ho please take me, I'm sure I'll be dead soon! I'll even give you five hundred smackeroons to wack me over the head with that club

@MrBalaki97 5 жыл бұрын

Bring out yer dead. But sir I'm not dead.

@MarquisSmith 3 жыл бұрын

This version of The Father is way less depressing.

@madnessbydesign1415 3 жыл бұрын

This skit kills me every time. Not a wasted frame... :)

@fenhen 4 жыл бұрын

There was a WILTY episode where Mitchel didn’t know what a candlestick was. And yet here is holding one, clearly calling it a candlestick.

@adamwatson9112 7 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I love the Cluedo references.

@FakeHero9 7 жыл бұрын

Got to love how the father looks younger than the daughter

@When_did_they_add_handles 7 жыл бұрын

Vampires don't age.

@changer_of_ways_999 2 жыл бұрын

@@When_did_they_add_handles Well, that just sucks.

@SuikaKiyou Жыл бұрын

@@changer_of_ways_999 Well yes, that's what vampires are known for

@AOTS123 6 жыл бұрын

I love her attitude & accent and bangs. so hoooot

@miambao 6 жыл бұрын

He couldn't look younger if he tried.

@connorxx7180 6 жыл бұрын

So many good quotes

@rich7787 2 жыл бұрын

I’m in my thirties and I already relate to that dude, hahaha

@ExBruinsFan 7 жыл бұрын

How could ANYONE kill David Mitchell? Now, Robert Webb - on the right day...

@ArchHippy 4 жыл бұрын

IDK why, but this works much better as a YT clip than in the format of a sketch show.

@sbraypaynt 3 жыл бұрын

Now I know how Olivia prepped for playing the Queen

@fidgetthescout9142 6 жыл бұрын

"Sheila Pope, in the drawing room, with the lead piping"

@jasondaviesdavies6552 4 жыл бұрын

You can't beat British humour

@hippy282 2 жыл бұрын

This sketch is perfect! Love every bit!

@HarryDaniel31756 5 жыл бұрын

David Mitchell is brilliant

@SocksMacguffin 11 жыл бұрын

1:42 I know precisely what I'm doing on April Fools day when I'm 80.

@TheWoody3322 11 жыл бұрын

I think Olivia Coleman is better still. She's going to be Dame Olivia Coleman one day mark my words..

@miriamspringett3797 6 жыл бұрын

...and now she's going to be playing Queen Elizabeth ! :)

@jimmypadilla3441 5 жыл бұрын

Well she's already won the Oscar!

@Christian-rn1ur 3 жыл бұрын

@@jimmypadilla3441 Oscar? That's great, nice and heavy, could bash my skull in with that.

@zilithbasham1683 6 жыл бұрын

Dude, this is me when I get old.

@bravetherainbow 2 жыл бұрын

Their speaking is so good in this, especially Olivia's

@cdname47 4 жыл бұрын

That coffin was like the tardis with all the things in there with him

@netboy288 3 жыл бұрын

I love the way she says "Hit Men"

@martinchu420 4 жыл бұрын

I feel this is how Rise of Skywalker was supposed to end.

@owenlee6125 4 жыл бұрын

How did I never see this show until now

@BluJean6692 2 жыл бұрын

This is so strangely adorable...

@angelfan16 4 жыл бұрын

This has an academy award winning actor in this.

@rtas 7 жыл бұрын

b a m b o o z l e d

@tinaloye2014 6 жыл бұрын

Her accent is so charming

@NeZversSounds 7 жыл бұрын

WTF, this is a gold mine! Why haven't I heard of them?

@Eisenwulf666 4 жыл бұрын

I want to take a moment and point out how completely gorgeous and fabulous Olivia is. Carry on

@GavTatu 4 жыл бұрын

she is here.....i totally would !

@WhatUpDoe1000 4 жыл бұрын

There are nudes of her from a movie she did recently. Google it. You're welcome.

@GavTatu 4 жыл бұрын

@@WhatUpDoe1000 do you mean 'confetti' ? or something newer ?

@Chester_Cheeki 6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit this is gold! Why am I now discovering this.

@Providence83 7 жыл бұрын

Does she do poison?

@AmpleWarning 9 ай бұрын

My God, discovering this show is the highlight of my year

@airing6327 3 жыл бұрын

It was the daughter and she did it with a candlestick in the living room.

@littoww 4 жыл бұрын

Olivia looks really pretty with that hair :)

@GeFlixes 3 жыл бұрын

A mindset we should all aspire to.

@Jonatron101 10 жыл бұрын

You do any poison?

@burntgrahamcracker2866 9 жыл бұрын

no this is the internet we do... internet stuff

@-BlazeK- 9 жыл бұрын

jack brearley he was referencing another sketch

@burntgrahamcracker2866 9 жыл бұрын

i know

@greatrash 7 жыл бұрын

Do you do poison?

@al-weaboo 6 жыл бұрын

No, this is KZfaq, we do demonetization.

@wololo3781 3 жыл бұрын

0:44 The Father (2020)

@boltzenberg6836 3 жыл бұрын

0:44 that, it turns out, was an Oscar worthy concept

@AbdallahBiri 6 жыл бұрын

Amazing comedy

@lubzbie 12 жыл бұрын

Woo Kilburn! Love David Mitchell :)

@alexanderm2220 4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't do it, I don't have the technical know-how

@michaelinnamorato2228 3 жыл бұрын

I know it’s a joke, but that inheritance line is really sad in the context of the situation. Notice how he wants to die after his wife and dog are gone, even though his daughter is still alive.

@m3chanist 2 жыл бұрын

Ha you are definitely overthinking it.

@jmbenny63 11 жыл бұрын

Stake through the heart, pretend I'm a vampire! XD

@bigrick1226 6 жыл бұрын

This is me and I walk into my exams

@peterkirby7546 3 ай бұрын

Unironically my gran in the years before she passed.

@beheadedfrito3544 5 жыл бұрын

Bruiser is so good, yet we never got a Bruiser 2???

@steveforest8385 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, but they made loads more shows under the 'Mitchell & Webb' title. Does it really matter that they weren't still called 'Bruiser'?

@gabescrazy5504 2 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to add something many have missed, the hitman he knows is located in "Killburn"

@SparklyRodentTheFirst 8 жыл бұрын

The candlestick x'D

@irishnonsensegaming 7 жыл бұрын

2017 Mood, I think.

@frankman2 5 жыл бұрын

I can totally relate ...

@taliakellegg5978 3 жыл бұрын

i just realized that the daughter lost her mother and her dog and that's the reason she doesn't want to kill her father

@dukejoseph3997 3 жыл бұрын

or it a chore and the fact she could go to prison if she did

@KawaiiStars 2 жыл бұрын

omg the lady from the crown and the favourite olivia coleman

@chickenmonger123 3 жыл бұрын

I really like this, it’s a reversal. I want to be that honest if I ever get that old. I’d like to think that I’ll have the balls to buck up and do the numbers. It seems a curse to myself to just continue on because I can still breath. Mostly. I love my grandmother. My maternal great grandmother. (They all had kids young.) I’d hate for her to stick around in pain if she didn’t want too. And if she does I’d be heartbroken if she did it just because she was scared, or didn’t know what else to do. She is hitting 80 soonish. And is still mobile, and functional, and live on her own. As long as she is satisfied, I love to have her. But if she wants to go... I’d be willing to let her go gently. Respectfully.

@Taurmin 3 жыл бұрын

This show had an amazing cast, how the heck did it only last a single season?

@squatchjosh1131 Жыл бұрын

It had a really stellar cast, it might have been because Ricky Gervais (he was one of the writers) and Martin Freeman broke off to focus more on The Office. It's not like Mitchell and Webb couldn't get another sketch show, they were on their feet in no time with another one and still brought Olivia Coleman along. The Mitchell and Webb show was basically Bruiser but with a slighty reworked cast so I think that really could be the reason.

@SimonMoon5 3 жыл бұрын

So relatable.

@andrechunbo 2 жыл бұрын

D- Do... Do you DO YOU DO POISON??

@obviouslytwo4u 2 жыл бұрын

Sheila Pope in the drawing room, kill me with a lead pipe🤣🤣🤣

@theylivewesleep.5139 2 жыл бұрын

The film ‘The Father’ existing where Olivia Coleman plays a similar role makes this even more funny.

@LTD538 Жыл бұрын

this seems like its pulled straight out of Oblivion

@CorndogBrownie 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like dad

@femboygaming64 6 жыл бұрын

bamboozled

@NoBody-dk6qi 4 жыл бұрын

MOOD

@nightmaresand808s 6 жыл бұрын

i am mad, stake thru the heart, pretend i'm a vampire please kill me.

@AR-kf8dr 8 жыл бұрын

I live in Kilburn:))

@joansmith69 8 жыл бұрын

+A Raad Do you know the guy? Or are you the guy?

@Thikron 8 жыл бұрын

+A Raad I live in Bath!

@lyricbot8513 7 жыл бұрын

John Smith I am the guy

@AR-kf8dr 6 жыл бұрын

Both

@kellinwitte7343 6 жыл бұрын

Best name for a city ever.

@noahstorstein7313 2 жыл бұрын

2:35 good, goood. feel your anger, give in to your hate. STRIKE ME down

@HCvertigo 7 жыл бұрын

Dark and funny.

@DukeOfKidderminster Жыл бұрын

At last I feel represented.

@lugialover09 Жыл бұрын

Same

@thomasedgerley7453 8 жыл бұрын

Can't he just go to a Swiss clinic?

@rvnscr 8 жыл бұрын

He has the moolah.

@camerontrivett3808 7 жыл бұрын

Not with her inheritance

@Catonzo 7 жыл бұрын

I'm of the understanding that they don't actually kill people who are not suffering of either life-altering illnesses that will only get worse or are already dying, albeit slowly and painfully. Depression or being life weary is not exactly either of those.

@1theemaxx 7 жыл бұрын

Well, she did say he has less than a year left...

@emw1994 5 жыл бұрын

That is my inheritance, you are not frittering it away on a mad doctor in Switzerland!

@christschinwon Жыл бұрын

Olivia Coleman had the Queen voice down there and then. Wasn't much of a stretch!

@Pyriphlegeton 2 жыл бұрын

*looks 50* "You got a year left at most!"

@davimurph 2 ай бұрын

I was wondering why they'd go all the way to London for a hitman when you're bound to be able to get one in Bristol, which is much closer. Then I realised that there is something inherently funny about someone saying Kilburn in that accent that they are using.

@maxjones503 5 жыл бұрын

Dammit, I live in Bath. I guess I can't get anyone killed very easily.

@kellydalstok8900 3 жыл бұрын

In the detective series MacDonald and Dodds plenty of people get killed in Bath. Are you saying that’s all fiction?

@maxjones503 3 жыл бұрын

@@kellydalstok8900 Oh no it's 100% accurate to how the city is now. The gritty and serious tone of the show clearly reflects the way the crime rate has risen in the last two years.