Bruiser - Husband & Wife

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13 жыл бұрын

Martin and Olivia as the lower-middle-class husband and wife in a documentary-type-thing in sketches from the short-lived, one-series-only sketch show 'Bruiser' (2000) starring Olivia Colman, Martin Freeman, Matt Holness, Charlotte Hudson, David Mitchell and Robert Webb.
Oh, Martin. You're so fish-belly white it almost makes me cry. On the other hand, that's only one single layer of cloth separating my eyes from his bollocks. XD
"No, I like 'em." -- Best line. Ever. Martin in beads is ADORABLE.
Clips are from episodes 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5

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@otocan 7 жыл бұрын

Olivia Coleman does a really good job with her character here, I keep forgetting it's her.

@RickReasonnz 6 жыл бұрын

Amazing actress

@DaisyLea 5 жыл бұрын

And the Oscar goes to!

@Michael_______ 4 жыл бұрын

@@RickReasonnz that's all I know

@eedobee 4 жыл бұрын

Oscar winning

@WalterLiddy 4 жыл бұрын

This is how I knew she was destined to be a great actress - her characters even in these sketches had a reality about them.

@LadyGigglesnort 9 жыл бұрын

"I've only been gay since last Tuesday" tears of laughter!

@belickpha1546 4 жыл бұрын

Chris Bakewell is a ride or die friend. We all need a friend like Chris.

@MoldyWarts 11 жыл бұрын

Lol. That's the greatest reaction. "I haven't enjoyed sex with you for the last 8 months." *next episode* "I"m gay."

@StevieRevbo 3 жыл бұрын

HE's enjoyed it tho, lol

@jasonmurdoc9533 7 ай бұрын

Well he’s only been gay since last Tuesday. Give him some slack

@sharperguy 6 жыл бұрын

"You've got to work on your communication skills you stupid bitch." Brilliant quote.

@jacobm223 4 жыл бұрын

"No..Not up the ass. I wouldn't do that to you, mate." ROFL

@plasticwrapcharlie 3 жыл бұрын

"Just say you gobbled me off. Alright, then I gobbled you off."

@ralek592 3 жыл бұрын

@@plasticwrapcharlie The fact that Chris has to put up with his mate's bullshit but also wants to keep his pride in those little things

@plasticwrapcharlie 3 жыл бұрын

@@ralek592 sure, sure. It has nothing to do with minor homophobia...

@honesttroll3463 2 жыл бұрын

@@plasticwrapcharlie you don’t see the joke

@jamesablandishment Жыл бұрын

arse

@McDADDyK 6 жыл бұрын

Thing is they actually seem like a real british couple

@newrev9er 4 жыл бұрын

That is so fucking sad

@lpdvines 4 жыл бұрын

It’s probably based on Robert Webb’s parents.

@gordonramsdale 4 жыл бұрын

@@newrev9er Welcome to britain, these people are everywhere

@bfc2155 4 жыл бұрын

@@gordonramsdale are you one of them?

@Liofa73 4 жыл бұрын

Master Chef --- A chav couple...

@valeriestylinson9548 9 жыл бұрын

'Can I have my beads back?' 'No, I like them'

@scottscott232 3 жыл бұрын

I can see why Olivia Colman has won so many awards. Her talent is without end. The number of characters that she can take on is amazing.

@StalwartShinobi 2 жыл бұрын

too true! i only watched this show for these two although rob and david are quality they arent the most diverse, also love that other bloke that plays garth morengie

@PolythenePam0451 10 ай бұрын

especially considering this is her first role

@kukurydza007 7 жыл бұрын

20 years later...DO YOU DO POISON?

@JD-wi2kg 4 жыл бұрын

Do you sell battering spades

@elephant_888 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯

@Jojozilla426 3 жыл бұрын

@@JD-wi2kg BATTERING SPADES for battering a person

@sigynigy Жыл бұрын

Could a holiday kill a person?

@reginald7214 9 күн бұрын

😂😆

@babalonne1770 7 жыл бұрын

"Who was that, then?" "That was uhh... gay. ...gay chat line."

@charlieadams2084 9 жыл бұрын

Martin Freeman is one of my favorite actors ever. He is also just an amazing actor.

@aimbotscott 8 жыл бұрын

+Charlotte Adams he seems to pull off anything he tries. fun to watch.

@Valkbg 3 жыл бұрын

For 20 years he acts the same way. Basically the British Jim Kerry

@stephenreeds3672 3 жыл бұрын

This is the best thing he's done. I'm afraid that couple are so realistic. Only just come across this prog. It is brilliant

@johnnymacf1 3 жыл бұрын

@@Valkbg clearly not watched him in many roles.

@SehnsuchtYT 3 жыл бұрын

This is a strangely accurate depiction of a very particular type of English couple

@littoww 4 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favourite sketches. There's no gimmick to it, or like a punchline or joke as such, it's just dialogue between two characters. I have met people exactly like the husband and wife, a very certain kind of British person that these two portray perfectly, not just with the London working class accent, but their mannerisms and idiosyncrasies. The kind of language they use and the way they lay out their ideas and thoughts is just so fucking accurate to that certain type of people you meet in London, the UK and probably elsewhere in the world. And it's just them talking and the writing is just fantastic because while it's very funny, plays out like it could be an actual real conversation a couple would have.

@oak1739 4 жыл бұрын

"You're supposed to be obedient and dress like a sort of under-cover nun"

@bodiedoyletheprofessionals6796 6 жыл бұрын

No, not up the arse. I wouldn't do that to you, mate.

@C3asar1Sh0me 8 жыл бұрын

"Being married to an infidel ......" - Best line ever

@nathanmelon5215 7 жыл бұрын

"Gayity gayness" my new favourite saying

@manfrombritain6816 3 жыл бұрын

"ohh that is such a load of venutian shit" is fucking genius

@FlawedFabrications 3 жыл бұрын

"I haven't enjoyed sex with you for the last 8 months." "I have." LOL what a chad

@deale77 10 жыл бұрын

a bit of gay chat. Fucking brilliant.

@CorvoFG 3 жыл бұрын

“I saw it when it was worth looking at” Savage..😂😂

@terrorcottaclayman7357 4 жыл бұрын

No wonder these two went on to have the successful careers they have. Brilliant as these characters 😂😂😂😂

@edpistemic 4 жыл бұрын

"Where in the koo-ran?"

@mateuszstepniewski5954 3 жыл бұрын

@Anglus Patria you are meant to dress like a undervover nun😂😂

@jmbenny63 11 жыл бұрын

"I looked into his eyes, and I saw murder."

@gkidz4 8 жыл бұрын

Martin Freeman and Olivia Colman on the same screen is just.... ahhhhh.

@wannabe.rory.gilmore 11 жыл бұрын

*doorbell rings* "That'll be Chris, come to kill me." "I hope he's brought his flag." Hahahaha :'D

@lauraireson6358 6 жыл бұрын

The best line.

@Beepsa 4 жыл бұрын

@@lauraireson6358 and best accompanying facial expression!

@Pining_for_the_fjords 8 жыл бұрын

I've watched this so many times, and I've just realised they have the sofa in the middle of the lounge and facing away from the TV and coffee table.

@BazColne 4 жыл бұрын

Pining for the fjords - Like you might do if someone had come into your house to interview you.

@tradtke101 9 ай бұрын

I will never put a TV in front of a sofa in my house. I hate the whole "tv is the center of our lives" thing. Tv is a solo activity; if I have company I want to have conversation. I mean, in theory. I haven't *had* company, per se, yet. But I only just turned 40 so it will probably happen eventually and I will let you know how it turns out.

@Ch50304 4 жыл бұрын

I love how they behave like a normal couple, it adds to the funny bits, makes everything he says all the more absurd, and she plays the harried wife excellently.

@BazColne 4 жыл бұрын

In my opinion these are amongst Coleman's best performances.

@alixena9340 9 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. "well, I hope he's brought his flag" bahahahahahaha, you gotta sympathize. And Martin Freeman, he is just ridiculously perfect at anything he tries.

@feefee6889 5 жыл бұрын

Gary is an emotional roller coaster I love it 😂😂😂😂

@wanderingrandomer 9 жыл бұрын

I'm loving all these Americans on Bruiser clips that only know Martin Freeman for The Hobbit. Bless!

@coupledyetivonvanderburg5385 9 жыл бұрын

You've got to wonder if they've even watched Hitchhiker's Guide at bare minimum.

@TrekkieGamerOtaku 9 жыл бұрын

I'm American and I've known him in other movies, besides The Hobbit and Sherlock.

@emcee2k965 9 жыл бұрын

WanderingRandomer I'm an American and I don't only know him from The Hobbit. There's also Fargo.

@ineffablemars 7 жыл бұрын

I'm American, I first knew him from the office

@davidmcginness6718 7 жыл бұрын

Pff Freeman is easy, he's an international star who's appeared on 3 massively successful shows and several prominant films. Coleman is the real challenge. Only real fans of British comedy can point to her works off the top of their head

@MatthewJBD 4 жыл бұрын

"You're supposed to be obedient and dress like an undercover nun" 😂

@pjmathison9787 3 жыл бұрын

Olivia Coleman actually won an Oscar for this, it just came late

@crystadette 10 жыл бұрын

Martin Freeman AND Olivia Colman IN A SKETCH SHOW why haven't i found this before

@CricketEngland 4 жыл бұрын

Because it wasn’t very good at the time and did not get the viewing figures.....

@infideluk 3 жыл бұрын

@@CricketEngland it was on a digital tv channel called uk play, hardly anyone had digital back then.

@OmanshuThapliyal 7 жыл бұрын

Olivia is awesome in this sketch!

@RP-dy5mu 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know you guys, but this is probably the single greatest collection of actors with the best deliveries on the planet. I mean every clip is just a banger it's ASTOUNDING.

@jessicalee333 7 жыл бұрын

"You're supposed to dress like a kinda undercover nun"

@tonelemoan Жыл бұрын

"No not up the arse mate, I wouldn't that to ya!" hilarious.

@i4dezign73 9 жыл бұрын

What a great find. I know Colman worked a lot with her comedy buddies Webb and Mitchell, but I've never seen these. Thanks for posting So funny!

@Taobeth 9 жыл бұрын

dress like an undercover nun hahahahhahha

@kayteejay122 6 жыл бұрын

Martin Freeman is a national treasure

@dylanmonstrum1538 3 жыл бұрын

@Cian MacGana yeah it's be fashionable to hate him, so the 99.7% of the internet will jump on, just because.

@southstar66 4 жыл бұрын

This is actually a perfect example of a stable relationship. Communication is key 👌

@putaindenoix Жыл бұрын

You need to work on your communication skills you stupid bitch

@happy_camper 3 жыл бұрын

Somehow the Spurs shirt was the perfect touch

@nsoper19 7 жыл бұрын

Olivia Coleman is such a good actress. She was always under appreciated in mitchell and webb and Peep Show

@Sarah-no7lv 4 жыл бұрын

She was given loads of screen time. Under appreciated my arse. Shut your mouth up.

@skezz6607 4 жыл бұрын

@@Sarah-no7lv calm down you dopey twat

@umarganai3492 4 жыл бұрын

@@Sarah-no7lv lol so angry

@flisspaps2379 4 жыл бұрын

Wonder what ever happened to her?

@SaberRexZealot 4 жыл бұрын

FLISS PAPS uh she got an oscar last year I think

@stephenpowers51 12 жыл бұрын

I love Olivia Coleman, and oh my, she looks fine here.

@TwilightEpiphany 5 жыл бұрын

i first saw olivia colman in this video and i'm so glad she's come so far, winning an oscar and all

@windalfalatar333 2 жыл бұрын

Fucking awesome!! These could almost be actual people. This could almost be an actual reality show. They've got everything down to a tee. The slightly tilted lampshade, the Sun newspaper, the furniture, the clothes, the characters. Fucking wonderful.

@Spanyah 12 жыл бұрын

"gimme my beads back" "no I like them"

@thefartydoctor 9 жыл бұрын

I could watch this for hours haha

@ILoveFlowers45 9 жыл бұрын

"No I don't!" "SEE! You didn't think that through"

@MetalGearTenno 3 жыл бұрын

"I've only been gay since last tuesday". 😂😂😂

@izzy1933 6 жыл бұрын

gary it's hardly gonna titillate me

@siennaeleanora5352 10 жыл бұрын

Martin Freeman is such a great actor. He can do anything from comedy like this to dark-humored intelligent shows like Sherlock. Not to mention the many date movies, fantasy movies, and various other comedies he's starred in. His talent is truly something to be reckoned with.

@jimenajuarez_jimena_who 9 жыл бұрын

can you name some date movies of him? i wanna see some :D

@tiffanyeast-ferry4000 9 жыл бұрын

jimena juarez Love Actually and Swinging with the Finkels are two to check out

@jimenajuarez_jimena_who 9 жыл бұрын

I've only seen the first one, will check Swinging with the Finkels :) thanx!! Tiffany East-Ferry

@james25duckie3 4 жыл бұрын

Sherlock is my favorite show of all time, and I absolutely LOVED him in Cargo and Fargo

@haritc8462 6 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who is genuinely 100% like this.

@ineffablemars 7 жыл бұрын

does anyone else think he started to act gay to get back at her for saying she didn't enjoy sex lol?

@tengkualiff 7 жыл бұрын

Taylor TM yep

@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi 4 жыл бұрын

Dassa joke.

@TrekkieGamerOtaku 9 жыл бұрын

I keep replaying this and still laughing 😂😂😂 I love Martin Freeman!

@springinfialta106 6 жыл бұрын

Wowza. Olivia is really cute as a blonde.

@keepXonXrockin 7 жыл бұрын

Olivia is brilliant :)

@FunkGodPutin 4 жыл бұрын

Olivia Coleman is an amazing character builder

@ladydusk1 11 жыл бұрын

That Chris Bakewell is bad news

@thesocialartsclub9095 2 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love this sketch. I've watched this over 10 times...perfect performance from both of them.

@missmoanypants 6 жыл бұрын

I love Olivia in these!

@Insignifant 7 жыл бұрын

no offense, Martin Freeman but someone's got to say that Olivia Colmam is hilarious! hands down.

@darkprose 9 жыл бұрын

Pure joy. Thank you for sharing this with us.

@martychisnall 4 жыл бұрын

“I’ve only been gay since last Tuesday”

@elliotttalksf1825 4 жыл бұрын

And now she has an Oscar... 👏

@angelogandolfo4174 3 жыл бұрын

Freeman’s little fake smirk of incandescence at 00:20 ish is just perfect

@ShabbaRanksMF 4 жыл бұрын

I loved Bruiser and Big Train. Both under-rated.

@strawberryiguana 12 жыл бұрын

This is so brilliantly acted by both of them. :)

@deadlypalms 9 ай бұрын

This is genius. What a lost gem this series was with some absolutely top-notch writing and star talent. Can we see this re-released on a major platform please!

@studiounluck 11 жыл бұрын

Bilbo just hasn't been the same since he went there and back again.

@BGeeTea 12 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant!! XD Martin Freeman is made of all levels of awesome.

@johnleake5657 2 жыл бұрын

That's the best set of sketches I've seen in Bruiser!

@napakamu9670 4 жыл бұрын

this is fucking brilliant all the way through

@makiburgess5733 3 жыл бұрын

2 of the best actors in the world. I am currently watching Ms. Colman in Flowers. I recommend it highly.

@alexeverett308 5 жыл бұрын

Pam and Mick had a rough start in their marriage, I'm glad they're okay now.

@anyatindall5678 2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking about Dawn and Pete!

@ianclarke5404 4 жыл бұрын

God I fancy Olivia's character here

@wheelmanstan 3 жыл бұрын

I'm American, but I've seen every episode of the The Royale Family, so I know this is a spot-on real life British marriage.

@FringePrincess 2 жыл бұрын

same here. British comedy is the best

@garymac5571 Жыл бұрын

You know what they call The Royle Family in America? The Royale Family With Cheese.

@wheelmanstan Жыл бұрын

@@garymac5571 haha, Le Big Mac and his Royale Family With Cheese

@A..Shadow.. 9 ай бұрын

@@garymac5571 Noice

@tsb3208 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god. Tears. Sides. Lungs. Funniest sketches I've seen in a long time.

@stephaniecarrow4898 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing these!

@benterry28 5 жыл бұрын

I like to think this and his part in Ali G are just prequels to Sherlock.

@Nyveria 3 жыл бұрын

we all know a bloke like this

@evergreenhusky 12 жыл бұрын

Martin Freeman, the gay naturist muslim lol

@tpat90 7 жыл бұрын

from mars

@NoContextRDH 4 жыл бұрын

Ralph ok Roy

@owensanfordstuff 4 жыл бұрын

from mars who is convinced his friend chris bakewell is after him

@nadtz 3 жыл бұрын

Dunno what I did to get the algorithm to bring me to this but for a change I'm overjoyed.

@kazibazi 4 жыл бұрын

Poor Chris Bakewell! 😂

@vkman34 12 жыл бұрын

I know someone who is just like the husband - even has the same hair and dress sense. And he lives in Essex...

@childpeanut5095 Жыл бұрын

One of the best comedy sketches i’ve seen 😭

@Htrac 2 ай бұрын

This is brilliant. Can't believe it didn't catch on as a show.

@awesomelyizzy 12 жыл бұрын

"he's tryna kill me now, I've gone off him"

@breannanouveaux5132 7 жыл бұрын

Every time Martin says "dirty" whether here or The Office, I crack up. dirty bertie. lol

@daverage4729 4 жыл бұрын

"Where in the Kooo-rahn!?"

@joek2073 2 жыл бұрын

How have I never seen this 🤣 Brilliant!!!

@tengkualiff 7 жыл бұрын

I lost it when he said he was a muslim xD

@markphc99 11 жыл бұрын

This is comedy gold!

@lovelyspringweather 12 жыл бұрын

i keep rewatching this video. it's too hilarious.

@GeneralGuitFiddle 12 жыл бұрын

this was excellently done

@McRocket 3 жыл бұрын

She looked great in that wig.

@brucey5232 7 жыл бұрын

The private life of bilbo

@hughjones4049 4 жыл бұрын

Americans: "The private of life of Bilbo". Brits: "The private life of Tim from The Office".