the perfect multipurpose tool! you never know when you need to spread some butter on the go, after all

I can confirm.

you are everywhere i go it's kinda crazy

please stop commenting in every single video on youtube, i'm getting scared

*earring I think you would just wear preaded butter on the other ear.

Ian's getting his money's worth from that Adobe Stock subscription

What if he was in graphic design before and bought them all already?

ewe

the other 60% is internet historian

and 40% of the sales of the things he reviews XD

plus the weakest microwave ive ever seen, it all works in tandem

​@@andy-utopmispronunciation? Wdym

also i love how literally everything, even just plain coffee seems to upset his stomach yet he seems to choose things for review that would upset _anyone's_ stomach, let alone one as fragile as his

It *is* hilarious. And occasionally frustrating. It's obviously not done for laughs, either. You can genuinely tell that Ian likely never had to do even the most basic tasks for himself, for most of his life, until he was an adult. Like... How does someone his age not know that you need to leave butter out a room temperature for a bit to make it spreadable?

the coffee instructions seem really badly written and nearly impossible to follow.

I like the part at 20:00, where a map of Hungary is displayed on the microwave

​@BaraBrandurHenriksen that's one part of what makes me love him so much, you can never look away because you never know when he's gonna throw a sight gag in the corner for half a second

19:27

Oh hi Berd

[insert typical comment about being a typical comment saying "oh hey what are you doing here" here ]

* starts eating 30 year old VHS tapes *

You must eat a lot of Popcorn Penguins and Twinkie Dogs

@@justanotherweirdhumanbeing6862 the age is what makes it taste good.

it's the bill burr method, make the ad entertaining and people wont skip it ....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzipppppppppp reccccccccrruuutahhhh

Yeah, one of my favourites as well

Probably why they give him so much freedom. It works.

mittens how did i find you here

@@CoasterDave wow! You have good taste in KZfaqrs!

@GACHI Deadass I wanted to go for 3 times a day but I was a small and had no desire to wash the mf :p

Gimme

@GACHI indeed

@GACHI Jesus Christ, super diabetes for you

@@Bixen_Bings that's not how you get diabetes

Agreed.

I tottaly agree, I come here for inspiration often

Also like, I see an ad read too many times and then the other vid .... I watched hilarious ad all the way thru at the end

Oh, those two together would be so fun! I totally agree with you on all points, including the editing. Really sets Ian apart from everyone else.

Two of my favorite yters of all time

I hadn't thought about it for my protein drinks! I might just have to get something like that, no more lumps for me!

Theres no way that thing is powerful enough to mix peanut butter

@@beepbeeplettuce5890 Oh no, I mean peanut butter powder!

You could just buy a magnetic stir bar and a lab mixer

Oh shoot that'd be SICK for cocktails.

They'd need to up the weirdness and up the pace, otherwise it'll stay solely niche

I was thinking he should guest star on Good Mythical Morning. That would truly be wild. However, I am not the fan that will make it happen.

Looks like something you would watch on MTV in the early 2000s I love it

That's a bit of a stretch.

I’d watch this at 1:30 AM.

Yeah, there was probably some kind of weird residue on the bacon one that caused the bad smell after being heated. I also cringed at how he dropped the extremely undercooked bacon on his plate and then appeared to still be using the same plate after the bacon was slightly more cooked. Plus, it looked like he didn't wash his hands after touching it, so he probably got raw bacon residue all over that microwave and his camera... 😬

@@DuckInGameStop bacon is almost always already cooked so its fine. Odd, but technically fine

@@Fox_Olive Idk who told you that but they're very wrong.

@@aniquinstark4347 any bacon that is cured or smoked can be eaten raw

@@Tensen01 really? huh. edit: googling produces mixed results. some say grocery store bacon isnt really cured and should still be cooked properly.

why do you sound like a farmer from the 1890's

@@beepbeeplettuce5890 thanks, growing up with my first gen immigrant grandma born in 1918 really helps^^

I think the corn decobber needs you to already have cooked the corn so it would come off the cob easier?

@@jss302 we do boil it beforehand but it still takes force to remove, and it takes longer by hand if you're using a knife vs the de-cobber removing all kernals in one swift motion. The future is now!

​@@beepbeeplettuce5890 do you think people stopped farming in the 20th century?

On Saint Patrick's Day.

Same.

Ok. I thought I was just imagining that.

it also keeps the butter from going rancid for far, far longer. and that knife looked 10x easier to spread than a normal butter knife, better for if you want to say butter /bread/, or a more delicate bread

It also keeps longer if you don't use it much

its a necessity for puff pastries. you wrap a big sheet of rolled out and frozen/chilled butter in dough, and fold it a bunch of times to get nice, flakey, separated layers when it cooks.

@candyman Well in regards to most any thing that might be considered a "Gadget" there are probably 10 other ways to do what the gadget does for free and without the gadget. Other note in regards to butter in general alot of baked stuff requires cold or frozen butter. Freezing the butter just makes it last longer .. and not long ago most every household had a butter dish that you put the stick of butter on the base it had a lid that would cover the butter ..and generally that was just left to sit on the counter or table at room temperature to use untill gone. So everyone always had soft spreadable butter

Thanks for the tip

I don't feel comfortable leaving out something that's dairy for too long

I second this. Butter cover, you're good for a looooong time. I've never seen butter get bad by the time I use the whole stick usually.

It depends on where you live, i live in Brazil and in 4 days out of the fridge the butter gets moldy and goes bad.

​@@ludmyllasanchez1036 i live in canada, butter goes rancid out of the fridge here too.

Really not feasible in even slightly warm countries

I don't think long hair looks good on dudes (I prefer earlength, myself), but that's just my personal opinion.

@@englishatheart cool. No one asked

@@englishatheart he’s literally a gay man, why would he care about what you think?

@@englishatheart Bruh, poor Crhistine. Didn't even say anything controversial and still got blasted.

@@aaronamour6101 when someone is praising someone/thing and another person comes in to specifically say how they don't, they're officially That Guy

I bought a silicone baking mat and it literally recommended you boil it before you use it the first time

not an expert in the manufacturing side but i believe the smell is actually from the mold release agent, as platinum-cure silicone is considered food safe because it does not release any harmful chemicals in the curing process (or afterward). you should wash any factory-fresh kitchen item, but after a thorough clean the silicone should be safe and stink-free. /unless/ the silicone is not very pure, in which case the smell could well be a sign that its food-safety is in question...and unfortunately sometimes that is the case. if it continues to smell after a thorough soapy/boiling clean, it may be poor quality silicone (or tin-cure, or even not silicone at all!) that is not completely food-safe.

Who the shit wouldn't wash a product before using it? As a germaphobe, I have to wash everything that can be washed. If it can't be washed, I spray the shit out of it with alcohol or disinfectant spray. 😂

Yeah! Honestly, I kind of want to buy it just for other powdered drinks. I have this cappuccino powder that tastes really good; but no matter how hot it is, I can't get it stirred completely.

It looks like a pain in the ass to wash out though

@@hannahblurp9360 as is basically any mechanical device to do with food and liquid, hell, most f**kin can openers even.

This would have been great back when I was drinking kratom like a fucking fiend. I had a mug that legit looked like it was only used to hold pond scum. There's literally no good way to keep that shit stirred up. If you use a spoon you'll have like 10-12 grams get stuck clinging to the spoon.

@@Gallant_Silver Pardon me if this is too obvious, but put a splash of hot water in your mug prior to adding the powder, then add the rest of the water. It keeps the the powder from setting up in the corner of the bottom of the mug like the Spartans at the hot gates.

well, first off, you could just put bananas on the sandwich then put the filling on the sandwich as well, second off, I'm pretty sure this video introduced it to the market way better than it being called "moo mixer" introduced it into the chocolate milk market

Exactly, i love the moo mixer and wish I had one. It's like one of those shaker cups but for when you're not going anywhere

I dislike the banana one the most.

imagine nutella filled banana

@CowoO It is dishwasher safe

Ian's really demonstrated the real draw was him and his charisma, he can play off of anything.

dont forget that they were porn games specifically

Maybe if you're disabled, otherwise using knife is way faster and easier.

@@lordmuhehe4605 it is no where near faster or easier, and if you actually think that youre the disabled one. Its one quick motion and with even just a little practice it will easily cut the time spent in thirds, maybe even fourths: its literally like having a knife that can cut all sides of the corn at once, so instead of making several cuts you make one, literally just the same thing but multiple times more efficient

"bowel of cereal"

I don't want to find out what this "bowel of cereal" is, but thank you for commenting

I’ve seen an actual video of a woman eating a bowel of cereal out of another woman.

@@gruntingskunk2237 same lol

@@gruntingskunk2237 I have a, uhm, friend who wants to re-find that video for research purposes, do you remember what you looked for?

CBT

@@Astorath_the_Grim if you vape cbt liquid you stop crying

Same with the BananaLoca, actually.

Instructions unclear...

@@SouseMouse instructions unclear, am now jewish

Gadgets are neat

Indeed

I wish him and jamiefrench or 10MPH with Dan and Arin would collaborate 🥰🥰

YES!!!!

@@csvega he* You wish he would. Not "him would."

@@csvega ew, gam garmps

Still doesn't quite explain why the coffee was see-through.

@@MrUnimportant That bit is explained by the complete lack of pressure for the extraction, resulting in only superficial infusion.

I think also that the explosion we heard early on was possibly the container rupturing- If so, maybe some grounds escaped when the plastic popped open?

@@MrUnimportant Mostly because it said use a teaspoon. Most of the time a cup of coffee calls for 1 to 2 tablespoons per cup

@@karkador Ah, fair.

The holes in the butter knife would be such a messy pain if hand washing. i guess a dishwasher would probably do fine?

@@rockinrootbeer1795 the mixer has electronic parts, though, and it still needs to be washed everywhere else, not just to get out whatever you were drinking. I typically wash the entire cup, including the handle and pay special attention to the lip area since you know... that's the dirtiest part. tbh a lot of these things are obviously gimmicks and not practical in the long run, like you could just use a spoon that's much easier to clean but I guess that's not as fun lol

In the garbage

Fret not, ossobuco, for there is a stream archive of all the vintage video games he played on twitch, over at the Moose2 channel

Could also watch his second channel, very fun stuff and nice to watch while going to be.

you are dedicated sir and I applaud you

I'm jealous I did the same thing around 2019/2020 and wish I could "flashy thing" (from Men In Black) myself and rewatch everything with no memory lol

If I can be unfunny for a joke: a man's gotta eat

All very true things, I approve this message

Shuddup thomas

@@keard558 who's Thomas?

@@CKT1138 this guy who don't shuddup

😦30 minutes?! A half hour of whipping butter...for toast? No thanks

@@roringusanda2837 I mean you don't have to do anything that entire time with a stand mixer

@@noodlelynoodle. ahh...still seems excessive to me, it really takes that long?? But also, I don't have a stand-mixer...

@@roringusanda2837 I can't imagine it actually being 30 mins but I've never done it

@@noodlelynoodle. me neither, it seems like 5-10 minutes would certainly be adequate...

That one was dumb as hell, microwaved water isn't even hot enough to make you tea. You'd have to microwave it for at least an hour for it to be anywhere near boiling water temperature.

@@Nekoszowa this is actually extremely incorrect. water put in the microwave (for whatever reason) will heat beyond the point of boiling, and much quicker than you realize. The vapor alone can burn and the water itself can sort of explode when you take it out.

@@SxFtSqrrl ya, I was bout to say, I microwave water for tea all the time. Works fine 😦

@@Nekoszowa whoa I think you’re microwave might be broken. Water should be boiling hot within a minute.

Exactly what I was thinking

It’s still pretty hard to spread cold butter on toast quickly and in cold climates I’ve found that cabinet butter gets pretty hard

@@MostlyLost seriously no hate but how do you survive in a house with no heating or cooling 🥲 my gas was out in our crappily insulated 1940s house for like 2 months during the height of the winter, I was miserable

@@katc2040 Coal furnace.

@@MostlyLost How do you have plumbing that doesn't freeze + explode?

Or you can just microwave the butter for 8 seconds.

i didn’t notice that until u said that but why did he do that 🥲

Extension cords and surge protectors in general will do that. The proper type you’re thinking of is called a UPC

Yeah okay nerd!!!!

What sorts of things are safe to plug into such cables then? Don't nearly all appliances that require mains power need a lot of electricity?

@@bobmcguffin5706 the word safe being the issue there. Nothing would be the answer. Maybe a phone charger, I don’t trust them. They burn houses down. UPC or a regular plug only.

One of the few I have the bell rung for lol

Honestly if it's for 1 person it's actually cheaper than going to the grocery's store and then cooking for one. We used to use it until my kids started eating more. For a family if four it's not budget friendly

@@annaratliff4638 Huh, good to know. Although you're kind of assuming they do actual cooking and don't just eat cheap cereals & ramen all the time.

@@jacksonpercy8044 very true. I'm which case it's not cheaper. If you want quality food and fresh food. Then I still say one to two people is affordable. More than that it's definitely not. I live in Oklahoma where groceries are fairly cheap and I do a lot of price comparisons.

@@annaratliff4638 I don't see how it could be cheaper for one if you cook more than one serving and freeze or buy ingredients to use in multiple dishes

@@DimT670 because a lb of ground beef alone is almost 7 dollars. Add literally anything to that and you end up spending 10 or more dollars to make a meal for yourself and some people don't have stocked spice shelves and pantries it can get even higher. But let's say you freeze 4 extra portions. You have to have containers to freeze food in which not everyone has. Then you last electricity to freeze those foods, then electricity to reheat those foods. Gas to drive to and from the grocery store, which for people like me that live 30 minutes from the nearest grocery store adds up. Where as with hello fresh I paid like 12 dollars a meal for two people and usually we had one left over meal. So 3 divided by 12 is 4 $. Try making a homemade fresh meal that has a side and usually tastes restaurant quality

Well that's just stupid, no one has a problem with that.

The only people worth trusting are bacon eaters! Gooooo bacon

Like when epic meal time put bacon on everything and said "bacon is better than sex" and shit like that

😂 blue heart has trouble breathing through the cholesterol. I wonder if that was intentional.

i remember i received a letter in an envelope with bacon flavored adhesive

shit was crazy idk why people thought just bacon was so funny some weird times

I like before I watch, because I've never been disappointed.

The magnets are fun. I mean, who wouldn't like funny magnets to bring a bit of color into the kitchen.

I could only see cheap motels using those things, to avoid spending money on coffee pots for every room, but like they'd only have 1 microwave, & it would be in the main office.

Instant coffee is pretty bad though, if you’ve already got a kettle then you’re better off using a french press or aeropress

@@Drek492 A kettle is a tool more basic than a coffeemaker or a microwave--an aeropress or french press is relatively specialized, even if they are ultimately simple and inexpensive.

It should have brewed just the same as any percolater unless he was over steeping. That was just a tea ball for grounds

I've used similar gadgets while camping. I think the ones I used were made for tea. I don't know why the package on that thing doesn't recommend boiling the water first.

If only he had some kind of _gadget_ on hand that had a serrated edge ideal for cutting soft material.

Also that way you're actually cooking the bacon in the fat instead of letting it drip down uselessly. Pretty sure that's why it turned out the way it did.

That georgeforman gril does a easier job at cooking evenly compared to pan anyway. Prefer the grill myself. That microwave junk is no good, unless its "precooked" bacon which microwave heats it up normally; precooked bacon is prety good, usually buy at walmart.

@@johnr797 some people dont or cant eat all that extra saturated fat.... but yeah fat of some kind makes it WAY easier to cook things crispy.

@@UBvtuber the fat is already IN the bacon, so if you can't eat it probably don't eat bacon

@@johnr797 no shit it's in bacon lmao What i'm saying is the fat renders out during cooking, so if you cook it on a George foreman grill for example or on paper towels: you'll have less of it actually in the bacon.

It’s funny how he started as a gaming channel and yet his gaming videos are as equally funny and well put together as something a bit more absurd like “the best ranch dressing” lmao

Very based Mr.House

Like the one that helps pot on ur socks

it seriously sucks that we can't get decent disability aids even advertised as disability aids because of a profit margin. the commercials become a lot less funny when you realize it's just able-bodied people doing a bad impression of a disability too

fUn fAcT, that is something people on the internet made up. Most of these crappy made for tv gadgets are made by able bodied people trying to come up with something new that they can market, nothing else. Actual inventions for disabled people do exist, and new ones are being created all the time. You just don’t see them on late night tv. We need more disability representation in actual quality media, not shitty commercials lol

Could explain why the infomercials often air during the workday, for people who have to temporarily or permanently stay at home.

@@maddieb.4282 this is just factually wrong. yes, disability aids exist outside of infomercial products, but advertisements for them rarely get approved unless they're specifically targeting channels that only 60+ year-olds watch. They have to be actively sought out and are usually insanely expensive because manufacturers know a lot of disabled people can't fully function without them. Nobody is saying that accessibility aids don't exist outside of infomercial products, the problem is they arent generally profitable enough to advertise to the average disabled person. Just think about how useful the stuff like "clap-on, clap-off" lights are to someone with mobility issues. Or even how much Snuggies helped people who couldn't completely control their movements but wanted to stay warm. Even in this video, that chocolate milk shaker looks insanely useful for someone who can't do quick repetitive wrist motions

Honestly I was considering it just because 16 free meals sounds like a lot of free food and I was impressed

@@DuckInGameStop the amount of free meals you get depends on the subscription size you use the code on. Got some HF junk mail yesterday and read the * fine print

I think that was the guy on epicurious that does the kitchen gadget reviews? I dunno, I’ve watched wayyy too many kitchen gadget videos.

I've seen Barry Lewis try it. But i don't think he broke it.

@@AnthroFox99 I was thinking Barry Lewis too lol I watch so many gadget videos I can’t even remember.

@@AnthroFox99 maybe It was Sofiya Nygard.. lol idk distant memory

The only one of those I know is Barry. I'm suprised by how common this corn cob stripper is among youtubers.

A steeping ball on the end of a spoon seems like a pretty obvious thing...

In general he should have washed every single thing :( it’s dangerous to eat or drink things that have been in contact with objects straight from the box/factory 😭 everything should be washed accurately

@@iwannatalkalot3415 I agree

Not where I thought that was going but still enjoyed it. Like the time I went to Big Dick's Massages. Mr Dick had very strong but gentle hands.

i am absolutely clueless when it comes to stuff like this, why would that be bad?

wait obviously a housefire is bad lmao i mean why would it cause that to happen

"Plugging high current appliances into power strips are usually not recommended because contact resistance is not zero, so any IR losses through the power bar results in heat which in some cases can result in fires. " So I guess more power = more heat = melting/burning plastic which causes a fire to start.