"I'm not a yogurt guy." *doesn't lick the yogurt lid* Yep, checks out.

We just literally watched a man go through the five stages of grief over a coffee drink after originally giving it one of the best reviews of his video. 10/10

6:35 Ian: "My stomach is a little sensitive." Also Ian: *eats the entire wrapper of the muffin*

The window on the Brunchables package isn't there so you can see the muffin, it's so the muffin can see you.

This just reinforces my theory that one sip of coke would kill a Victorian child

The most impressive thing about this whole thing, to me, is that he actually used the ESRB rating system to rate food more effectively than he used any of the other ratings he's used, and more effectively than the ESRB manages to rate games, sometimes.

“My stomach is a little sensitive” Eats a meals worth of goods that couldn’t be labeled as food when exported outside the US.

most youtubers would wait till they stopped hiccuping, but ian leaves it in, and it makes the video so much funnier

Brutalmoose has such a long time between uploads because he's busy getting his stomach pumped from eating all of this trash lol

“If your kids like this, they’re fucking freaks” *Ian is going in and I’m here for it*

the idea of the phrase "i'll eat a pirates booty" being taken completely out of context is FUCKING HILARIOUS

I love how he kept shaking his head and backing up from the burstin beads yogurt like it was alive and threatening him. Love it.

ian looks like the college professor who tries to invite his students to his place for parties and try to get them into smooth jazz

The fact that Ian's stomach is so sensitive that he gets incurable hiccups from about 5 sips of soda gives me a greater appreciation for all the trash he's eaten on brutalfoods

Every time Ian said "Bustin' beads" it got funnier every time

A reason for poptart crisps to exist: original poptarts contain gelatin, the crisps do not, but they're close enough in flavor and texture that they make an acceptable substitute for anyone avoiding gelatin and craving pop tarts :)

I've been watching this guy on and off for like 5 years I always forget he exists and then he pops up on my recommendations and I binge everything again

Can we just appreciate the fact that this guy can go to the grocery store, pick a few things off the shelf and then make a 40 min long video about it that’s both entertaining and engaging

Ian trying to talk energetically while having hiccups is the funniest thing lol

its been actual years since I've watched you, I don't remember a single one of your videos, just remember seeing your face and going "wow that guy looks like my brother." .. and your videos have the same aesthetic and voice used throughout it that brought me comfort those years ago. Glad to see you still making these videos.

I'm entirely convinced Ian only eats when he does these videos

Fun fact: Ian actually wants these to be serious food reviews, but his editor and SFX team adds all the Hollywood flash.

This is my favorite fucking Brutalfoods episodes. Him screaming "Oh, what the fuck?!" makes me laugh way too hard.

"it's like it's trying to imitate a flavour that doesn't even exist?" So, blue raspberry? Which is a 100% artificial flavour.

"It doesn't look particularly appetizing, but let's eat it anyway" should be the official Brutalfoods slogan.

The thought of Ian looking up “woman moan sound effect” gets funnier every time he rates something for adults.

Ian not licking the yogurt lids blew my mind… who doesn’t do that…

the endless hiccups after the coke is funnier than it should be

"Your child is a freak." - Ian "I like the crust of the PopTart the most" MacLeod

The way he keeps going and not even flinching at the hiccups is sending me.

I think the reason they don’t want you to put the pop tart crips in the toasters is because they are so small and might get stuck in the toaster

I love how Ian looks so offended when he tastes something he doesn't like.

Professional food critic: "It tastes like BLUE."

HOW IS NO ONE POINTING OUT THAT HE ATE THE WRAPPER TO THE MUFFIN HE ATE THE WRAPPER

"If your kid likes this, they're a fckin FREAK" Ian just can't appreciate the complex flavor notes within Blue flavor gushers yoghurt 😭😭😭

32:20 you can see the moment where Ian TRULY regretted not saving that coffee for the end of the review

The fact that he is saying “busting beads” instead of “bursting beads” makes me laugh so hard

"It's like they're trying to go for a flavour that doesn't even exist!" Ian, there are no blue raspberries.

Omg Ian choosing to just go on reviewing the next item with the hiccups instead of just waiting them out or getting rid of them first made me smile. It's just so... _Ian_ 🥰 (Btw, I freaking DESPISE the hiccups, I just cannot stand them, so thought I'd share my 100% will work trick with you all. This may sound strange and I know some just won't even attempt to try it, but trust me when I say IT WORKS INSTANTLY. All you have to do is stick your fingers down your throat and trigger your gag reflex. Seriously. Usually hiccups are completely gone after the first gag, at most after two or three. May sound gross, but it _WORKS.)_

Ian's first taste of the blue yogurt is the facial expression of INSTANT REGRET

"If your kid likes these, they're fucking freaks" jesus christ ian, i didn't know yogurt can hurt that bad

"The gusher yogurt is so gross" Has like 15 spoonfuls.

I am of the belief that the crust of the poptart is the best part only if TOASTED, and the worst part if UNTOASTED.

I definitely heard him say “They’re vacuum packed in their own shame…” (talking about the Lunchables) and my brain went, “Yeah that made sense. Continue.” 👍🏻

Every new brutal moose video is like a holiday, not only because they're great but because they come out once every few months...

“Are you satisfied yet?” No. Eat blue yogurt.

I love the way organic fair trade chocolate doesn’t immediately melt in your mouth, but actually holds its shape for a while before finally melting!

"If your kid likes the blue raspberry yogurt, your kid is a fucking freak" 😅 you sir just made my day! 🤘

"Ian reviews assorted food using the ESRB rating system!" Join us next time when Ian reviews food using Mohs scale of mineral hardness.

my god, how big is your folder of eating sound effects

If a cat is less interested in some Lunchables bacon and cheese than some instant octopus, you know you're in for a treat.

Watching these food reviews are helping me remember to eat during afternoons so thanks :) i am also a no food/liquids only in the morning kind of lady. Sensitive tummy as well.

Babe, you ok? You've hardly tocuhed your bustin' beads

Hiccupping while he says "I'll eat a pirate's booty" is peak surreal Brutalmoose

21:20 really love how the two yogurts are rated both ends of ESRB rating

30:42 The pirates would like to know your location

I gladly spent 45 minutes watching a man eat processed food in his house.

I never thought I would see a 30 year old man cussing at Gushers flavored yogurt with boba balls, but here we are.

The video just gets progressively more chaotic and I love it

That "wtf" about the blue yogurt made my night lol

The fact that Ian doesn’t swear as much as he used to makes his reaction to the bustin beads that much funnier

This is one of his funniest videos hands down, featuring such lines as "if your kid likes this, they're a fucking freak" and "I'm not a bitch"

Put your poptarts on a plate and put butter on the tops of them where the icing is, and microwave for 30 seconds. BEST THING EVER

Those spontaneous burps AND hiccups throughout the video after the coke with coffee crack me up

I mean he technically IS a professional food critic. He's making money off of this after all.

"I'll eat a pirate's booty." -Chef Ian Brutalfoods

the "what the fuhck!" caught me off guard and I almost choked on my whiskey.

I think this has been mentioned a lot. But I love how you actually chose the worst flavor for the coke coffee. If your stomach can muster it the dark roast and vanilla are leagues better! Not saying they’re particularly delicious. But they’re a lot better than that caramel lol

so they discontinued trix yogurt because it was "unhealthy/unnatural" but they release gushers yogurt?

I can't believe I used to eat lunchables as a kid and feel "satisfied". Shit is a scam in a box.

"I'll eat a pirate's booty" DUDE i was lolling soooooo much for these. DO MORE FOOD REVIEWS,MR. MOOSE. SO MUCH FOOD OUT THERE.

"it smells like coke" "i like coke"" .... i'm so glad i have context, but i also wish i didn't xD

We're hitting "horse girl" levels of hair. Forwarding this to science as we speak.

any time Ian's cat makes a cameo, its an utter treat. Cats are so curious yet so distant at the same time I love those little guys

Those beads look terrible, like rancid popping boba, 😂 thanks for taking one for the channel!

Like 2 months ago I found a Coke with Coffee in a convenience store and it was almost expired and it was in a different language. It was freaking amazing, the caramel is in there, it's just really blended well with the coffee and coca-cola taste that you really don't notice it. I don't remember if I bought the sugar free or not, but I remember it tasting like you said, "exactly what I would think it would've tasted like." 😄

"I'm not a bitch. It smells like Coke." -Ian, 2021

"I'd eat a pirate's booty" Very interesting statement Ian

When you flipped the chocolate bar to reveal the marshmallows was too funny!

“I’ll eat a pirate’s booty”. That comment is rated AO

Ian: I have a bit of a sensitive stomach Also Ian: has well known series on eating strange foods

On rare occasions I get a notification from Ian about weird food he's trying and it feels like a distant relative that you like who's always busy and can't keep regular contact

Its amazing to me how insanely wrong this man is about pop-tarts yet how I still love all of his work and videos completely and wholeheartedly

The way he holds the sandwich somehow reminds me of Chronus/Saturn devouring his son.

Lmao did he really just eat the muffin with the wrapper on it and not notice!? Oh God, never again will I eat a Lunchable.

Ian legit started buffering after the coke-coffee

i love your editing man, some of the best laughs ive had in a while haha

Do not feed your loved ones bustin' beads. Save those for your hated ones.

new brutalmoose? christmas already???!?!!?!?!/

"It's like they're going for a flavor that doesn't exist." Yeah, it's blue raspberry....those don't exist.

this is probably one of my favorite episodes of brutal foods

I can’t stop laughing when he called those kids freaks

Ian, I love food, but I really hate to listen to people eat, so most food reviews are practically unwatchable. Your way of adding the crunch and other funny sound effects to your bites is hilarious and makes these videos actually enjoyable for me! Thanks man

Ian’s fashion and posture makes him look like a hippie version of the critic from Ratatouille

"This is a cray fish" Samuel said to the grave of his fathers mistress. "Turn away while I start to eat this cray fish, I don't like people looking at me when i eat" The Ghost muttered in a rather sensual tone. "okay" said the boy.

23:17 "it smells like coke" got me rolling

Ian's hair has reached Wizard length.

Looks like brutalmoose is gonna have a brutal stomach ache by the end of this video.

i just realized ive never seen ian in the same room as a human. even the ovie reviews are not together

those gushers bursting beads look like poppin pearls in bubble tea! i’m not sure it’s the same, but you might like them more in a different setting :)