“this summer I hooked up with my teacher and heard some gunshots and ignored them” a mood Edit: thank u Trin my queen for the like x

i still can't believe kj apa was like 19 during first season so he was technically a teen but boi be lookin like hes ready for 30

Betty: "I have this fantasy of us, as a power-couple...." Archie: "A couple of besties!!!!!"

Season 1: "Betty and Archie aren't dating but they ARE endgame" Season 3: Veronica: BuT We'Re EnDgAmE aRcHiE!!!

I can totally picture Archie going full "Bet On It", he's such a drama queen

season 1!Archie is the Walmart version of Troy Bolton and I'm glad somebody said it

Cheryl had more sexual chemistry with Jason than she does Toni

“You gotta bet on it” *12 year old me knows what about to go down*

The actors are doing their best with the horrible script

the walmart version of troy bolton

nobody: Riverdale: *I'M WeiRd I'M a WeIrdO uwu owo uwu QwQ Uwu*

"When I watch a teen show, I'm watching for the teens. I don't care about the adults romance." *stranger things fans laugh in Jopper*

honestly i thought riverdale was gonna be the 'so bad it's good' kind of teen drama but it was just...so bad im sorry (low key enjoyed the first few episodes tho)

*Y O U J U S T G O T T A B E T O N I T*

okay but season 1 is honestly really good compared the other two like in season 2 happened way too much and i miss the days when archie’s biggest problem was choosing between football and music and now he’s the most wanted person in riverdale and everyone wants him dead and he gets attacked by freakin bears and he joined some type of underground boxing thing it’s just all messed up now *sorry not sorry* :)

"im literally going to be playing 17 for the next 80 years of my life" - cole sprouse, the one and only

Finally someone said it! That Betty cooper ponytail bugs the hell out of me lol (and maybe her entire character too lmao)

Cheryl and Toni are still super cringey lmao "I'm coo coo bananas for you, obvi" lmaoooo

“AND TIGHTEN UP YOUR PONY BEFORE YOU GO TO CLASS!”

The Beronica kiss makes me really uncomfortable because I can see it from Cheryl's perspective

Ik that this ep is objectively bad, but s3 is so much worse (to the point where watching this is making me nostalgic for s1 and the simple plotlines)

All the Glee references gave me lifeeee

"Oh my god is that a freaking dementor???" Literally a very good summary of Riverdale.

"SOME LITTLE ASIAN GIRL IS DRAGGING MY SHOW" LMAOOOSDJSJD

I feel like I've been waiting my whole life and it's complete

It's just such a weird show. I think the actors are fine they just have to deal with this horrible writing. The plot is all over the place but more importantly the dialogue is terrible. It's so cringey. There is just no way the actors could make it sound normal. Why can't they write normal conversations and stop with this pretentious, "woke" and over the top drama-talk. I don't understand how people can like it so much. The only way I can watch it is with my sisters because we basically just do what you do here on youtube. We comment on fucking everything so I guess you can call that hate watching. But we kinda stopped in the middle of season 2 'cause it was just the same over and over again.

“A freaking dementor” *im crying* 😂💀

I honestly hate the Beronica kissing scene soooo much(and I'm a pansexsual girl). They did it just cuz they wanted to get attention, while Cheryl, who was abused both psychicaly and mentaly by HER OWN MOTHER because she caught her with her girlffriend had to watch this with the straight face. Like this girl went through so much pain and they throw it in her face. That's just fucked up. This was completely unnecesery. *DISCLAIMER* Okay, I see people get upset and confused with my comment so I'll try to clear things up. They indeed didn't know that Cheryl wasn't straight in S1, but it doesn't make it okay to throw such scene there regardless of the plot. This scene has absolutely nothing to do with the plot. They didn't elaborate on that or anything, it's simply... there. Also argument that they did it to get into squad is simply dumb. None in real life would accept you/change their mind for kissing someone. And true, they gave Cheryl a girlfriend in S2, but let's be real. They did it for views and because fans were angry with this Beronica scene(Choni still doesn't get much screen time, all we see is Bughead and Verchi). Also I mentioned my sexuality not to get attacked (I'd look like homophobic hetero who hates anything gay, yes this happened before). We all know they did it in S1 to get attention and queerbaiting works just fine. Also even if Cheryl wasn't queer in s1 and didn't really think anything while the practise it's still not okay. Sorry if I seems rude, I really hate queerbaiting.

5:10 is she the one who beefed with Elijah Daniels on Twitter because he said Riverdale was bad ksjskjskj

I used to be a DIE HARD fan of Riverdale but that was before I realized that it’s just plain bad

I laughed way more than I should have when she calls Veronica I a dementor😂

Cheryl breathes: Everyone: Oh My GoD tHe LeSBiAnS hErE!

2:22 “oh my god thats stupid hat yes” had me dead and I don’t even know why

no one: absolutely no one: not even trin's high ponytail: veronica in season 3: i bEG YoUR mIsOgynIStic ParDOn

I LOST it when Archie had HSM playing on his laptop 😂😂

When it first came out I really loved the first season and I always thought that it would've been great to end it there you know... mystery solved, the scooby gang can go home. Then season two happened and it went downhill from there and know this show is a joke to 80% of the population

the only thing holding riverdale together is choni, and thats barely holding it together...

The fact that people think Cody is hot upsets me like bwtf

When you realize that Riverdale is a fan fiction. It's a straight up fan fiction. But then again, I've read _better_ fan fiction that has better writing than Riverdale so... Edit: I'm sure the actors are great actors. We all know the problem is the writing. It's like the writers don't know how teenagers are in real life. Also NED YES! That show was the best! Still is to be honest lol. Way better than shows like Riverdale.

The glee references here are EnDgAMe

your videos give me an actual reason to live ilysm omg

LMAO This is the second video about bad Riverdale I watch today :-) I'm 23 and not fan of teen dramas (like... I never was), but for some reason I still watch Riverdale even if cringey and dumb, tbh I wanna know how far the writers can go XD

the veronica and betty kiss annoyed me because it had no relevance to the plot or show and literally after that scene it is never brought up until I think like half of season 2 and love the glee references lol

Cheryl and toni are not cute though... All their interactions just seem very forced, their chemistry is kinda off and their dialogue and banter is just as plain bad ("i'm coco bananas for you obvi"... What couple talks like that????) (Great video though, I'm here for the roasting Riverdale trend)

I remember my ELA teacher would never let us use the word bullying as a joke, and whenever I hear or see the word bullying I think of her. Not because she told us not to say bullying. Because she bullied us.

YESS ugh my 2 fav things!! Trin and making fun of riverdale✨🌸😌

“I don’t care about adult story lines in teen movies!” Me shue has left the chat...

“why’d they put her in that Jcpenny dress” 😭

*likes video before even watching it bc i hate riverdale*

Lili Reinhart is gonna come for you

Honestly season 1 wasn’t bad. But after that I was like....... you know what never mind....

I died when you mentioned the Sam, Rachel, and Mercedes date lol, I LOVE GLEE

I’m a sophomore???? Do casting directors think I look that old??? I’m a child. Also I hate grown people trying to ‘speak like the teens’, they don’t know that teens talk like you. I talk like you, all the kids in my school talk like you.

Season 1 was the only good one. All the other seasons suck.

_For me riverdale is the kinda show when u have watched everything and this is the only thing so ur like:_ *_Aight fuck it_*

Season 1 is actually really good, then the writing just became mechanical and lazy. And I genuinly think they didn't know what they were doing while shooting season 3.

Ok now that I watched the whole video I will not tolerate this sLANDER FOR OUR KING TROY BOLTON.

We love when the notifications work

if theyre sophomores i'm literally in 1st grade

let’s be real, the adults in riverdale are actually rlly interesting 🤣. season 2 alice was amazingggg

tbh season one is the best

YES GIRL, I'VE BEEN WAITING

i cannot for the life of me get over veronica wearing a PEARL NECKLACE with her cheer tryout uniform

The amount of glee references love that 🙏

“No that’s Michael Langdon” We love American horror story 😂😂

Season 1 is not as near as bad as season 2 and 3 are trust me...

6:27 KJ was actually 19 when he started filming riverdale and Lili was 21

that transition at 8:35 from veronica's face to cheryl is so funny because it makes you realise how weird both of their eyebrows look? like damn

sis tryna be twin peaks so hard 💅🏻

your reactions actually give me life

“You gotta bet on it” Girl I literally choked, you can’t make jokes like that 😂😂😂

The only beef I have with you is about Betty's ponytail. Honestly I think it's more personal than that 😂 bc I wear a ponytail all of the time (I like having long hair but I get hot when it's down? especially in public bc of anxiety 🙃) and, like, I worry that people think the same thing about my ponytail.

THE QUEEN HAS ARRIVED

its true I’m about to be a senior and I look like I’m -8 years old

I have fallen down the rabbit hole that is your channel and honestly i don’t ever want to get out this channel is everything i never knew i needed and i love it and you

your hair is so stunning wtf can we get some hair tutorials?????!!!❤️❤️❤️

I literally fast forward through the adult scenes, I do not give a frik about their lives

YOUR GLEE REFERENCES GAVE ME LIFE ❤️

When u said, “she’s got a small town girl” I was getting prepared for a glee reference but then u just showed more riverdale, rip.💀😩😩

agree about everything, especially the Cheryl/Tony bit being the best part of Riverdale.

Just so you know, Josie and the Pussycats were first from the Archie comics.

This video should be titled, “Trin editing in clips of better shows and movies for 16 minutes.”

Riverdale was nominated for a multiple awards and I think that solidified the whole "Scammys" thing for me...

ok but your hair. i am in LOVE

can’t believe you missed the opportunity for another glee reference- “I am not the boy next door” LOL

Tbh I only watch riverdale for the cringe. Also for Betty and Archie

i love how you actually know all our childhood movies thank goodness its so relatable... i dont know where my friends have been living all their lives not knowing the best movies out there

Queeeen I need more! I really want to see you making fun of riverdale some more, honestly would watch this for like every episode of riverdale

I miss season one. Someone really should do a video reacting to the first (and maybe last) episode of each season to see how much the show has changed and gone insane

I’m a geek now I guess because I understood the Glee reference. Thank you for including it. 😎✌️

i appreciate your glee references so much my dude

Okay how is your hair so freaking perfect!?!

The first aesthetic scene was the best part of Riverdale ever

I stopped watching riverdale after the 1st episode of season 2

How do you only have 50k subs??? You're hilarious and your editing is awesome. Just subbed!

I honestly love your videos because i can understand the glee references.

the only reason i watched riverdale was for Cheryl because her energy just gave me more life

i know riverdale is pretty bad but am I still gonna watch every single episode as soon as it releases? yes.

ur vids never fail at making me laugh so hard, especially now at 4 am trying to hold in my laughs so my family doesn’t hear yuh