Santa isn’t real chain

When you get in trouble *with* your sibling (key word "with") and you are the only one to get in trouble, after asking why they are not punished, your parents will say "We have already dealt with them" it's such a dirty and big lie.

As someone who comes from a firefighter family, yes. Stop, drop and roll does help, but I don't know if you can easily do that in a narrow trailer. That's more of an ideal method if your body caught on fire (sounds like you'd just be running around like a headless chicken), but what really matters in a smoke-filled room is that you remain low to the ground because smoke rises up to higher altitudes. You can crawl on your hands and feet like you're Solid Snake sneaking around a top secret military facility, and that's effectively the same thing as stop, drop and roll to remain safe in a smoke-filled room.

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Fun fact: The myth that carrots are good for your eyesight was started by the British Royal Air Force in WW2 so the Germans wouldn’t find out that they had radar. They would explain their ability to find enemy aircraft by saying that it was because they were eating carrots, rather than that they had radar.

The most lie my parents told me when I was little was that butterflies grow in your ears. Now as a 13 year old teenager, sometimes I think it was true when I already thought it wasn't

Man had a good father for telling him not to let shit slide. My entire life I was told the whole "just ignore them it will go away" bulshit and my mom literally praised me for being harmless and it caused a lot of pain in my life. It took me 5 months of gym and becoming a Muay Thai fighter just to have the balls to stand up for myself from micro agressions that people did around me

I remember my parents would tell me that "videogames would rot my brain" but then would be completely ok with me watching movies and I would go "Hey, I use my brain to game by thinking ahead with strategies and stuff but when I'm watching a movie I just sit there" and they were like "...don't care."

4:01 this actually dates back to the world war 2, as an explanation for how well enemies were being detected in the dark at night (when radar was first invented)

I feel like parents are supposed to prepare us for the future ahead and these lies just do not help, In fact I think this is the reason why so many people still act like children nowadays, for example complaining over small things, trying to start arguments or argue over something stupid.

You're right about most of us not using complex math when we get older, but I just googled jobs that use math and there's... actually a few.

The kid stumbling upon that thumbnail: 👁👄👁

I’m pretty sick with covid rn and was at a pretty low metal point but I just found this guy today and he has me rollin. Thanks for making my day better.

A big lie I was told by my teachers in middle school was that High School was gonna be so hard.

It's funny how so many of these were relatable for me, considering I grew up in a rural area in Norway. Really just goes to show that we're all living the same simulation 😂

All the kids watching this found out Santa isn’t real the hard way 💀

So basically my parents told my older brother and sister one day that Santa wasn’t real, and they were cool with it but unlike me, I litterally cried for minutes, I’m sure that I wasn’t the only one… hopefully

Bro, i can relate so much to you, this is pure truth. I can't imagine that i believed in these.

Congrats on almost 100k!! Love waking up to seeing that a new video dropped from ya lol

Actually the story of Santa came from a guy called Saint Nicholas from Turkey who was a real person who gave coins and money to people on Christmas Day to celebrate the birth of Jesus (hence it being on the 25th, it’s his birthday) so now Santa isn’t alive but if Jesus reincarnated than maybe Saint Nick did too, nobody knows so for those wondering he is real.

Violence doesn't pertain to self-defense or controlled conditions like sports. If someone slaps you and stops at that and you're not in any immediate danger and you slap back under "an eye for an eye" reasoning.....basically you can't control your anger. As Count Rugen would say, "You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance." Also I'm cool with the Santa lie. Let childhood be magical damn.

My sister still believes in the elf on the shelf and she if still 100% convinced even after I showed her the “made in china” label 😩

The sitting too close to the TV was actually a thing back in the day. The really old box TVs (the ones with the knobs) were known to emit x-rays.

Bro really tryna spoil every young kid's childhood 😭

I've always been told that eating blueberries helps your memory or something but here I am after eating like 30 bags of frozen blueberries and I still have the memory of a bird.

1:35 my parents never told me that lie lol… I had a cat since I was born, in my first year of living if he wasn’t on the table getting patted by me I wouldn’t eat. When I was like 10 and my cat unfortunately passed my parents explained to me about what happened…obv I bursted into tears but I’m glad they told me what happened…and it still hurts remembering abt his death but he gave me some beautiful moments. What a legend

1:50 goldfish, heaven now

I have spent most of my life in pyrotechnics training. My whole thing is that I'm safe with fire. The one time I caught myself on fire I didn't use stop drop and roll. Sorry to the schools who teach that..

Always a good day when Burdie uploads!

My parents said my uncle’s dog was in doggy heaven, but my uncle told me she “went to the chop shop.” I never psychologically recovered.

Parents lying is bad Also parents 🤥

For the “out of the wild”, when my cat died, when I was 7, I suspected the worst, we went to the vet. And yes she was put to sleep. We could not afford the treatment, and even if we could it still would probably be a lost cause.

violence isn't the answer, its the question, and the answer is yes

3:26 pumped up kicks is about a school shooting

during my fathers bday we went to a range, and i was the only one there who properly played fps games. There was my moms brother who was gaming but didnt have time anymore, and we performed the best at shooting. It shows that video games can improve your accuracy, and on google it says that it can improve focus.

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Burdie never misses!

On the school drill one, I always thought huddling in a corner of the room was stupid. Almost all of my high school classrooms had emergency exists too, if I was aware that an actual shooter was on campus, I would have just run out of the room and ducked behind some cars or trees or something until I could get into the woods nearby. I had a plan on how to escape from every room if needed. Yeah it could be reckless but better than being a sitting duck.

"hes in goldfish heaven, BAAAA-" got me rolling to the sun

"me and this kid were like dumb and dumber" THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS FOR SOME REASON😂

2:53 for me our intruder drill is the worst So for us, we have to hide under the cubbies (i forgot if thats what they are called because i randomly forget if words are words). The cubbies are next to the door in a way where you cant really see them (i think you can still see them a bit) which is good except the fact that more then half the class arent able tofit nder the cubbies. Also everyone just expects that the intruder cant knock down the door or something. WHY WOULD AN INDRUDER COME IN IF THEY ARE WEAK???? Also apparently if we do have an intruder the principal just goes on the anouncements and says “lockdown”. Now the intruder knows you’re hiding

I'm allergic to apples. In my case, an apple a day will send me to a hospital

The lie I've been told by teachers is "We want you to succeed"

Fun fact: There's more to the "wait 1 hour before swimming" rule. The whole line is "wait 1 hour after eating before swimming," as if you don't, you will start cramping up, for some reason. I'm not sure why, but it's true. I remember eating pizza, then going into a pool, then my toes, for some unexplained reason, would feel like they were twisting around each other. I did hop out of the pool to check that out, but that actually undid whatever it was, so that's good, I guess.

violence isnt the answer. its the question

Lies We’ve All Been Told As A Kid: 1. Don’t Sit Too Close To The TV, It’ll Damage Your Eyes. 2. Violence Isn’t The Answer. 3. Your Dead Pet Is Out In The Wild. 4. Watermelon seeds grow in your stomach. 5. School drills will keep you safe. 6. Carrots help vision. 7. Video games will rot your brain. 8. You’re gonna need math when you’re older. 9. You need to go to college to have a good job. 10. You have to wait an hour after eating to go swimming. 11. Stranger danger. 12. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 13. Santa, the elf, the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny, etc.

The stop, drop, and roll thing is when you catch on fire and there's no source of water to put yourself out, and no one with blankets, let alone fire blankets, you smother the fire out, by rolling around until it is.

I have no idea why the animation for your mom makes me laugh but it does

No Santa Is Real. In My Heart And Soul

4:37 THAT IS SUCH CAP, I play video games 24/7 for like 10+ years, and i'm a geography nerd

That family pet part got me laughing😂😂

My parents straight up told me that the tooth fairy and Santa isn't real lol

The whole point of my dad sending me to college was to get a better job but I also don’t want to let him down either

01:43 the cry😂

Bro pumped up kicks is crazy💀

Ong bro for school drills how am i gonna finish one piece? When im dead because i have to line up in single file order

5:32 Ima be real here, Math is mostly useless, but its the critical thinking and common sense skill that really gets better from doing math when you don't understand how the equations work at first, figuring them out through instructions or your own way, don't get me wrong tho, Math still sucks 💀

I actually knew Santa wasn't real since I was 5. I pretended to believe because it made my mom happy. One Christmas though I got a small tv from "Santa". Literally right after I opened it my dad said "We got a really good deal on that!". My mom turned to my dad, and gave him the biggest stink eye I had ever seen.

Goldfish are sadly the most neglected and mistreated pets and parents should never use them as a teaching tool. They're supposed to live in huge tanks and live for decades, not 2 years or so. :/

My parents STILL SAY “oh well video games rot your brain take a break”

1:36 My dad and I cooked our rabbit when it's leg broke. He was good soup.

1:08 what kind of goofy aaa matt is that?

You won't be carrying around a calculator everywhere you go for the rest of your life-this was the biggest lie I was ever told in school.

Playing pumped up kicks during a lock down!?😂😂😂

Violence isn't the answer. It's a question and the answer is Y E S

I was told carrots helped vision, ate carrots all the time, pretty much legally blind

Pumped up kicks during a lock down is crazy

Man I don't even wear glasses and my eye balls are colliding with the screen rn!

3:31 if you run the cops are gonna shoot you because they are looking for someone sketchy

I never got my money when I put my tooth under my bed tooth fairy

Yooo you got 100k! Congrats

My guy pulled out sadness and sorrow from Naruto

I love to watch your videos Birdy while I'm at school 👍😀

0:47 Back in the elementary school years, my teacher literally said that violence isn't the answer to everything and I immediately raised my hand and asked "what if someone shoots me. Do I just give them a hug." The entire class died laughing and I wasn't even trying to be funny and yet I still got in trouble even tho I was basically asking q high quality question

My teachers are always like “guys if someone hurts u tell and adult and be a snitch🙄🙄” meanwhile my preschool teacher told me that if someone hurts you you hurt them back

For math being useless some thought processes involve algebra (trying to calculate things), but I get what you are saying. If anything, they should give you education based on your future line of work

Bro those trailers with smoke were my favorite as a kid

I can’t wait for you to hit 100k bro I love your vids

I'm really lucky because my parents got straight to the point when I asked them if Santa is real. They just said "No."

Yeah, considering the fact I graduated high school on full episodes of total drama Island

Btw I love your stories and animations. Theyre very enertaining

Because of the vitamins (don't ask me which ones) in carrots, they actually don't make your eyesight better, but instead, they keep your eyes good.

You're right about all of them except the last one

"Santa is watching so behave." Santa is just a stalker

Fun fact: Carrots have vitamin A which helps your body. It technically does help your eyes, but minimal help.

Violence is not the answer, violence is the question

Hey Burdie you forgot to mention that people use VR headsets as well 0:24

congrats on 100k!

One time when my family and my mom were getting supplies out of a box that had decorations for our Christmas tree, the elf on the shelf was in there and the whole operation was ruined

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I recall how disappointed I was when I was told Santa Clause is not real!

Absolutely true👍 thats why i subscribed to you😅

“Please us the fire exit.” “But sir! The fire exit is on fire!” . . “USE IT”

congrats on 100K!!!

5:06 I have played all the pvz games in the franchise for a long, long time. I’m still here!

As someone with a childhood I can confirm I was told all of these lies

my brother told me that if you switch a light on and off repeatedly the power will go out and im still scared to do it today 💀💀💀

Once again more bangers from burdie the goat

Hey carrots do actually aid in good eyesight, medium carrots have ~8.05 micrograms of vitamin K. Vitamin k aids in good eyesight, and fish is also a good power food for eyesight because it has omega 3 acids which also helps your eyes fish oil has vitamin A which I THINK helps with your eyes as well but I don't know for sure

i love the vid’s, where do you find all the images?