Can we all just appreciate how Asmongold is literally filthy wealthy and says 29 cents per BBQ sauce is too much money and not worth it. Truly one of us

I love how Asmongold is actually taking this really seriously. Lol.

I love how Asmon turns into master chef with these fast foods, could listen to him all day rate this stuff tbh and how he’s absolutely disgusted by five guys selling drinks for 3$ lmao never change Zak

nick: these burgers are plain and disgusting also nick: takes everything that creates taste off the burger.

I love how Asmon is talking like a fast food historian

TLDW - People who hate mayo, pickles, cheese, onions, tomatoes, and lettuce on their burgers, order burgers with mayo, pickles, cheese, onions, tomatoes and lettuce, and then try to rate them.

There's a fallacy here from the start: they dont value what other ingredients add to the entirety of a burger. Baby taste buds.

THANK YOU ASMON for appreciating Burger King. Everyone I know keeps trashing on that place and I cannot take the slander any longer

i love how when asmon chews he looks so angry or disgusted no matter what it is

This whole video. Asmond takes a regular bite. Thinks about how to rank it, and makes multiple good points. Nick takes the absolute biggest bite that can fit in his mouth. Chews it about 5 times, while struggling not to choke to death. Then just agrees with everything Asmond says.

Asmon’s take on Burger King gained a whole level of respect from me

A fly buzzing around the burger really made it look appetising.

I feel the need to point out that right after this they both went to Miz's and Nick ate a whole fucking pizza.

Asmon is legit reviewing. Nick is just hungry and is shoving anything and everything within a 1 foot radius of his hands

Agree with Five Guys being #1 from this list of burger joints. I personally love the chain Smashburger's cheeseburger the most, but it's not on the list. I do love that at Five Guys you can custom build the burger and do an A-1 sauce cheeseburger. Pretty great. And their Cajun Fries are the best fries of ANY burger chain. Plus they give you 3 times the amount you ordered. They just pour a ton of them into the bag. So good.

Can't take anyone seriously that doesn't put cheese on a burger.

"I don't know how they do it" They obviously dip the chicken in the hot sauce, then dip it in the batter.

Nmp: Hur-dur, this tastes weird, shit burger. Asmon:This burger has a nice consistency, the sauce has a delicate aftertaste with a hint of spice to it. Also the meat is very nice and tastes great.

The no cheese is killing me.

Fun fact on the "Dutch" hot wings, its a fairly common practice for KFCs outside of the US. They get wings that are premarinated in a spicy sauce which they bread over with a specific breading

KFC in South Africa was awesome, too. They had this thing called a "Chow," a mini loaf of bread hollowed out with a chicken strip and mashed potatoes and gravy inside the mini loaf. Best fast food item ever, I've thought about often since I've been back in America.

I just want to say as someone who ACTUALLY worked at Dairy Queen (in the last 3 years), I have never microwaved a burger. It's not at all how they are made...

The best fast food burger I ever had was from a Jack in the Box in Globe Arizona. I never even liked Jack in the box, but we were passing through the town on a long drive and there weren't many options for food. I got a Bacon Ultimate cheeseburger combo, and it completely blew away my expectations. I've never had a fast food burger on that level again in my entire life, and I probably never will. It was a once in a lifetime experience.

Wendy's small hamburger with added lettuce, extra onions, tomatoes and extra pickles is still $1.29. It's not a terrible price but here in NH places cannot handle special orders. Back in Northern NY it wasn't ever an issue but here they struggle even though it's literally an option on the app and they used to heavily promote the fact that you could customize.

Such an amazing content that I didn't know I needed. I actually saved this in my favorites, for future reference when ordering the food, thank you! Great duo of Asmon and Nick, the synergy is amazing! Please, do more content together, or a weekly show or something! would love to watch more

Asmon slowly turning into a lord of the rings character

I love how this is more interesting and entertaining than any video of them actually playing video games.

Even here in Ontario, CA, i've always maintained that Dairy Queen is only for milkshakes and ice cream.

as a former worker frm KFC in the netherlands, just wannet to say, they mix the spicy seasoning for the hotwings through the flower. so, you get the chicken, which already has like hotsauce on it, toss it into the flower with the spicy seasoning through it, THEN, they put the chicken in a basket, and dip it in water for a second, so the flower get sticky, then they toss it back into the flower for a second layer! and after that they fry it :) its chili powder that they mix through the flower.

Wendys and McDonalds better treat Asmongold better or they're gonna lose him.

Sonic burgers are the real hidden gem. They can be really damn good depending on the quality of the Sonic in your area

We used to go to McDonalds and get double cheeseburgers "dressed like a bigmac", and they finally told us they couldn't do it anymore.

The first 7 minutes of this is making me even hungrier than I already am. But I wanna finish watching this before I eat.

i love how you would expect asmon to be awkward in person and shit but the dudes so down to earth i fking love it

God my head hurts from laughing at Asmon, frickin legend.

There are about 5-6 Five Guys all over Germany and they charge more than high and mid tier restaurants. So it's not Five guys being bad, it's rather the decision what I'd rather get if I decide to spend this amount of money on a meal. When I was in the US I got street food rather than fast food from a chain.

Now I want an Asmongold/Review brah crossover

Whoever thought to do this collab is a gd genius. Asmon largely speaks to my soul, except i rate wendy's slightly less. The quality has really there has fallen hard in recent years imo but it's usually ok. gj otk peepo, you guys put out the best stuff! thank you.

The condiments costing money varies from operator to operator. I work for a McDonalds operator family and we don't start charging for extra dipping sauces until the customer asks for a ridiculous amount (ie 10 sauces for a 4-nugget). It's purely to combat those customers who think they can walk in and ask for the entire shipment box of dipping sauces without having to pay for it. It was a real problem when the Szechuan sauce was around, so y'all can probably blame those Rick and Morty nerds of the world for why a lot of operators charge for dipping sauces outside of what the food is supposed to come with.

We got 2022 and 17:23 "I like steak" is a meme now

This man said with a straight face “my mom ate Churches chicken and that obviously turned into my love for hamburgers” 😂 freaking hilarious

They take so much off the burgers it doesn't even make sense to rate them at this point.

I hope you will came back with this kind of content. Its good content to watch while breakfast

I think another one of these with what each place is famous for would be great

"S-Tier... It tastes real, it tastes like my mom..." Pretty fucked up, dude.

though they eat like silly schoolgirls, i believe the rating of someone like Asmon more than somebody who hasn't eaten fastfood daily for years.

I love how serious they are taking this tier list review

I'd love to see report of the week and asmon do a good review together

I used to work at dairyqueen, the thing about our food is that no one orders our food unless they grew up near a dq. It’s always been blizzards & buster bars first then our cakes and our food is last. Also the truth with us microwaving our burgers its so the cheese melts and sometimes keeps the burger warm.

Whats your favorite fast food burger ? 😳

In my country (poland) we have pasibus fastfood. And they are known for the best fries and burgers but the price is also about 50% higher than mc donalds ( fries have skin on them like the ones from wendy's)

the way they get the hot sauce under the breading is they use the hot sauce as binder

as a european, five guys is fucking AMAZING. Ate there almost everyday when I went to NA ;)

Literally everything Asmon said was so true lmao good video

No onion, no pickle, no lettuce, no mayo, no tomato. No fucking flavor. + sauces soaking into the bun sitting in a bag for over an hour.

Dairy Queen used to be great. They changed everything in the franchise. The burgers used to be like a 6 dollar burger from Carl's Jr. They had the red onion and the red relish. Then one day I went there and they gave me one like they had. The owner acknowledged the change and made me one of the old ones with the supplies they still had. They also clamped down on the milkshakes. They used to have a long list of flavors like a standard burger place and DQ HQ made them reduce it to the standard three to not compete with the blizzard. Edit: I feel like I should clarify that I'm talking about what the 6 dollar burger was when it came out. It is still okay now, but when it came out it was first spot s-tier and cheap. Now it is just okay and is actually 6 dollars.

I actually like the fact that wendys fries have the skin, and the pretzel bacon pub burger is the best burger at wendys and one of my favorite fast food burgers.

I’m so glad that I’m European

The captions read as "Asthma Gold" and I'm not having it any other way now.

"Lukewarm room temperature raw Tomatoes. Fire that cook immediately before the customers stone them to death." Look at the intentional care they went through so that the tomatoes burst all over your clothes with no seasoning, zest, marinade or vinegar. Respect the ingredients or gtfo already.

"Mayonnaise is like the corrupted version of ketchup." 😂

Honestly Id love to see a blind fries/burger/chicken taste test

The burger king experience with the bro putting an onion ring in there is such a big memory of mine, I always tell the guy running the counter that I wouldn't mind if a single onion ring accidentally tipped into my fries and so many times I have gotten at least one bonus onion ring, and sometimes the dude straight up filled the bottom and hid it under fries.

I’m glad to learn I’m not the only one who was upset about the Wendy’s fry change in 2006 😅

I've never seen an adult dismantle and rearrange their burgers.

My faith in nick in knowing his meat was lost, it just showed me how soy nick can be and what malena has to deal with everyday. Lol for real though...

The fact that they didnt have cheese on their burgers makes this tier list obsolete

*Asmon is acting like Rick Harrison just called him down to the shop for his expertise on quality and knowledge of the hamburger he is given an offer*

for fried chicken with spice under the breading, season the eggwash/milkwash (whichever you use) with hot sauce. you're welcome

All of those burgers are A tier when I'm hungry enough or haven't eaten any for a long period of time.

Mayonnaise on burgers is an absolute crime. I don't understand why so many places do that by default. Carl's Jr. basic burger is absolutely disgusting, but their western burger is absolutely top tier.

Asmons whataburger story was damn near perfect stand up comedy.

40:43 "oh shiet. Did you get a western bacon cheeseburger?! It is what it is."

It’s funny how asmongd has so many fast food memories

I think my favorite thing about whataburger is there honey bbq chicken strip sandwich. One of the best things on the menu.

Saying paper is a problem for drinks because FOUR days later it leaks is hilarious.

I agree with malenas big mac take. The middle bun balances out the proportions of condiment to bread to meat.

watched this after eating a home-made burger from store-bought beef patties and made some fries. unfortunately, the patty didn't completely defrost so i had a raw surprise in the middle. what a n00b mistake.

In order 1. Shake Shack 2. Five Guys 3. Culver's

they dip the chicken in hot sauce before breading it, that's a good idea. I need to make some fried chicken now, thanks a lot.

Y'all need to be doin more shit like this

I want to take asmon shopping so I can get him some form fitting clothes lol

When i started watching this video the auto captions called this guy Asthma gold. After watching for a bit I've realized that it might not have been a mistake.

7:30 that sad fry hanging out bent over

BK gets alot of hate but the classic Whopper (no condiments, they always overdo it if you don't) and the Rodeo Burger (when they had them) are actually A tier for sure.

ITT: Two guys that don't actually like food make a tier list about food

57:56 Thats information i didnt need to know Lol

Hardee's was my first job right out of high school. It used to be its own place, but, while I was there, they were purchased by Carl's Jr. The only reason they have 2 names is simply for name recognition based on location. The menus have all completely changed to Carl's Jr's menu.

why do they expect a burger to look like a gourmet restaurant when they open it? If you order a burger with sauce and veggies then that's what they're going to put on your burger as weird as that sounds. Quite frankly I would be concerned if I opened my hamburger and all the sauces and veggies separated from each other. I mean these guys literally order fast-food hamburgers and expected Mozart.

DQ had some killer burgers about 20 years ago. Same with tendies. I wouldn't order hot food of any kind from one now.

Portillo’s burger is amazing! Imo the only one that deserves S tier with shake shack and 5 guys

I always just assumed shake shack was an ice cream place or something like that. Just found out a few months ago that they sold burgers so me and my wife figured we give it a try, and my god. Best burgers out there by a long shot!

This is the perfect duo for this because they are very particular about food. And I knew asmon would make nmp laugh haha

need to let that leech of a gf go. if she is embarrassed to admit to kissing you publicly then she's gotta go.

Best fries period are: Checkers seasoned fries > Wendy's (after their crispy fry guarantee) > Arby's curly fries > Chic-fil-a waffle fries. Fight me about it! You literally only go to Arby's for the fries lmao.

lol the captions say asthma gold

Who gets a Whopper and takes off the tomato? It's the whole point of the Whopper.

Ever since the wife swap, malena has become so much more comfortable on stream and shows her personality more.

Part of the divide here is location. I can get mcdonalds in the back hills of arkansas and they suuuck, but head up in big city around a nice shopping district and it is really good. its the weirdest thing. Plus the standard burgers of places seem to be the worst all places offer. Thats why fiveguys regular burger is a double. Places seem to rely on sauces and condiments to make it better which makes the burgers worse.

She was totally right though. Burgers have lots of things in them that make them distinct. If you scrape it all off it's just meat in bread.