Never underestimate the sense of humour possessed by a bored soldier.
@ralitsageorge8076 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@yosephinetania96326 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@aurawhales83936 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂❤
@emzminaya11496 ай бұрын
😅😅😅
@4thAct6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Estrella_nyc10 ай бұрын
You sold me on the humvee Is this how ppl felt when investing into Amazon before it blew up. HOLY SHIT!!!
@A.R.99 ай бұрын
More reliable and the same price I'd get one
@gamerkiller26329 ай бұрын
10/10
@bagelsecelle93089 ай бұрын
@@A.R.9 my guy just said Humvees are reliable 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@GhostlyShadow9 ай бұрын
@@A.R.9a friend in emt class had a civilian Humvee she had someone pull out infront of her, she folded that truck, and all she had was scratched paint
@A.R.99 ай бұрын
@GhostlyShadow I wish I had an h1 alpha aka the civilian verson
@the_slasher51855 ай бұрын
"we don't have one" got me dead 💀
@Peenutbuttah65_53 ай бұрын
same lol
@starkiller60594 ай бұрын
The water bottle 😂🤣😂
@ZenabAndnwse3 ай бұрын
🎉
@Enchilada7502 ай бұрын
Tactical water bottle to throw at windshields!
@sonickrazyboyDC46 ай бұрын
that soft, “wait” and “we don’t have one” are fucking golden
@Hbomb-nm2fv6 ай бұрын
Gotta let the old 6.5 run the glow plugs before you start it lol
@justinheavenblake6805 ай бұрын
Yeah that was so soo funnyyy😅
@CismaanDheere-xh8bj5 ай бұрын
7u89i😅@@justinheavenblake680
@clemy1544 ай бұрын
❤
@sebastianmosqueda59594 ай бұрын
Doesnt anybody else see an issue with waiting for your Humvee to start in a warzone?
@811bro7 ай бұрын
Softly: ‘We dont have one’ 😂😂😂😂😂
@user-ko9zm6si3c7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😅😮😢❤Hmjjj
@dreyaleigh7 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯🎯🎯🤣🤣🤣🤣 CLASSIC.
@asianbandit40547 ай бұрын
Would have been cool to show the turret mount or the radio or something like that
@AERO_Droneservice6 ай бұрын
💯🐎💨🤌🏼❤️🔥🤠🚁
@samiamersni19876 ай бұрын
T’es trop belle
@KG713-iu6xt5 ай бұрын
Man I love this guy!! When he gets back home he needs to consider a career in comedy 😂😂
@legendarygaming98915 ай бұрын
bro is too serious and funny i cannot stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂
@witziliwitlewitzconzin2419 ай бұрын
Imagine passing by and watching your colonel seducting a humvee
@frenchieanndionisiokurokaw90369 ай бұрын
Hahahaahahha
@a-badie46179 ай бұрын
Pretty sure that is a Sergeant First Class patch
@theofficialkdot9 ай бұрын
SFC my guy
@Im_in_your_walls-bl2hk9 ай бұрын
I would’ve been embarrassed for them and walked away
Humvee unironically had a sexier startup than the Bentley
@shaolinmaster85839 ай бұрын
U mean bahntley
@murkyturkey52389 ай бұрын
I felt the same
@Someguythatplaysbuildaboat9 ай бұрын
@@shaolinmaster8583bro I KNOW YOU SAYTHAT BC OF THE WOMAN🤣
@TransformersCarFan9 ай бұрын
Isn't that a Rolls
@Kay_AL9 ай бұрын
@@TransformersCarFanno 😂 what rolls Royce has a Bentley logo on the wheel cap 💀
@Acma-Acma5 ай бұрын
"We don't have one" 😂😂😂
@shemmarchapman49445 ай бұрын
Humvee had me cackling after 1:00 am, but as soon as he said wait i almost died, my outburst of laughter was so historical it pissed off my dad and literally almost beat beat the shit outta me
@kami4399 ай бұрын
Never seen someone sexually harass a Bentley before
@ramleehamdin18479 ай бұрын
I also never seen someone caressing military humvee b4. 😅😅
@SonaNerikov9 ай бұрын
And I've never seen car enthusiast actually paying attention to vehicle/mechanical field. Like seriously the engineering function of humvee exceeds ANY sports car in existence.
@inuyasha48899 ай бұрын
@@ramleehamdin1847gotta get to the motor pool more often. Grease apes just going to town on mufflers.
@bikramdeepsingh59019 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@smolltaco56679 ай бұрын
@SonaNerikov yeah ok show me all the humvees in racing then
@QuackerrAwts9 ай бұрын
The sexiest Humvee ever advertised
@acejohnson45139 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@storyanaksekolah29 ай бұрын
RPG7 : come here baby 😂
@yumanorfolk31039 ай бұрын
@@storyanaksekolah2eh waste of RPG's, they die from land mines and IED's instead, much cheaper.
@hyperactiveofficial80969 ай бұрын
"Behind every sexy Humvee, there is an even sexier man." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
@censored4christ1629 ай бұрын
We see the humvee as trash because they wont sell us them brand new off the factory floor like the constitution intended am i right fellas whos with me? I am for real.
@TheHirohikoArakiАй бұрын
Unlike Bentley, this Humvee has been through *wars* 🚬🗿
@GawinNatenSimple5 ай бұрын
this made my day. Salute to you sir 😂
@xXDiver12Xx9 ай бұрын
That "wait" had me 😂
@nyonyahapache57739 ай бұрын
Me too😂😂😂
@tinthepotato9 ай бұрын
SAME AHAHAAH
@TheEconomist7.09 ай бұрын
@@nyonyahapache5773 🤣🤣 Too Good
@Jay_wisely219 ай бұрын
Lmfao 😂
@thomasmontclair9409 ай бұрын
FR!
@brothermouzone13079 ай бұрын
The cleanest Humvee I have seen.
@HaztolLive9 ай бұрын
Fr
@strv819 ай бұрын
There will never be a true clear humvee
@melquisedecgonzalez86989 ай бұрын
Word 😂
@thepizzacarpizza10569 ай бұрын
um akshualy it's called a HMMWV
@thelegogamer37399 ай бұрын
Fr tho
@user-fm4wc9om4q5 ай бұрын
Bro I LOVE YOU
@thelegendary014 күн бұрын
He said with a feel😅
@mochaluk9 ай бұрын
Jokes killin' me on "wait" and "we don't have one" 😂😂
@kevinchristochanel63458 ай бұрын
lol me too 🤣
@kennedy37818 ай бұрын
@ykpauHa404 Keep crying vatnik
@telisah96118 ай бұрын
This is sooo Army relatable!!!😂
@TheReal_JG8 ай бұрын
@ykpauHa404 if only you knew what happened to them in the past 20 years in Iraq and Afghanistan. . . .🫠🔥 Shit was rough to survive in a convoy out there.
@Mjelliee6 ай бұрын
bro has a killer mustache
@Re-Zystin5 ай бұрын
Ye, bro has a *killer* mustache
@AmyFlannigan275 ай бұрын
So killer you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea.
@Mjelliee5 ай бұрын
pretty much that@@AmyFlannigan27
@Anonymous-hg7qq5 ай бұрын
Ya , that mustache once killed 6 million people.
@faisalislamchowdhury51835 ай бұрын
@@Anonymous-hg7qq*850K
@rahulb7525 ай бұрын
His straight face while saying humvee just kills me😂😂
@jesalthakur70954 ай бұрын
Major behind you !! Meanwhile Major :
@Spinosaurus448 ай бұрын
Seductively says “we don’t have one”
@Wertyber8 ай бұрын
lmao
@minusdagreez88178 ай бұрын
"wait" hahaahha
@cpostclothesrack20128 ай бұрын
🏆
@axadjonshorahimov82948 ай бұрын
@@minusdagreez8817😅
@axadjonshorahimov82948 ай бұрын
😅
@meekserge63007 ай бұрын
"Wait, we don't have one", got ma a** rollin...💀💀💀
@huangyiwensqps656015 күн бұрын
The engine helped me a step of stripping down all my brain cells 😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@danim841411 күн бұрын
We‘re committing war crimes with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
@LeCars9 ай бұрын
Commander: wtf are you doing there
@zizzeldownsss29479 ай бұрын
Plot twist : he's the commander 😂
@jjsolstice72839 ай бұрын
Soldier: Humvie!! Sir!!
@Aryan-nv9kd9 ай бұрын
"Private Fakface! Stop molesting that steering wheel and report for toilet duty!"
@andrewwritesel15859 ай бұрын
🤣🤣@@Aryan-nv9kd
@a-badie46179 ай бұрын
@@zizzeldownsss2947he's a sergeant first class there is definitely 1st sergeant watching from a second story window like wtf
@techtrendsandprofits9 ай бұрын
He floored me at “we don’t have one…”😂😂😂
@Tomatosaladz9 ай бұрын
Isn't that a war crime?
@madishinnar54979 ай бұрын
yes it is@@Tomatosaladz
@barneyt40199 ай бұрын
@@Tomatosaladzwhat's a war crime?
@cheetu84419 ай бұрын
Lmao
@WilkensTokarev22 ай бұрын
Humvee the way the soldier said it 😂 like a male sexy model hehe
@skinner2192 ай бұрын
The “wait” got me Hahahahaa
@luckynarayani46049 ай бұрын
Bentley : "I'm Rose Petal" Humvee : "I'm Hard Metal"
@honeymoonLDRX9 ай бұрын
flop
@lemon40879 ай бұрын
Goes like a 90s song😅
@andrewfortenbacher11769 ай бұрын
"Humvee...wait..." and "we don't have one". Freakin priceless!!!!
@DOKEN19849 ай бұрын
I didn't know that Lewandowski is in the military.
@Redemberdragoon9 ай бұрын
what he should have done instead of saying "we don't have one" he should have pulled the charging handle on what ever mountd gun was on the humvee
@huangyiwensqps656015 күн бұрын
“We don’t have one” 😂😂😂😂😂
@genesis8447 ай бұрын
"we don't have one" *cutely dying*
@libraryofpapel9 ай бұрын
that hawai’i coconut milk dude has a rival
@papang58639 ай бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who thought about this guy. He's hilarious!
@PalzerLama9 ай бұрын
COOEE-FEEE...PEARFECTT!
@jeremiahharris39509 ай бұрын
I honestly thought he was going to show up.
@nasapayrollsystem87019 ай бұрын
Yes ... I thought of him too.. Perfect👌
@Tibbs_Farm9 ай бұрын
Not sure which one i like better... hawaii guy's Toyota or this dude's HMMWV
@thelegendary014 күн бұрын
Imagine a blast test in end😮😮
@ser1es83523 күн бұрын
I never seen a humvee start that fast 😂
@Lankygit018 ай бұрын
Bentley: ping Humvee: THUNK
@neltonmiranda96338 ай бұрын
😂
@DragonManiac338 ай бұрын
Humvee win !!!
@BahBax8 ай бұрын
😂
@moseschong339 ай бұрын
Women: hear the bently purr Soldier: hear that humvee roar
@ttdanimations12319 ай бұрын
no need to be sexist that wasn’t the joke here 👍
@ryansparakeet9 ай бұрын
He is not being sexist it's a joke
@Farmboy40209 ай бұрын
The humvee sounds the best
@ttdanimations12319 ай бұрын
@@ryansparakeet okay sorry won’t happen again
@sbcavo43329 ай бұрын
you say roar but its more like a knock then a bang then a whole lotta rattling
@fazliddinotaboyev18384 ай бұрын
1😂😂Bentley :where is my SKIRT . 2😂😂Hamvi : oh sheet where is my gun
@team_blobz60125 ай бұрын
The " wait" is what kills me not to mention the "we don't have one"
@benjaminachan85667 ай бұрын
This is definitely the guy the Internet needs right now.
This is what i was waiting for the whole time....or just something crazy
@alexsalvi18249 ай бұрын
who is this cow?
@DarkEmptyRoom9 ай бұрын
Dude the “we don’t have one” is killing me
@W.A.I.D.W.M.L9 ай бұрын
Killing me? Humvee? Wait…
@a_zim28129 ай бұрын
😂
@ugegegodris4 ай бұрын
He secretly said to the camera "we don't have one"
@ondreatorrence43223 ай бұрын
That guys mustache is nice 👌. ❤❤
@Yoriichi_Sengoku9 ай бұрын
His mustache makes this 100x better😂
@cqokie_doodles9 ай бұрын
🙋卍 german looking ah
@ridwanhaque23699 ай бұрын
Feels like Dr. Disrespect from Amazon without the shades.
@coryboy3459 ай бұрын
POOOOOLEEEEECE DAT MOOOOSTACHE!!!!!!
@boxofmadness25119 ай бұрын
100x Bentley
@ambitiouslee79819 ай бұрын
Best recruitment ad ever
@ScorpionFTW9 ай бұрын
Yep, signing up today
@therealpanse9 ай бұрын
Ah yes. A short making fun of asmr videos is exactly what I needed to convince me to get shot.
@justinkim77569 ай бұрын
@@therealpansesound like a skill issue
@therealpanse9 ай бұрын
@@justinkim7756 is it? How much skill do you need to win the lottery of war?
@justinkim77569 ай бұрын
@@therealpanse lmao dude nobody cares about ur anti war stance lmfao
@tootssamaritajr.79112 ай бұрын
Humvee: Sir please stop massaging me it hurts 😅
@joshuarino36815 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 we don't have one.. just cracked me up this one😂😂😂
@MrCharles269 ай бұрын
That has to be the cleanest f****** Humvee I've ever seen in my entire life
@grahameward75059 ай бұрын
Afuckingmen to that
@Paladin_Aurum9 ай бұрын
Especially surprising belonging to a NG unit somewhere in Virginia.😂
@bdbdkdfotbrveiw9 ай бұрын
It’s a “humveeee👄”
@firkejdjneii282839 ай бұрын
it looks like its on display or something
@michaelsalinas88529 ай бұрын
Fuck yea it is either way this video got me 😂
@UncleNeil9 ай бұрын
My chest hair grew 6 inches when you fired that hummer up!
@rutvikrs9 ай бұрын
I grew a bush by the end of this short🥲
@mr.stickguy68418 ай бұрын
@@rutvikrsIn your butt hole in particular?
@Ghostspider185 ай бұрын
The way his hand moved across it😆😆😅😅😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bbmgamer67464 ай бұрын
Oh man i love this guy...😂
@TherealAbrahamLopez9 ай бұрын
That silent blinker on the humve is the essence of luxury
@f-raptor-cf2xh9 ай бұрын
Why, because it works? I agree then
@liltnarg50179 ай бұрын
But I like that little clicking sound.
@stanley_marsh49 ай бұрын
That Humvee lookin' comfy ngl
@Ruvim-uk6xo9 ай бұрын
bro
@ismaelsantodomingo25609 ай бұрын
Brooo you don't know what u saying 😅
@TheLilApple9 ай бұрын
It lookin confee
@dawnsredemptiongaming55679 ай бұрын
You could not be futher from the the truth… spent a total of 9 months in one they are God awful
@NoobieLandCity9 ай бұрын
@@dawnsredemptiongaming5567 Hell I don't even need to spend 9 months in one, just going to work is far enough for me xD
@justdragogames5 ай бұрын
😂 the "we don't have one" for the lifty bar thingy
@chaewonzzzs4 ай бұрын
I like how she's like Bentley but it ain't her car
@Haz3l_eyes9 ай бұрын
She's the definition of daddy's money 💀 Edit:The tea is very hot in my comments
@fp59409 ай бұрын
No she’s Russian. Only they say Benchley.
@Bingus_Lore9 ай бұрын
@@fp5940that doesn't mean she can't be spoilt 😂
@noahjanosko89859 ай бұрын
@@Bingus_Lorecommunism can’t be spoiled
@johnspeaks559 ай бұрын
She is 100% capable to earn money with her own abilities
@loganwallace1019 ай бұрын
@@noahjanosko8985it’s Russia not the Soviet Union
@giant17798 ай бұрын
This guy deserve an Emmy award not an Oscar 😂
@nogames-rc6fz8 ай бұрын
I don't even know the difference
@-fantasy90047 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@giant17797 ай бұрын
@@nogames-rc6fz me too 😁.
@meciocio7 ай бұрын
@@nogames-rc6fzoscars are for movies emmys are for tv shows
@VEVOHADIMUSIC7 ай бұрын
F that give him a peace Nobel prize
@shafiemuwonge8244 ай бұрын
Am you so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣,i can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
@Kakulito_Boricua5 ай бұрын
I am fascinated by your parodies, with this one you have excelled. First time I see your channel, congratulations. Blessings from Puerto Rico ✌🏻😁🇵🇷
@Jachai_Castaneda10 ай бұрын
The water bottle falling tho🤣🤣🤣
@xrayban29 ай бұрын
Beware of accident if it gets under the brake 😉
@flautaaseren9 ай бұрын
@@xrayban2nahh bro if that shit clicked the wrong button it would've gone kaboom💥💀
@trevorirby59359 ай бұрын
Y’all not have cup holders?
@gamergodofjustice9 ай бұрын
@@trevorirby5935cup holders were not issued as part of the uniform. Even if they were it be like the rain jackets the never get to be used because someone will always forget theirs
@cabledad659 ай бұрын
That's why Amazon sells magnetic cup holders.😂😂😂😂😂😂
@immanuelvanlalawmpuia60703 ай бұрын
We don't have one caught me laughing 😂😂
@pcl165 ай бұрын
When he tapped on the wheel got me rolling 😂😂😂😂
@Xth3Z9 ай бұрын
I'm now in love with that Humvee. 😂
@subbywan14228 ай бұрын
That humvee's going places the Bently's never even dreamed of.
@matan67378 ай бұрын
Yeah it gets scrapped under military oversee instead of ending up in a chop shop.
@james-4048 ай бұрын
Iraq
@chrischin54548 ай бұрын
Taiwan…
@cynthiamoore88688 ай бұрын
Right on!
@adriancabezas45628 ай бұрын
Bentley
@RUS-ml6oe4 ай бұрын
Оч смешно, одна из самых смешных пародий, спасибо)))
@brellkimbatsa14164 ай бұрын
Final score 9-9 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@King_Bob994 ай бұрын
After he thumped the hood, he should’ve softly said “ouch”
@imranahmad-uh9fi9 ай бұрын
i'm sold on this humvee. that guy really embodies the spirit
@originalrecipe79885 ай бұрын
Seeing the humvee with a blinker is hilarious to me. Imagine being in a warzone and you're signaling every turn as you're being shot at 😂
@user-ws6hi7kw5l4 ай бұрын
Это для езды в городских условиях
@Maxie564 ай бұрын
😂 the funny thing is that my dad has a humvee
@AlejandroClaros4 ай бұрын
Rfvkj❤❤❤😂❤
@muhammadadahaputeh31793 ай бұрын
Football football@@user-ws6hi7kw5l
@Elcanaldeyoutube3 ай бұрын
@@user-ws6hi7kw5l u fxck up the fun mate
@ummahrise4 ай бұрын
I don't stop my laughing... Very funy❤❤
@inassh86855 ай бұрын
Take my money! Yes you! The "we don't have one" Humvee guy 😂
@itslo63379 ай бұрын
can it invade a milittary strongold? bentley:❌ *HUMVEE* :✅
@rahlmaclaren14789 ай бұрын
Depends on how many supermodels each holds.
@VandalAudi9 ай бұрын
Can it harvest fields of grain? John Deere Combine Harvester : ✅️ Humvee : ❌️
@fulconandroadcone94888 ай бұрын
@@VandalAudi can it plow? Mercedes Unimog : ✅️ John Deere Combine Harvester : ❌️
@Air_v28 ай бұрын
@@fulconandroadcone9488 Can it kidnap Children? Random White Van: ✅ Mercedes Unimog: ❌
@JustIkes8 ай бұрын
@@Air_v2Can it chase and arrest? Police car:✅️ Random White Van:❌️
@FLjcollins9 ай бұрын
The "Wait" is what got me. 😂😂
@rm52829 ай бұрын
Gotta let those glow plugs do their thing. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@user-ds8dq4ij6i4 ай бұрын
The whole marred man 😹😹
@shmoogit4 ай бұрын
shes like a pokemon the way she keeps repeating it 😂😂
@reyhanalexander35749 ай бұрын
The way he goes "wait" and "we dont have one" 😂😂
@Hotwater36969 ай бұрын
The “wait” got my feeling tingly.
@HadesUnknown9 ай бұрын
Same! 👏🥲
@Ali__Al-mahdi3139 ай бұрын
✨🙃
@Vida07372 ай бұрын
lol omg this made my Night lol 😂
@amiralspeedy229Bj4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 You are good !!
@Scoutrooper19 ай бұрын
This right here is *the crown jewel* of the internet
@astroman05009 ай бұрын
No.
@Scoutrooper19 ай бұрын
@@astroman0500 :(
@Scoutrooper19 ай бұрын
@@OrangeMcDuck-gx6rq :)
@josh28229 ай бұрын
@@astroman0500yet it is, get fked
@kobaba...129 ай бұрын
No.
@duncanidaho21309 ай бұрын
Guy deserves his own show. Love him.
@FastFierce9 ай бұрын
He already did back in September 1, 1939
@ju87stukadivebomber879 ай бұрын
@@FastFiercewait a minute...
@jrracingteam17329 ай бұрын
@@FastFiercebro not funny at all
@reikonkirigaja16125 ай бұрын
Bentley can go duck itself give me the ducking humvee
@toffeechoo214 ай бұрын
That "WAIT " got me😂
@shadowknight_25059 ай бұрын
Yessir. we traded the storage box for the 50 cal machine gun.
@ItsyourboyPenguinboy9 ай бұрын
Fuck yeaaa 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
@Krishnendu7929 ай бұрын
Nah, the moonroof is replaced by the 50cal gun mount, and the storage box has the ammos
@marvinthomas98979 ай бұрын
Good trade.
@loveuanta72739 ай бұрын
Merica 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@losientoo9 ай бұрын
@@loveuanta7273uh huh
@a.99139 ай бұрын
That might be the most well maintained HMMV I've ever fucking seen.
@BarakahBarakh4 ай бұрын
😂😂💪🏽You want? And he wants. And father to you both..
@Sweetkist7113 күн бұрын
You don’t understand how hard it is to open a humvee door at 11 years old
@NedstarYouTube8 ай бұрын
Keep in mind, this is a man that went through rigorous training, all to seduct a humvee