snappy452 i can picture the wizard like palpetine rub his hands together like yess let the blown engine flow through you lmfaoo

car wizard with a new rolls royce soon.

@@superHIsonickid Mr Burns ... Excellent .....

wizard sounded like peyton manning when bleeding the brakes

I bet the wizards does it on purpose so hooves can blow engines

Joe H are you drunk? He doesn’t even have “this” in the comment

🤣🤣🤣

Joe H 😂ok, you win. Im gonna go get hammered and binge watch sponge bob now. I clearly havnt done enough studying in my bikini bottom.

I love the poor people

Lol, I see what you did there haha

Wizard $$$$$$$

Wizard: Music. Sweet music.

Wizard: Thank you 🤑

Didn't want to take any chances at the track? Why is he taking a 911 to the track. If he gets another one his wife will have to call all the tracks in a 1,000 mile radius telling them not to let him take a 911 there.

Wizard more like 🤑💰

This comment needs ALL the likes

Wizard has 3 houses in California prime real estate areas thanks to Hoovie 😂

@@RealWorldCarReviews The legend goes : Car Wizard was in army as mechanic and Instead of Hooaahh, He yelled Hoovie.

Tyler is just the best meal ticket i ever seen!

*pumps nitrous into a 100hp engine and is shocked when it explodes*

McLaren probably said that because they know what will happen if they let him on track.

Dirty Bong Water, Toyota reliability? Guess Toyota showed the truth.

Oggy, instead of Toyota reliability, or Trail Rated. We need Hoovie Rated, proof, etc...

@@johnsimun6533 Nah Toyota didn't need to show any truth. They're still reliable. If you're a stupid fuck of course their car will die. Any car would.

Hoovies Garage I finally got my g2 any suggestions

Hoovies Garage Yes

Nah sorry mate

I'm 3rd yes!!!

Happy Birthday Wizard

Why is it ironic?

Now it's air cooled again.

Ironic? Because Hoovie is trying to proove that you can make do with less?

@@ProjectFairmont gotcha. I thought you were referring to the 911 itself. Unfortunately this is common with thr Mezger engine.

Ask me how i know :)

Regular coolant is just as slick as oil on a racing surface though. That's why just about any racing series requires you to run water with just a little additive (aka "water wetter") and not anti-freeze.

Tons of "nothings gonna happen! How could it!?" Throughout... absolutely perfect tragic comedy

This is what they should teach in school

Wizard repairs all his cars with 1 psecific flaw to guarantee they come back to him.

sam newman More like he didn’t fix one well known fatal flaw in the Porsche GT1 engine block. Tracking a GT1 block Porsche without pinning or welding the coolant pipes basically guarantees this exact failure will happen.

Hoovie + Track = Diaster + KZfaq Clicks Galore

The 911 isn't a suitable car for that equation

Among other reasons ....

Give him permission? For his own car? Is there something in the contract that limits track use? Not being rude but I got questions!

@@Mijaycapri79 Correct. No warranty if it even touches the track. Shows very low confidence in their product to me.

Mijay Padilla it only affects the warranty. You can do whatever you want with your car, but McLaren will cancel the warranty contract if they find out. (And I guess they will, since the car is monitoring everything.)

@@Mijaycapri79 It's because of the McLAREN extended warranty. He can do anything he wants, and void the warranty. It's a McLaren. Every time it break, about every 6 days, it's $32,000.

Making more money than him

Some Dude wearing tank tops filling his pool with bean bags.

@@somedude5174 just proof how stupid America is becoming.

The best thing that ever happened to 996/997 cars was the IMS issue. That way it overshadowed all the other issues that suck a Porsche owners wallet more than a 1st ex-wife.

@Lassi Kinnunen Weight savings.

The Wizard should have know about this!!! It can be a simple quick fix, drill/tap/screw .. to pin those glued fittings in place.

@@dilligaf0220 If you consider the amount of performance you're getting for ~$35K or whatever Hoovie paid for this 996TT and how otherwise reliable they are, it's not so bad in my opinion. Granted, it's quite a bit of car to handle and there are definitely cheaper options out there for track cars with similar performance like a C5 Z06 'vette or something. Kinda funny when you consider the cost of pinning/welding the coolant lines on a GT1 motor is almost the exact same as the cost of the IMS retrofit on the M96 motors but no one ever talks about that, like you said. Ultimately, i'd say that 996/997s are right down the middle for maintenance costs. Worse than GM, Ford, Dodge, etc for parts cost but usually on par with BMW or Audi. And way cheaper than the exotics. And I say this as someone who's dropping $1k on a new water pump/thermostat/belt on my 997S next week. I've heard that a C5 water pump job usually runs more than a grand, so I can't complain too much.

@@wobblysauce So is dumping the coolant, theres gotta be a few kilos of water in there. (joke)

*cars

Pwahaha! !!!!!!!!!!!!

best comment period!

Now him and the car wizard gotta tear apart the engine and replace the piston rings you fried.

*DANGER TO MANIFOLD*

Pontiac Maniac me to 🤔

Same lmao

Dude, I was dying at the end for some reason...glad other people shared my amusement.

@@trvr82 Considering it's a quote and all.

@@trvr82 Also, if a comment on someone else's youtube video get's you this worked up, and is completely unrelated to you in every way, you might want to go speak with a doctor.

@@trvr82 ....pity you didn't end with a period.....

I'm not entirely sure how that equates to me becoming "worked up". Unless of course, this is a sarcastic comment, which does not translate well via text.

@@CrashMk it's a meme.

Sam Berube I so agree. It was fitting

TIL what vaporwave is!

@@jeffreysalzman1497 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaporwave

Hoovie's theme - Depressed version - check!

Tell me about it with my driving, I go through AC compressors in my 2003 Ford Taurus like the majority of the Hooptie fleet goes through head gaskets

NOT GREAT NOT TERRIBLE

@@alfyer5 amended per your reccomendation 👌

It's not 3, it's 1.5!

that Chernobyl Quote fit perfectly.

Get him out of here he’s delusional.

I don't think he know how to drive. Maybe he should only drive automatic cars.

Logan hoodies luck lol

@Lassi Kinnunen Are kidding me?

@@blackericdenice tell me how did he drive "wrong" again? all shifts u can see in video happened way before redline. burning clutch doesn't make any fluids come out.

Think it's on purpose. Brings views and attention.

Same here. I pinned mine myself. Cheap to do yourself but lots of labor if you pull the engine yourself. I did mine, plus added a heap of go fast goodies while I was in there. Love some good preventative maintenance with a splash of horsepower Haha. Enjoy your 996tt!

I think it's a mis-attributed quote.. Unlikely Einstein ever said that. And even if he did, isn't that the definition of stupidity instead of insanity? Anyway, always thought it didn't make sense:)

Jonnu Barr 10 ads he doesn’t care he milking us for money

- Vaas

Spoiler alert!! Lol

And brilliant

I lost it.

9999

Only haters care and nobody cares about haters

Mitchell Steindler only haters care? I think you call someone who doesn’t care about what they spend money on an idiot not a hater

Shhhhhh they’re helping great KZfaqrs do cool things

If you notice the watch he shows isn’t even moving the seconds hand.

Shhh We know but let's not say that out loud

The mclaren warranty will be voided if he takes it on the track. Mclaren isn’t stupid they know hoovie will blow it

sed8181 agreed... hence my mocking/sarcastic suggestion that he do it...

Ian Malone 😂

Tom don’t forget too that they come straight piped right from the factory, those little suckers are fun.

micro christ yeah, there’s no way they’re factory straight piped, but the Abarth exhaust sounds crazy for such a tiny engine.

I was going to say that he should get a plate now that reads "500KLR".

You learn so much more fundamentals about balance, turn in speeds and exit speeds, corner positioning and how to predict a cars behaviour with an under powered low grip car like that than in some huge HP machine IMHO. I keep thinking about getting one of the little 900cc Lotus 7's that'll reward good car control at non lethal speeds as a 2nd car because of this.

The last time I remarked that my Cummins was running perfectly, the computer went out 🤨

This is soo true

Or get your car all ready for sale...

Literally, this is the truest statement.

@@papatorr3669 yes, so true. My 996tt was all sorts of angry when I was preparing to sell it recently. But luckily just small/easy fixes.

maybe the "wizard" should have done that BEFORE going to the track...

@@frankburn6312 engine needs to be pulled to pin or weld the lines, not a quick or cheap endeavor. Some people do pin with the engine but its probably more of a pain in the ass than just pulling it.

Glad I’m not the only one creeped out by men shaving their arms to show off jewelry better.

"Y-you just w-wait RIGHT THERE"

Tracks might start banning hoovie 😁

DO you blame him? I was surprised he didn't do a victory lap and spill coolant on the entire lap like he usually does when he is leaking fluids. xD

This issue has been known to wreck people driving behind 996tts. Coolant is almost as slick as oil and actually more difficult to clean up, it can really mess up a track day. That's why some tracks require the pin/weld fix on 996 turbos, as well as running distilled water without antifreeze in it.

Yes! Everyone allowed in with helmet unless first name Tyler.

It's always funny until you get a copyright claim slapped against you

I agree! This is a KNOWN ISSUE.

It's possible he didn't do it intentionally in order to have more content. Those breakdown videos get a lot of views.

Емил Ефендулов gotta them views somehow.

It was more important to burn the money on wrap...

So true and famous issue on mezger. My 996 Gt3 has had the mod too to ensure it won't happen !

Haha! Me too

Same here hahaha

Lol same

@Joe H That's why my face is screaming in pain

RIP Pupper

A gaping third hole

Your punctuation is wrong. It should read "Surprise! Third hole..."

Is it one that is sometimes found in toilet cubicles?

I doubt that very much! Tyler probably was like "no, I don't want to pay for that."

Welcome To The Madness They don’t close the track for water. It was coolant, which most tracks ban because it’s a nightmare to clean when a hose or radiator pops.

Coolant line failure is a common 996 turbo issue. Most of us don't buy one that hasn't had the lines pinned as a result. It's a $2,000 service.

@@ImTheJoker4u +

@@ImTheJoker4u That's what I meant....sorry for not being specific. Since I don't think he would only run water in the part of the country that he lives in.

+1

The parts are $500. It doesn't take $10k to take a 911 motor out. You can drop the motor in an hour.

Ronald Thompson no you can’t. It takes a solid 6-8 hours if you’re really good. Call any trusted Porsche shop to do this on a 911 turbo. Quote is 8 hours to get out 8 to pin and install pipes, hoses, o rings, 8 hours back in. Plus shop equipment and fluids. Gotta bleed the clutch after as well. You are clueless sir

@@turbomopie 2 hours

iTheGeek I’m speaking from experience. I’d like to know how many of you have even performed this job. I have a lift at home all tools with an extra set of hands. The fittings are underneath the heat exchanger. Sharkwers pipes were $490 on sale. I replaced $800 worth of Porsche hoses, lines to the turbos etc. the price was at cost. A shop is gonna charge a ton for labor to do all that stuff

pedro carton lol

Knowing that Hoovie buys the cheapest from everything, it's probably a 50$ replica from China... :D

its an issue on the 996 and 997 turbos/ gt2 cars not sure about others

what do you mean by pin?

Kavinsky Smith basically you are securing the coolant pipes rennlist.com/forums/996-turbo-forum/914478-for-anyone-with-pinned-coolant-lines.html

I wasnt even aware that was a thing! I feel educated now.

@@tekkietekkie great info. Thanks! Frankly, what a stupid design. I guess it shows that water-cooling is not a part of Porsche's DNA.

yES...BAD MECHANIC

I was thinking the same thing. I'm sure he must, they aren't expensive, probably more for build up in the video.

This was 100% for the video and entertainment...come'on man.

LOL!

LOL!! Savage comment is Savage!

@@crispindry2815 you gotta be really fun at parties.

Ogri Grindstaff it’s called blowing a hose so technically he did blow it up

@@crispindry2815 no engine actually blows up, not unless you strap tnt to it 😝 He could have cracked a head, blown a gasket, this is hoovie we're talking about here.

@@juststeve5542 bullshit , come to a diesel event when one of our setups let go it's catastrophic and down right dangerous sometimes... Like a 40000 RPM compressor wheel going completely through the front end and never being able to find it... Or check out 1320s video on the dyno a few weeks ago when I think it was D and J's truck blew up

No wonder McLaren doesn't let him go there without losing the warranty.

He’ll “learn” when these videos of stuff breaking don’t bring in hundreds of thousands of views 😉

The NSX took it like a champ though

When will the track ban Hoovie?

It's click bait, it's fine.

Exactly. I did mine before I ever set foot on the track. Also people should run distilled water and not coolant when running a track day.

Exactly. The WhizzTurd is vastly overrated.

@@lynnpoole7830 +1

@@lynnpoole7830 Turbowski>wizard

I’m sure he’s a good general mechanic, but for these nicer cars you really should at least consult a specialist. This is a very well known fault of these engines.

Ok stop bashing Wizard, I think he’s good. I meant he’s not a track junkie so he should have car checked by a track junkie shop.

One a man has to do to get some likes...

That warranty clause is there for a reason......

A combination of buying used and abused sports cars and probably something idiosyncratic with his driving.

And that is what makes him a wizard. He is also a wizard never having dirt on him. While David Copperfield makes things disappear the wizard makes his pay check float.

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!!!!! ty

oooooor it cant possibly be from the fact that hoovi buys trash cars that are already broken??

@@MacNifty hahaha thanks man,you just made me laugh!

@iTheGeek exactly