True pacifism is making others do the killing for you

Scared is so devoted to pacifism he killed his own friend to stop him fighting the bandits, what an inspiration

Just made a new character and made him an argonian named "not-on-the-list" so the imperial who says "He's not on the list" sounds like hes scared of me.

Definition of pacifist: refuses all forms of violence Kevin’s definition: I can’t kill them but I can lead them into situations that cause death

NPC: "Is someone there?" Kevin: "No, must have been the wind" NPC: "Did the wind just say 'must have been the wind'!?"

I like this mercenary lady. Dude comes up to her, looking like a bad wood carving, asks for help, doesn't have money, comes back a few days later with money, tells her to kill one dude, and then asks her for her hand in marriage- and she's like, yeah, sure, why not, that's grand.

The only person Kevin killed was his companion, even as a pacifist he always finds a way to betray npc's that trust him

Even as a pacifist, Kevin cannot stop himself from killing his friend... oh no

Bride: "I do, now & forever." Groom: "Can I have that 500 gold back?"

I love how quickly Kevin managed to actually kill someone despite being a pacifist; due to the age old problem of accidentally punching when you meant to cast a heal spell.

Kevin was a really good pacifist. He passed a fist right through Faendal's skull.

kevin silently clapping faendal in the back of the head in the midst of combat and accidentally murdering him is so fucking funny

Kevin: Today we playing as a pacifist. My brain: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Why do I get the feeling that Kevin keeps being a pacifist to compensate for something extremely evil he’s planning

Scared was a pacifist and the one time he wasn’t was to kill his companion 😭😂😂

I think it's hilarious that Kevin actively avoided starting the Thieves Guild questline and that just so happens to be one of the easiest ways to play as a pacifist

"Playing Skyrim as a pacifist is funnier than it should be" Strangely enough, I think being a pacifist is becoming Kevin's new addiction

Kevin: “Playing Skyrim as a pacifist is way funnier than it should be” NPCs: Another day of freedom, but how long will it last

Kevin in Skyrim normally: Murders, Steals and causes Chaos Kevin in Skyrim as a Pacifist: Murders, Steals an causes Chaos

Skyrim tip: avoid walking over bones, those will hurt you Flawless game

Why do I want Kevin, to do a full playthrough of this game as a Pacifist, constantly getting Companions to aid him.

me: having bad day kevin: hey there friends me: having good day

Imagine kevin barging into the morgue going "DO YOU DO MARRAIGE!?"

you could technically buy an early spell like muffle from farengar, and just spam it to level up, put all points into magic, level up illusion and restoration as much a possible. double cast heal self and heal other and make a follower do everything for you, and sneak about with illusion spells, head over to the college right away for invisibility from the dark elf lol. you really could pacifist this game. I fear 'Dad' in f4 wont get off so easy.

Kevin: I have this huge list of games I haven't even opened. Also Kevin: let's play something I've already played, but a little bit different Me: I'll watch any video from Kevin, as they always bring me joy

Skyrim creators: the point of the game is to be an epic warrior Kevin: I think I'll become a pacifist in this game and have an elf do my killings

'im a pacifist i dont kill anyone' *proceeds to murder the only person whos trying to help him*

Just passing through, sorry. I'm a pass-ifist. Was that Kevin just being big brained or unintentionally punny? Asking because he usually gives us a "see what I did there" when it comes to puns

Even when Kevin's a pacifist he still causes destruction. Maybe that car gave him super powers?

NPC: "is someone there" Kevin: "No no must of been the wind goodbye" NPC: uhh?

Kevin playing into the Fool archetype by accidentally killing his companion the first time he actively tries to take something into his own hands. Chef's kiss.

the fact that he spent so long trying to avoid a fight and then breaks that vow just to KO his companion and dip im Howlingggg

you should play Fallout New Vegas as a Murderer who kills everyone, since in that game you can literally kill every main character and the game will still work

i like this pattern emerging where you leave all the dirty work to your companion while you stand by just stirring things up as a self proclaimed pacifist

-Kevin not using the command button for his companions -Me crying in anguish of how painful this is too watch

Scared: "I will roleplay as a pacifist by that I mean I'll have others do the killings for me" *Join the Thalmor faction hidden quest unlocked*

‘Violence is never the answer’ should be changed to ‘violence is usually the answer’- CallMeKevin It’s more grounding

Before watching it: if it’s anything like a “pacifist” in fallout just invest in conjuring xD

"I gotta make the most innocent or pathetic looking person ever." *makes something that looks like me* 😟

If only Kevin joined the Theives Guild, they're not overly fond of murder. And if he had married he could have used the partner as a companion

kevin as a pacifist is a concept i still struggle to understand

Damn, he should've pronounced "scared" the same way the name "Jared" is pronounced. Missed opportunity

"All you had to do was follow the damn spiders, Harry!" - Hagrid

I created a pacifist character 2 years ago and she's been working out fine. There are a LOT of quests I can't do so instead of killing I either sneak past everyone or let followers do it for me

Kevin's niche is playing games the exact opposite way they are intended to be played

Kevin: what if I get married and mooch off my wife Don't see why not Kevin you did it in Bitlife as Sugar Baby

“Playing Skyrim as a pacifist” Scared - king hits fandel

This is honestly one of the best videos I’ve seen yet! Couldn’t stop laughing the entire time! Thank you for making my day even better, Kevin! 🙂

I love kevin and his consistent uploads. Its so relieving to sit down after a long hard day and enjoy his videos and forget about life for a while

I'm reluctantly asking Kevin to play Monkey Island "TM" when I'd rather just enjoy the video.

Wow! This is the most romantic thing I've seen since Super Seducer.

I love the fact that even when he does a non-violent run, Kevin is still evil

I feel deeply disturbed by the fact Kevin has been more of a pacifist recently

It's times like this I wish I could tell Kevin he can order his companion to attack for him without getting hit in the face multiple times.

The fact that he didn’t know he could *tell* his follow to attack was sad but amusing

I still find it weird Kevin playing as a pacifist in games NPCs: nope don't believe it

Stealth and Illusion. Literally a fudgmuppet build

it's kinda strange to be seeing Kevin being the opposite of what he really is... but i'm really enjoying it and as always, great vid Kevin, i honestly love the twist you put into each game and the different types of your own personality you introduce into each vid, so thanks a lot for always brightening my day

I honestly love that you’re doing some fun challenges lately Kevin!

Day 449 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

I just want to say these past few weeks have been an absolute battle for me, but oh how my heart lifted to see Kevin post a video. Kevin, you've been a ray of twisted sunshine in a very difficult time. Thank you so much for all the demented content, it makes me smile every day

The fact that the only damage he directly causes was to sucker punch his own follower in the back while the follower is fighting a bandit chief for him, and ends up killing the follower, just makes this whole thing hilarious.

I laughed so hard I cried when he accidentally killed Faendal; the running commentary is hilarious!

Imagine Kevin doing an actual pacifist run with illusion and conjuration spells

The treasure maps are made in the style of old frontier maps where it wasnt top down/bird's eye. They made them from the perspective of wherever they were standing.

I would love more of this, if you're up for it? It's so entertaining watching you half critically think about which action would make sense, and half bumble and stumble your way through the whole thing! For me, that equals 100% pure Kevin hilarity and I'm 100% here for it. You, Sir, are good at your job! 😁

this video was surprisingly enjoyable???? I'd love to see more of these videos, youre very charismatic and i love your editing style, it makes for really entertaining videos :)

i'd love to see a continuation of the pacifist run if ur willing to continue , you should try conjuration , alteration and illusion magic

when scared hit faendal with like 1hp I cried laughing. I almost choked. I haven't laughed that hard in months thank you

I absolutely love this revisit of old games!! Keep em coming Kevin~

Please continue this playthru, it’s absolute gold!! 😂

I love how Kevin doesn’t know he coulda just gotten a free companion by speaking to the Jarl of Whiterun haha

I look forward to when he starts playing GTA5 as pacifist and spends 32 hours in a mission

Adding the indie tag to Skyrim was a really nice touch lol

Right when the video ended I realized that he just spent the entire video trying to kill three bandits

It feels like being nice to NPCs is Kevins new addiction

What a sweet tale. A man went from rags to riches (metaphorically), all while not hitting anyone

This was hilarious! Please continue this save!

kevin: chooses imperials and feindel me: and i took that personally

Day 48 of asking Kevin to play Boyfriend Dungeon. Day 3 of wishing Kevin and Anna a safe and refreshing holiday. Day 1 of asking Kevin to play “therapy with dr. albert krueger”

I love how Kevin always plays games the way their not supposed to be played.

This generally made me laugh, nice job.

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time

Last time I was this early, Kevin killed everyone equally.

Dayyy 70 of asking Kevin to do another "Baking Bad" Yesterday is over...

Please continue this, most entertaining thing I've seen all day. 🙏🏽

College has been stressing me out lately so I decided to take a break and watch this, sooo glad I did because @7:08 I couldn’t stop laughing. Thanks Kevin!

I love this

I've never seen Kevin being a pacifist more than once, I hope he's doing ok

I love you bro, I’ve been watching ur video for such a long time!❤️

I am sure our lord and savior (second from Jim) Todd howard intended this game to be played like this

"Playing Skyrim as a pacifist is way funnier than it should be" More like... *bore ragnarok*

This video had a much happier ending than your typical CallMeKevin video, which is saying s lot, since every video has a happy ending.

Also,great vid Kevin. Ty for posting this when u DID. Such great graphics too on this game. Amazing graphics👍✌️. HOPE you show us all MORE vids from this game. ✌️

Day 9 of asking Kevin to play Eviebot

Looks like grilling and eating a baby has had too much of a burden. And being the Irish Catholic he is; he has decided to be a pacifist. *Jim Pickens won't be happy with that*

The pacifist used his paci-fist to kill his own friend to save a bandit. What a lad.

Love ya Kevin! Best KZfaqr in my opinion keep it up man ya always cheer me up

Kevin haa been playing games like a pacifist lately so... Mortal kombat as a pacifist? (Obviously a joke since its not possible)

Day 486 of asking Kevin to ACTUALLY revisit the Bee Movie Game