Calm Sleep Story

Calm Sleep Story - SNL

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6 ай бұрын

Timothée Chalamet's Calm app sleep story recording session doesn't go as planned.
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@calm 6 ай бұрын

How did they know about our directing techniques? TBH... we'd still listen to this.

@jonathansetzer6456 6 ай бұрын

Calm huh? This sketch wasn’t so calm.

@gwynnie_bird 6 ай бұрын

😂

@DareToDreamBig757 6 ай бұрын

hire timothee chalamet

@bac-up6758 6 ай бұрын

Lol! Welcome sir!

@callmeshaggy5166 6 ай бұрын

I meant to say something witty earlier but I fell asleep

@nicarainbow5646 6 ай бұрын

"Chatty lil bitch" got me 😂😂

@anto4380delaguaridaa 6 ай бұрын

his voice is actually so soothing, I need this

@jamesanderson6373 6 ай бұрын

Reported. Scammer

@theodorerobert6579 6 ай бұрын

No it's not!

@patr9117 6 ай бұрын

Right.

@nedacekovic6140 4 ай бұрын

"baby boy" got me😂😂

@jamiegdubois 6 ай бұрын

I would actually kinda like to see this be a reoccurring series. Have different actors read story for the Calm Sleep app that become progressively more and more bizarre.

@joedecristoforo5434 6 ай бұрын

It is, but for JJ Watt/Madden etc

@sh3cat13 6 ай бұрын

Dude I would love that

@85jongo 6 ай бұрын

Chalamet is just one of those hosts who knows how to nail it on SNL like Baldwin. Would be awesome to see him host in coming years.

@phoenixluk 6 ай бұрын

He does! But he also gives everyone the respect and flowers they deserve. He finds a way to make them shine too, which I think is not only extra good as the host but as someone in the industry that really isn't so big.

@sjinzaar 6 ай бұрын

Baldwin or Chalamet? ❤😂

@phoenixluk 6 ай бұрын

@@sjinzaar My boy, Chalamet. How can you not love a guy like that? And he's so young. The youngest to be nominated for an Oscar at that time. He's going to do amazing things.

@jamesgoble9254 6 ай бұрын

so, dont give chalamet a gun, noted.

@norahfarber1076 6 ай бұрын

Not sure what you meant but Baldwin has hosted SNL 17 times and this clip is from Chalamet's second time hosting SNL.

@Kool-AidKitten 6 ай бұрын

I would totally listen to this if it was released as a Sleep Story. I was dying of laughter over this skit! 😂

@DrChristopherMueller 6 ай бұрын

Which part of this dog shit was Funny?

@mds1171 6 ай бұрын

ya right bot

@nate9361 6 ай бұрын

Then it would be really terrible as a sleep story.

@Mattel_IQ 6 ай бұрын

the fuck is that !!?@@SaturdayNightLiveLive

@jaredt.murphy8257 6 ай бұрын

He has some recorded on the "calm" app, "the #1 meditation app"

@zoebass3459 6 ай бұрын

how does alec baldwin ALWAYS come back 😭

@bn8682 6 ай бұрын

not sure perhaps by being rich in a notoriously corrupt state like New Mexico where he killed someone not so long ago?

@Jmcinally94 6 ай бұрын

They're just gonna drip feed him tiny cameos until people change their association with him. Lorne Michael enabling his character rehabilitation better than any other PR firm

@panthersoul 6 ай бұрын

He ain’t back yet. He shot someone and took no responsibility. I think Lorne is done.

@amdrewgamer 6 ай бұрын

@@panthersoulare you fucking serious? he fired a gun that was supposed to be an empty prop gun, it was in zero way his fault

@Killgore-ip2yq 6 ай бұрын

@panthersoul It was an accident, but I understand you could cause the confusion there.

@laalaa99stl 6 ай бұрын

"Plants to plot./pot" Timmy steamrolled that botched line like a pro!

@UnderstandingDarkness 6 ай бұрын

1:33

@BankaiFever 6 ай бұрын

In character flub = on purpose

@DeathnoteBB Ай бұрын

@@BankaiFeverIt definitely wasn’t on purpose

@brandilepage4052 Ай бұрын

It was an accident for shre

@Briannaf57 6 ай бұрын

Timothee needs to do one of these for real because his voice is incredibly calming.

@mydogsartforyou2600 6 ай бұрын

why was he wearing a backpack

@Infinite-Animation-Art 27 күн бұрын

That is a good question?!😮😮😮😮

@obriendeb61 27 күн бұрын

It’s probably fashion!

@gga83 26 күн бұрын

To seems like is a casual moment

@gwenalyn1410 19 күн бұрын

Why is he so hot?

@imanolvalencia8894 12 күн бұрын

A backpack is a sign of youth that's what he said

@ChantaBrite 6 ай бұрын

Punkie looked so nice here

@seffishestopal5950 6 ай бұрын

I don't care what Timothée Chalamet says. He'll always make me go to sleep by his voice alone.

@cwg73160 6 ай бұрын

Did he say you couldn’t go to sleep?

@Firepuma27 6 ай бұрын

I melt when he speaks French

@javiruiz8365 6 ай бұрын

Right!! He is so boring

@Noxic72 4 ай бұрын

@@javiruiz8365 that's not what they're saying pookie

@trangvu2525 2 ай бұрын

@@javiruiz8365you are.not him

@ClassicBookASMR 6 ай бұрын

I love Dismukes so much. He has a million dollars and looks exactly like Brad Pitt.

@e.d.4664 6 ай бұрын

you can tell he had fun with this one😭😭

@tae7x 6 ай бұрын

between "nah, that's not it" and timothee full on screaming... wow 😂

@veramerlot4111 6 ай бұрын

You gonna drive me crazy baby boy🤣🤣🤣 I love andrew.

@peteywheatstraws4909 6 ай бұрын

This guy knew how to work his material. Excellent MC.

@jojomakes 6 ай бұрын

Punkie’s eye makeup looks so pretty!

@reginageorgetownuni Ай бұрын

...said Dumbledore calmly.

@Poisonousivie 17 күн бұрын

😆

@LycanLink 6 ай бұрын

I could definitely fall asleep to Alec Baldwin talking about his patented homemade recipe for Schweddy Balls.

@SuzieRox 6 ай бұрын

amen

@luzrodriguez1214 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 yes

@rachnakochhar7822 6 ай бұрын

Would love a sleep story read by Timothee Chalamet @calm

@emilypratt699 6 ай бұрын

we need a full one now timothee

@andwa5172 6 ай бұрын

Actually fell asleep to the story before it got to minute 2 - highly recommend Chalamet as an actual Calm host for the future!

@HeTurnsHimselfIntoAPickle 6 ай бұрын

Who kinda wants to hear Timothée speak French here? 🙋🏻‍♂️

@jamiegdubois 6 ай бұрын

As an Acadian and fan of Timothée, I would love that!

@javiruiz8365 6 ай бұрын

I’m good

@montananerd8244 6 ай бұрын

Geez lorne must really love alec. Cant say I'd be using him rn, but he is actually a fantastic narrator. He did a documentary about a local artist (ben steele, the man who painted the Bataan Death March) & he really did do an exceptional job.

@Kitty8791 6 ай бұрын

Do people not recall he was Mr. Conductor on Shining Times Station (after Ringo Starr & George Carlin) & narrated stories about Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends? He also narrated Wes Anderson's The Royal Tannenbaums.

@aungkaungkhantansonharris4829 6 ай бұрын

I would definitely listen to Timothee's sleep story if calm make it real

@crenge 6 ай бұрын

Alex Baldwin has been through a lot in recent years.I’m glad they have him back.I know it probably makes him feel good to do his hilarious comedy on the show!

@Cow80y 6 ай бұрын

🤨

@jeremyarenas6627 6 ай бұрын

you mean, killed a woman?

@Eoin-B 6 ай бұрын

I've always loved his Trump impression. I thought SNL might have done a very unfortunate cordon-sanitaire on him. He accidentally shot somebody because the studio screwed up with restricting the armoury from doing their job. I can't belive what he's going though. There is one person in our village who accidentally backed over a child 15 years ago and he has never been the same. He always carrys his head low and speaks in a quick whisper just ending each interaction with others immedatley. A total reverse of his original personality. It's so sad, I can't imagine.

@williamgullett5911 6 ай бұрын

The woman he shot doesnt care

@williamgullett5911 6 ай бұрын

@@Eoin-Bthey refilled charges against Baldwin. They don’t do that unless there is a reason. He needs to take responsibility for his actions. By the way…he was also the producer which means he hired the armorer

@user-gh5fy9bi2l 6 ай бұрын

I would actually listen to him read me a story fr 😭

@Kool-AidKitten 6 ай бұрын

"NOW I GOT DOO DOO ON MY HANDS!" I Iost it at that part! 😄

@KyCandicee 6 ай бұрын

THIS SYYYUUUCCKKSSSSSS

@vanitymarks8798 6 ай бұрын

YOU ARE GONNA DRIVE ME CRAZY BABY BOY

@hihowareyouthen 6 ай бұрын

This cracked me up! His delivery...😂

@kanyasenzsa831 6 ай бұрын

This was a good SNL episode, every skip was entertaining. Good job Timothee and cast...😊🙃😂🤣😁

@happier2075 6 ай бұрын

Man, a dream come true if Timmy did a real sleep story. I will continue pray for it.

@jaredvlogs8891 6 ай бұрын

the hair is driving me WILD.

@vmd0734 6 ай бұрын

Punkie looks GORGEOUS

@e.d.4664 6 ай бұрын

daphne is so real

@essenceedwards-burd4681 6 ай бұрын

😅😅

@mishaa7263 5 ай бұрын

punkie looks glam af in makeup 😂😂

@donaldpump8882 6 ай бұрын

I can't tell you how many times I imagine dogs pooping when I'm trying to sleep.

@callmeshaggy5166 6 ай бұрын

Please, let's keep it that way

@igorschmidlapp6987 6 ай бұрын

I don't count sheep, I count dog turds... ;-P Now, LET'S GET CALM!

@PapagenoX09 6 ай бұрын

You won the internet the day you posted this comment. 😂

@nicholasgarrick8855 6 ай бұрын

Timothee did a great job love sleep story it was so fun ,and soothing 😂.

@awesomedog01 6 ай бұрын

Saturday Night Live has been HILLARIOUS!!!! for like the last four weeks. So fun to watch again!!!!

@lucaskenjiwatanabe1986 Ай бұрын

he almost became duke of arhakis in this one

@NewMessage 6 ай бұрын

Where's that sleep demon when we need him?

@zizinnnn 6 ай бұрын

Timmy did a good job

@jamesmueller5038 2 ай бұрын

Wow, what a comedic genius, he kills it every time.

@zabooka 6 ай бұрын

So calming

@autumnmoonASMR 6 ай бұрын

i love all these skits but i also love how his perfume ad was right before this i thot it was a part of snl loollll

@krafty0518 6 ай бұрын

*Note to self: do not listen with any food or beverage otherwise you will choke and/or spit!!! I listen to Calm every night and found this parody absolutely hilarious!!!!!

@kotkaconforza 6 ай бұрын

Punkie really got to work this week.

@erinfennessy5332 6 ай бұрын

I actually listen to the Get Sleepy stories every night 😂 this is awesome

@colehenry9208 6 ай бұрын

Like he’s really soothing

@MikhaoMehrin22 Ай бұрын

Timothée voice is soothing like an Angel But he has a deep Demon voice He showed it Dune part two as Lisan Al Gaib Notice it next time It ecos like a mix of different voice Very powerful He sometimes slips that voice here and there It comes up when he raps aggressively Or here shouts You can differentiate how different that voice is As if he's possessed 😅 I love this about him❤

@NoNameFan 4 ай бұрын

Punkie looking so pretty in this!

@dannydorko7075 6 ай бұрын

Alec Baldwin is like COVID. He just won't go away

@tiaradh650 6 ай бұрын

IM IN TEARSSSS

@TrueWalker88 6 ай бұрын

Punkie looks gorgeous.

@riverlfewer1 6 ай бұрын

Why is he wearing a backpack? 😆

@noeliaortiz2974 6 ай бұрын

This was awesome! I laughed so much and then Alec showed up! 🎉🎉😂 Perfection!! ❤

@benhofer2540 6 ай бұрын

Hey that’s the guy that murdered someone!

@SuperiorDave 4 ай бұрын

Seriously, I get tears every time I watch it

@PipHalsey 6 ай бұрын

Dang, was hoping they'd end it with Alec baldwin reading off some lines from the story.

@marvelfan1739 3 ай бұрын

I liked how Alec just clapped when he said "Calm"

@mopnem 6 ай бұрын

Timothy is working through these bad scripts, I’ll give him that.

@MJ-vu6mk 6 ай бұрын

Punkie lokks STUNNING! omg

@lgmisfit10 6 ай бұрын

ALEC BALDWIN OUT OF NO WHERE

@jessegpresley 6 ай бұрын

Duck!

@bn8682 6 ай бұрын

He should be sent back to nowhere

@kellifranklin9872 6 ай бұрын

It was so good to see him again!

@Belfastboi 6 ай бұрын

I could do without seeing him now and not after Timothee chalamet?!!

@damunzy 6 ай бұрын

Great, he didn't shoot anyone!

@Azraline 6 ай бұрын

Why did this sketch make no sense?? Like it didn’t seem like either of them were actually responding to the other one. “Oh he’s chatty.” “So you want me to be louder!!?” … what? That wasn’t stated, no.

@tae7x 6 ай бұрын

i think the louder part was supposed to be implied as a script note but could've used a shot of timmy looking over the script before saying it to let the audience know what he means. the chatty thing was him talking in between takes or stopping to ask questions/give notes

@Supersauly2 6 ай бұрын

This made me so calm

@ShadowJak8 6 ай бұрын

wow with the strike over looks like even murderers are getting back to work

@kodemasterx 6 ай бұрын

So nice to see Alec back on SNL...

@timothyjohnson1770 Ай бұрын

lol- "I AM PAUL MU-ADIB ATRIEDES"

@popmilofirst 6 ай бұрын

I missed Alec. Glad he's back

@seffishestopal5950 6 ай бұрын

I didn’t.

@lyssums 6 ай бұрын

Punkys SpongeBob ai line had me gasping for air. So good.

@carterzealand5423 6 ай бұрын

i love hearing timothees laugh after 3:20 hahah

@holographic555 Ай бұрын

Haha may i just say, this is fucking hilarious and soothing. I shall sleep like a baby.

@Uwa-eke1kb 6 ай бұрын

I don't know the name of the female cast member here but I have never seen her look more radiant. Holy cow! I had to rewind it at 0:47. Whoa, I don't know if it's the hair or what but she's a knockout.

@RomanSionis85 6 ай бұрын

She is Punkie Johnson and yes I fully agree 👏

@natalievargas2285 6 ай бұрын

HE NEEDS TO LEGITIMATELY DO THIS

@arianabliss3034 2 ай бұрын

this is how you write comedy for the 21st century! please keep this going!

@mc-rn8ro 6 ай бұрын

And I’m done! They just gave a murderer air time. Later!

@jamesmueller5038 2 ай бұрын

No, just a proud family man, victim of circumstance.

@HappyLife693 6 ай бұрын

Yay!! Great twist in the end.

@Learn-Digital-Art 24 күн бұрын

Well,I....search a story to calm myself and get this. Now I can't sleep😂

@HighAshy 6 ай бұрын

Okay I need this audiobook by Timothée 😀👍

@antiheroine3611 5 ай бұрын

I like when Timmy shows up

@caronstout354 6 ай бұрын

Would totally listen to him tell the story of DUNE like this...

@pillowcoach-inspireyoursle9836 6 ай бұрын

I can actually sleep well to that scream.😊

@alexlynn7517 Ай бұрын

i need timmy sleep story on spotify

@stellastewart8212 6 ай бұрын

punky and andrew are my fave duo

@RomanSionis85 6 ай бұрын

Yeah it was nice seeing them partnered together here considering they both joined SNL 3 years ago 😁

@Jpoppin101 2 ай бұрын

Nah when he rose his voice, he got me with that

@LoPhoBoi 21 күн бұрын

when lisan al gaib lost his job he has to do part times

@matamorostexas7238 6 ай бұрын

Lmao I just watched calm last night, this is great.

@tcarroll777 6 ай бұрын

Crazy how actors can kill someone and get back to work manslaughter or not like Matthew Broderick

@jamesmueller5038 2 ай бұрын

Who's Matthew Broderick?

@laalaa99stl 6 ай бұрын

Now I need to see the SpongebobAI version of this sketch.

@tylerhackner9731 6 ай бұрын

Love Timmy here

@CarlyJamis Ай бұрын

Anybody who says this comedy isn't funny is fucking old. SNL has its pulse on society right now. This is so fucking funny, Timothee Chalomet is amazing, and these comedians are really really good

@sokitjamz8762 6 ай бұрын

Alright, this did get me to laugh a bit.

@MelodicQuest 6 ай бұрын

"So people can just buy your voice?" "Oh, the things it's been dragged into... Thomas The Tank Engine. Wu-Tang Clan songs."

@rongluma-sd8qy 6 ай бұрын

As a member of CALM app , I really hope this story can reseals

@placeholderdoe 6 ай бұрын

"We should've gone with spoungebob AI man" underrated line

@jillevans7059 4 ай бұрын

Definitely thought it was going to be smut.

@just-tess 2 ай бұрын

YES why is not one else saying this, I was completely bracing for Daphne to be Punkie's alter ego but they deny to TC that it's anything other than innocent - like the Oscar Isaac writing group one