Can ANY Boss Survive The MERCILESS CHARIOTS?

Can ANY Boss Survive The MERCILESS CHARIOTS? - Elden Ring

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Nameless Ring

Жыл бұрын

OP Chariot
#bossfight #eldenring #エルデンリング #艾爾登法環 #steam #darksouls

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@Weigazod Жыл бұрын

It took a woman with wings to survive car accidents.

@asop1245 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kheyenrage5156 Жыл бұрын

☕️

@xwyl Жыл бұрын

The woman without wings didn't

@toheekang174 Жыл бұрын

Was it really an accident if the cars have malicious intent

@maxmaloney7547 Жыл бұрын

ironic

@big.atom37 Жыл бұрын

Gideon: A man cannot kill a god... Chariot: I am unmanned

@spaghe7 Жыл бұрын

Chariot : vroom vroom mf

@blakzyerboyz 11 ай бұрын

@@spaghe7 Chariot : vroom vroom mf *Killed God*

@Tiny_Hedgehog 11 ай бұрын

@@blakzyerboyz lolololollol 😆 🤣 😂

@andreambuter6806 9 ай бұрын

Eowyn to the Witch-King of Angmar: "I am no man"

@garren615 4 ай бұрын

😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

@fatguywhobreathesfire6488 Жыл бұрын

Watching the chariot stare down Gideon while he monologues is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while

@boldlion2857 Жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment 🤣

@Professor-TripleExtraLarge Жыл бұрын

*I NEED HELP*

@raffaelescollo4578 Жыл бұрын

The beautiful and after the battle Gideon: I feel it in the bones .. that they are all fucking broken !

@gondalfonsin5206 Жыл бұрын

With Gideon speech on background Chariot one: can we start? Chariot two: no! Chariot three: but look at him, he is so fucking annoying. Chariot two: manners Makes the car. Chariot one: it’s always manners makes the car with you!

@aeroosprey Жыл бұрын

"I know, in my bones..." What bones?

@black_ocelot3088 Жыл бұрын

Everytime malenia needs to desperately win she nukes something

@raymalik5171 Жыл бұрын

That's the only way she can win a fight, maidenless tactic

@debishvebishwish4839 Жыл бұрын

@@raymalik5171 hey if USA can do it so can Malenia 😂😂😂😂

@lonekraken2637 Жыл бұрын

Same as radahn

@buddharocks492 Жыл бұрын

@@lonekraken2637 cap

@iluvev9660 Жыл бұрын

@@debishvebishwish4839 savage!😂

@ArmoredZephyr Жыл бұрын

Don't know how I feel about having less honor than a chariot considering that they actually waited for Gideon to finish his speech before wrecking him.

@phuturephunk Жыл бұрын

That was literally the funniest one. Just rocked after all that talking.

@dimitrimoise1865 Жыл бұрын

@phuturephunk I know right 😂😂😂

@BababooeyGooey Жыл бұрын

>honor >Gideon kekw

@jjone3572 Жыл бұрын

Я действительно тот самый человек который выслушал речь Гидеона и потратила на него 50 попыток Вопросы?

@wake_up14 Жыл бұрын

Cause they only Attack when Something attacks them or IT has a lifebar

@juannavarroperez865 Жыл бұрын

To let Gideon give his speech was both hilarious and cruel.

@WardofSquid Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@insertedgynamehere___969 Жыл бұрын

SIR GIDEON OFFNIR, THE ALL SPAMMING! deserves it

@teleman07 8 ай бұрын

What a sad state of affairs.

@sam7835me Ай бұрын

😅😂

@joaobbxrvaz Жыл бұрын

I like how that chariot at the end just decides that it has had enough of slaying gods and rides to the sunset with no second thoughts whatsoever 😂

@kaykovuskerteus90 7 ай бұрын

And two of them watching like "Farewell brother, that was hell of a ride!"

@skeyedrake5929 4 ай бұрын

Unless it saw something

@a.r.h9919 29 күн бұрын

Wanted to hit birds in the sky

@JD_13 Жыл бұрын

9:53 is comedy gold. "Unto eternity!" *waves staff in the air* *hit by a truck*

@RuneVolpe Жыл бұрын

The way he ragdolls right after is also top tier funny

@justanaveragegamer8735 Жыл бұрын

The staff acted like a green light

@XshadowXkhanX Жыл бұрын

They isekaied his ass so hard XD

@jikannomajo Жыл бұрын

@@justanaveragegamer8735their licenses should be revoked. It was a red. 😭

@TheReasonableLiberal-hn2rs Ай бұрын

I just love the funny iron of him wanting to struggle for eternity and immediately gets what he asked for!

@FAISALMILAN Жыл бұрын

10:03 "I know in my Bones" Dude has no bones left

@samb5963 Жыл бұрын

I laughed more than I should have at the chariots just lawn-mowering over all the kids for Queen rennalas fight

@CharlemagneGuy127 11 күн бұрын

Chariots did NOT slow down while in a school zone

@aberrationiv6826 Жыл бұрын

Seeing Gideon monolog to a death machine made me bust up laughing. Especially since they immediately flattened him.

@eye_ball Жыл бұрын

He knows it in his bones

@ennui9745 Жыл бұрын

@@eye_ball His bones know that they will be flattened.

@GamingMediocrity Жыл бұрын

I know it... in my bones... three massive iron charriots cannot become an elden lord...

@carlosthetruedragon Жыл бұрын

Hilarious🤣🤣🤣

@lucasvic7010 Жыл бұрын

Right

@nathancantsing3482 Жыл бұрын

I can’t 💀😍

@badideagenerator2315 8 ай бұрын

a 2008 toyota coralis cannot become an elden lord...

@gareththeblue9014 8 ай бұрын

After that he didn't have no more bones lol

@DBGTbh Жыл бұрын

It seems this Chariot has the strongest poise damage attack in the game

@blackjoker874 Жыл бұрын

Lol I know right

@etiennebarni009 Жыл бұрын

I'm more afraid of the Chariots than Melania..

@mariocristogoat4931 Жыл бұрын

@@etiennebarni009But she was the only one that beat them….

@etiennebarni009 Жыл бұрын

@@mariocristogoat4931 But you can eventually win against Melania.. The horses must just be avoided.

@_Sloppyham Жыл бұрын

@@etiennebarni009you can kill some of them

@zen7RZ Жыл бұрын

*_The fallen leaves tell a story,_* *_Of how a tarnished became Elden Lord,_* *_Across the fog, in the Lands Between,_* *_Our seed will look back on us and recall,_* *_That which defined our age,_* *_THE AGE OF ROADKILL!_*

@nickbalmes6640 Жыл бұрын

Truly magnificent!

@LostGirl_OfAtlantis Жыл бұрын

*TOGETHAAAA WE SHALL RUN OVER THE VERY GODS!*

@pedroguilherme868 Жыл бұрын

I mean, even a demigod can't survive being run over by a truck 40 times in a row Not most at least Imagine if Odysseus was run over by a car Do you think he would survive? What about Hercules? Maybe once, but repeatedly and from all directions?

@pordoklanian Жыл бұрын

Odysseus was the most normal dude on any epic story you can imagine, he just happened to be a smart but rude ping pong ball for gods to play with in a sense

@pedroguilherme868 Жыл бұрын

@@pordoklanian achiles then? Would he die being run over by a truck?

@goodchange1853 Жыл бұрын

💀

@bowichan2407 Жыл бұрын

This is the most bizarrely hilarious sentence I've read in a couple of months The image will live forever in my mind

@darthmuel13 Жыл бұрын

Thing is, those chariots are the equivalent of a 6 wheel tractor with four hundred and twenty one thousand million horsepower

@flykhai9672 Жыл бұрын

Watching Gideon get steamrolled after that long speech was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time 😭😭

@ausphere_7397 Жыл бұрын

Gideon gave a speech Chariot: you done?

@LostGirl_OfAtlantis Жыл бұрын

Gideon: Yes, let me commence my first move-! *Chariot tires screeching*

@CrowFeatherQuill Жыл бұрын

That engineer is the true elden lord holly shit.

@malikevans634 Жыл бұрын

Of course the stone chariots would somehow get scarlet rot...

@michalhashtag1627 Жыл бұрын

I mean there are rotted crystalians in game so why not chariots?

@malikevans634 Жыл бұрын

@@michalhashtag1627 Valid point, I suppose. Though, the Crystalians seem to thrive and not die off of it.

@wildbard4112 Жыл бұрын

@@malikevans634 Canonically the rot can eat away at almost anything

@JavorinaMaria Жыл бұрын

rot does physical damage, not only rot damage

@yesmansam6686 Жыл бұрын

I think scarlet rot decays things thus effecting non organic substances.

@Kidomaru222 Жыл бұрын

0:33 Me trying to be quiet in the library

@SamoyedPawPaw Жыл бұрын

Gideon was so close

@aruseninvalinor5262 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@debasischinna4696 Жыл бұрын

To land a single hit

@krulen12 Жыл бұрын

@@debasischinna4696 he was One Punch Man's weaker cousin: No Punch Man 😂

@Luke-ro4kr Жыл бұрын

Serpent actually was

@mikecarroll757 Жыл бұрын

Watching the Fire Giant get his feet destroyed....magnificent

@genericname6505 Жыл бұрын

I love how Rennala is one of the bosses the chariots actually had the most difficulty with, and that's only because they just couldn't lock onto the scholar that was keeping the spell up

@mavortius8768 10 ай бұрын

It also looked like at least one of them got stuck behind some of the pillars.

@drazic13 Жыл бұрын

I love how Malenia kept getting knocked over and the fire giant kept getting tripped up

@nightscout9979 Жыл бұрын

Only Radahn and Malenia could do it. That sounds about right.

@facundovera3227 Жыл бұрын

Radahn is better than Morgott confirmed.

@kaiserdetectivegolden2735 Жыл бұрын

@@facundovera3227 he is indeed FAAAAAAAAAR stronger than Morgott

@idgaf7963 Жыл бұрын

You mean malenia? Radahn died so did every other boss

@uuop9940 Жыл бұрын

radahn died

@beanargrowers Жыл бұрын

@@idgaf7963 still radahn did destroy the chariots, with some good rng he probably would've survived

@elgoat3038 7 ай бұрын

"I know in my bones..." He has no bones after those hit and runs

@jmkos86 Жыл бұрын

Radahn and Malenia were the only 2 that had attacks strong enough to take the chariots down. Although I was looking forward to seeing Horah Loux taking the chariots to suplex city!

@John-zr6cv Жыл бұрын

Rykard was very very close to taking all three chariots down.

@jmkos86 Жыл бұрын

@@John-zr6cv yes but I have to give some of the credit on his fight to the lava pit around him as well.

@graceforged84 Жыл бұрын

Radagon also had them below 30% maybe even lower. But, it was after he died. I thing Radahn was the closest

@gmualum08 Жыл бұрын

"Let me show you these hands!"

@AtelierMcMuttonArt 8 ай бұрын

Going full Sabin

@patrickkeenan7290 Жыл бұрын

Seeing Godrick getting run over was like watching a parapalegic getting mowed down with a panzer. Quality content lmfao

@theknightikins9397 Жыл бұрын

The fact that they had a formation to fight Rykard and acted as a cohesive unit is incredible to watch.

@UnaMoscaEnLaPared Жыл бұрын

Not even chariots may defeat Malenia… abandon all hope…

@SenpaiChefsan Жыл бұрын

The chariots were always unnerving for me. The fact they are unmanned- but still are trying their best to kill you is very disturbing (edit I hate big machines that act on their own)

@Agc2749 Жыл бұрын

Going down into the crypts where these things are always freaked me out. I don't know why something about being alone deep underground with one of these inanimate but still lethal machines or automatons is really unerving.

@etiennebarni009 Жыл бұрын

Scariest thing in the game...

@dawodghammudi3699 Жыл бұрын

@@Agc2749 Same, that’s why I hated dwemer ruins in Skyrim…. Worst of the worst 🥲

@drewaltman3061 Жыл бұрын

@@dawodghammudi3699 They’re so cool though. I always liked the premise of advanced technology from the past.

@yodoleheehoo90 Жыл бұрын

Nothing terrifies me more than being summoned in a dungeon where these mechanized monstrosities are located. And of course I or the host dies 😂

@xwyl Жыл бұрын

1:25 Rennala is most fun ahh! They hit like trucks and most bosses got steamrolled and Gideon went even further :P. Malenia is the only one who survived but apparently she forgot everything about fighting except Scarlet Aeonia.

@linkjames6320 Жыл бұрын

When the trucks hit, you won't think of anything other than "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" and fly around like an idiot if you could.

@vyor8837 Жыл бұрын

At least Radahnn killed all three too... just died doing it.

@sum8863 Жыл бұрын

Well thats js how Malenia is programmed

@carlosterra9287 Жыл бұрын

Malenia is the true monster

@vixeneris2307 Жыл бұрын

Even the chariots witness true horror...

@MaverickV4134 Жыл бұрын

I was actually very impressed she was able to defeat them

@JavorinaMaria Жыл бұрын

@@MaverickV4134 she has luck with her AI putting scarlet aeonia two times in a row, otherwise im sure she wouldnt survive

@Final-Ts Жыл бұрын

@@JavorinaMaria Exactly. I was scouring the comment section looking for this point but couldn't find it anywhere, surprisingly. It was the first thing I thought of too when I saw her bust out with scarlet aeonia a second time so quickly. If the simulation was rerun 10 times I'd bet the chariots win 8 out of 10 attempts.

@ROCKSTAR3291 Жыл бұрын

@@Final-Ts still, the fact the she has a chance to win these impossible fights shows how busted she is

@atsyrc7280 Жыл бұрын

Radahn: IF I DIE, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!

@definitelynotadream2617 Жыл бұрын

the entire god-serpent/Rykard fight was great. brutal kill, followed by the perfect synchronized roll out, then they just idle until Rykard tosses his little ghost ball. it came down to the wire.

@yesmansam6686 Жыл бұрын

I was scared for them, not gonna lie, but they pulled through.

@eddyflo2978 Жыл бұрын

12:12 the way that one chariot just keeps going was for some reason hilarious 😂😂😂 bro is like am out of here

@fyka2902 Жыл бұрын

"... Sir Gideon Ofnir: The all knowing carpet!"

@Callsign_Reaper4 Жыл бұрын

Malenia being the only survivor was kinda badass. But my favorite part? The moment when the Godskin Noble tried to throw a fireball at the stationary chariots, and all 3 immediately charged forward, destroying every single pillar in the way, then destroyed the two in a heartbeat. Never enjoyed watching the Duo suffering end so quickly, but that was worth it

@il1680 Жыл бұрын

She had to spam 2 nukes lol

@Callsign_Reaper4 Жыл бұрын

@@il1680 True. Though she isn't the only one capable of the nukes. She's just the only one who got them off

@dizzykrogan Жыл бұрын

This tells us two things, these things are busted, the bosses who can survive(kill them) are busted. Malenia who casually takes on 50+ tree sentinels without effort.

@Neloish Жыл бұрын

She has never known defeat.

@JavorinaMaria Жыл бұрын

if not for those two scarlet aeonias in a row they would for sure kill her

@davidtsmith33 Жыл бұрын

LOL. It's so funny how they steamrolling the bosses running over them like rag dolls or mincemeat. Most of them didn't even have much of a chance to get going. Can't believe how Malenia survived.

@Yannick-lr6kn Жыл бұрын

2 Aeonias in a row she had god tier rng

@sannidhyabalkote9536 Жыл бұрын

@@Yannick-lr6kn well she is the goddess of rot so

@AnjuSenpai Жыл бұрын

@@Yannick-lr6kn It’s not rng, she will almost always do it one more time below half health.

@s.c.l5382 Жыл бұрын

survived to 1 hit. sure in more tries... she's not

@Menace_To_Society-_- Жыл бұрын

@@AnjuSenpai “almost always” sounds like rng gang…

@shadowwolf5549 2 ай бұрын

Horah Loux tried to give a hug to oncoming traffic.

@lawrencemorris2261 11 күн бұрын

He thought he was the main character in a superpowered action movie.

@CesarBarca Жыл бұрын

We need a summonable Chariot

@ranerez438 Ай бұрын

Lmaooo😅😅

@Moss44444 Жыл бұрын

I love how the fire giant looks like he’s being tripped by some RC cars

@gpicton1372 Жыл бұрын

The academy got wrecked so hard lmfaoo just people flying around getting crushed 😂

@bigfriki Жыл бұрын

Malenia being the only one to survive them is so poetic.

@DatRitzBoi Жыл бұрын

And yet, so frustrating. (IMO)

@SnowBall7148 Жыл бұрын

I bet not even more than one are necessary. 😆😆😆😆🤣😂😂😂

@bigfriki Жыл бұрын

@@SnowBall7148 what?🤔

@gareththeblue9014 8 ай бұрын

It's frustrating her movement and nuke save her from these things and the ballista barrage but oh well that's her moveset.

@virusyessineg 2 ай бұрын

@@gareththeblue9014womp womp

@kwasiahenkora6583 Жыл бұрын

Malenia never ceases to surprise us

@gandalfthewhite.5245 Жыл бұрын

8:13 They really said “Nihil this you filthy casual”

@goodchange1853 Жыл бұрын

2:55 I to was an adventurer like you.. then I took a chariot to the knee

@user-ck8ec7pj1l Жыл бұрын

Malenia, my beloved of rot

@clyde15 Жыл бұрын

The anguish I feel at watching these types of videos and then getting to Rennala’s part, that poor woman gets annihilated by everything.

@user-nf1pi1nf9l 10 ай бұрын

Since that day, three tanks have been built in a golden tree

@Wulf-sq9zw Жыл бұрын

2:56 im suddenly reminded of that one time i took a speeding skateboard to the shin

@Lewcifer91 Жыл бұрын

I feel so much satisfaction watching Godskin Duo getting repeatedly run over.

@mb51196 Жыл бұрын

The chariots just waiting for the bosses to start the fight, then suddenly "You have agitated T H E C H A R I O T S"

@patrickpimenta Жыл бұрын

Malenia como sempre sobrevive. Se eles não aguentaram, imaginem os jogadores...

@Lonewander Жыл бұрын

love how in renala phase two it was basically her getting run over

@osiris0413 Жыл бұрын

0:00 Godrick the Grafted 0:33 Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon 1:44 Starscourge Radahn 2:14 Morgott, the Omen King 2:45 Fire Giant 3:45 Godskin Duo 4:34 Beast Clergyman/Maliketh 5:18 Dragonlord Placidusax 6:02 God-Devouring Serpent 6:42 Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy 7:48 Mohg, Lord of Blood 8:28 Malenia, Blade of Miquella 9:31 Sir Gideon Ofnir, the Gigachad 10:29 Godfrey, First Elden Lord/Hoarah Loux 11:17 Radagon of the Golden Order 11:53 Elden Beast

@johndeighan2495 Жыл бұрын

Malenia lucked out

@mild7523 Жыл бұрын

@@IambecomeMikeWazowski if she had bad luck and a chariot land another hit she's dead, luck definitely took part in it.

@madwilli3205 Жыл бұрын

@@IambecomeMikeWazowski good rng

@agentofchaos7456 Жыл бұрын

@@IambecomeMikeWazowski The clones would have also destroyed them.

@Neloish Жыл бұрын

She has never known defeat.

@user-jc8ef4vu8j 7 ай бұрын

Something you failed to realize when making this video, as entertaining as it was to see the godskin duo get absolutely poned...those chariot cannot be stunned.

@Fur_Crumbs_Channel Жыл бұрын

And i thought Godfrey was the king of poise break. These Chariots chunk thru poise literally soon as they hit the boss.🤯 Lol when they got to Gideon i imagined them saying "welp unto eternity it shall be" as they just pummel him to ashes so suddenly 9:50

@evasionaficionado8729 Жыл бұрын

Thank you, chariots. You are detached fair shakers.

@oraaange9286 Жыл бұрын

the malenia one was pure luck, she almost never uses scarlet aeonia twice in a row

@TwoGendersOnly Жыл бұрын

So these things do insane poise break and the stun locking is pretty hilarious

@devonmike7392 Жыл бұрын

4:22 "hey guys check this wheelie"

@metalmonster9536 Жыл бұрын

Marika should've known that the hope to kill Elden Beast was sleeping in some random catacombs

@ghostgutarist5234 Жыл бұрын

and SHE has never Known Defeat

@redc7146 Жыл бұрын

6:46 They way they turn around like it’s a fucking anime lmao

@DD_Quack 3 ай бұрын

The lands between most dangerous car accidents compilation

@dscott8585 Жыл бұрын

1:29 that was brutal

@perdamaian5338 Жыл бұрын

When alpha males meet feminists

@sadcatwithhat3527 Жыл бұрын

Now those bosses know the true struggles of the game

@saltypyro1761 Ай бұрын

The only time i've heard Morgott, the omen king's power up scream and it was completely natural because you just know he's being flay and degloved at the end there.

@Nasazuki Жыл бұрын

10:03 "I know... In my shredded bones"

@KantramaGaming Жыл бұрын

The way Gideon flew lmao

@Erusparadise Жыл бұрын

Ngl it was a thing of beauty watching the fire giant get stunlocked!

@Professor-TripleExtraLarge Жыл бұрын

9:54 it was at this moment he knew... *...he fucked up.*

@moncreebrown948 Жыл бұрын

Man I love these freaking videos.

@Priyajit_Ghosh Жыл бұрын

Fck it came to Radhan vs Malenia again!

@victorstewart395 Жыл бұрын

Of course Malenia..also I think these kind of videos would be way more interesting if people found a way to hack taking out the stager mechanic. Most of these fights go by in a heartbeat because the boss never has a chance to land any attacks because they’re staggered to oblivion.

@dayshigh4068 Жыл бұрын

Fire Giant: MY LEG

@ToozdaysChild Жыл бұрын

A Lineage of Gods, Demigods, and Heroes VS Vehicular Homicide

@CringeMeHarder Жыл бұрын

I would love to see you do a Full Grown Fallingstar Beast versus the Bosses.

@tonypark7827 Жыл бұрын

Malenia built different

@Wolfencreek Жыл бұрын

Watching the chariots flatten all the children 😂

@zoro4661WasTaken Ай бұрын

I love their slow turn-around when Rykard gets back up Like "Waaait a minute..."

@qowkhauspqokwhxzsoafjhwmew2924 Жыл бұрын

I LOVE malenia, but I honestly thought she would lose like everyone else, because it’s just unfair. They drive you over and youre stuck there while 3 tractors decide to drive against a wall on your head. But when she won, my mouth dropped. I didn’t even think she could do the scarlet aonia twice. I suppose what she has and I lack is a battle iq lol

@madwilli3205 Жыл бұрын

Chariots def woulda gone undefeated if Malenia didn't do a 2nd Scarlet aoe attack.

@Madamoizillion Ай бұрын

I love how they just Roomba around, so unhurried and efficient

@oniongummy8969 Жыл бұрын

I know…in my bones…that three chariots represent the apocalypse

@Lardzor Жыл бұрын

I was wondering if Melania with her health regeneration and devastating Area of Effect attacks would pull it off.

@facundovera3227 Жыл бұрын

But can the Merciless Watchers match the Merciless Chariots?

@yikkizh_2694 Жыл бұрын

Probably not unless they’re depth 5 and the chariots suffer the cursed effect

@AceAviations2 Жыл бұрын

@@yikkizh_2694 Even then I don't see that happening, they're one of the easiest bosses in the Chalice Dungeons, even at that point. Also I consider them one of the best Chalice Dungeon bosses to encounter at Depth 5 with the Cursed effect, they're an easy way to get powerful physical blood gems without being a chore. They're not a great fight mechanically, but the difficulty-to-reward ratio is skewed so far that I was always happy when I'd encounter them in a Cursed dungeon.