wait a minute..... 3 days ago? this was published 1 hour ago

No matter what your pog, you've done it anyway

The math is mathing

​@@emma_nutella58it does

Pogostuck 2 is waiting

come on guys what are we doing? Get her up there in the top comments

Thank you for making Connor suffer for our amusement

@@fableshearth2457it’s what I was put on this earth to do

@@justacommenterforfun.1265 don’t have to be at the top to torment Connor

Fr*nch 🤮 (jk love you)

Only himself. The original maps are boring as shit. Not sure why streamers won't do any more custom ones.

He so unstoppable we can't stand it anymore XD a

guess this white man can jump

@@victorbressler7156 For some stupid reason, now all I want is to see several former and current NBA stars playing Jump King in some sort of tournament. Its basically the only realistic way Jordan can be dethroned as the irl jump king XD...until we learn he's actually absolutely cracked at JK and can speed run each of them in like 5 minutes.

real

Potassium nitride

Carbon dioxide

Incredible

Potassium Hydroxide

The chat giving him shit alone with their donation messages is just a god damn masterpiece. Even the low hanging fruit jokes that have been said a million times like the "fall guys" jokes or the "Connor, the point is to get to the top, not the bottom" jokes etc just get me everytime. Or..I can't remember if it was his original playthrough, or one of the DLC runs, or him trying to speed run for the first time, but I also remember the long string of "big dick willy dafoe" donation messages and just absolutely dying.

that is AI. idk what software but nvidia has one.

it looks like his eyes are edited to be bigger... strange

i thought i was going crazy

It's weirdly stress relieving for me. Idk I don't really get angry when I lose in Celeste

@@dango6266 yeah the super fast dying-reviving cycle makes it feel a lot better, and once you got the hang of something its super satisfying. I'm not very good at it but with how well dying is handled, I don't mind playing hard custom maps that have me dying over a 1000 times. At this point I've managed to clear 2 expert-rated maps.

He just loves bullying me cause I’m French 😭

Holy shit, I’m so sorry to hear that. Good luck

bro good luck

Good luck dude, I'm sorry to hear that. Good prayers for you my friend.

Some ISPs have low income options. Wishing you the best.

Do you have any family or friends you can live with? Or even a shelter in your area? Winter is right around the corner, you'll definitely need somewhere warm. If not, as I know shelters for men are even more difficult to find (forgive me, I'm assuming you're male as Connor's channel demographic has greatly shifted to now being mostly male), I do hope you at least have a vehicle to sleep in. In terms of employment, it might not offer a lot, but fast food wages have mostly gone up after the pandemic. And it can pull double-duty by providing food. Of course it's not the most nutritious, but if things are about to get seriously dire, there's no time to worry about that right now. They're usually desperate for help, so it can be a quick hiring process. This is especially important if you're about to be flat out homeless (fuck, saying that breaks my heart). It's harder to find a facility that will let you be there long enough to make yourself presentable for a job, especially the longer you've been without such amenities, like a shower, or needing to shave. Finding new employment as quickly as possible is key. Sell or pawn anything of value would be my next suggestion (TV, video games, game console, jewlery, headphone and earbuds, computer, ect). Use the money to go toward your phone, since it's your lifeline for employment opportunities or if you need emergency services. Or even with finding a new home. Maybe get a prepaid debit card, like with Green Dot (if you're in the U.S). They do cost about $3.50 to load money onto, but there's no annual fees and you can put money on them from a very large amount of places. If you already have a bank account, most jobs have direct deposit, so that will save you front having to travel to add funds to the card, but the prepaid card is an alternate option. This isn't the best advice whatsoever, but if it hasn't been too long since you lost your job (usually under two weeks), see if you might qualify for some kind of loan. Lie on the application that you do still have your last job and say you need it for something like moving expenses (which, I suppose might not entirely be a lie). If the time period for when your next payday hasn't arrived, you can possibly lie your way into looking like you're still employed. Yes, this is dangerous because it will mess your credit up when you can't make the payments, but I'm giving this advice for survival mode, not long-term financial advice. You have to do what you have to do to ensure you can eat and lay your head down somewhere warm and safe. That last part is a drawback to shelters as well...safety. I'm truly sorry to hear that things have seriously hit the fan and maybe something here can help. Or maybe none of it applies because you hopefully do have a safety net with family or friends, or you have an even better plan in mind. I'm not the praying kind, but you will be in my thoughts and whatever qualifies as a prayer for an atheist. Please take care of yourself and if there's a way to do "DM's" on KZfaq, please feel free to reach out to me. I don't have a hell of a lot of tips for a situation like this, because the cards are stacked horribly against those that are homeless (like interviews being online now when you might not have access to the internet), but if I can do anything to assist, I'm happy to do so.

This edit was by lanicorn, not Mudan. He only manages the channel.

I mean he’s not wrong 😔

@@emma_nutella58 Indeed!

thank god im not only one who noticed it

Connor can never defeat me

I felt the exact same way