Drug Testing for Weed should be Criminal.

You can't smoke weed but go ahead and get blackout drunk every night and come into work hungover. That's the American way.

Sucks for people that work hard, have families, DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL, dont use hard drugs just weed. Shouldn't be this way but it is

I’m 28 been using it since 18…nothing wrong with using synthetic urine if you’re a hard worker that smokes weed….if they ever did find a way to stop this I’ll just go back to using my sober family members..always feel like I beat a mission when I use it lol….main thing is to make sure your bottle temperature is good 94-100…..keep in your drawls to keep it at body temperature (Nike tights) ✌️

To the people that say you shouldn’t be high at work, we’re not asking to be high at work. We can’t smoke in a 3 month window around work. If they tested you for caffeine, alcohol, porn whatever drug of choice you enjoy that you use outside of work and you couldn’t do it in a 3 month window outside of work you’d be upset too. For those of you that just white knuckle it through life always sober from everything I salute you.

There are currently over 5000 active lawsuits against urine collection and laboratory companies for incorrectly accusing clients of cheating.

I used synthetic urine for 5 court ordered urinalysis & it WORKED, heck the judge even congratulated me lol 😄😄

I did a mouth swab test and tested positive for thc and I don’t even smoke weed . They called me back 2 hours later and said it read negative now . Can only imagine how many people get fucked over cause of that

This is criminal, my man looks so baked out his mind , yet will get us failing the test 🤦‍♂️

Synthetic urine sure can beat a drug test and I do it all the time! Doctors will try and lie or make it seem like a lot of things can go wrong using fake urine but they are just trying to prevent you from doing it. I've used fake urine for every single job I've ever had the requires testing you just got to be sure to heat up the specimen to a little hotter than it needs to be and let it cool down until the heat strip is in the right range. Then use a heat pack to keep it warm and voila. If it's an observed test there is something called a whizzanator (for men) it is a fake penis that comes in different skin tones and it works phenomenally.

The awnser is yes

I used upass. Did everything right. Got sent to lab for pre employment dot. MRO called me 16 days later and said it came back as a refusal cause there was zero creatinine and low SG. They’ve smarted up if you’re testing for a safety sensitive position. It’s put me in a real bind after just getting my cdl out of line school and now have a violation in the clearinghouse. Offer of employment was taken off the table and now going through the return to duty process. I have my doubts I’ll ever become a lineman now. All over some smoke. Talk about dream crushing.

Thanks man, i feel 10x better about the near future😂😌

Synthetic urine is what they use to zero their lab equipment

if my coworkers can go home and get heavily drunk but i cant legally go home and smoke a small amount, then the whole entire system is a violation of privacy. what is more dangerous to public safety, someone who was high the night before or someone that had 12 beers the night before...... and yes i do know truck drivers that get that drunk outside of work

I received my offer letter and did a 15-day super flush plan. I used two 5-day flush capsule sets and drank incredible amounts of H20. My first test came back unusually yellow in color, I had drunk a Rockstar energy drink that morning. I had to take the DOT-level test. The tester thought that it was SU, by the unusual bright yellow color. When I did the second test and it was still the bright yellow color she asked what I had drunk that morning, I told her it was a Rockstar energy drink. She also did not like my smug smile when I did the test. I could see she suspected that I had flushed out, but there was nothing she could do about it. (I had done a 15 ng THC test that morning on my first pee of the day I knew I was spotless). The rules were very clear in the UA disclaimer I signed as a part of my onboarding, I could not cheat the test by altering the urine, using SU, or refusing to take it. It did not say anything about studying up.

The U Pass always worked for me

I’ve tried quick fix 4 times n passed all tests

Was bout to go drug testing for a trucking job. Using quick fix… after this video IM GOOD, ima stay right here where I’m at

I use quick fix synthetic urine , I just had a drug test last week and passed using this method. It works every time! ( I’ve used it twice now )

Had a… friend do this before. When he poured it in the cup it was reading low 90s, just put the hand warmer up to the cup to get it a little higher right before you walk out. Hope this helps

Speaking from personal experience, quick fix has been my best friend since I was 18.. I just turned 30 back in June now I work for myself so there's no need for me to hide the fact that I smoke weed just to be able to provide for my family. This is a stoners best friend.

I've never been pat down. They just say empty your pockets but they don't check

The answer is yes.

I used quick fix synthetic urine a few times for pre employment test and passed everytime. No problem

if a urine collector watched me piss or smelled the cup after I handed it to him.. I would probably die from laughter..

Yes it’s infuriating. I work in the oilfield, and there are a lot of guys who get drunk damn near every day & we work 15 hour shifts. So they go home, get drunk, sleep for 3-4 hours, and go back to work… and that’s perfectly fine. But you can’t get off work, hit a joint a few times & go to sleep. It’s absolutely ridiculous beyond belief at this point. It just sucks because I have trouble sleeping, I always have. Before getting this job 6 years ago I smoked before bed every night, and it helped me get to sleep. But now I’ve not smoke in 6 years & I have to take over the counter sleeping pills every morning when I get off work just so I can sleep. Those over the counter pills are potentially worse for you than weed is. I just wish they could allow people to smoke weed because it’s harmless. It only “makes you lazy” if you’re already inherently lazy as it is.

I would think the bubbles or foam in actual urine would be a big indicator for collectors to differentiate from SU.

worked great for me, the heating pack stopped working but if you keep it tucked then your body should keep it the right temp. i was worried it wouldn’t be warm enough because the green dot disappeared 30 mins prior but it still worked perfect with my body heat.

If the pee isn’t at temp, pee on the temp reader or put your thumb to get it up to temp

I used upass and it got shipped to a lab, came back as an altered test and I failed… literally did what I did the first time I used it to pass

This guy is awesome! Thanks for spilling the beans

Quick Fix !

If the employer say that the person can reschedule but the lab say it’s a refusal will that mess up the employee with their CDL

I used upass and it worked for my dot physical

I got fired from not passing a drug test it was only THC its a tribe in employees I'm not sure if there able to get away with this be safe stay strong goddess

2024 testing is different both me and my friend got tested he had his quick fix and I had mine we both failed, the cup didn’t detect the temperature even though it was at the right temperature

The military requires the tester to observe the urine leaving the body into the cup.

Yeah, no one is watching my urine go into a cup ever again...Played that game for 20 years in the Air Force. Does this practice even happen outside of the military and prison system?

Biometrics should never be used for to secure a job. !!! If we stopped all the "users" from working...(using all types of drugs).. we would have a national unemployement and worker shortage crisis!!!

They work

thank me later: get you a small bottle replace it with synthetic urine or someone clean urine and keep it between your crouch and or legs (body heat keeps it at perfect temperature) with some tight briefs (pause) when ever your in line or whenever u know you will be tested within minutes have a seat and keep your legs together....pass every time....furthermore if you want advice for a good synthetic urine just get quickfix

How long does synthetic urine keep for unrefrigerated?

I always empty out an appropriately sized elmers school glue bottle and rinse it thoroughly. I have never used SU, but I have used switcheroo with someones urine who don't do what I do...cut a small length of ace bandage and secure the bottle in that spot against your leg where it's between your sack and your leg...I flip the nozzle out, twist it, squeeze until the test cup is full, and then allow myself to urinate in the toilet. Twist the glue bottle nozzle closed and let it stay right there until you leave the building lol!

I have a pre employment test tomorrow. It’s been 5 days since I last smoked weed. Detox drinks and tons of water did not work for me, I failed my home test. So I bought some synthetic pee as my last hope. Fingers crossed 🤞🏾 I need this job. I hope my anxiety doesn’t give me away 😣

If they test for weed they should test for tobacco and alcohol also

Im bout to try. Clear choice belt

Used Magnum Synthetic, been 3 days and haven’t heard anything back, so I’m guessing it was good. It passed the initial 90-100° inspection and got sent off. I think just a 5 panel screen, so fingers crossed 🤞🏻

Do they allow you to take a microwave into the restroom with you?

Dip tests and lab tests of the sample are very different when it comes to wiggle room, I suppose.

I'm curious. I have shy bladder and I know it will be difficult for me to provide a sample knowing somebody is right outside listening (that is literally the thing that triggers it for me). Would a testing place accommodate for this by allowing me to use wireless headphones during the sample process? I know one answer wont fit all test facilities but just curious what you would make of that.

I've been getting a positive sample for benzodiazapines for the last three months and havnt taken vallium since i was in hospital, 6 months ago now the drug tester wont belive that its been in my system for this long , can it stay in my urine tract fir this long and what can i do about it ???

This worked for me last week on a random test. Got my medical card right after. Ain’t nobody got time for that lol.

Thanks for the vid! Ver informative Quick question, hypothetically if my buddy was a Department of Defense civilian employee would something like quick-fix or general synthetic urine work?

How reliable is Upass

Saliva testing is only detectable within 24 to 48 hours. That window significantly shrinks to within a couple hours after vigorously rinsing with mouthwash for a couple of minutes right after you've smoked a Marijuana cigarette.

Use someone who is clean is what I normally do it worked the last two times I have another one this week but I've been trying to get clean if not here we go again lol...I normally heat up a cup of water put the bottle in the water on the way then put it in my drawers once I get there

I did it !!! I passed my dot physical and drug test!!! Boooooyahhhhhh! Thank you bro , your videos helped a lot, really a quick fix for me!! You’re a pro! 2 years even, was worried about my BP but I smashed it !

Yes it can

Ive passed at LEAST a dozen drug tests with fake pee

I've passed multiple tests with synthetic pee.

What if the lid was off....

I drove truck for 13 years. Used fake pee for 6 of those years after switching to weed from ptsd pills for a better quality of life. Worked like a charm, but it's been years.

Ive used u pass for drugs test passed every time

I’ve never been patted down they only ever told me empty my pockets.

How long does THC stay in the system for blodd sampling? I have a bladder problem and cant hold urine enough to produce a urine samlpe, so they are sugesting blood sampling, but how long does THC remain detectable in blood???

I've only ever had to pee in the cup and the collector then package it.. they only check for the temperature

Quik Fix worked for me three times..its very important to make sure the temperature is a 100 or so degrees at the time of sample.

I have been using it for years beats DOT test every time as long as u have temp right

Wow 3 hours later a 3 min video made into a lifetime 🤦 dude dose it work yes or no wtf

I wanna join the union but I smoke for my anxiety and depression disability... I don't know if I should try. Any help

I use the brand monkey whizz it’s always worked for me no issues. Just wear it around my waist under my belly a couple of hours before I leave then about an hour after putting it on I add the heat pad before I walk out the door I check to make sure it’s at the right temperature and head out. Last time I used it tho it was really hot and it went over the temp range so I was in the bathroom for several minutes waiting for it to cool to the right temperature but I still passed

does fake piss actually work tho? i needa pass a zaza test and am debating whether to do that or detox drinks lol

anyone ever review bulletproof x2 synthetic urine?

Thing about a urine test that can go back 30 days or more. If you smoke weed two weeks ago does that mean you are high today? So driver you drank 2 weeks ago on your hometime so you are drunk today. Mouth swab tests would be much more fair imo.

is it common for labs to use synthetic urine test strips?

Can it be detected if they send it to a lab ?

Clutched

Anyone used synthetic urine for a hospital job?

Too much talky talky lol😂

I took a test with Upass last week. The doctor called me a couple days ago. They asked me and asked me if I used a substitute. I told them no. They never said if I passed or failed. So now I’m worried.

YES

I had got patted down and someone watched behind me

DONT USE UPASS IT SHOWS UP AT QUEST AS NOT HUMAN

thanks doc

Reheating cause issues?

I just wanna get in trucking school then after that I’m done smoking

I dont even smoke weed and im paranoid because i take sleepaid n read that can come back as positive for methadone. Has this happened to anyone??? Im shitting bricks. I have to pass! Its a hospital job n basically the best job ill ever have. Im so nervous. I dont wanna use sinthetic urine. Lol im way too nervous to do that!! Ive done if before but it was for whatever jobs and cuz i use to smoke weed but i I havent in years now.

Why are they so hard on marijuana smokers? Marijuana is much better than alcohol. Why don't they get hard on the alcohol too? It's much more dangerous than marijuana. In every way. I've seen people go to the nursing home because of alcohol but never for marijuana. Yeah it's not about safety. It's about those people don't approve of it. And that's all it's about. And money. It's about money too. The beer companies spend a lot of money keeping their products legal and selling regularly.

Anyone ever use gotcha belt?

Find someone sober and package up the pee in a mini shot bottle, get a hot cup of water and have it in the cup till you arrive at destination, wrap in a towel and shove it in ur pants/underwear and go test, i passed last time hopefully this method helps me again this time 😢

Man it works stop trying to scare people!!! 💪😡👍

I’ve been using upass last 5yrs passed but last week used 1 lab called said it couldn’t b tested an need to retake. Technology is a bitch!!

Got My drug test today to get this job $6 more an hour got the uPass 🤞🏾 LabCorp is where I gotta go

Can a real quick fix synthetic beat a dot random test, I keep a bottle of quick fix in my bag while d working as a CDL driver . But haven’t got pulled for a random yet. The shelf life I have in my bottle is good for a year& I’m just wondering if I get pulled for a random before the bottle expires, will it pass a dot random test??

Will it pass dot

Would a Childs urine pass the sample validity test? Say a 7 year old?.. asking for a friend....

Okay everyone here's the real deal used to any of that stuff would work the real reason you pass and some of the other brands are not working is because it has a preservative in it your P does not have any type of preservative in it that's why it will last a year I do believe stream X is one of the ones that do not have preservatives in it but you should check it's also like this if you were offered a job especially for cdl and you don't think you were going to pass then frankly you should just not go tell them something came up and that you're not going to be able to accept the job at this time because if you do rush it go in there and fail it that's it for you all your hard work is gone down the drain a future driving trucks that could last years and years all goes down the drain because you rush it even if it takes another month or two to get it out of your system do it then stay clean once you go long enough without smoking the **** you will get used to it trust me you've to smoke every single day love the **** now the $25 an hour plus benefits that I make plus I'm home every single day got a brand new car all sorts of new fun to waste and that's the payoff if you were dirty do not go and risk it just wait your cdl driver's license last two three years if you try to use this **** in a physical or try to use one of the flushing drinks in a physical you may pass the drug proportion of it but then it's gonna come back showing that you have some type of urinary infection like diabetes which is gonna result in you having a physical every six months to a year don't be in a rush and **** **** everything you've worked so hard to get it's taken this long give it time make sure you pass and enjoy your days behind the wheel with that being said I drive trucks every day and even though I used to spend a lot of time smoking I'll tell you flat out plain and simple smoking weed and being behind the will of an £80,000 vehicle that has the potential of flying through a stoplight and killing a family of people in their car just ain't worth it it's big huge truck being stoned behind the wheel there is no place for it and this is coming from a person that used to smoke this **** every single day I loved it but other people's lives are on the line plus if that was to ever happen and you had a wreck and someone got hurt you're not gonna have time to go get your U pass they're gonna **** you right there and if you're found with drugs in your system they are gonna put you in prison for manslaughter for a long time think about it folks making comments that have your picture sitting right beside you as you talk about smoking weed and faking drug test think about it what happens when your boss reads this or the people at the drug detection pl as you admit to cheating the test while your **** picture sits right beside your confession thank folks thank

Dam i came for a straight forward answer and got a whole alot of non sense

Will synthetic urine pass a DOT TEST