If you're that kinda rider who needs a rescue pump link to the product here Affiliate link to Amazon to the product in the video, amzn.to/3RjDAcK

I bought this pump today and no problem pumping my shock and fork. First you weren't using the correct mode that has on the bottom and second you can put your palm against the top of the shock with your left hand preventing it from going anywhere. You don't need to grab it with your whole palm, you just need to block its movement, thus generating a pumping force. You won a dislike mate. Cheers.